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Literature / Re: Ogbanje (an African Fantasy) by ezicat: 11:46am On Jul 07, 2015
Will do!

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Literature / Re: Ogbanje (an African Fantasy) by ezicat: 11:45am On Jul 07, 2015
Thanks white smiley If you could send me a line on those errors - I'm all ears!

whitemosquito:
Aha. Thought I recognized the name...But not from wattpad.. Well done. A few errors here and there But Im a sucker for African literature, so there'll be no spoilers.
Literature / Re: Ogbanje (an African Fantasy) by ezicat: 11:44am On Jul 07, 2015
Thank you! Click the follow button on wattpad to get a notice each time a story is updated. Africa has such a wealth of folklores to mine for great fantasy stories. Read about dragons, fairies and goblins on http://www.wattpad.com/search/ezicat

sage1000:
I've just finished reading your story and I must admit it was a great read. The slow build up and world building are exceptional. The quality of what has been written can be compared favorably with published fantasy novels and if it maintains this quality to the end it would be a real gem.

I will be following this story closely and really hope it ends up published as Nigeria needs great stories like this.
Literature / Re: Free Books, Short Stories And More From Around The World by ezicat: 2:31pm On Jul 04, 2015
Ada is an Ogbanje, a half-human, half-spirit child. Torn between two worlds - her human mother who desperately wants to keep her in the world of the living, and her spirit sisters, who want her back in the world of the dead. Who will succeed? Who will fail? Will Ada be forced to choose?

7-part short story on http://www.wattpad.com/story/34757785-ogbanje-human-or-other
Literature / Free Books, Short Stories And More From Around The World by ezicat: 8:25pm On Jul 01, 2015
Heard of wattpad.com? Think of youtube for books and stories! You can find romance, fiction, fantasy, horror, fanfic etc from published and amateur writers. You can find stories set in Africa including Ogbanje and a few other African folklore creatures. Spread the message!

Literature / Re: Ogbanje (an African Fantasy) by ezicat: 8:34am On Jun 06, 2015
Get the rest of the story, and more medeival African fantasy stories on http://www.wattpad.com/search/ezicat
Politics / Re: Telegraph UK Praises Sahara Reporter's Journalist For Thrashing Mugabe by ezicat: 1:30am On Jun 04, 2015
You should watch her show on youtube - keeping it real with adeola - she's been pretty vocal about Nigerian politicians as well, and pretty much did the same thing to Jonathan.

cap28:
I've lost the remaining respect I had left for Sahara reporters, why is this stu.pid fool asking Mugabe when he's going to step down when her own country is in a mess?
I have no problem with how long a leader stays in office as long as he gets the job done, your own leaders who claim to practice democracy WHAT HAVE THEY DONE FOR YOU LATELY!!!!

Adeola - have you heard that your naira is in freefall? Have you also heard that your incoming president has no intention of probing the thieves who have been robbing your country blind for the past 15 years?

Don't focus on your own problems keep focusing on other people's problems in order to make yourself feel better.
Take a look at your own so called democratic nation where thieves hide under the umbrella (or umblella according to mama piss) of democracy and rob you blind,

Take a look at your own country which for the past 55 years has been run for the benefit of the British Empire and you have the nerve to challenge Mugabe who drove out racist leeches from his country.

Why don't you ask Obasanjo what he did with all of the money he stole, or ask Jonathan and his wife how they have been able to steal billions from their own people and still be given a heroes welcome by their braindead and re.tarded people.

Adeola - some advice for you - keep your mouth shut and focus on your own problems, if your country were so great you wouldn't have to run away to the US and live as a second class citizen.

Politics / Re: Jonathan Signs Two Bills Into Law. by ezicat: 12:53am On May 27, 2015
Or a functional justice/legal service that can arrest and prosecute the individuals for that matter

dominique:
It's a couple of good bills he signed but at a very wrong time, not when the nation is about to collapse. Before signing domestic abuse bills, do we have a functional social service? How on earth do they want to implement these laws when almost every single sector is riddled with corruption? Talk about doing the right thing at the wrong time.
Politics / Re: Foreigners Mock Nigerians Over Fuel Crisis...see Their Comments! by ezicat: 12:25am On May 27, 2015
SIRTee15:


Question - this myth of the West swooping in to save Africa. Seriously! How do you know that Ebola would have wiped out those 3 countries without Western intervention? Do you have some sort of magic crystal ball? Where those countries not populated before the first Westerner stepped in them? Where they disease-free then? Yet they managed to survive right? As for the HIV/AIDS comments - I guess all those grandmothers and community members caring for orphans have white skin? How did the HIV/AIDS issue start in the first place? Current research places it's origin as during unhygienic vaccination practices that spread infections during the colonial period but that would me playing the blame whitey card again, right? Mtcheew! Emancipate yourself from mental slavery. I'm all for criticizing the way we do things, but never from the perspective of foreigners responsible for not one but two world wars. Like they have their sh*t together. They can take the log out of their eyes first before acting like they're holier than thou. They have drug addiction, homelessness, crime, racism, debt, failing infrastructure...they have issues. We have issues. And they do disturb us with their problems - when the IMF tries to force more loans on us to create more credit for them; when our leaders patronize their banks, hospitals and schools, pumping money into their economies; when their companies extract our natural resources at a pittance, they disturb us with their problems

I agree we don't live for them and they don't live for us as well.
however, while they don't disturb us with their problems.....
we hardly get by our problems without involving them
ebola would have wiped out at least 3 west African nations if not for their interventions...
most donor contributions towards eradicating HIV/AIDS and polio in Africa comes from them....
and I dont even want to start on the Mediterranean crossing.....
I cant continue to spoon-feed you and expect me to take you serious...
You dont like what people write or say about you.......
then get your acts together and prove them wrong.
pure and simple.
Politics / Re: Foreigners Mock Nigerians Over Fuel Crisis...see Their Comments! by ezicat: 12:01am On May 27, 2015
A 1000 likes - the "stop blaming whites" rhetoric always gets brought up when people mention history. Guilty conscience! As if the past has nothing to do with the present. As if lands, wealth and livelihoods weren't stolen. As if the so-called developed countries aren't saddled with so much debt that they would be third-world if they didn't have access to the world's pooled capital.

An2elect2:


Hey am not blaming any white person for our problems. Read through my posts again. Was only trying to say most whites and some dimwit africans are extremely ignorant of history and present day reality in progressive Africa because they rely soley on the racist western media that derives joy in portraying africa as a shi.t hole!

Who would want to invest in a shi.t hole? in a stagnant continent? cant you see what they media is doing? driving foreign investors away. We have the good bad and ugly, why always the negative?


These racists do not have you in mind! sorry to say. They faster you know this, the better for your enslaved mind.


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Literature / Re: Ogbanje (an African Fantasy) by ezicat: 6:13pm On May 23, 2015
Part 5

“Mom! Mom!” she yelled as soon as she reached the yard. She raced into the house still calling for her mother. There was no sign of her. The rooms were empty. So was the backyard, the kitchen, the bathhouse. “Mom!” Ada screamed in near panic.

“What’s with all the yelling?” Came a familiar voice from the front of the house.

Ada ran back the way she came and launched herself into her mother’s arms, causing her mother to stagger. “Are you okay? Are you hurt?” Ada asked.

“Of course I’m okay. What’s wrong? You’re trembling.”

Ada took a deep breath to calm her racing heart. “I…you…I heard a crash and thought you were hurt.” It didn’t sound very convincing even to her ears, but it was all she could come up with.

“Oh. I’ll check the kitchen. Maybe one of the calabashes fell,” her mother said. “In the meanwhile, I need you to go and start packing. Enough for a few days. We’re going on a trip tomorrow.”

Ada’s forehead furrowed in confusion. “What? What trip? We’re in the middle of one of our busiest seasons.”

Her mother sighed. “I know. I just got the news.”

“What news?”

“Well…more of a rumour. Some say the silk harvest will be poor this year.”

“So …what does a high silk price have to do with our sudden trip?”

“There’s going to be a severe shortage this year. The caterpillars aren’t thriving. The reapers don’t think they’ll get much silk from their cocoons.”

“Oh.”

“We can’t wait for the merchants to bring the fibres to us; there’ll be none left that late in the season. We have to go to the source and buy it directly from the reapers.”

“Oh. Okay. Now I understand. I’ll start packing,” Ada said beginning to walk away. Perhaps this was a good thing. The further away from their home they were, the less powerful her siblings would be.

“Where are we going?” Ada called over her shoulder.

“Sungbo’s Erodo.”

Ada stumbled to a halt. “Sungbo’s Erodo?” She squeeked.

Her mother nodded, trying to keep a straight face at Ada’s expression.

“The Erodo?”

Her mother nodded again before bursting into laughter. “You should see the look on your face, Ada. It’s priceless!”

Ada couldn’t stop grinning. “I’ll go start packing right now…it’s a few days trek, isn’t it?” she asked, heading once more to her room.

“It’ll take a few days, yes, but you won’t be trekking.”

Ada swivelled around. “You got me a pony?” she asked. “You got me a pony!” Ada declared. “Ahhh!” She hopped first on one leg and then the other, too excited to keep still. She made for her room; changed her mind and ran back to give her mother a fierce hug. “You are the best Mom ever! And this is the best day ever!” She rushed back in the direction of her room, failing to see the grin slip from her mother’s face, or the irony of her words.

Her euphoria didn’t last long, however. It evaporated as soon as she stepped into her room. “Get. Out!” she hissed through gritted teeth, closing the door so that her mother wouldn’t hear. “How dare you show your face after what you tried to do today!”

“We are sorry,” chorused the still figures on her bed.

“Sorry?” Ada echoed. “Sorry?” She repeated, her voice rising before she remembered to keep it down. “You tried to kill me!”

“No. Never. We would never try to kill you,” they responded. “We only wanted to release you from your physical prison.”

Ada stared at them. She didn’t recall ever calling her human body a prison. “As I said before; get out!”

“You still need our protection,” they reasoned. “There is so much that can harm the human being.”

Ada snickered. “Like malevolent spirits?”

“We are still your sisters; your family.”

“Are you?”

She reached under the bed for her suitcase, and began filling it with clothing. If they wouldn’t go away, she would just ignore them.

“A truce, sister. An oath to Ani, the Mother Creator that all will be as it once was--”

Ada’s head snapped up.

“--that we will never again betray your trust.”

A grin was once more beginning to spread across Ada’s face, but she tried to fight it. She couldn’t forgive them so easily, could she?

“You promise?”

“We swear.”

“We’ll see…” Ada hedged even as she scrambled up on her bed and pointed to a blue dress in her open closest. “I want to pack that one.”

And out it came on its own, folding itself and landing neatly in her suitcase. She giggled and applauded, beginning a game of ‘point and pack’ while jumping up and down on her bed in her excitement.

“Where exactly are you going?” they asked.

“Sungbo’s Erodo,” Ada promptly replied.

The cup of marbles making its way across the room fell, spilling the round, smooth stones across the floor.”

“What?” Ada asked, pausing in her antics.

They gathered together and floated closer to her. “Sungbo is a holy city, Ada.”

“Yeah, so?”

“Oh,” Ada added a moment later, the reason for their concern clicking into place. “You can’t enter a holy city.”

“No, we cannot. A shield stretches across the entirety of the city, from gate to gate, a dome throughout its circumference. It keeps out the likes of us.”

“Oh,” Ada repeated, her earlier euphoria dissipating as she slumped on the bed. Then she shrugged a moment later. “I’m sure I’ll be fine. Mother will be right there with me.”

They glanced at each other. “What if she tries--”

“She won’t!”

“We won’t be there to protect you.”

“Don’t ruin this for me!” Ada warned. “I’m going, and that’s that! Besides, I can take care of myself. I showed that at the river,” she finished, folding her arms, a stubborn pout to her mouth.

They drifted even closer, a circle of faces around hers. “That energy. Like that of the whiskered snake fish. Only more intense. More…palpable. It forced us back into the spirit world.”

Ada nodded importantly, even though she had no idea how she did what she did.

“It is known as a Starburst, a concentration and explosion of spiritual energy. It is a rare ability, Ada. Perhaps you should practise using it. Perfect the skill.”

“Practise?” Ada squeaked.

“Yes. The priestesses of Erodo are amongst the most powerful. You must practise. We must be sure that you will be able to defy their Seekers, if need be.”

Ada swallowed. Seekers. She might remember little of her past lives, but that word alone sent shivers down her spine.
Literature / Re: Ogbanje (an African Fantasy) by ezicat: 12:18am On Apr 12, 2015
Part 4

Amadi, eager to shift the attention to what he believed to be the greatest career path of all launched into a detailed description of his meticulous education – anatomy, geography, history, experimentation, technology, techniques... “Do you wanna see the aquaculture? Papa and I have raised the dams to reduce the flooding with the rains. It’s filled with sardines.”

“Can I go, mama?”

“I don’t want you around those mangroves unattended.”

“Please. We’ll be careful. Pleeease.” Eyes wide, imploring; hands clasped together.

Her mother sighed. “Don’t go past the rice paddies and make sure to walk on the dykes. I don’t want you stepping on those plants. You two are in enough trouble.”

They were already tearing down the stairs, in case she changed her mind. “We promise,” she called back.

The trip to the mangrove fish farm was uneventful. They kept to the back paths, preferring to stay off the main roads and out of sight of any prying eyes that would tattle to Amadi’s mother. The paths meandered behind the bamboo fences between the homes of Sector Two, which housed the long term residents. Most of the homes looked alike. They were all large and rectangular with pale clay walls, triangular roofs, front and back porches and a hallway through the middle, connecting the front yard to the back. A few of the larger, wealthier families who lacked the space to expand outwards had, instead, expanded upwards with a second story added to their homes.

They soon reached the green sea of young rice seedlings, the growing fields separated by brown dykes. Thousands of oily black-silver sardines glinted in the sunlight, darting between the seedlings.

“They tickle your feet if you dangle them in the water,” Amadi was saying as he led the way to the end of the field, and the final pond and dam that separated the paddies from the deeper estuary. “Look at the difference in levels,” Amadi marvelled as he looked from darker higher water on one side to the shallow, clearer pond on the other. He gave her one mischievous grin before jumping into the deep end.

Ada gasped. “You promised!”

Amadi emerged, grinning. “It’s not that deep. Look I’m standing. The water just comes up to my shoulders. Just the middle is deep and that’s all the way over there,” he said, pointing ahead. “There’s tons of bonga fish in here and they are massive! Help me catch one.”

“No!”

“Common! Don’t be afraid of a little water.”

“I’m not afraid.” She watched his unsuccessful attempts at hand fishing for a few more moments. “Don’t you have safer, better methods of catching those bonga?”

“Yeah…but they aren’t as much fun,” he responded, spluttering, finally able to hold onto one, which soon escaped by smacking him across the face.

Ada burst out laughing.

Amadi frowned and lunged for her feet.

“Ahh!” She stumbled backwards and sat heavily on the dyke. It was his turn to burst out laughing. She jumped in after him without giving it a second thought. He quickly darted out of her reach, still laughing.

“You’re going to be sorry you did that!”

“You have to catch me first!”

The task proved fruitless. He had spent far too much time in and around water to be easy prey. Just when she thought she was close enough to pounce on him, he would flit to one side or the other.

“Stay still!” she commanded, which made him cackle even more loudly.

She would get him, she promised herself. And when she did, she was going to throw her weight against him so that he stayed under for just a bit longer than he liked. That would teach him. Focused on their game of catch, she didn’t realize that they were drifting further away from the shores of green paddies and exposed mangrove roots. She didn’t realize how much time had passed. She didn’t feel the sudden increased activity of the fish that bumped against them as if spooked.

Ada paused suddenly and looked quizzically at Amadi.

“What?” he asked.

She was pulled under before she could utter a single word, her mouth frozen open in shock, her flailing hands the last to disappear into the opaque waters.

She heard him scream her name. She tried to grab the fingers that reached for her, but they slipped from her grasp. Lower and lower she was pulled; further into the depths. Her lungs began to scream for air. She kicked to no avail and opened the eyes she’d instinctively closed. They confirmed what she already knew; the ghostly shimmer of four children now climbing up her body, determined to keep her under.

Ada’s heart leapt, tripping in her chest.

And panic turned to rage.

It coiled within her, a roiling mass of anger, seeking a way out. And in that stretch of seemingly infinite time between life and death, she was able to connect with her vessel, and awaken her demon spirit. It unleashed her anger, surging outwards in an aura of blinding white light, throwing her siblings backwards and away from her.

She quickly kicked her way to the surface, coughing and spluttering, to find legions of fish leaping from the water as though it burned them, only to fall back in.

She spied Amadi scrambling up the dyke and swam towards him.

“Ada!” he called in relief the moment he saw her.

By the time she reached him standing on the dyke, the fish had quieted, the water still once more.

“What happened?” Amadi was asking as he helped pull her out, excitement rapidly replacing the worry in his eyes. “Are you okay? It looked like you were pulled in. I didn’t know there were large fish in there. Did you see it? How big was it? How did you get away? And that light in the water? Did you feel it? It burned…”

“I’m okay,” Ada responded, eventually able to get a word in. She scanned their surroundings, still wary even though her sisters were nowhere to be found. “I have to go home. I have to go home now!”

Worry returned to Amadi’s eyes. “You’re not going to tell on me, are you?”

“Tell what?” Ada asked before realization dawned. “No. Of course not. I just…my Mom…it’s getting late,” she fibbed. “If we don’t return now, we’ll definitely get into trouble.”

Amadi started, then glanced at the descending sun. He winced. “You’re right, we should leave now,” he said, breaking into a quick trot.

Ada fell into step beside him. She’d never seen him look so serious. “You weren’t supposed to leave your house today, were you?” she asked.

Amadi shook his head. “If I don’t sneak back in before Mom returns from the market…I’m dead!”

“We should run,” Ada suggested.

Amadi needed no further prompting as he promptly broke into a run with Ada taking off after him.

They didn’t stop once, parting ways where the path branched with shouted goodbyes.

Ada raced home, hoping she wasn’t too late.
Literature / Re: Ogbanje (an African Fantasy) by ezicat: 4:24pm On Apr 03, 2015
Part 3

Ada had heard this story before. The tale of her last death. The ritual of trying to force her to reveal her vessel had been so traumatic, she’d called the demon spirit trapped in it, and shed her human shell, permanently. She’d died. Ada had little memory of the incident. Only a vague recollection of smoke and fog, of a blinding white, and of fear.

She stole a glance at her mother, who was bent over her work, seemingly oblivious to the spectres around her. She wouldn’t, Ada thought. She wouldn’t summon the conjurer. Not again. Not only was the last time a complete disaster – she’d died! - her mother must know that her vessel was precious to her. It housed her demon spirit, the second half of her. The half that contained all the memories of her past lives. The half that she could summon to walk the night as an apparition with her siblings; to possess both plants and animals - to stretch above the earth like the palm; to run like the leopard; to soar like the owl; to slither like the serpent; to swim like the fish. Her mother wouldn’t take that from her.

A face peeked over the fence at the end of their property, and Ada brightened immediately. She grinned and waved, before dropping her hand guiltily to glance at her mother.

Her mother looked from the young male who now stepped out from behind the fence, toeing at the ground, his eyes downcast, to the young female who was looking up at her hopefully. She sighed. “You know you can’t play with him anymore.”

“It wasn’t my fault!” Ada defended for the millionth time. “He climbed up a tree and he fell!” She spread her hands in confusion. “That’s what happens when you climb trees! Why did everybody blame me?”

“He broke his arm--”

“That’s what happens when you fall!” She paused at her mother’s warning ‘turn down the attitude’ look.

“He got injured. You didn’t. He always gets injured. You never do,” her mother continued.

“Well, that’s because…you know…I have…I’m careful,” Ada finished lamely. She didn’t want to say the obvious. She had her guardian spirits - the four who happened to be glaring at her at the moment; the four who probably wouldn’t be doing any more guarding. Most other people needed charms and talismans for protection. She didn’t. And half the time, those charms didn’t work, anyway. Ada could tell. The fakes didn’t glow. Regular humans couldn’t tell the difference, it seemed.

“Then you need to get him to be more careful,” her mother pressed.

“How? He’s the one who always starts it. He said I couldn’t climb higher and faster than him because I’m a girl. And he was the one who found that bat cave. And, and the Udi hill when he banged his head? We were hoop racing - his idea- when he slipped and rolled down. And he dared me to jump from the Nsude pyramid,” Ada finished. Anyone could see that she was the innocent party in all of this.

“So he challenged you,” her mother repeated.

“Yes.”

“He dared you.”

“Yes.”

“You had no choice.”

“None at all.”

“You had to follow his lead. If he jumped off a cliff, you would too.”

She was being led into a trap, Ada realized just in time. The appropriate response was no. No, she couldn’t be goaded or cajoled into doing dangerous stunts. But, honestly, sometimes adults said the silliest things. Obviously it would depend on why he jumped off the cliff. Were they being chased by some creature? A charging elephant was a perfectly legitimate reason to jump off a cliff. And if it was just for fun, then there was the height of the cliff to take into consideration. And whether there was deep water underneath to cushion their fall….she realized that her mother was scowling at her.

“No mama, I wouldn’t.”

“Good.”

“You also won’t roll your hoops down the steepest hills.”

Ada shook her head.

“And no more bat caves! Those things bite!”

Ada nodded. She glanced over at Amadi, who was looking expectantly from mother to daughter.

“Okay, okay, I promise. We’ll be careful. So can he come over?”

Her mother still looked stern; it was time to play sad, lonely child.

Ada’s lower lips trembled. “I have no one else to play with,” she began. At least no one human. “None of the other kids want to play with me.” She added on a tearful note. “They’re afraid of me. Me!” She sniffed, the very picture of sadness.

She watched her mother relent and wave Amadi over. Ada beamed. Wore her down. Yes!

“I’ll bring out the snacks, and we can have our break,” her mother said, heading into the house.

“Okay,” Ada responded, her attention focused on the playmate bounding up their stairs, the beads around his neck rattling against his bare chest, his short wrap flapping with his movement. She took his left hand and shook it vigorously. “Does that hurt?”

“Nope.” He shook his head.

“What about now?” Ada asked, poking it.

Amadi shook his head again.

“What about now?” she asked, squeezing it.

“It’s fine,” he said, pulling his arm from her grasp. “The bonesetters fixed it. I can do cart wheels down the stairs if I wanted to.”

“Ssh!” Ada looked down the hallway through the open door, but her mother was still out of sight. “Don’t. We’ll get in trouble. Well, I will. You never get in trouble because they’re all feeling so sorry for you.”

Amadi grinned unapologetically. “Well, maybe if you got injured once in a while.”

Ada glared. “Nothing. Remotely. Dangerous. Or they’ll never let us play together again.”

That got his attention. And the attention of the spectres silently watching the exchange. They stirred and vanished, to Ada’s added relief. She focused her gaze once more on Amadi’s healed arm as her mother re-emerged from the hallway carrying a tray laden with bowls of fruits and nuts.

“The place settings, Ada?”

Whoops! Ada raced for the rolled rug propped against the wall, jabbering about the magic of healing. “…if I had a brother or sister to take on the tailoring apprenticeship, I think I would definitely apply to be a bonesetter trainee. It’s amazing; with their potions that dull the pain, and their strings and splints and…”

“Good afternoon,” Amadi said to her mother, remembering his manners.

“Good afternoon,” her mother responded smiling. “And how is your training coming along?”
Literature / Re: Ogbanje (an African Fantasy) by ezicat: 2:04pm On Mar 22, 2015
Thanks for your comments. I hope to post weekly until the end of the story. Here is Part 2

Part 2

Once they finished their breakfast and headed down the hallway to the workshop, her siblings reappeared. One minute the space was empty, the next, filled with four children crowded together, as if an invisible curtain had been drawn. Their expressions were mournful, their eyes accusing, as they always seemed to be lately.

Her mother kept walking, discussing the weather, “It looks like a nice day today, Ada. We should be able to work outside...” They parted as her mother passed since walking through them would have given their presence away. “Like the cold winds of the Harmattan cutting right through you”, was the common description humans gave to the sensation of walking through a spirit.

Ada trailed behind, her eyes averted.

“Ada, did you hear me?”

“Hmmm?”

She looked up to find her mother watching her.

“Are you alright, Ada?”

“Yes!” she said nodding emphatically to drive home her words. Her eyes were trained straight ahead, looking neither left nor right at the figures on either side. “I’m fine. Fine.”

“You’re not feeling ill, are you?” The worry was back in her mother’s eyes.

“No. Nope. Not at all.” She went to her mother, took a hand and placed it against her forehead. “See. Normal.”

Her mother moved the hand to her neck, still checking, unconvinced.

“I’m fine, Mother,” Ada repeated before leading the way to the workshop at the front of the house. She let her mother enter first so that she could glare at her siblings and mouth, “Stop it!”

They refused to heed her words.

They were there when her mother threw open the wooden window panels of the workshop, bathing the narrow room in sunlight. A long bench stood beneath the one large window, two high stools behind it. Rolls of fabric sat in depressed wooden panels across the opposite wall. Against the far wall stood a second smaller workbench, which housed the trays containing their tally sticks.

They were there when mother and daughter consulted the tills of the trays in the morning sunlight. Two trays sat on the bench, one for the current month, Ọnwa Anọ, the fourth of the thirteen months of the year; the second tray represented the next month, Ọnwa Agwu. Each tray held twenty eight tills, to mark the twenty eight days of the month, arranged in rows of sevens and columns of fours. The columns represented the days of the week - Eke, Orie, Afo, Nkwo - named for the four corners of the Earth – East, West, North and South.

And they were there when mother and daughter read the only tally stick in that day’s till. According to their calendar, Mrs. Iheme would be picking up her order by day’s end. The rounded tally stick had the gourd-like emblem of the wine-making Iheme House across the top. Its body was marked with Nsibidi symbols, nicks and notches.

They read.

8 wraps – 2 adult, 6 adolescent.
2 shirts.
1 hat.
1 silk sash.
1 head tie.

Mrs. Iheme would be the first of many to be dropping by during the following two weeks. It seemed that everyone in town wanted a new outfit for the upcoming masquerade festival celebrating Agwu, the deity of health, patron god of all healers.

The festival was marked by a procession through the streets of their town – of musicians plucking their small, stringed, double-headed koras, leading the three-membered, two-faced, twirling masquerades, spiritual conduits to the god, Agwu. The masquerades would be attired from head to toe in streaming tassels of red, with two wooden masks wrapped around their heads, representing the dual nature of the god – male and female; human and animal. On one masquerade, the square-jawed male and the angular female mask with its high, sculpted coiffure; on the second, the long-nosed elephant and the long-beaked bird; on the third, the two-horned ram and the sharp-eared leopard. Their hands were concealed with white mittens; their feet on short, wooden stilts.

Then came the priests. Then the doctors and bone setters. The healers of mind and body. Then came the townspeople with their offerings of money, livestock and produce, wearing the latest fashions – women in the much-loved, versatile and comfortable wrap, vibrantly coloured and worn in a variety of styles; long and flowing or short and ruffled; one-piece or two-piece; accessorized with beads or silk or an extravagant knotted finish. The men were far less flamboyant; a muted wrap around their waists, topped with a thigh-long shirt and a woollen hat. But all danced to the tune of the kora and for the rest of townsmen, women and children, who lined the streets, throwing cowries at the feet of the spinning masquerades.

It was a busy period for the artisan families of the town – the weavers, tailors, dyers, cordwainers, vintners, jewellers and sculptors. Ada would normally have enjoyed the excitement in the air; the pace and frenzy of their work. But not today.

Not even the bright sunshine could lift her spirits. Not even the occasional sparrow that bravely hopped up the steps of the front porch from which they worked, chirping, “Bread, please. Bread, please.” Not even the red-necked lizards that would scamper over their bamboo fence and across the clay-paved yard, pausing to nod decisively at nothing in particular before going their merry way.

Not with the oppressive presence of her siblings.

They crowded around her. Each time she reached for more thread to attach a tassel to the woolen red and white hat, or complete the hem of a wrap, a ghostly arm or torso was in her way. Each time she chanced to glance up, a ghostly face obstructed her view. Each time she rose to pick up another piece of material, she had to walk through an apparition.

Ada gritted her teeth and suffered in silence. What choice did she have? She couldn’t tell her mother. It would only upset her. What could she say? Mother, they’re still here, and are still pretty angry that I won’t go with them and die for the third and probably last time. She heaved a long suffering sigh, causing her mother to pause in the middle of the origin tale of the weavers, an oft-repeated and beloved work-time story. Ada had briefly forgotten that she was pretending rapt attention to the story of the lonely spider who crafted companions from her web; the center their heart, the strands their limbs, her webs roiling into bones, organs, tissues and flesh. She was supposed to intuitively frown, laugh and nod at the right places.

Pasting a brilliant smile on her face, Ada lied, “Sorry, this tassel is a bit crooked. I’ll redo it. Please continue. I think you stopped at the building of the looms…”

Her siblings burst out laughing. A high, cruel cackle. “You’re not fooling her,” they said. Ada’s second sigh was under her breath. Why couldn’t they just go back to the way things were before she turned ten; when they were fun and playful. When their faces alone would line the hallway, sticking out through the walls, right side up or upside down, a tongue hanging out, eyes rolled back. When she would avert her eyes, trying not to giggle, or quickly cover one up with a cough. What difference did a few months really make? None, that’s what. She wanted to yell and scream and throw things. She wanted to beat her fist against the ground and roll around until she got her way. She could do without their complete about face as even now they continued, “Look how drawn her face is. Look how sad her eyes are. She’s as bad at pretending as you are.”

Ada looked up sharply, as if to deny their allegations.

“Oh but you both are,” they stressed. “You didn’t fool us. You haven’t fooled her. She knows we’re here.”

As one, they glided towards her mother, encircling her. “You know what happened the last time she looked so worried, Ada? She called the priest to seek out your iyu uwa; your vessel. She tried to take you from us. We had to protect you; we had to take you away from this world before you were lost to us forever.
Literature / Ogbanje (an African Fantasy) by ezicat: 11:49pm On Mar 14, 2015
Dedicated to those who love science fiction and fantasy, but can't seem to find any of and about Africa and Africans. Most Nigerians know about the Ogbanje - who and what they are... Or do they?

This is an ongoing series - with new parts that will be posted regularly until the conclusion of the story. It is historical fiction - set during the medieval ages. Your comments are appreciated.

All rights reserved.

Part 1

“You can’t remain in this world indefinitely,” they warned. “You can’t keep this up forever.” The figures around her spoke as one, in a low chorus of voices.

Ada ignored them.

She was sitting on a rug in the middle of her bedroom, cross-legged, her hands pressed against the floor. Her eyes were wide open, staring straight ahead, staring at the flame, willing herself to concentrate.

It was a large room, sparsely furnished. To her right, a bed stood against the wall, its frame of spindly metallic swirls visible underneath the covers. To her left sat her wardrobe, made of wood and shaped like a man with short stubbly legs and a broad torso. Two high windows of transparent mica let in the rays of the early morning sun, dimming the light from the candle in front of her. The walls were of pale white clay and the ceiling an intricate network of raffia fibres.

Her entire body shivered in its multi-coloured quilt of yellow and white stripes as she stared straight ahead into the single flame of the candle. The still air quivered, a dome-shaped shimmer enveloping her. It glistened and brightened, brilliant white lights shooting out from cracks that appeared within it. They travelled across her skin, spreading pinpricks of sensation in their wake. They caused her breathing to slow even further, her breath becoming visible in the air before her.

Her barrier had cracked open again; the dome-shaped barrier that separated the spirit world from the physical. It surrounded every living thing, invisible, unnoticed, shut; opening only after death; except for those around a select few - those few who could sense and see the world beyond. When their barrier thinned and cracked, as their’s almost always did, they could see the brilliance of the white light; they could feel the intensity of the spiritual force. And if their barrier remained fractured, if their portal remained open, spiritual energy poured in, sickening their corporeal bodies. Their temperatures would fall, and they would drift into unconsciousness followed by death. If they heeded the call of the spirits.

Ada had to seal off her portal.

She had to concentrate. Focus. Place mental blocks across the cracks and pray they hold.

She exhaled.

Without the cloud of white.

Good. She’d succeeded. For now.

“How long do you think you can keep this up?” they asked again, speaking, as usual, in unison.

Ada heaved a sigh before leaning forward to blow out the candle, trickling wax hardening on the globular ornamental stand. She looked around at the four figures that surrounded her like the points of a star. They were seated, as she was, wearing pale wraps around their shoulders. They were children – they always materialized as children - young like she was, their skin the same tawny brown, their hair the same short mass of tiny, wiry curls. But their bodies rippled like reflections in a pool, and she could see right through them to the walls beyond.

“Maybe for the next forty or fifty years,” Ada said. “Because mother is forty now, and I want to be here for as long as she is.”

Their eyes widened and their faces paled with shock. “You cannot be serious! You cannot remain with the living for that long!”

“I have to! Why don’t you understand? I will not die again. I will not! Twice before I have died,” Ada said, fingering the two sickle-shaped etchings on the inside of her left wrist, placed there by the burial priest on her past lifeless bodies. One for every time she had died before. They were the markings of the ogbanje. Proof that she was a child reborn, bearing the evidence of her past deaths. “Twice before I have broken my mother’s heart and wrenched her spirit. No more.”

“Yet you choose to break ours. Your kin! Your siblings!”

Ada sighed again. “She’s my family too. She bore me and has raised me for ten full years. I will return to the land of the spirits. I will return to you. Just not right now.” Ada began carefully folding the large quilt. She could feel the heat of the surrounding air again. The warmth stopped her from shivering in her thin cotton wrap.

They wouldn’t give up. “It is the nature of the ogbanje to be transient in the physical world. We are not meant to grow up. With each passing day, your human spirit grows stronger. Stay, and you will eventually be fully human and cut off from us.”

“I won’t let that happen! Will you please stop worrying? I--”

She saw a shadow move beneath her closed door and slapped her hand over her mouth. How long had her mother been standing there? “Oh no, I think she heard us,” Ada whispered.

“She heard you. She can neither hear nor see us.”

“You know what I meant,” Ada said, hurrying from the room. “Just be patient, sisters,” she called back, but she was speaking to an empty room.

They had already vanished.

“Mother?” Ada first checked the room across from hers. Similarly sized, it was more elaborately furnished. Two curved tables on either side of the wardrobe were covered with long, fragile combs, beaded and jewelled bangles and necklaces, gourds of lotions and scented liquids, a square piece of polished reflecting metal, and an assortment of many colored soaps.

“Mother…” Ada called again, heading down the hallway, through the finely woven, sheer curtains, to the backyard where she found her on the porch. She was laying out breakfast on the dining table - a large bowl of fried yams, a second of fried plantains, a third of tomato stew and two smaller bowls of porridge. She looked like an older version of her daughter - skin the same shade of tawny brown, eyes just as large, lips just as wide. She wore a simple wrap of a vivid, patterned blue, the ends tied behind her neck. Her hair was elegantly styled in small plaits across her head, gathered in the middle like the many knobs of the ogwu, the spinal column. Her movements were agitated, clumsy. She had definitely overheard something.

“Good morning,” Ada said, sidling closer to the circular table that stood on three conjoined legs and the two chairs in the shape of kneeling men.

“Mother, it’s okay. They asked and I said no, not yet, not for the next fifty years. So stop worrying.”

“We both know they’ll try again.”

“And I’ll keeping telling them no.”

“For how long?”

Ada wished everyone would stop asking her that. “For as long as it takes. You need to believe me when I say I’m not going anywhere, not for a very long time. You need to trust me,” she added, reaching for a slice of plantain.

Her mother swatted her hand away. “You know the rules.”

Ada pouted. “Ok, I’ll wash up,” she said even as she spied the yams, which were closer. She had to act quickly. With a sudden flick of her wrist, she swiped a nice, thin and crunchy piece and stuffed it into her mouth before darting down the four stairs that led into the courtyard.

“Ha ha ha,” she laughed, turning back to see her mother shaking her head incredulously. Giving a triumphant wave, Ada skipped ahead towards the bathroom, where a bucket of warm water, a ladle, chewing stick, soap and sponge would be carefully laid out on a low shelf.

She’d managed to diffuse the tension. For now. Enough for them to continue their day with some semblance of normalcy.

Some semblance.

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Literature / Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by ezicat: 12:51pm On Jan 06, 2015
Lol at the twists and turns of all the comments. I've just submitted my piece to your e-mail using Word as per the instructions (.docx) BTW White Mosquito - this competition was an awesome idea! Thank you!
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Man Swallowed By Sinkhole Under His Bedroom by ezicat: 2:32pm On Mar 03, 2013
Sink-holes can form suddenly for a variety of reasons. I'll keep tabs on this story to learn how this one might have formed.

And for all those saying that this will never happen in Nigeria....one of the causes of sink-holes is a lowering water table. Is your government monitoring all that water that we drain from the ground when house after house after house side by side dig into the ground to fill up their personal water tanks night after night after night? Is there a permit before you dig into the ground? Do you think that water will last forever? What will hold up all those layers of ground as the water table drops and drops and drops over time?

While we've got to do what we've got to do to ensure our homes are supplied by water, let's not pretend that there are no consequences to our actions on the environment or that it's only all those subways and the like in the West. And let's never say never.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Life Is For Rent: What Will You Be Remembered For? by ezicat: 11:59pm On Mar 02, 2013
So many responses; no tangible deeds (except the guy/girl who helped a rural village during his/her NYSC)

- They say Nigeria is a low-income country (on average), and up to 70 % of its citizens don't live well (good, balanced diet, health care etc)...and most of us can't say a single tangible thing we're doing to help change things. Yet most of us claim to be Christians? Hmmmmm

I have searched left right up down for a good cause I can help with - I live outside the country so its difficult to start something; I have also stopped contributing to these Western charities with their commercials that paint Africa as only being utterly miserable and wretched - sponsor a child (and after his/her education, what jobs are available?) or give a goat/chicken (is that what the average Nigerian needs? A goat or chicken, or do they need a good decent job?)

I would like to help change the Nigerian mentality because that's really the only thing that is holding us back. And I've been wondering how to do that - through wide-spread media messages? through creating a process for successful co-ops (so that people can realize that they can work together to create wealth as opposed to all the greed and selfisness I observe), through encouraging the presence of a unitarian church (a church that focuses on works and giving back to the community compared to the usual Nigerians ones that appear to be solely focused on enriching the pastors?)

*sigh* I'm probably being excessively naive, but I have to try because just having stuff is so STOOPID. What will they write on my grave? Name; Age; She had an education, a car and a house? *sigh again* I guess I just have to keep looking for like-minded people
Romance / Re: What Are The Reasons For High Level Of 30 Years+ Single Ladies In Nigeria? by ezicat: 10:46pm On Mar 02, 2013
Wow, so much hate on here for women.

As someone else has asked, why do you care if there is an increasing number of single women? How does it affect your life? Or is bitterness that you haven't found someone to settle down with? That's probably it. But who would settle down with you when you have so much hate for women? Would you have a friend that talks about you the way some of you talk about women? So why have a husband if the average Nigerian male is so disrespectful? Or is having a husband that is one's best friend an alien concept to Nigerians?

So a woman doesn't get to be a maid in her own house, or get pre-mature wrinkles from busy body inlaws or STDs from cheating husbands? How is that a bad thing? Does a woman have to have a husband to take care of herself in this day an age? Does she have to have a husband to have a child? (if that's what she wants)

Guess what men? Women can survive without you. Heck - they're are even women only villages. Checkout Umoja in Kenya http://www.asafeworldforwomen.org/womens-rights/wr-africa/w-kenya/2212-kenya-the-village-where-men-now-fear-to-tread.html

So why don't you lot go f*ck yourselves, literally! since women are such horrible creatures.
Religion / Re: I Am More Concerned About Africa Than The Salvation Of My Soul. by ezicat: 6:56am On Feb 10, 2013
Damn it - I'm going back on my word by addressing you - I've corrected the bn to tn. You are so very stoopid!
Religion / Re: I Am More Concerned About Africa Than The Salvation Of My Soul. by ezicat: 6:46am On Feb 10, 2013
And after this, I'll be ignoring you henceforth Slave because you are like a child with an itch...

How does one argue that the earth is NOT flat when the person they are arguing with keeps pointing to the drop in the horizon? They can throw all the evidence in the world at them and all their focus will be on the horizon, nothing else. You're saying atheists need to have proof i.e. "better excuses" before they can challenge believers. I'm saying that they can choose to believe in something with a little bit more evidence than Creation (which has NONE at all) without having all of the answers. For example, there is evidence of mutations - they can be created in the lab.

Right - the Bible doesn't say anything along the lines of..."Therefore do not be anxious, saying, `What shall we eat?' or `What shall we drink?' or `What shall we wear?' 32 For the Gentiles seek all these things; and your heavenly Father knows that you need them all. 33 But seek first his kingdom and his righteousness, and all these things shall be yours as well." I guess it applies to the individual and not the entire society. I guess that kind of thinking is beyond the realm of traditional Christianity.

No, that's YOUR argument. And deary - I'm not simple minded, like you. MY argument goes like this: when Nigerians are faced with endemic societal issue or problem, their only recourse is prayer. When they are faced with corrupt leaders, they only pray about it; When they have to get in that plane knowing the horrid safety standards, they only pray about it; when they get on those poor roads with robbers and kidnappers and potholes that can swallow you whole, they only pray about it. Did I not say Nigeria's VERSION of religion? Did I not give the example of other societies who have been able meld religion and initiative? Am I not advocating melding the two - yes, pray, but if you want results DO as well.

You problem, Slave, is that you believe that the black man is inferior, and something given to him by the benevolent white super beings couldn't possible be harmful to his pysche. Well it is - unless we start making it work for us.

Now goodbye and good riddance. You are dead to me!
Religion / Re: I Am More Concerned About Africa Than The Salvation Of My Soul. by ezicat: 6:18am On Feb 10, 2013
Sigh - GDP per capita is the sum of all goods and services produced. LOGICAL reasoning goes to follow that outside the realm of "natural resources" which is available irrespective of population size, ones GDP should be proportional to the size of ones population. If things are working the way they should be, the more people you have, the more you should be able to produce. So OBVIOUSLY, smaller populations would generally have smaller total GDPs.

Case in point:

GDP (total) of US: 14 tn
GDP (total) of Canada: 2 tn

Therefore, comparing them on a per capita basis is obviously the more ACCURATE way. So there is NOTHING intellectually dishonest about my argument - its just you trying and failing to pick holes in it; trying to argue semantics, as usual. Don't try to change the goal post. Your CLAIM is that no majority black nation is successul, and you are WRONG. Slave!
Religion / Re: I Am More Concerned About Africa Than The Salvation Of My Soul. by ezicat: 5:49am On Feb 10, 2013
Such a fun thread.

First, let me put to rest the idea that no black nation is successful. Honestly, why are people still so ignorant in this day and age? To google: According to the world bank (2011):
GDP per capita of the USA: $48, 112
GDP per capita of the EU: $32,644
GDP per capita of the Bahamas (85 % black): $31,978 (gasp!)
GDP per capita of Barbados (80 % black): $19,320
GDP per capita of Bulgaria (85 % white): $14, 825 (gasp!)

No one is arguing that we are doing well as a race compared to the others, but to say that EVERY country with a majority black population is a failure is a LIE. But we all know that you're full of sh*t David.

Now to point number two - are we saying that just because Science doesn't have the answers that God must have done it? I see. So, before Science could prove exactly how rain formed, it was the gods that made the rain? Letting it pour when Man behaved and causing droughts when man did not? Or perhaps before Science could prove that disease was caused by invisible-to-the-naked-eye bacteria and viruses, it meant that illness was caused by the devil? Or disobedience to God? Or that before Science could prove that epilepsy was as a result of misfiring neurons, seizures were caused by demonic possesion?! Really? Is that what we're saying? Niggas, please!

Point number 3: Has there been any historical proof of a true Christian society? Seriously - I really want to know. Because people keep saying that if only Nigerians practised true Christianity - as preached in the Bible. But, has it ever been shown that a large group of people can be truly Christian? Seriously - the history of Christianity has been pretty bloody! Since even the Bible itself says that you need the Holy Spirit; the "God" factor to be able to live the WORD, and no society has been able to live the word, it would indicate that this "God" factor does not exist, wouldn't it? Rhetoric question.

I agree that religion, as practised by Nigerians is part of what is holding us back. I mean - how may times have you heard "Only God can help us" and felt like screaming "No! No! No! You have to help yourself!" So, I put it to you fellow athiests - What can we do? I don't believe attacking religion will help. As this thread has clealy shown - the religious argue blindly; they do not respond to logic and observation. At the same time, we have seen deeply religious societies excel - more often that not, its been those with vision (like the middle-class Europeans who trucked to the New World in droves in the strong belief that they could build an empire for themselves outside the tyranical rule of monarchies). So what can we do? Can we show the Christians that if they put just a fraction of the tithes back into their communities, poverty would soon be a thing of the past? How can we move away from the individual wealth preached by Christianity to communual wealth? The Bible is a big enough book that you can inteprete it any which way - taking religion away would be too drastic, I think, but can we make it work for us?

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Family / Re: Why Do Parents Send Their Kids To Boarding Schools? by ezicat: 5:10pm On Jan 19, 2013
I went to boarding school - an all girls, Federal school. For those saying boarding school teaches you independence...since when? Sure, you have to do things by yourselves, but you don't decide your own schedule, do you? It's decided for you. You go with the flow; you look around and do what everyone else is doing. That is NOT independence. It's a perfect case of Monkey see; Monkey do. Is that what we want for our future leaders, lawyers, doctors, sales people etc To follow the crowd? To do what everyone else is doing? Because, last time I checked, the average Nigerian wants change; not the same ol status quo.

This topic certainly warrants a discussion of our educational system as a whole. Are we still applying the ancient educational model we inherited from colonizers? While their systems continue to evolve and change; while their young students are increasingly taught critical thinking, community awareness and improvement, are we still going to school only to learn 1 + 1; sentence construction; protons, electrons and neutrons? Are our young peoples now taught anything of our history before colonization? Are they taught the dynamics of development and where Africa stands in that spectrum and what to DO about it? Are they taught the reality of employment (or lack thereof) after they graduate, and how to become enterpreneurs and trades people (in addition to Math, Science, English etc); are there open forums discussing our societal ills and how we can change them for the better?

I didn't pick up any vices from boarding school; but I didn't pick up any good habits either - not really; nothing that wasn't a normal part of growing up. I certainly did NOT pick up critical thinking. Not until much later in life.

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Car Talk / Re: Picture Of An Overloaded Car by ezicat: 6:47am On Jan 05, 2013
A testament of human ingenuity with limited resources? OR a manifestation of the "we'll manage attitude" without proper planning and a disregard for safety?
Jokes Etc / Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by ezicat: 7:51pm On Nov 04, 2012
Awesome joke...it would have been more accurate if it said since BEFORE independence (it's not like we've ever been a developed country)...but awesome and to point. I also liked most of the responses (who knew?!). Having more and more people who are unsatisfied with the way things are is a start - a slow start...a VERY slow start is a start none the less. The more people that are unsatisfied with having a big house without security or power or good roads to said house, the more likely we will elect governments that work on these issues....still pretty boi hit the nail on the head: let each one of us be the change we want to see.

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Family / Re: Should Women Do Hard Work? by ezicat: 7:12pm On Nov 04, 2012
Thank you cfours

Some people (men!) assume that domestic work is easy - women have carried huge pails of water and trecked for miles for centuries; yet carrying a bag of cement is out of the question? Women have farmed from dawn to dusk on the hard earth with hoes and shovels yet mixing cement is out of the question?

Yes, women are generally physically weaker than men; that doesn't mean that they can't do physically taxing jobs.
Yes, women generally prefer less taxing work; but if that's all that is available for them to do, no employer should turn them away just because they're women!!

That aside, I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY NIGERIANS CAN ONLY MAKE THE LEAP FROM BASIC HARD WORK TO MASSIVE MACHINES

Seriously, people! Ever head of a pulley? Huh? Huh? Huh? It's a simple system that can help you lift a heavy weight without having to carry it on your HEADS up a flight of stairs!

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These things have existed for thousands of years - there is innovation out there that you can apply without going the route of unaffordable machines!
Car Talk / Re: Elite Cars Repopulate Nigerian Streets As Economy Booms by ezicat: 2:08pm On Oct 21, 2012
Here's my 50 cents,

while on the one hand, an increase in luxury items purchase as reflective of an improving economy might not be intuitive especially given what we observe on the ground...on the other hand NO ONE can deny that this is the case with some economic models. That's Fact. Enough proof has been given.

Having said that, my concern is in how these numbers are calculated. How accurate are they? When informal trading and subsistence farming are still so high, how can you get accurate numbers on productivity? Is every birth documented in Nigeria including those by women living in slums and rural areas? So how can we get accurate numbers on childhood mortalities?

To a large extent, I think these figures are guesstimates. And if that's the case, then I'll much rather see tangible change on the ground than theoretical summations by foreign associations. The tangible improvements I have seen include those in the banking and telecommunications section. I've also seen them in the upswing of private industries. Infrastructural development, security (and overall government performance) are still abysmal though.
Politics / Re: Religion Against Humanity By Wole Soyinka by ezicat: 5:29pm On Oct 20, 2012
Awwww - do you feel threatened as a result?

Anyhoo - last speech from the throne because you're not worth wasting even more of my time...

In response to your question:

"A system where you have no chance of a say in the rules and regulation and where people are quick to put a sword to your neck for being different from them, or a system where you are exploited mainly because others are more intelligent than you but you have a say and if you could get or use your brain, you have a chance to change things?[/quote]"

- if assuming that there is no room for conflict in a totalitarian regime, what then turned Western Europe from brutal monarchies to slightly better democracies (at list from the perspective of their own citizens)?
- if assuming that the average person has a say in today's democracies and economies, why then is the average American/European (the forerunners of present-day democracies, and gods to you, apparently) so disgruntled; why the 3-year and on-going tither of economic recession? What happened to their "intelligence?" Lol

The point, which you've failed to see and still continue to argue blindly is just that - faith and belief leave room for manipulation and corruption by the powers that be; that's what history has shown us...but some, like you, refuse to learn from it.


Sagamite:

I hate it when someone tries to use eloquence to make a moronic point.

It really pisses me off. I see a lot of guys that think it is their composure, tone, grammar and civilised way of talking that makes them intelligent. That BS can work on the average human fucktards (normally referred to in the civilised lexicon as laymen), but definitely not on intellectual Gods like me. The primary thing someone like me bothers with is the logic and ratiocination of the argument.

You wrote all this rubbish only to say backward behaviours are no worse than economic inferiority?

Lets first park your moronic assertion that now is no different from history. That would be bloody if I decide to hang you on that.

Let me ask you a very simple question. Which would you prefer:

A system where you have no chance of a say in the rules and regulation and where people are quick to put a sword to your neck for being different from them, or a system where you are exploited mainly because others are more intelligent than you but you have a say and if you could get or use your brain, you have a chance to change things?
Politics / Re: Why Are Nigerians In Diaspora So Bitter? by ezicat: 4:12am On Oct 07, 2012
I think I've grown bitter reading through the 14 pages of this thread. 14 pages of stating all the ills of Nigeria over and over and over again (as if that is some great revelation); 14 pages of defeatist attitudes on the part of some diasporans over and over and over again (as if revolutions are STARTED by the many and not the few); 14 pages of speculation of why some diasporians are so bitter over and...well you get the picture...14 pages of preaching to the diasporians to come home and contribute and 14 pages of talking about how solutions are the answer not more complaining

Yet not ONCE, not ONCE did I see anyone of you actually suggest a TANGIBLE solution. Sounded a lot like the Nigerian senate - all talk, no DEFINITIVE game plan. SMH

We all know that it is our attitudes that is holding the country down. Yet in this era of the internet, television, social media we're still wringing our hands and whining about it. I've always thought that since Nigerians are inherently proud, we can use it to our advantage to better the country. When I see those incessant advertizement of the poor African children with their bloated bellies, circling flies, slum-like conditions; that Bono song about whether Africans even know what Christmas is and those myriad of media stories all of which portray ONLY the negatives of my society, it makes my blood boil because it's such a one sided story - marketing for aid money/ratings...

But, then I think if only Africans at home knew what the rest of the world thought of them, would it get them to see the poor around them, actually SEE them for a change instead of walking all over them? Would it set them on the path of collective wealth over individual wealth in a bid to prove the world wrong? Would it pull them out of their complacency by making their blood boil? Would it make them as critical of the country as diasporians?

If WE started a campaign to have these adverts and news clippings and songs played continuously throughout Nigeria with a challenge to make a change that would stop giving negative fodder to foreigners and the like, would we start something? Would we give Nigerians the gift of another perspective?

I don't know, but it's worth a try, and I'm willing to put my money and time into such an endeavour. Are you? If not - do you have any other TANGIBLE suggestions of how we can change the attitudes of the average Nigerian (at home AND abroad)?
Politics / Re: No Reliable Statistics On Nigeria's Poverty Rate- World Bank by ezicat: 9:21pm On Oct 06, 2012
I won't deny that there is poverty in Nigeria. But 70 % living on the equivalent of $2 a day? Please! With cell phone subscriptions of over 100 million. Right. $2 a day indeed. It's simply not possible.

I'm more interested in the rates of development of infrastructure - constant electricity, roads, portable drinking water, sewer systems - as well as tax revenues and use. That's far easier to measure since it's primarily a government responsibility.
Politics / Re: Religion Against Humanity By Wole Soyinka by ezicat: 8:44pm On Oct 06, 2012
Any way of life that encourages people to believe based on what they are TOLD rather than what they can verify based on independent proof, especially one that puts fellow man above the other is inherently subject to corruption because it is human nature: that includes any religion with significant followers, economic policies (including capitalism and communism), even the the systems of governance. We're a messed up species - so every thing we touch goes up in flames whatever the original message might have been.

It would seem that comfort and communal wealth are the two things that bring out the best out of us - so once we start thinking of the entire world as our home with a need for EQUAL developmet instead of our specific regions of origin or residence (to the detriment of others), it'll be better for us (but we're way too daft to do things the easy way).

I don't get why we're so focused on the now, as if time is constant. The now becomes the past in an instant. I suppose it's because it's convenient if you're not a practitioner of the religion that is being demonized in the now. Well, the now is going to be 5,000 years old in the future and I suppose the practitioners of Islam in the future (assuming they go the way of Christianity, if some muslim countries are any indication) can easily dismiss our present as the current Christians are trying to so easily dismiss the past sins of Christianity (as if that time wasn't the present for those victims; I guess their lives were of less value?).

As someone had eloquently pointed out; Christianity did not reform itself. In fact it quickly became barbaric after the death of Jesus - you could see corruption start to sip its way into the church in the Acts. While some cultures still use the sword, others now use economic and leadership policies. It makes no difference to the victims so why the defensiveness and accusations? It's human nature to Bleep with each other; you're no better than the people you condemn.

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