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Celebrities / Re: Sad Old Days!!!! Ahmed Musa Throwback Brick-laying Days by Ezeebube2(m): 10:59pm On Jun 23, 2018 |
Romance / Re: Different Types Of Ladies In Bed (before, During And After) by Ezeebube2(m): 8:25am On May 13, 2018 |
The ones that foam like omo nko?� 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: See Davido's Daughter Imade & Tiwasavage Son Jamil Graduation Ceremony (pics,v) by Ezeebube2(m): 7:15pm On Jun 08, 2017 |
who cares?
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Investment / Re: Before You Go Ahead To Provide Help As MMM Returns, Take Note! by Ezeebube2(m): 10:54pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
op tk note 6 Likes
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Romance / Re: SEX Tape Of Nicki And Meek That Caused The Break Up 18+ (download Clip) by Ezeebube2(m): 7:45am On Jan 06, 2017 |
La click la bend. Meanwhile. . . 2 Likes
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Romance / Re: Breaking News!!! The Original Fruit Adam And Eve Ate discovered !!!! by Ezeebube2(m): 7:35am On Jan 06, 2017 |
Ok! But. . . 1 Like
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TV/Movies / Re: What Is D Scariest Movie U Have Ever Watched? by Ezeebube2(m): 7:03am On Dec 12, 2016 |
Try and watch 'The Mirror' and 'One Missed Call'
Watched The Mirror and I can't look @ mirrors @ night till now. lolz |
Celebrities / Re: Hilarious! A Nigerian Lady Offering Her Support For Brad Pitt. by Ezeebube2(m): 3:10pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
Came: Attention seeker kwa? That's too harsh bro! Me thinks she's just trying to be funny! |
Celebrities / Hilarious! A Nigerian Lady Offering Her Support For Brad Pitt. by Ezeebube2(m): 10:41am On Sep 28, 2016 |
By Anne Uruegi Agi Away from Naija wahala. This Angelina Jolie eh, her image launderers must be the stuff of legends! Everywhere I look I see articles about 'the women helping Angelina through her split with Brad Pitt' or 'Jolie being consoled by Johnny Depp after the split' etc etc. And she's the one doing the divorcing! Abeg in all of this, who is consoling dear Brad? He's the one getting the boot after all. And Angelina 'haf' 'kidnap' their 'shuldren'. Know ye now all men that I am offering to 'epp' dear dear Brad through this difficult, difficult time. (TeamJenny park one side, he has divorce Jenifa siiince, make we hear word). Anyways as I was saying, dear Brad, pls come and vacation in Nigeria, I undertake to help you forget Angelina. But when coming ditch every trace of a beard and that long hair (if you still have it), I don't do beard gangs and long hair. You want to come and be resembling Jesus Christ? Only HE has the monopoly of long hair you hear? Who knows whether that's why madam moved out! Ehen, as I was saying, pls come to Nigeria let me 'epp you forgerabout it! Are you worried about the kids! Forgerabout it. The boys must find their papa when dem grow, no be ya name dem carry? The girls go find you when time reach for Ada Ada wedding you hear? As for that ya 'dota' who's posing as a boy, bring her here, we will lay hands on her, and the evil spirit will 'Si n'ime ya puo'. Then that one that was standing in the middle when you and mummy were yelling at each other, just bring him too, when e see my mama slippers, he won't interfere in Mummy and Daddy dialogue next time! Nonsense and ingredients! Also I hear that dem say you too dey drink! Ete! That drink you were drinking is that one drink? Come let us sample you 'Okuni' water mixed with 'Sapele' water and 'Agbo'! You will learn. And when you are coming, please bring that your fine friend Georgy boy aka 'George Clooney'. Yes I know he has married a fine wife, I just want to take 'pisshhure' with him. |
Politics / Re: Ikpeazu: Appeal Court Rebukes Abang, Says He "Raped Democracy" by Ezeebube2(m): 4:06pm On Aug 19, 2016 |
U mean a Justice of the Federal Republic did this? 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Ikpeazu: Appeal Court Rebukes Abang, Says He "Raped Democracy" by Ezeebube2(m): 4:02pm On Aug 19, 2016 |
;DThey mean a Justice of d Federal Republic did this? 24 Likes
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Politics / Re: Breaking: Goodluck Jonathan Expresses Interest In 2019 by Ezeebube2(m): 6:35pm On Jul 07, 2016 |
obailala: u're very kwarekt bro. vanguardngr.com is the official website of vanguard newspapers. but this news caused some zombies heart attack. |
Romance / Re: Guys: If U Were Rape.d By A Lady What Will U Do?? by Ezeebube2(m): 5:32pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
AndreSalvatore: Goodluck to u! Who will believe ur story? A lil research on rape claims against d female folks will clear ur doubt. How will u even substantiate ur claims? A test can b conducted on a female victim for se.men or rupture of hymen! How u go tk prove ur own? |
Romance / Re: Guys: If U Were Rape.d By A Lady What Will U Do?? by Ezeebube2(m): 5:29pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Simple! I'll go for a HIV|STD test.
No time for emotional trauma!
BTW what d heck is that? |
Politics / Re: Before U Criticize Pmb Appointment Check Out Gej "Record Breaking" Appointment by Ezeebube2(m): 4:50pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Vendoor: so ur take is that nobody from the southern part of this entity can handle any of such positions perfectly well? I applaud ur reasoning! 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Buhari Repeats Olamide's Part In FADA FADA by Ezeebube2(m): 3:11pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
*wicked |
Politics / Re: Ogoni Clean-up: Jonathan Made A Mistake – Traditional Ruler by Ezeebube2(m): 8:24am On Jun 03, 2016 |
madridguy: APC or this government plays politics with everything. I do not know if some of us think the clean up is the usual monthly sanitation some states do. We have refused to ask questions. Like one of us said; (1) How do you flag off a project when there is no funding for the project? The F.G has a counterpart funding to the 1billion dollar clean up fund as JV partner to make, but has no mention of Ogoni in the 2016 budget. How does F.G intend to get the money? (2) Where in the world is a project flagged off without a project manager or project coordinator? (3) Where is the clean up implementation plan? What is the scope and extent of the first phase that was flagged off yesterday? What method? (4) What exactly is the President flagging of when no contract has been awarded to any known company. (5) When no single Ogoni youth has been trained for the exercise. There is God o! The deceit F.G is sharing!!! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Hilarious Pics: Annoying Behavior Peculiar To Girls by Ezeebube2(m): 7:53pm On May 30, 2016 |
KingCheezyPuff: Pardon me dear! I admit dt I sulk @ compliments. |
Romance / Re: Hilarious Pics: Annoying Behavior Peculiar To Girls by Ezeebube2(m): 6:57am On May 30, 2016 |
KingCheezyPuff: in love with ur mature replies! many ladies here would hv insulted him blueblack. I sight ur inner beauty. Ps: Don't mind Robert Mugabe's speech on inner beauty, i'm a walking xray! *winkz 1 Like |
Crime / Re: #FreeYunusaYellow: SAN, 4 Lawyers File For Yunusa Yellow's Bail by Ezeebube2(m): 1:18pm On May 15, 2016 |
daretodiffer: firstly, ignorance of d law is not an excuse and any cultural norm or practice that is repugnant to d rules of natural justice, equity and good conscience is null and void. Take for example, d killing of twins was a cultural norm in Calabar bt it's a crime under d law. Female circumcision is a norm in some parts of Anambra state and not even regarded as a crime in our laws, yet d practice is frowned @ by all. That's my humble submission dear. |
Romance / Re: A Lady I Met In D Bus Did This! by Ezeebube2(m): 12:14am On May 15, 2016 |
pinceprinz: U don't need to b handsome 4 a 21st century girl to fall 4 u neither do u need 2 hv a pocket size of Zuckerberg. I didn't even say she fell 4 me, I only asked an innocent question so what do u think brov? |
Celebrities / Re: 10 Nigerian Rappers Who Should Quit Rapping And Go Into Trade. by Ezeebube2(m): 9:07am On May 12, 2016 |
geez18: exactly bro! u just spoke my mind |
Romance / Re: A Lady I Met In D Bus Did This! by Ezeebube2(m): 10:01pm On May 11, 2016 |
Akposkool:Thanx 4 d compliment bro! yet what do u think? |
Romance / Re: A Lady I Met In D Bus Did This! by Ezeebube2(m): 8:36am On May 11, 2016 |
Diddyydiva: bt u've got a rational mind. So what do u think? |
Romance / Re: A Lady I Met In D Bus Did This! by Ezeebube2(m): 8:34am On May 11, 2016 |
alobright17:I'm dt igbo boy with a weird mind. |
Romance / Re: A Lady I Met In D Bus Did This! by Ezeebube2(m): 8:33am On May 11, 2016 |
CAPSLOCKED: Lolz bro, pls show me d original post. My limited friends on fbk couldn't give me a straight reply hence I decided 2 bring it to a wider forum. So what do u think bro, do u think she was talking to me? |
Romance / Re: A Lady I Met In D Bus Did This! by Ezeebube2(m): 8:31am On May 11, 2016 |
Irenyy: from whom did I copy it ma? pray tell! Ds story was originally pasted on fbk by urs truly. Yes Ezeebube is my moniker here on NL |
Romance / Re: A Lady I Met In D Bus Did This! by Ezeebube2(m): 11:10pm On May 10, 2016 |
CaroLyner:what do u think? |
Romance / A Lady I Met In D Bus Did This! by Ezeebube2(m): 10:55pm On May 10, 2016 |
This babe in d bus with me have been doing all n sundry to get my attention bt I refused to bulge. She turned n twisted, opened her legs a few times n closed since d seat btw us was unoccupied bt I remained solid like d rock of gilbratar bt keenly observed her from d corner of my eyes. Suddenly d music playing from d drivers stereo started playing 'Opportunity comes bt once by Oliver d'coque of blessed memory' and ds babe who has maintained utter silence ever since started singing out loud ooo! (Didn't even know she could speak igbo). Pls good people, do u think she was talking to me? |
Family / Re: Christian Songs We Sing With Wrong And Funny Lyrics by Ezeebube2(m): 1:37pm On May 05, 2016 |
Fake: Osingo Osingo praise the Lord! Correct: Oh singer sing on, praise the Lord! Fake: The Lord has answered my prayers I willl sing praises to Him, Answer eeeee, answer eeeeee Amen! Correct: The Lord has answered my prayers i will sing praises to him, As I say eee, as I say eee Amen! 3 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: . by Ezeebube2(m): 12:15pm On May 05, 2016 |
ronald4ever: my brother Isiala Ngwa in abia state, Eziawa in Orsu Imo state and some parts of Ebonyi eats human beings bt I can't say if it's still a norm these days. my candid advice to the OP is to do a research on d lady's family cos most Ngwa families are good Christians while some are despicable wicked and unrepentant. don't judge ur bride to b based on d general behavioural attributes of where she's from that's what we call 'fallacy of presumption' in philosophy. If she's from a good home, marry her without fear or prejudice. God bless ur marriage 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: 22 Mindblowing Mind Tricks You Can Use To Fool All Your Friends by Ezeebube2(m): 12:06am On May 01, 2016 |
Lol @ d last one, no typical nigerian will close his or her eyes if approached by a stranger or random person while eating. they'll instantly think u want 2 poison their food 2 Likes |
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