Fvck! Can't we not just make every issue about tribe. Something bad is something bad irrespective of tribe,religion, etc. No body has a monopoly of crime. Today, it might be ugwu, tomorrow tunde, next thread musa, tegha, apkos and so on and so forth. What sort of warped mindset do we nigerians have for effing christ's sake. Sometimes comments on nairaland just makes me want to throw my phone away. Gosh!

I hope we'll be paid on arrival at camp.
Kazaure no go fall my hand...I think.

With all the tribalistic remarks, bigoted statements, ethnic bashing, religious sentiments and name checking that flows freely on nairaland, I wonder what would happen if nairaland were a country.

kenonze:
Some women brings joy to the family. This is one of them

Hello. What's up?

sylver1:


Baba. So you dey here too.
How Far you? It's been long

I dey o. E don really tey. Send me this nairaland email msg. I wan no whether e dey work.

kenonze:
I have more important things to do instead of hunting for Randy men and glamor women fu*cking

Mr. Husband, kindly go for HIV test.
Divorce that ur wife ASAP.
liberate her.
She is feeling caged

With that pix, randy men will come looking for you. Hot!

What malarkey is this? After we have accepted the removal of subsidy(despite our suffering) as the way forward, this marketers are reneging on their agreement with the FG? It seems they are ok with our perpetual suffering. I don't blame them. If our leaders had put the right infrastructures in place, I don't think this would be happening. it's left for the present government to learn and do the right thing.

Talent! Keep it up.

Living God indeed.

Lol! But, that is the answer na...I think.

Progress! Progress! At least they are listening,but we need them to act and act quickly. #NYSCletusServe

WilliamsNedd:
Am in big trouble Sha .
After sex, Bae said I shud pass her the pant
I threw over the bed corner and now that I
checked there, there are 2 panties and I
don't even remember which color was hers!
What should I do?

Tell her to come look for her own. Shikena!

Dude, you are really good. You transformed memories into words with sublime dexterity. Choi! The football game you called opio, we called "kolo beating". Get the ball through your legs and get the beating of your life. We fought inter street battles with rubber bands, thick cartons and cigarette foil as our weapons of body destruction. Cartons, we used as shields and buckler. Many a night we slept with bruises and woke up the next day asking "ambali and ajala, wetin we go do today?" the answer being "the same thing wey we do yesterday, fight with the next street!" Damn, those were fun days.

ireneony:
Team silver spoon

Hey beautiful, what's up? I no be silver spoon o. Remember unlike terms attract.

Please we should ensure that the protest is peaceful. Miscreants and unscrupulous elements should not be allowed to derail the purpose of this protest. #NYSCletusServe.

MzzTega:



Thank you.

You are welcome. Since Solomon wasn't so lucky, maybe I might be. I sent a msg to your email.

MzzTega:



Thank you.

You are welcome. Since Solomon wasn't so lucky, maybe I might be. I sent a msg to your email address.

MzzTega:
How stupid

Damn! I love you signature. very confident.

calliope:
Name Checkers association hilltop Branch nsk reporting for duty
And ooh!! we were not disappointed!

Hilltop, nsk? Are you a student of unn or do you live in nsk, enugu?

I just hope this is true. I am tired of sitting at home perusing nairaland...though I won't say I am not enjoying it.

From lasgidi to anambra. But nysc postponement don spoil groove.

When I first saw abdulahi's story on nairaland's front page, I knew a male jumoke was in the making. Good luck to him sha.

I got the same text message. House has it been verified? Make this nysc officials no let me swear for them o.

I smell lies! This shit just doesn't add up.why wasn't he seen when he whipped out his phallus? Was the ladies butt made of glass? How come she didn't feel nothing when this fictitious fellow was gliding his phallus over her butt? Lies, my friend. Lies

I wonder if it's on the 21st that they will tell us to print our call up and magically arrive camp on the same day. If they are no longer interested, let them inform us so we can print our "call off" letter.

Deception and kwaraption!!!

My guy you too much abeg. I don laugh tire.

Something doesn't add up. The leader is 24,he started invading rectums in 2006, and his first victim is 25. From 2006 to 2015 is 11 years. If you subtract 11 from their respective years, you find out that the leader was 13 and his first victim was 14 in 2006. Do you mean to tell me that these guys have been commiting buggery since they were 13 and 14. If this is so, I commot cap for them o.

See spider man o. Choi!

Still rocking version 4.4.2 on my techno.

Na balcony be my bedroom now. I can count how many times I have seen power in my area since this year. Singing in fela's voice "suffer dey Nigeria kakaraka “ na so I dey look oga bubu and him government :

ireneony:
Tosin u are so on point, especially no.6

Sometime last year, Mrcork came to my home unannounced. That niggah was my very good friend then.

I was in the bathroom taking my bath and same time listening to music with my beat by dre
The niggah went to the bathroom And bumped in without knocking.
At first I was startled......I had a second thought and I smiled to myself

The next thing I did was to lock the door
I grabbed him, I tore his shirt and remove his trousers. ...I was fast as usain bolt...I bleep the hell out of him
After I was done..mrcork was crying.

And that was the last time I heard from mrcork

For someone who is an advocate of truth, u dey lie die. Very funny though.