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Romance / Re: Ever Regretted Meeting Someone From Social Network? Tell Your Story by Eyop: 8:33pm On Jan 24, 2016
Ishilove:
Eyop, I sight you. Happy new year fake husband angry

New year has expired angry angry. It's now count down to my Bday and so what are you planning for your fake husband
Business / Re: How Much Did You Exchange The Dollar For Today? by Eyop: 7:34pm On Jan 24, 2016
Addicted2Women:


Oh
Wow.
Aren't there fake nairas ??
How much is $5000 if converted to naira at the black market rate

Yes there are fake Naira currencies and more on #1000. The best way to go about this is let the abo.ki credit/deposit the USD equivalent in Naira to your account while you hand over the USD to him.

I currently do not know the black market rate.

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Business / Re: How Much Did You Exchange The Dollar For Today? by Eyop: 7:24pm On Jan 24, 2016
Addicted2Women:


OK
Do you know how to check fake currencies ??

Yes i do physically but apart from the risk involved in doing your exchange at their domain,another reason why i advised doing the exchange in the banking hall is to avoid fake currency. But in your case,you are exchanging USD to Naira so that shouldn't be much of a problem.
Business / Re: How Much Did You Exchange The Dollar For Today? by Eyop: 7:16pm On Jan 24, 2016
Addicted2Women:
How much is the maximum amount i can change at the black market/Aboki.
Assuming i have $7000 which is like 2 million naira, can i change it and have my money immediately ??

There's no limit to the amount you can exchange but i will advise you do your transaction in the bank i.e invite the aboki into the banking hall and do your exchange there. Yes you will have your money immediately.
Celebrities / Re: Bikini Photos Of Adenike Adeleke, Davido's First Cousin by Eyop: 3:56pm On Jan 19, 2016
EggovinMma:




BROS the one wey you suck when you small still dey stand? You no get home training.

who comot you for cage
Business / Re: How Much Did You Exchange The Dollar For Today? by Eyop: 3:57pm On Jan 17, 2016
justi4jesu:




All hope is lost...It should keep rising like Ijebu garri. Na dem sabi.

cry cry cry
Business / Re: How Much Did You Exchange The Dollar For Today? by Eyop: 3:48pm On Jan 17, 2016
justi4jesu:



Uncle same to you...It's 310 now and I didn't pray either.

I know but you should have said "wait it will come down to 210" now.
Business / Re: How Much Did You Exchange The Dollar For Today? by Eyop: 3:35pm On Jan 17, 2016
justi4jesu:



Wait it will get to 500naira tongue

Happy new year aunty...are you praying for that
Car Talk / Re: Fuel Consumption Reduction Using Camphor by Eyop: 8:10pm On Jan 04, 2016
Siena:


I've heard Lion Piss works really well. Even better if you actually wrestle with the Lion, and squeeze it's balls.

grin grin grin
Autos / Re: Very Neat Reg. Lexus Rx330 For Sale In PH @2.2m Call John 08067880681 by Eyop: 7:39pm On Jan 04, 2016
RX330 starts from 2004 to 2006 and RX350 was introduced in 2007 which has the same body as RX330 from the year 2007 to 2009. What year is your RX330?
Car Talk / Re: Siena: Please Read VW Jetta Issues by Eyop: 9:51pm On Jan 02, 2016
gmyguy:
its actually a very nice car, bought from my mechanic whom i've known ar=ty Itire for ova 3yrs...He fixes 3 other jettas i know, including my moms, but spent my exam money to top up what i sold accord for and now this....the rumored cost of a new transmission is already giving me erectile dysfunction...i just have 2 man up

cheesy grin grin grin There's also cure for the erectile dysfunction so no problem grin. Joke apart, i understand how you feel but just have a positive mindset that it won't be a major problem. Try and reach Siena just as he has requested and hope for the very best.

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Car Talk / Re: Siena: Please Read VW Jetta Issues by Eyop: 9:29pm On Jan 02, 2016
gmyguy:
money is so hard to come by these days

Agreed but that same ride you sold can as well put you in a more serious mess. Once you resolve this issue,you definitely will enjoy the ride.
Car Talk / Re: Siena: Please Read VW Jetta Issues by Eyop: 9:26pm On Jan 02, 2016
gmyguy:

Not too late for me...I made a very silly mistake, am ashamed of myself.

cheesy grin Lol...you shouldn't be ashamed of yourself. It's a problem and there will be a solution so relax.
Religion / Re: Help Thank God by Eyop: 8:45pm On Dec 31, 2015
Congratulations my brother. May God bless,protect the newborn & the mother.
Jokes Etc / Re: Lol : When Your Mom Prefers Yoruba To Igbo Gals by Eyop: 7:38am On Dec 27, 2015
cheesy cheesy grin
Romance / Re: Please Help! She Wants Out by Eyop: 11:35pm On Dec 26, 2015
EggovinMma:


Oh dear! I don't take that at all. What I refer to ogogoro is whisky brandy and foreign drinks of 40%+ volume of Alchohol. I don't take local mix at all.

Okay, well each time you mention Ogogoro,i thought it was the local Gin. The refined Ogogoro is Vodka. Brandy and whisky are both mild.
Romance / Re: Please Help! She Wants Out by Eyop: 11:00pm On Dec 26, 2015
EggovinMma:




When i say "ogogoro" on nl, , what brand comes to your mind?

undecided

Romance / Re: Please Help! She Wants Out by Eyop: 10:49pm On Dec 26, 2015
EggovinMma:



So now you want to stop me from taking wine?

Baby that's not what i am saying. You can take Brandy, Whiskey, Red wine, white wine, Beer(not larger but Stout), Champagne but all in moderation. Leave Ogogoro matter alone because that one too dey concentrated.
Romance / Re: Please Help! She Wants Out by Eyop: 10:14pm On Dec 26, 2015
EggovinMma:


Dearest, they are confused na.Both of them! cheesy cheesy cheesy grin
No be the same God dem dey worship for the two church? grin cheesy

Lol...they will sort themselves. But remember no more Ogogoro for 2016 oooh undecided
Romance / Re: Please Help! She Wants Out by Eyop: 8:55pm On Dec 26, 2015
EggovinMma:
E be like say one of you dey worship Satan for una church? grin grin grin.
Bunch of confused couple!

In few days from now, 2016 will commence. No carry this craze enter new year oooh cheesy

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Business / Re: How Much Did You Exchange The Dollar For Today? by Eyop: 11:47pm On Dec 23, 2015
inihood:



My dollar accounts are in the green that's why I need cash.

Can I use my dollar card on Nigerian ATMs and get naira? It does not seem so! Hope you understand why I needed the dollars in cash now!
cry

I understand but the reason why i asked was to know if the cash was still going to be exchanged for Naira,you can as well do the transaction online i.e transferring USD to the buyer and he/she credits you with the Naira equivalent.

You should consider opening another USD account with another bank and wire transfer funds from your already existing GTB account to the new account & withdraw cash OR if you have a close friend or relative that has a USD account with another bank that he or she is sure of withdrawing cash for you,then move funds from your account & withdraw cash.
Business / Re: How Much Did You Exchange The Dollar For Today? by Eyop: 8:51pm On Dec 23, 2015
inihood:
I went to three branches of GTB in Abuja (AP Plaza, the branch opposite former KissFM office and the branch closest Federal of Transport) to withdraw dollars and all of them said they do not have dollars. That I cannot withdraw my dollars. Is this peculiar to GTB? Did anyone suffer from the same experience at a GTB bank or other bank in Nigeria? And why is that?

Because if there is no cogent reason for this, it might be time to go to switch banks.

Thanks.

My holiday has been destroyed.

Lol @ your holiday has been destroyed cheesy cheesy. Is it a must you withdraw cash? GTB is the only bank i know doing that nonsense but you can withdraw cash with other banks atleast the ones i know.
Crime / Re: IMSU Students Nab Arm Robbers (photo) by Eyop: 9:52pm On Dec 22, 2015
Siena:


Bros, how far naa? smiley

Me free dat ewu? Na him put imself for cage, me I never start sef. wink

Boss i hail oooh. Hahahaha...your own style na technical knock out so abeg ndo smiley
Crime / Re: IMSU Students Nab Arm Robbers (photo) by Eyop: 9:26pm On Dec 22, 2015
Siena:


It's "armed robber's" advocate.

It would appear you're lacking in every aspect of English Comprehension. Punctuation is very important, you goon! cool

What I would love right now,[color=#990000] is for a street hawker to point at you, shouting "Olé! Olé!" It would be good to see how fast you can run, or how long that ugly, bony and misshapen cranium of yours will retain the meagre grey mess, after a few well placed blows with whatever weapons the lynch mob can get together. grin

Remember, you're all for jungle justice, regardless of if the allegations are right, or wrong.[/color]

cheesy cheesy Siena abeg free the guy na
Business / Re: If You Have 20million, What Would You Do With It by Eyop: 10:11am On Dec 14, 2015
NoLuvLost:

I don't want to school in Nigeria.
That's the problem with my option 2.

If you don't consider schooling in Nigeria,then go with Option 1. Invest that money in Real Estate & travel abroad with your husband. I won't suggest setting up a business in Nigeria & not supervising it.
Business / Re: If You Have 20million, What Would You Do With It by Eyop: 9:51am On Dec 14, 2015
I will suggest the option 2.

You can still school(Part time) and do your business in Nigeria despite the challenges being faced here in the country. If you don't have any knowledge about business,i will suggest you start small and grow from there and not to invest the whole amount. I would have suggested importation but the exchange rate will mess things up for you.

You may consider:

(a) Bakery
(b) Bottle/Sachet water manufacturing company (This will require Nafdac registration)
(c) A good restaurant (many don't joke with their stomach & are willing to spend to get a decent meal)
(d) Agriculture is also good

Etc...
Politics / Re: Buhari, Order Immediate Arrest Of Okonjo-Iweala & Emefiele - By Ilesanmi Omabomi by Eyop: 11:23am On Dec 13, 2015
sonOfLucifer:

cheesy cheesy grin

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Romance / Re: Why Do We Marry? by Eyop: 11:08am On Dec 13, 2015
MrLexander:
Sometimes stuffs like this get across my mind.. though weird but its something we need to think deep about and understand its effects,advantages,disadvantages,pron and cons etc..

Biblically i do understand that marriage is legalised but again i havent came across where the bible says that men who dont get married will goto hell or so..

Cant a man just have kids without getting married? Yes you can
Must we follow the societal mentality and culture ? NO
Must we fulfill the norms of the our todays culture? NO
Must marriage exist before a man be respected in the society? NO

So many questions to be answered!
Why must a man be married before he is respected in the society?
Opinions from you all..

Lalasticlala mynd44

#MrLexander

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Phones / Re: UPDATED: Cheapest Tariff Plans For Calls & SMS Across All Networks by Eyop: 8:12am On Dec 13, 2015
lharstborn:
I'm on gbam+ but I noticed that ever since I signed up for the *200# thingy which gives me 200% bonus on any recharge above #200, I get charged as high as 40k for making calls to any network. when I checked to see if I've been migrated away from gbam+, I saw that I'm still subscribed to the plan. @ OP please can you shed more light on this fix? thanks

It also happened to me. Just deactivate the 200% Bonus by dialling *201#. That 200% Bonus is a scam or call their CCR to assist with the deactivation.

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