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BokoHaramm:
nice pix, I hate saying it but its true. Hapi val in advance.

Thanks and same to you

sophtaf:
talk true,u sef wan hearam.

I know d story already jo

veave:
O
Lee
Yaa
Maa
Pee
Iee
Cio


Eze times eze, rice customer I see eze buying oluko oluko kay

I stil do the Eze times Eze attimes oh

ifex370:
A good job on you















Now why does that sound awkward

'cause maybe you misinterpreted it.

zick19:
Did u read the topic before commenting at all??

Was referring to d bolded statement

dechandel:
Yes

Lol,have fun

Ways women make a man's heart melt?





I never knew men's heart were made of ''butter''.

We learn everyday

litem234:
*Dear Men*

U had sex with Mariam on monday
had sex with Sharon on tuesday
had sex with monica on wednesday
had sex with Mary on thursday
had sex with Angela on friday
had sex with winnie on saturday
Your friends cheer you up thinking you
are a HERO, then u call your self a
REAL MAN. No mate you are too
immature to realise what you are
loosing.
Remember each gal has 36 demons. So
calculate 36 times 6 is equal to U ARE
FINISHED.

Not forgeting that H.I.V /AIDS is
awaiting u.
Keep in mind that a real man is not
defined by the millions of gals he has
bleeped. But A Real man is the one who
loves ONE gal in a million ways!!


TRUE OR FALSE..........

@bolded

Chimezie198:
Lol.. if u were to be in my shoes eh.. hmm na to burst person head since na
well its just self control cuz i don't beat girls and I hate guys dat beat girls.
its not easy though cuz she can push u to the wall to d extent u might wanna loose ur mind.
anyway self control is d key.

Lol...guess you're in an ''open relationship'' then

You know what?
Try making phone calls in her presence and ending them with the ''I love you'' statement,even if it has to be a fake phone call.

See her reaction and COME TELL US

ifex370:
pm me ur full number,llemme help you with that

Awww...that's so sweet of you.

Buh my kindergarten teacher did a good job on me,so i don't have problems with numbers, actually

And what about those with more than one number?

Upto 3 guys And in your presence

eminent007:
Sure nobody is, but then the guy you are looking for might just be around the corner.
The secret is: don't look to high upfor whoever said that "the way to a man's heart is his stomach was aiming a littletoo high"

I aint even looking at all.




That's ''his'' job,not mine.

dechandel:
None taken
Just felt like doing something for a change

Uhmm...

@bolded,guess i was right?

dechandel:
Gosh!!!
Suits!!!

I though you were a lady

No offense

Nobody's a saint.

Nice list though.

Plus if i can get a guy with half of that list,i'm fine






But if i see one with ALL? What the heck!

jmoore:
Please, Valentine is not the name of the guy in the Titanic film.

hifaif:
Where did you read that St. Valentine died because of a woman?

Gentlemen,it wouldn't hurt if you tell her the story y'knw

justmag:
show some interest or something on your path. That's all I am saying. My friend did that to some girl. He went all out on a girl. I am talking dinner, bowling, bought her something she said she liked while on a date and sooo much more. And this girl didn't call or text the same day. She sent a msg the next day at nite. Can you believe that?

she was like

"Hey! Hope u made it home okay yesterday?"

Do you know how dumdummby that sounds?

Ok,truth be told she ought to have called that day even if na for just 10 sec. Whether she like the guy or not,courtesy demands that.

DeeBoiyy:
I don't know if i came off rude. But one shouldn't use words or expressions one isn't familliar with or sure of the meaning.

yea,you're right.

Plus, @bolded,i think so

Oya,go buy cow for apology

DeeBoiyy:
Lmao @doff my heart for you nigga, how d'you intend doing that?

A real subtle way of trying to tell the OP that's it's ''hat'' and not''heart''

Can someone tell me in Ishan?

emusmith:
So......where do you fall?

I no go orientation camp ooooo

emusmith:
Married women? Like seriously?

Is married women number 1





I no know ooo

emusmith:
I dedicate this THREAD to ALL NL corpers currently serving (Ghostlady, Ezibless) as a point of contact to all others and to those also who have a dream to serve their fatherland someday...


So I had this flashback of those days as a Corper (Agunbaniro Jesu )

I could still remember the excitement we all had enroute our Orientation Camp... We have heard more than enough, it was time to go experience it

Lol @bolded,i been think say na pray you wan pray sha.



BTW;i belong to number one category

mynairatime:
How are you doing? Did u travel ni?

me,good.

Yes,off NL

Kath5kouture:
thanks hon!

You're most welcome

My future husband

Your orientation though...

Hmmmmm

Never tried that before.

I'd love to







just to see their reaction though

emusmith:
Hope it's for good?

What do you think?

voodoo85:
7th. so that means we have to be bitchhes with you guys in order u not to cheat. (its not try hard, its maybe love and these small things r nice to do to the person who u love, i love to do such things for my husband. this is my woman logics. so that means he is gonna cheat? relationship should build up strong doing such small things to each other, not possibility to cheat)

Did you just quote the whole post?

Well said!
D write up would look neater if you space out a lil bit

@number 10;if she asks ''what car do you drive?'' ask her
''how many types of soup can you cook?''
try it and thank me later