₦airaland Forum

thankyouJesus:
At the coloured words, this is nairaland where nairalanders do things . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

roger that i understand what you are talking about..!! But when you think you need help Mail the mods!!

thankyouJesus:
Have you thought about if everybody start mailing the mods?

you mail the mods when necessary..!!
Not only one mod recieves d mail.. when u mail d mods it gets to about 5 mods
Boda seun am i right?..

Testing..
Aboki
A.boki

Amefrica:
I saw your mention on your diary, regarding your question I don't think it would affect. My ticket from Lagos to Toronto had my first name spelt wrong, Olukunle instead of Olakunle. I was good, but if you still kinda troubled you can go to the airline's office and lodge your complaint, they might get it corrected.

Thanks for the reply i have corrected it..!!
I dont wanna take chances.. thanks again

i have nothing much to say..
Nowahdays i dont click some topics..cos i know its wount add any value to my life..!!
last few days i wasnt very active.. So do check on NairaLand to update my self..
Clicked on my bookmark..
Scaned frontpage.. Seived the unwanted topics and read the necessary ones..
You ignored this point before..
Make a time table..for some paticular section..not that other sections would not fall in but..it will make u reach every sections...
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.for those complaining of their topics not frontpaged..i think you should mail the supermod..it worked for me!! They moved it not less than five minutes when they found it worthy..
Should i say they are to busy to reach every section and move to FP but you showing them worthy FP material they will check if it worthy and do something about it..
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Boda seun i am happy you seek suggestions to repair the loop holes..!!

Modified..i dont support d dislike and recommend button let them learn to Mail the mods and let d mods too learn to reply us too ..Thank You...i think the best supermod is Obinoscopy..

tosyne2much:
A lot of people will rain curses and have me hated for this piece but the truth is bitter they say

10 Things Nairalanders Should Stop Doing


4. Stop Mocking Others Grammatical Errors
The reasons why errors are contained in some people's write-up is not because they are grammatically poor but simply because of their typing speed, impatience, anxiety and keypad layout could also be the major factor. Why not sieve the errors and pick the meaningful things on the thread, and if need be to make corrections, do it in a kind manner

Englishmart pls take note

AdaBekee1:
there is nothing wrong with singing, he who sings well, prays twice.

at the right time!!

chia.. Nigerians oo...see as that lovely creature life waste

screenshots please

merieam16:
Am in all d category

your case is strong!!

MsNas:
Lol. You better pray when everybody else is praying next time and not allow other people's demons and spirit enter you because you were busy observing and "slacking"

Noted.. !!!

Phrint:
What of those ones dat always open der eyes even wen Pastor orders everybody should close eyes

they want to see the demons..

pray about it too.. They theives would never sleep !!

dew1:
Looooool..
Haven't you seen the athletes...
Those ones run up and down... As if they'd chase the devil if they See him....

hahahaha very true.. smh

Jennimma:
Lwkmd! this is so hilarious...



Number 5? chai!


I do number 1 and 6 wella


Welldone Op. Tosyne2much's disciple

Thanks alot!!

MsNas:
Weren't you supposed to pray? How did you observe all those?

they were distracting me

tosyne2much:
woooooow nice one baba

noo you are the baba here..i will appreciate your shares too

Tosyne2much how do you see this?

simplemach:
The sleeping warriors. Sometimes sleep while standing during prayers.

haha very true.. And when you wake them they dont want to accept de fact dat dey were sleeping..!!

Types of Prayer Warriors


Did attend a church in a campus today due to i was invited for child dedication i saw different prayer warriors i decided to pen them down here they are..
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1.Ladies/GentleMen : They pray/stop when they are asked to... They dont shout in prayer,they talk to God with respect,..They are always calm and follow along the pastor's prayer points..
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2.Wall/Floor Fighters: This group of people will keep on banging on the wall shouting at it..the later will go on the Kneels and keep on hitting it and stamping on the floor.... As if it's the one that caused them their problems..
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3.One syllabic Warriors: This category of people surprise me sha.. You see them speaking in tongues in one syllable and shouting.. rah Tah boh sey teah reh and same time shaking their in same rhythm vigorously.. I be like mehn this one is strong..
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4.Dumb warriors: When the pastor raise a prayer point and expect every one to pray.. You see people struggling to shout,say words but no sound is coming out.. You be like nah the prayer make you dumb?
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5.Super Warriors:This people are ready to fight spiritually and physically when a prayer point is raised.. Mehn this people will turn vampires,take fighting stance ,all the muscles in their body will stifen, the fingers in their hands will form star shape, they will shake their heads vigorously,you see the veins on thier heads pop out and their voice will change..and their tongues is classic..
As if Devil come now dem go fight am..
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6.Choir warriors : When the pastor said clearly Let us PRAY.. He didnt say let us SING.. But when a prayer point is raised.. You see them raising one special number ''Touch me one more time ooohh lord'' i be like where were you when praises were going on?
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7.Dormant Warriors : They won't pray, they just be waiting for the Pastor to shout IJN and their own Amen is always the loudest... Who is decieving who ?
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8.Notice me warriors : They keep on shouting out their prayers,maybe so people will notice them or.. Dont know they be like
''God which type of car should i buy for this xmas'',
Lord send me a girl to marry money is not the problem'' etc..
I know my God is not Deaf ni..
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9.Group prayer warriors ; I fear this group.. When ever its a group prayer and you asked to hold each other please dont hold mechanics,Force men,manual Jobmen.. They will hold you hand tight and fling it as if it's skipping rope.. After that prayer you wount be able to lift A4 paper..Beware..
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10. Feel free to add your own Number ten
Happy sunday!!

tosyne2much:
Fabdedon- Fadeyi Oloro
pweedyuz- Gift
Okotv- Okonkwo
dechandel- Delicious

sorry sir Fabdedon = Fabulous de don!!

lol yeah nice post..
You never can tell KonJi nah Ba$tard

Reference:
God is only good. This is a clear distinction between God and Satan. Will you prophesy evil on your house, your business, your loved ones.

No but we need to know if dere is any thing bad thats going to happen so as to pray/work againts it..thats the importance of Prophesy!!

lol nice one..

Oildichotomy:
Who want bad things?

lol abi but d way he prophesied as if all is well... When dere will be election next year..

ellechrystal:
Hahahahahahahah. .u dey fear name?

ahh why not.. Seems ur guilty of this...
happy sunday ma'am

Elparaiso:
If he overcome calabar girls.... There are two things involved.
Either Junior is on strike(warning or indefinite) or he is gay.
If junior is on strike... He is safe
But if he is gay... Wait lemme ask basket mouth...
#AyAmComingO

laf wan kill me oo