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This man n obj who fine pass sef?

epini:
dis shall not b our portion

Then whose portion was it? the girl? All these religious pple sef!

jinxet2000:
For one single act, he has become the best. When they buy jeeps everywhere under recession nko? in suffering of the people. Because people like Adeola keeping it real and me shouted at them and they know it will affect their purchase too, they had to lift the ban.

Sometimes first listen to urself before u speak!

kbams241:
non is beta..go and register for n=power..or sign up for d N5000 monthly pay..mtchewww

Lol I will need advisers like u in the future

whytevardy:
there is nothing man no go see for this world ,end time job meanwhile, I don't give a Bleep

U already gave one by opening this tread

[quote author=5starmilitant post=52683229]Apparently when four people are having sex it called a foursome.
when it's three it's called a threessome.
when it's two people involved it's a twosome.
Now i understand wat they mean when they say you are handsome.
[/quote
This is d craziest thing I heard this Month....guy are u sure u're frm dis planet? [quote author=5starmilitant post=52683229]Apparently when four people are having sex it called a foursome.
when it's three it's called a threessome.
when it's two people involved it's a twosome.
Now i understand wat they mean when they say you are handsome.
[/quote
This is d craziest thing I heard this Month....guy are u sure u're frm dis planet?

soberdrunk:
What is that patch on the left side of her chest? Is she dripping milk?

Ask God for sense for he gives it so abundantly

Hmmm dats y sometimes I prefer thieves to police. Useless pple.d only difference btw a police n a thief is d uniform.

Pls it will also be highly appreciated if u can send it to ezranwachukwu@gmail.com.... Look forward to hearing from u. Thanks

GossipHeart:

The name of the snake is Black Mamba

You don't wanna come in contact with that evil

In 2009, i did an experiment with the poison extracted from it's mouth, i mixed it with human blood, the result was scary, in just 2 minutes, it froze the blood

And for the people saying that it's a king cobra, how old are you guys ?? Even a 4 year old kid can tell you how cobras look like but you guys stupidity is amazing

Cobras have flat hooded heads

There are scarcity of cobras in Nigeria

The only cobra you will find in Africa is the black-necked spitting cobra, and it's only in Mozambique

The second picture i will attach is how a cobra looks like

Hw sure are u dat the only cobra in Africa is located in Mozambique? in case u dnt knw I just spotted one in my area dat initially threatened wit it extended skin, but later retreated when we started hauling stones at it. get ur facts clear.

Abeg I no blame d man jorr, naija is too stressful n boring...anything dat gives u joy hold on to it

Justnora:
The hardwriting is too matured for a kid. I am sorry but I do not believe this

I have seen a girl of 5 who writes better than this...nice one tho for d kids

martineverest:
what is all these foolishness all about,nigerian celebrities??

Must we know everything about your families?

Should we start worshipping the letters

Nigerian celebrities are shits,childish and uncivilised :Pwhat is all these foolishness all about,nigerian celebrities??

Must we know everything about your families?

Should we start worshipping the letters

Nigerian celebrities are shits,childish and uncivilised

Brother kill ur self.. na by force to comment? If e reach where una suppose talk una go dae mute..Haba! *spits*

DLondonboiy:
Suya...

it has this yellowish smell..

This is why sometimes I wished NCC did not revoke d hike in data cozz some elements just come up here n spew thrash

KAHNUL:
THIS IS LIFE MEHN!!. I KINDA HATE MYSELF RIGHT NOW

Wat are you waiting for?
END IT NOW!!!

Sharafawizkidayo:
Wow! wonderful couples, may GOD bless them 4 me, happy married life to the couples

Bless them for you? who are u?

Fortissimo502:
Nonsense rubbish. She should keep her sordid tales between her "god" and her. So God didn't have plans for those that have died? That phrase people use is so stupidly foolish and meaningless.

Grace isn't that crap so many people bandy around.

Sickening ignorance. *spits*

Dis one wae u dae spit anytime someone expresses his/her opinion... but wait o are u suffering from spitingitis...if not then u should go for pregnancy test

Abeg free na, u pple quickly forget ur roots....pls where is team leggedis benz

Landlords n tenant relationship are tom n jerry.......abeg make una free those tenants jor after all we are all temporary residents in this world.

Peace of mind n contentment.... sadly tho both are in short supply these days

kkk well said

OhMyG0d:
why the bitterness oozing from you?
What you termed archaic and old fashioned was once the NORM.
So, because someone knelt down for his girl to make proposal, we should just accept that as the ONLY way or everyone should just follow same pattern and never innovate their own?

I've seen where a guy proposed to his lady by inserting a ring into the bread she will eat. She took a bite and holla, there was the ring ring in her mouth... Brought it out and wanted to flare up with the waiter, before her guy calmly used same ring to proposed.

If everyone proposal is Outstanding, then, i think i should innovate and Stand Out among them.

No be someone started Pre-wedding Pictures posting? It was dumb then, but ALMOST everyone out there have caught its Fever.

Y do pple like complications.... wat if she had swallowed d ring? hmmm devil dae one place dae sleep.....I hate to hear dat word itz the devil's..........

john1964:
It was a malpractice ish, tried helping a sick friend out with a course but it didn't go out pretty well, had no choice but to go tk jamb and select a different course, though the school hasn't given their final judgment yet but I couldn't just continue and waste time/money paying school fees and tomorrow the judgement would be really bad . If they was really enough money I wanted to continue both courses so just incase the judgement is light at least I will have 2 degrees

Dat school sounds like MOUAU Dat school is crazy n non tolerant wen it comes to malpractice..... they always have 2 list...admission list n expulsion list. datz a costly mistake but bro dats being a man in the making. u got to see urself thru this n try to focus on coming out wit a gud grade(n give love some break which might be a hindrance to u).Have u eva wondered y God gave us two eyes at d front n not behind? so dat we will not be looking back on our past. take heart bro I once had a similar issue back then in school tho not malpractice n had to step down for one year.

kerryjossy:
I GIVE UP ON HUMANITY!!!

I have rope just in case to make it quicker

olafunny:
ATM CARD'S PIN!!! My pupc won't just lemme see the card. I don't even know the colour

Because he knows u're a crimal

All of them with the exclusion of ....none are bunch of thieves. both the pointer and the pointed

i'm just watching the country while ....sipping my cup of water... very soon naija will come to this picture if it hasn't already.

But wait o...... all these curses wae una dae rain on buhari n NCC.... lemme ask all of u one question




is buhari n NCC on nairaland?
do they even see all these comments?
if d answers to these questions is NO,
THEN ALL OF U Shut the Bleep up!

tosyne2much:
Wetin person wan even commemt for this thread?

Just say anything..... anything!

buchilino:
WOW SHE LOOKS MORE LIKE MEDUSA THAN HUMAN.

Lol if she looks like medusa then what will the murderer be? god of war? pple no get conscience again.

Vanquay:
I am not in support of a vaccine, let it kill a few more hundred million people...The Earth's population needs to be reduced.

As God for sense for He gives it generously.... wat if ur sis is among them can u also make such remark?