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Tell her you have given your life to christ

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Go and beg the last girl you bleeped with!

With money all things are possible

abeg no let me dream for niGht abeg.
But there are 6 hands..

6. Letting her stay in your house for long.
7. Spending a lot on her.
8. Promising her marriage when you know you wount!
9. Casual relationship..dont take her to your family yet.: self opinion.
10. Telling her the informations of your bank details and also work place.
Happy sunday!

8. Comparing him with other men.
9.Giving the children the feeling that he is as good as nothing.
10. Taking a big decision in his absence.
11. Deperiving him of food,care,love,sex.. If you do there are other women out there to provided it for him.
12. Leaking out private matters to the public.
13..... Happy sunday

pray to God to make u blind for d omoment

Rapmoney:
Lol...your nos 5 and 7. Very true and annoying. I wonder why some people won't use head phones in the bus while travelling.

they think everyone would like it like they do..

Even potato..
Back then in sec school they feed us mostly with bean/potato so immediately we leave the dining we rush to gulp water so we'll be fully satisfied..
They think we dont know

holatin:
read but am still not rich.
where re d original secret

my friend no one will tell you this xcept me..
Smoke weed

1.Turning second driver insturcting him on how he supposed to have swerved the pot hole or speed,
2.Snoring while sleeping in the bus
3.chewing gum in the wrong manner
4.screaming at every pot hole or close to an accident
5. After passing nkpor juction you will den tell d driver '' i go drop for Nkpor juction oo
6.Snaping pictures of almost every thing they see as if they will never pass that area again.
7.playing they music loud esp d ones not much accepted...
8.. Adey come..

just do like say you know see dem run go your hous.. Later she go come gist you den you can over react

Mail the mods.

Vilicious:
This is a new year. You guys should stop this 10 this and 10 that

yeah





Let them make it 20

Vilicious:
Why is it that this foreign media only publish the sad news about Nigeria

cos they are currently busy wit election preparation

sofar she no go die,
this time i can agree to share the money
besides all the slaps wea she don give me ah don forgive am

[quote author= post=29450718],you yourself think am happy that you are crushing on another and I will shout ,continue kristiana you are doing good,bull s#hit,,[/quote]

Emmadgud:
,he has a boy and a girl.l was so suprise the kind of sophisticated toy guns he bought for these children. They were really acting serious mafian film with it,more especially the little girl. Honestly l was shocked.

i saw same thing yesterday but with no guns but their hands and mouth to produce the gun sounds and bomb... So its not the gun alone movies..!

. You the last person she talks to at night and first in the morning.
. She is sometimes shy when in your presence..
. She would want to help when you in need
. She is also obedient when in love cos she doesnt want to loose you.
. She tries all her best to keep other girls away from you.
. She feels jelouse when you with other girl even if she feints a happy face
. She is always laughing at what ever you say wether boring or not....brb

[quote author=Firefire post=29451338][/quote]qoute me later

I really wished people will read this and still go by it..
Its just like starving them when there is enough food.

You are funny oo..
She told you she is married and you are still asking the meaning? Even if she is not..lol
She use dat medium to keep you by the side.

No testing self..
The first thing that faced me was Insert password

All those insulting him should get ready cos his still gonna win.

Put em to test.. Who d cap fits let im wear..
Since u don suffer for dia hands why still going for them?

Gods time is the best!

Good morning Nairalanders..

what about the Top 3?

Unibenstudent:
u be my teacher nah.

thats why i have always wished one can send private message on NL.. From the look of things here.. You for use more style ask am not the style you used..
You be like..
U.S: 7th is my Birthday
Kristy: wow nice to hear
U.S : i want a favour from you..
kristy: whats that?
U.S: this favour is very simple and hard...
Kristy : tell me nah you are makin me nervous..
** you don de catch am **
U.S; just make a promise you give a positive reply..
Kristy : hmmm ok
U.S: i want you to create a Birthday thrend for me..
if i hear someone would not fall for that..
Disclaimer : just self opinion.. And for fun under the influence of Sleep