DeeTus:
Hahaha bad boy.

You want to waste her another 6 years? Making it 12 years, huh? God's watching you.

Siena:
It depends. Is this Camry Pencil 2B or HB?

Personally I would go with the Camry Biro, and call it a day. After all, it's common knowledge that as a status symbol, ink is way ahead of lead.

Good luck.

boik:
I'm coming for the Sterling Bank interview from Port Harcourt, and i'll be staying in my aunt's place at Maryland. Lagos peeps pls how far is Marina from there? And directions if possible. My aunt don't seem to know much about the place. Thanks!

Horlufemi:


that generator cost me my phone laptop and television. I will never buy I pass my neighbor generator.

instead buy the smallest normal generator. e.g. spg1800 generator 5liters = 10hrs. it lasts longer and better than that rubbish ipmn generator. its about 24k

snakie86:


......u were invited but i was disappointed u didnt show up

snakie86:


Who is this one? Y quote me?.....i bet if u av 1/10th of my brain

Olodo

christinie:
All thanks to brainless Buhari, the Honourable Minister for petroleum and the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. We owe him a lot.

Lol...You guys voted change so change you shall receive

christinie:
There was fuel on Sunday. There was no single fuel on Monday in the state. On Saturday people bought fuel for N200. Say what you know.

christinie:
AKS.

Fuel is only in the imagination of APC hallucinating bulls here in AKS.

autotrader014:
I prefer the hair out completely. I used to keep my hair too, after I tried taking it off completely, I never regret it.. I enjoy it more now.. I visit the saloon every 3days to keep the head shinning..

christinie:
Am outside Lagos and there is no single fuel here.

What part of Nigeria are you & you mean not even a drop

RevDesmondJuju:


Why are you telling me all this? Will this bring my 3500 back?

RevDesmondJuju:


All I want is Buhari to sack the minister of petroleum

RevDesmondJuju:


Create a thread Mr NNPC spokesman on fuel scarcity matters and stop mentioning me.

You think I like the fact that I bought fuel at 350 per litre today? If I saw a filling station selling at 250 I would have queued instead of by black market.

Waka

i was only responding to you bro. I am not an NNPC spokesman so take it easy.

RevDesmondJuju:


None is selling in my area.

RevDesmondJuju:


Can you hoard what you don't have?

RevDesmondJuju:


Sack, resign, retire, quit or even die.

I bought 10 litres today for 3,500

obstead200:
yet u have money to buy MB and post on nairaland abi?
I can help u. I want to send u a bottle of sniper solution so that u can just end it.

EggovinMma:
Eyop, I hope you're reading this.Our secret love affair should never be placed on advert. Thanks

EggovinMma:


Lol.Thats a scary one. For say na this one, I for quick run na.Would be too scared to remain in a particular position struggling.
But e get the year wey this type dey pursue me for dream oooo, I go kon fall inside pit for bush.

EggovinMma:




Well, I am trying my best. It's not as frequent as it use to be.

EggovinMma:


Lmao!!!!
Even Jesus my saviour self mercy for me.He saw the seriousness in me that night!

Lmao!!!!
Even Jesus my saviour self mercy for me.He saw the seriousness in me that night!

EggovinMma:


My sister I don turn to prayer warrior because of it ooo.The last one that happened, I couldn't move but felt a shadow with a pillow over my face.I watched as the "shadow" came from my kitchen, was still struggling to move and open my eyes to see "who" it was.But I didn't. I felt the person pick something like a pillow close to my head, then I felt a mild pressure on my face.I had to start screaming "blood of Jesus" in my head.Afrer which I ran out of the house when I got myself. I slept in my neighbours house that night.Tjis happened around 12:am.

MadCow1:
How I cured my friends Cancer..

EggovinMma:



Really? !
Well, I don't talk lies.
Eyop, when you dey ready, I dey wait. You still dey fumble!

Ok i believe you . We go yarn that one privately and i no go fumble again

EggovinMma:


Lol. No mind Eyop.Him dey do yanga for me, because I dey toast am.

EggovinMma:


Continue pretending that you know I like you, time will tell.

e be like say you dream of me

gommex:
I drank garlic n went to work, na so everybody run commot for office, dem jus dey give me safe distance

EggovinMma:



No mind those foool. I no quick enter this thread oopooCHAI I'm pained!
This lady wey no even get any scandal na him dem dey call ashawo. Of course as expected since nobody has seen her "hustling" on different sheets,them still dey yarn dust . Unfortunately nobody can pin her to illicit affairs with the creme de la creme in Nigeria like they all do with other celebrities. I still dey wait make the, yarn say na Jonathan she fuccck.