Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,158,145 members, 7,835,824 topics. Date: Tuesday, 21 May 2024 at 03:35 PM

Eyop's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Eyop's Profile / Eyop's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 86 pages)

Autos / Re: SOLD...Tin-can Cleared 2009 Toyota Corolla LE Gold Color ***5627 by Eyop: 9:42pm On Dec 10, 2016
Oga...this your corolla make sense. Flash the interior make we see wink
Car Talk / Re: Car Porn ......name Your Car Fetish by Eyop: 7:38am On Dec 04, 2016
rozayx5:



benz interiors are dope shocked shocked shocked

cheesy Benz will always be Benz. You cannot beat the handling and refinement.
Car Talk / Re: Car Porn ......name Your Car Fetish by Eyop: 7:11am On Dec 04, 2016
Mercedes C450 AMG wink

5 Likes

Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Eyop: 3:50pm On Nov 29, 2016
Afolabisemiu:
Good afternoon house, please i have an issue here. I compalined last week that my camry is consuming fuel and i usually percieved fuel odour while driving but i never witnessed any fuel drop under my car. But today while browsing i came across what is called EGR P0401, and I observed that this EGR of a thing is never is my car. I can adeuquately say both the EGR valve and vacuum Modulator are never in my car. But iremeber a day that I observed this missing part while I was with my Mechanic, because I saw that about three other Camry I saw there, they all have thses two devices I mentioned. When Iasked my Mechanic heonly told me that, that is the way my own is built. But I never see any single Toyota Camry 1999 like mine that doesnt have. My question now is is1. are there those 1999 toyota camry cars that dont have this EGRvalve and Vcuum modulator and 2. Could it be that the missing of thses two devices are some of the cause of my car highly fuel consumptiom? Please make you una help me o. I can no more drive my car to long distance bacause I see that if care is not taken I will end up using my lat kobo to fuel my car. I have attached the two devices i am talking about in this post

This is not a Toyota thread. Post your complaint on a Toyota thread for advise/possible resolution.
Celebrities / Re: Benita Okojie And Olawale Adeyina's Traditional Wedding (Pics, Video) by Eyop: 9:48am On Nov 26, 2016
Ishilove:

You're the one to propose, not I cheesy

undecided undecided
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Eyop: 10:30pm On Nov 23, 2016
Ishilove:

I'm in the other room waiting for you. wink

I cannot find you, I am still waiting undecided
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Eyop: 7:52pm On Nov 23, 2016
Ishilove:

kiss kiss

Are you not supposed to be in kitchen preparing dinner? angry
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Eyop: 7:51pm On Nov 23, 2016
nuwell:


Thanks for the prompt response.

I understand that the car is calling for some maintenance attention. But I want to understand what the figures imply. What is it counting? Will I have to do a scan to confirm what action needs to be taken? The picture above is only a sample but a similar indication also appears on my dashboard for the first few seconds after every startup. And other than an exterior light failure warning, the dashboard display is clean.

Bear with me. I am still a Benz newbie.

Thanks already.

I already have told you that your vehicle is overdue for maintenance if your instrument cluster displays that. It's either the service was done and the maintenance indicator wasn't reset or the maintenance was never done which I don't think that's possible anyway.

-35,000 displayed there means that the vehicle is overdue for maintenance by that figure which I guess is in kilometres. Did you recently buy the vehicle? If yes, visit a workshop and service your engine after which perform a reset. A competent mechanic should be able to get that done for you.

Cheers
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Eyop: 7:10pm On Nov 23, 2016
nuwell:


Thanks for the prompt response.

I understand that the car is calling for some maintenance attention. But I want to understand what the figures imply. What is it counting? Will I have to do a scan to confirm what action needs to be taken? The picture above is only a sample but a similar indication also appears on my dashboard for the first few seconds after every startup. And other than an exterior light failure warning, the dashboard display is clean.

Bear with me. I am still a Benz newbie.

Thanks already.
I already have told you that your vehicle is overdue for maintenance if your instrument cluster displays that. It's either the service was done and the maintenance indicator wasn't reset or the maintenance was never done which I don't think that's possible anyway.

-35,000 displayed there means that the vehicle is overdue for maintenance by that figure which I guess is in kilometres. Did you recently buy the vehicle? If yes, visit a workshop and service your engine after which perform a reset. A competent mechanic should be able to get that done for you.

Cheers
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Eyop: 5:55pm On Nov 23, 2016
Ishilove:

Yes dear. Do a scan, preferably coloured, then laminate it, frame and hang it on your wall cool

Thank me later wink

angry angry
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Eyop: 2:18pm On Nov 21, 2016
nuwell:
Hello folks, please what does the dashboard indication in the attached picture mean? And what is the expected action? I'm actually referring to the figure indicated, with the spanner symbol. Thanks

Cc: auhanson, eyop et al
r

It means your vehicle is due for maintenance. You need to visit a workshop asap and if you have done so, then reset the maintenance indicator...Cheers
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Eyop: 7:21am On Sep 14, 2016
kingreign:

Bro, How far. Hope you are good?

I dey bro and yes,I am good. Take it easy on your man na the economy cause am and if he's not careful,the price fit still come down smiley
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Eyop: 7:13am On Sep 14, 2016
kingreign:


Hahaha. grin grin grin grin

Who laughed the last?

So your car is still very much available after 3 months.
Remember I was almost practically begging you to sell that car for 1.1m, you were very very rude to me, telling me to go to Cotonou or anywhere else to buy a W202, or even buy a stolen car that your own W202 is sold for 1.3m. I told you I would get it less than that, you told me its impossible in Naija. I got it that same week in Benin for 1m. Yes, I got a mint blue coloured 2000 model W202 for 1m clean with very clean leather upholstery a C220 auto with CD loader at the boot. With complete customs duty in Benin, Edo state.
Here you are now, practically begging someone to buy your own for a price less than you'd ever expect.
Hahahahahaha grin grin grin grin
Karma is a Byätch.

Hmmmm... smiley
Celebrities / Re: See All The Glam Photos From Comedian Kevin Hart Wedding by Eyop: 9:54am On Aug 15, 2016
Ishilove:

Short man devil.

Eyop, hungerbad, uboma, acidosis, lezz/lezzlie and other chronic Nairaland bachelors, see your mate dem don marry finish

Lol...Ishi you no gree marry me na undecided
Nairaland / General / Re: Don't Be A Victim Of This SCAM!!! (pics) by Eyop: 8:50am On Aug 06, 2016
Front page material...Lalasticlala oya front page
Business / Re: How Much Did You Exchange The Dollar For Today? by Eyop: 3:35pm On Aug 05, 2016
WalkerMichael:


Lols them don come.... Proof abeg

grin grin cheesy

1 Like

Crime / Re: Drug Lab Uncovered In South Africa, Three Nigerians Arrested. by Eyop: 7:42pm On Jul 31, 2016
ObaKlaz:
Thanks, man.

You welcome bro...make i call lalasticlala for you smiley

1 Like

Crime / Re: Drug Lab Uncovered In South Africa, Three Nigerians Arrested. by Eyop: 7:36pm On Jul 31, 2016

4 Likes

Crime / Re: Drug Lab Uncovered In South Africa, Three Nigerians Arrested. by Eyop: 7:31pm On Jul 31, 2016
Your sauce
Celebrities / Re: Koffi Olomide Arrested And Jailed By Congolese Police Department by Eyop: 5:34pm On Jul 26, 2016
LynnPetra:



O ho.
I hope say you fit whine waist for the music? Talk about tacky music tongue tongue.Who listens to koffi?


But I would love to see you dance that Zaire steps grin grin wink wink

The news is false. Koffi Olomide has not been charged, those are Congo media propaganda. However, listening to Rhumba isn't only about waist whining my dear. Those that love his album or some selected artist from DRC can understand smiley.
Celebrities / Re: Koffi Olomide Arrested And Jailed By Congolese Police Department by Eyop: 5:14pm On Jul 26, 2016
LynnPetra:
cheesy cheesy cheesy

Oga Eyop, den don catch ya mentor oooooo.

cheesy cheesy...No be the 1st time wey him go jail so dem go still release am. Whether dem catch am or not, Grand mopao aka Quadra kora man na my man any day & anytime wink.
Autos / Re: Sold!!!..Newly Registered Hyundai Sonata For Quick Sale by Eyop: 3:49pm On Jul 25, 2016
Ishilove:

Nice.

All my Nairaland husbands, now is the time to show you love me.

Eyop

r231

Naptu2

Joseph1832

Justwise

Mrpresident1

Sukkot

Just 450k, that's all cheesy cheesy

How many motor you wan drive 2014 Toyota Rav4 is still very new and i am still recovering from that one and you want to add this one again On top say na bad market with all the chains of "husbands" wey dey on top your matter angry Haba Ishilove,abeg wetin i do you undecided

1 Like

Family / Re: Two Wasted Months Of Marriage by Eyop: 10:09am On Jul 24, 2016
snakie86:


Sincerely, have learnt a lot myself.....i thought have seen it all before but the more i think about this even, the more i believe anything is possible in this life.
Lalasticlala please come help us have more insight and learn

Now that you've heard from the husband,you can now confirm what i posted earlier. It's just unfortunate that the man didn't see the red flags before marriage but like i said,these things happen so it's not the end of the world. He has learnt his lessons and won't be foolish a second time.
Family / Re: Two Wasted Months Of Marriage by Eyop: 9:38am On Jul 23, 2016
The wife still has unfinished business outside. The matrimony is like caging her and not allowing her explore the goodies she's missing out there. Try have a man to man talk with the husband and let him tell you in details his own side of the story to enable you compare.

26 Likes 1 Share

Family / Re: Why Do Married Women Have To Be Addressed As Mrs? by Eyop: 8:43pm On Jul 11, 2016
Ishilove:

It may shock when I hyphenate my maiden name. Eg, Ishilove ++**a-Eyop cheesy cheesy

You sef kuku ma know say me no go gree you use your maiden name join Eyop. If you even provoke me sef,i go change ya Isxxxoma to Ibibio name come supplement am with your new 3rd nameangry angry
Family / Re: Why Do Married Women Have To Be Addressed As Mrs? by Eyop: 8:10pm On Jul 11, 2016
Ishilove:

I belong to the 5% cheesy cheesy

If I had my way I will not change my name because it is brand cheesy

Unfortunately, no way cheesy cheesy
Family / Re: Your Marriage Is A Fraud! by Eyop: 7:13pm On Jun 27, 2016
Ishilove:

About 30 embarassed

shocked shocked cry cry
Family / Re: Your Marriage Is A Fraud! by Eyop: 6:53pm On Jun 27, 2016
Ishilove:

No, I want to confess here sad

Fear not, my darling, they aren't in 100s. Just double digits grin

Babylove, you have to create another thread for that. Secondly, since they aren't in 100's and just double digits, hope it isn't high mileage double digits like 95 angry angry
Family / Re: Your Marriage Is A Fraud! by Eyop: 6:33pm On Jun 27, 2016
Ishilove:

Okay... promise you won't be angry when I start confessing on this thread? embarassed

You have to create another thread for ya confession but me I cannot promise I won't be angry oh. If the number is in 100's, how do u expect me not to be angry
Family / Re: Your Marriage Is A Fraud! by Eyop: 6:27pm On Jun 27, 2016
postmann:
Alright, let''s go straight down to it:


Since promiscuity is so much prevalent these days, expecially when young adolescents leave parental custody for tertiary education, many women are sexually exposed to several men before they are ready for marriage. And very few of these ladies open up to their fiance and tell him just how many men were there sexually before him. They know what the potential outcome could be.

So she walks with him down the altar with a backlog of dark secrets, knowing it could all come down to a sudden halt should the truth be spoken.


So, If you didn't tell hubby about every of your sexual encounter-past, just how many they were before you got married to him, then your marriage is a fraud!!!. One built on deceit and pretence.grin


So, for the unmarried women still dating and courting remember; just before that Vulva swells in a moist readiness, just before you part those thighs and let a man in, if it doesn't all end in marriage, honesty demands that you must tell your would be husband about it all just before you get to the altar.

Guys normally don't have a problem telling their partner their sexual past. grin

This is my problem with Ishilove. You are the one wasting time, genuinely confess ya sin and I will do the needful Shap Shap tongue
Nairaland / General / Re: My Opinion About The Miss Nairaland Contest....A Travesty Of Beauty by Eyop: 9:15am On Jun 27, 2016
Olu20090:
When I saw the face of the supposed winner and her local appearance, I knew she was yoruba and wasn't surprised why yorubas voted for her in droves...turned it into a tribal contest as they always do. They know she is not attractive; the Igbo girl destroys her in every measure of beauty. Yet due to their insecurity of not being attractive, they voted for an unattractive woman; and locally dressed as Miss Nairaland. This is not a dark skinned vs light skinned contest, if this girl was beautiful and dark skinned, I'll vote for her. But this girl is not beautiful at all....not even close Whoopi Goldberg. In fact, if she and Whoopi Goldberg were in a beauty contest, Whoopi will win hands down.

Judge for yourself even if you are blind. This kind of mediocrity is what is destroying Nigeria...tribal blindness.

picture 1...Refiner. Igbo Girl

Picture 2...Lanicky. Yoruba girl and supposed winner

And why didn't the Igbos come out in "droves" to vote for their own? You are the one turning this into a tribal issue. Is beauty the only determinant factor for someone to emerge a winner?

The contest is over Olu20090,so stop creating issues out of nothing.
Car Talk / Re: What Song Makes You Drive Fast? by Eyop: 6:53am On Jun 26, 2016
Koffi Olomide, Papa Wemba, Monique Seka, Docteur Nico, Jean Baron, etc...Not just drive fast but an inspiration to be on steering for hours cool

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 86 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 52
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.