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I just want to advise you all that if you are not going for a subjective professional course, and you are not elisted as part of the students chosen, quickly grab an alternative course form for another course. There is no time.
Remember that in this Nigeria of ours, it is just for you to get your certificate, you can still work anywhere.

This is bizzare, and craziness at its best. Nigeria which one u dey?

xqwysyte:
that was a bad diss, stick to ur '419' thats better
im unstoppable no matter what u do i'll get better and better
cos my disses will be with u forever, like ur uni expulsion letter

This shyt is weak, besides ur lines are three/
It aint no futball trying to form hattrick/

P.TechnIQ:
my chick'll bounce on that and leave you with herpes/i infected her with my sickness
my disease ridden flow's sick n overflown like spilt slurpees/advise to you;write more and bitch less

Dude your lines are too long, u shud be mr longting/
Shorten  ur verses, and imma give u wat ur wanting/

peelovee:
Note:

Fine boys that are always shy Physically [b] are bold as lion performing signs and wonders on bed.(I mean the kpakoros)

While,
Most of them are shy cos u admire them, for that they approach u with humility and make one laugh when they fumble all over themselve (i mean the Ajebortas)

Hahaha sweety u are spot on.

If you want to attend higher institution in one of those conutries, email me at creamboy12@yahoo.com

It will cost you less than 300k, and there is a 80% guarantee of you getting a VISA.

I heard that the general performance this year was below average, so there is every possibility that cut off marks for each department will be low.

renovatio:
hi nairalanders i scored 254 in my jamb and scored 62.5 in post ume agg. 63 % and am goin 4 sociology
am i in or wot?

You have chance dear.

The flow i loved the most was,

Hip hop, he no stop, he no gork, keep rocking,

P.TechnIQ:
technique so fast foward you get left back like evra
lines titanium coated,they'll breakthrough your kevlar
im mr grave m.c. spittin dead bars
cuz im already past sick,fast forwaded so much i broke away from earth's orbit n scared mars
my lines are a two way Love Machine,to be shared by eyonigger and kelevra!

Ur flooding the thread/ cnt u see its 2 lines to diss/
revise the word I said/ n tell ur bitch to come bounce to this/

ibkaye:


Lol I don't think so

U sure? Check out the lips n where that hand is situated and match it with urs and see the similarity.

The issue here is that alot of guys has been pepper rubbed on their faces.

Most believe that if she longing him, she might be giving another guy outside.

Sincerely there are guys that are ready to wait, negative stories spread so easily in our communities these days, and people tend to fall for it.

@ poster, if u trust her then wait.

Ibk, does this not look like ur carbon copy? With the same pic pose swag u got.

iice are u back from behind the sun?

Hahahah, Tunbo, thoughout last week na this jam i just dey hear.
Na the studio verson be that? Or the one wey u upload give me? Holler Barca boy.

xqwysyte:


u rep what land? fu.ckin wannabe
am laughin so hard, darn, ur lines are crappy

u call me a biitch, i look like ur momma?
if it werent for distance, u'd be in a coma

quit bein fussy, u aint gettin this pusssy
even if i weren't so choosy
u'd still never get into my jacuzzi

Bitch u sound too yahoo/ Im more flashy like Gmail/
Bringing u down is taboo/ just becoz ur a female/

Ur a tranny wanting to Bleep this gay crackles/
Beat u blue n black now ur showing grey mackles/

THE AMAKA:
its just my opinion, but in my opinion, you are just average.
not one of the hotties on nairaland or the hottest.
ive seen guys in the village that were HOTT! lol
no offence.

Hahahah Ur cracking ma ribs.

Yes I know every1 is entitled to their own opinion. The more you look the less you see. Ha Ha, so the more u keep looking at that cute boy, the more u see him as average. HAha, I really know u meant no offence cutes.

THE AMAKA:
eyonigger, dont you think you are a little too cocky? hahahaha lol

Cocky over what sweets? All i know is that am one of the male hoties on NL, not claiming to be the hottest.

Krayola2:
hahaha. . .that would be moi.I for upload my pic but the server will crash

hehehe, kray how come? You self don join the beauty pageant contest.

TheSeeker:
Yes, I've been following horoscope for a more than a year now and yes, between seventy-five and ninety percent of the revelations are true. Sometimes, the reading might be really wrong but that's rare. It can also give you an insight of what personality someone possesses. It tells you more on how to relate with them. Believe me, they are just about real.

However, some readings might confuse you. But don't dwell on them, just rely more on what you can deduce by critically analyzing situations yourself.

Thats quite right dawg, u are spot on.

Madrid is going down this season. The small teams are determined to deal with them this season. Watch out the end of the re-invented Galacticos.

xqwysyte:
Haha, listen real good Eyonigger
u been pipin too much on those cheap cigars
it making u feel like u got balls
niggar u will soon be locked up in 'em prison walls

u just beefin cos i dint choose you
how could i, when u clean loos
for a living, crackles n me will be in the sack
kissing loving and sexing while u self-service.

2 verses each for u.

Bitch I tot u just flooded my ass/
Ur in economy, I just boarded first class/

Crackles in jand, u in lagos so how u gon mess him/
Im repin this land, so better recognize whos talkin/

Czarskit:
Evidence of Heartbroken Peeps!!!

czee, where u dey always go sef? You be on and off guy oo.

Can someone shower more insight on this topic?

@krayola, Omo mehn I just dey. This so called gurl wey call herself Flgator loff me die, but she is always against eyonigger.

Fl-G, what crocodile tears? All I know is im hot, not stating am the hottest, besides I did not beg for ur vote.

Lol, all this old Nija London boys acting like babies on NL. I don laff die.

Gab its best u come out plain, really i do not understand what u mean. You can inbox me on fb.

thread owner, I apologize for derailing.

I am not really an horoscope person, or someone who goes to check it up on a regular basis.
In fact I have never intentionally thought about checking my horoscope for a moment, but whenever I am worried about something and I find it hard to bring about a final conclusive fact to what bothers me, I always incidentally come across a webpage that has my sign displayed with its horoscope report for that day, and it will eventually rhyme with what I have been mysteriously trying to solve with my mind.

The whole issue goes down on my GF. I was worried about something concerning her, seeing the interface of todays horoscope report, I saw this:


You have got to stick with your original thinking right now -- otherwise, things could get really out of hand! The good news is that you've been right all along, at least as far as one detail is concerned.

After reading this, I was a little bit worried, then checking out the overview of the horoscope, i saw this:


Overview

It's not over yet -- the romance you were enjoying from yesterday, that is. You'll be absolutely amazed at the energy you still have left over. But then, when things are going along this well, it only stands to reason that you'd be in quite the mood. The good news is that it won't be ending for a while. In fact, the good feelings are really just getting started.


Exactly the same thoughts I was having, but the reports were " to my own understanding" on two opposite sides, so I really do not know which to beleive.

Nlander's does any one of u believe in horoscope? or is it just another mental invented Fallacy?

BlueDiva:
Criz, kindly shut up.
You can't defend your Nani is messiah campaign.

Don't ever follow Sauron and the boyz.
'Grow' a mind of your own.

Perhaps your idea of being a genius is being a mod.
How smart.

What a deep thrusting statement.
That was a harsh one diva.

OneNaija:
I think I am not interested in this kind of topic because Most of the photos there is fakes.

Abi ooo, at least no1 can say that I have been putting up fake pics on ma profile. People like Fl-traitor that checks on moi 24/7 has seen multiple pics of me.

felt ur rhyme there, i hit u back though.