₦airaland Forum

Unibenstudent:
what bashing,do u think any dare bash on a thread dedicated to me,just reason it nah,birthday threads are for celebrations and any mofo that try nonsense there,must be banned,should we bet it?

my guy you get sweet mouth oo

kristina1:
Dnt mind him jhor

The smile on my face now is longer than river niger.. As if you knew whats running on my mind..

kristina1:
yes bur y u ask?

unibenstudent ask here her even how to create a diary..

mesoade:
*falls from mount everest*
*dies*
*revives*
LWKMD!!!!!!
*dies*

lol
Abeg oo no die on top my matter oo

mesoade:
and this are homosapiens which belong to primate specie, spacienis bookerensis vanitatensis ,although some scientists are arguing that they are a specie formed from the mating of spiece australopithecus afarensis and homo neanaderthalensis,opinions are still divided . . .this set of people are known for using their computer gadgets to post meaningless things before the post gets to the Frontpage where thousands of people will see it,so that they can modify it to gain as many likes as possible

DISCLAIMER: Mesoade is not responsible for anything
posted by his account ..

so the ones with the mistake nah Fake money now?

naijaboiy:
Hot resounding Slap












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We share the money equally

You de even share the money.. Tell am say nah so em take de express love for your village

1. Inviting their friends when you decide to take them out..
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2. They always wanting us to go for top class items,hotels,resturants,boutique
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3. Altough we appreciate sexy dressing but we like our boo to dress decent.
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4. Being to greedy to the extent de dont want us to even chat with the opposite sex
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5. Stalking: we dont like it when we get to find out that you are sticking your nose where its not supposed to be.

6. Tomboi. Cant really tell tho but we boys dont fancy tombois..cos anyfin can happen.

7.feinting sick,sad,dull when you need something from us.
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8. We dont like being controled, let us make the decision.. If you have a better idea tell him politely.!

Damianobi:
I have always seen poeple who get drunk after experiencing a bad/hard time and want to get over it.
And some guys will drink all day because their girlfriends broke up with them and they need to forget it.
So I keep wondering how taking of too much alcohol makes one forget his/her sowrrows or emotional pains

it would make you get high to the same level of an aeroplane.. Where you would think that all is well..

God will reward them joor.. See as them carry our matter for head..while our leaders de hustle for election..

It would make more sence if de drop a good track together!

when the accumulation of weed start manifesting..

when Obama was campaigning did he send his kids to Nigeria?

Gflat you don get the attention wea you de find nah..
I just get one word for you.. Even if you get the attention you need hardwork and time to maintain it

EroticAngelina:
lol airtime? now u knw that can never happen

lol yeah am aware..
I would love to have notification of how long ppl view my profile..

I would love my likes converted to airtime..
Would love Seun to have his own e-diary

justmag:
Love is can be forever. Infatuation is a temporary feeling like lust.

He has said it all.. Infactuation u get over it with time..

Chairman.. A very respected individual in any society gathering.

Younger brother.. Eg my younger brother no de stay one place if my G come around.

warrior. Some times it goes with shield

kristina1:

Howdy? i saw ur mention,tanx

''de neda'' = you welcome

kristina1:
Proudly 4 & 6

Only God is watching

. Those that will keep on updating their social network status..
. Those that will use that moment to call every contact on their phone.
. Those that will now come into realisation that thier account balance don dey red bar..
.Those that would be thinking of how to prank someone with knockout even inside the church..
.Those that will even sleep off
.Those that will dress like its their birthday/wedding day.
written by: Fabdedon

They would become weightless when they start fighting!!

Unibenstudent,mesoade,neldrizzy,pweetyz come and see this oo

They are really nice..!! Will use some of em!

butanep:
I graduated with 4.15

Pictures and your name should be included too

lilmaxfidel:
he has his mods and super mods

He made his won decision you can make yours !

lilmaxfidel:
no more nairaland addiction

you can if you want to by setting out a time for it.. Se.un is not addicted