₦airaland Forum

It may have been a mere coincidence. I think it was the way her hand was in the process of gesticulation as at the time the snap was taken.
But what has baffled me about the lady is that the ooni said he never dated her,that it was the spirits that chose her for him.
Has anyone ever bothered to ponder over the criteria she carried that made some demonic spirits to find her qualified for their ooni.
Just thinking

Its only on nairaland that apc floors pdp in the south south and south east and that's because some kids will sit in their parents' home in lagos and be shouting apc. But when the people on ground get to vote,these kids are nt seen anywhere near the states.

Tinubu: You mean wike did all that to you in Rivers state?
Amechi: (Speechless because he's ashamed)
Akande: Sorry ooo! But how are you? I hope he did not wound you?
Buhari: (Looking Disappointedly at amechi)

I will be inviting my friends over.

This reminds me of my days in nysc camp(over 13years ago). The soliders in the camp were always threatening us with locking us up in the guard room. And we dreaded anything that will get us into their guard room.
One day,after standing for hours under the scorching sun under one form of parade or the other,I passed by the guard room to see that the guy 'detained' there was peacefully sleeping on a foam without the stress we were undergoing under the sun. I quickly ran to one of the army guys and offered him bribe to get me locked up too!

One of them will grow up to discover that he has developed a hidden talent to become....

Amazing Spider Man!

Nothing seems to work under this APC led regime.
Something is wrong somewhere.

President Buhari on why he should drag Nigeria into the membership of the Islamic groups,said any christian who opposes the membership should go to sambisa forest and fight boko haram.

Chief Chris Ngige,the minister of Labour boldly stated that anyone who is complaining and wish for things to be better must be a PDP member.

The minister of state for Petroleum,Ibe Kachukwu,in the heat of the fuel scarcity that has crippled the country for over two months(the longest in the nation's history) blatantly told Nigerians that the fuel scarcity will continue till May as he was no magician.

And while Nigerians were still battling with the effects of that singular comment of his,Femi Adesina,the President's spokesman when confronted on Channels TV on the unending power outage that has also crippled the nation, angrily shouted that any person who complains of being in darkness should go to the creeks and hold those who are vandalising the pipelines.

And now Abike Dabiri,a Special Assistant to the President on Diaspora Matters(of all offices) has responded in a manner more careless and insensitive of a leader of such offices. A concerned Nigeria living in 'diaspora' posed this question to Abike Dabiri;
"No stable power, High Insecurity,Low wages,Poor Infrastructures,etc. What am I coming home for?"
And the best response an SA whose responsibility it is to project Nigeria to our international public could give him was; "But who asked you to come?"

APC government are clearly showing that they most insensitive and are not accountable to the people.
From the highest of them to the least,their remarks clearly shows that they are not ready to be held responsible for their government's inefficiencies and abysmal performance.

How did we get such an irresponsible government that will not assume responsibility for any of their poor performances? Very soon,APC will blame those that voted them in as responsible for their own predicament.

They were never quarrelling. Just their supporters

Because the slave masters have spoken,you won't hear 'kpim' from the 'slaves and their chief slave'

They should let the driver go abeg.
This case should be closed and termed suicide. The idiot killed himself.
And why did anyone bother revealing the number plate of the driver. That's unfair.

christinie:
Buhari replied by telling them that plans are in top gear for him and his vice to deliver the promises starting from June, 2018 in order to entice Nigerians to vote for them again.

Let me get this straight.... They plan to leave Nigerians in this suffering till june 2018 so that the little they'll do from june 2018 will make Nigerians vote them again? Ok oooo
"Hello,is that PDP? Please,who is your presidential candidate and vice?"

quest003:
The burial was to take place two days ago but we are yet to see a single picture of the event, abeg who is deceiving who? He better come out from hiding and enjoy his life, that's kashamu, egbon is out there flexing.
lalasticlala

In your village,do you bury someone before they die?

He completed a helipad in daura. That's the only completed achievement in this administration so far

And his last kid is far older than this wife of his.
This is the kind of marriage where as the lady you don't need to say anything about why you love him cos everybody knows its all about the money.

...And I hope some guy is not somewhere meeting up with her and asking "is that old husband of yours dead yet?"

zimoni:
For where? This clown will never cease to annoy us. I dey laugh.

The Most Brainless

The Most Useless

The Most Clueless

The Most Indebted

The Most Wasteful

...............Governor In The History Of State Of Osun / Osun State.

This Clown Doesn't Have Any Business Being In Governance.

Omisore, though a Crook, would have done Better.


When there was sufficient allocation from Abuja, The Clown Said "I Don't Need Federal Allocation To Pay Salaries". How Time Flies.

When banks stopped giving loans to the Saboteur, he said "I Can't Pay Salaries Anymore Because Banks Have Stopped Giving Me Loans".

This Dude Is Clueless Than Mr Bean. Yeah, not GEJ. Jonathan is a Prof when compared with AregbeUseless. Aregbe is Totally Useless.

Olori Boobo Ti N Bo Mo'gbo should clear the debt(about 140Bn) before he hands over ooooo. I pity the next governor of State of Osun or Osun State.

I Just Dey Laugh.

If I were Aregbesola,I'll just wake up one night,wake my wife,park our things quietly and run away secretly from Osun state,leaving this gbese for the deputy and others to worry about.
The Onigbese1 of Nigeria!
And the deputy on realizing what the Onigbese has done,should just wait for the next night to wake my own wife,park our things and run away too.
As for Osun state,if I am sleeping in my home and they come and beg me to become the next governor of the state,I will decline having my name mentioned anywhere near that mess. If they violently insist,I will promise them response the next day. At night,I too will wake up my wife,park our things and run away.

Believe at your own peril. There is no single person in imo state who will fall for this rubbish. Rochas and Amechi exhibit the same mental symptoms. They are drama kings. You sometimes wonder if all is weel with them upstairs.
When he gave his life to christ,did he bring out those 'charms' and juju he buried in various parts of the state.
Abeg,he should do us a favour. He should 'ge rara hia!'
Has he also denounced Nkiru nwa Sylvanus?

Brethren,let us pray!
Repeat after me.

Everybody! Who worked for the success of this APC government anywhere in Nigeria!
What are you waiting for!
Oya! Fall down and Die!
Die! Die!! Die!!!

I wish him the best cos he came into office on the back of many wrong assumptions. So he needs to prove pundits wrong.
This is one governor(and wike) that I admire

This is what I call 'retracing your steps'

No,you're not. You're just possessed by a marine spirit that tells you such nonsense in your head.
Next!

That's a good one,but am sure some people,due to blind tribal sentiments will not see the reasons here

Tinubu's lapdogs at work. They will not call for the resignation of the minister of petroleum,but will call for the head of the minister of state. Eye service people.

And while they are at it,they should also call for the sack of Fashola for the massive failure in power supply.

This must be the hand work of omoniles. That deal won't fly cos if any buyer does a proper search on the property title,he will discover that the property belongs to Joseph of Arimathea.
Buyers Beware!

Bishop Oyedepo must be an ipob! How dare he say the truth about this administration? He must be ipob!

Kachukwu made a careless statement that has definetly worsened the hoarding.
But if tinubu was honest and not borne out of selfish business interest and vendetta(the refusal of kachukwu to cancel the appointment of animashuan as NPDC boss over his candidate),he should address the grieviance to the Minister of Petroleum himself and not the minister of state.