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luminouz:
Boss...I don try avoid all this masturbation brouhaha but I have to tell you this.

I'm one of those men who have NEVER masturbated in their lives. It doesn't matter whether girls no dey my side or I have no relationship, I personally find it irritating to beat my own meat. Even if I no get pussy again for the rest of my life, I still won't do it. I understand the need to release stress but you need to control that urge. It's the inability to channel the sexual energy properly that causes either simping or masturbation.

Now, when you combine an alpha frame with a mentality like mine, pussy will always come, whether you like it or not. And when pussy is scarce, you maintain frame and do other things.

My one cent

Everyone have their own no-go-areas in life. You have never self-serviced since you were born and will never do that. Mine is that I have never visited a brothel or patronised hook-up girls all through my life...I stopped Self-service many years ago, immediately I left school, but the shit helped me to stay focused and I graduated with high grades, never had a carryover. Right now I have pussies left right and centre. I can bleep a whole full month without repeating a girl and not hook-up, real home girls. One was with me from 13th through Val till the 15th...while leaving in the morning I asked her what can I do for you as you are leaving, she said I should not bother, that I just need to come and see her mum, that her mum wants to see me, that people are coming for her hand in marriage, so I told her I will come by Easter. I only gave her 2k after as Tfare. While she was with me 3 other girls were calling me and chatting me...I can upload loads of chats here if you care. Last year Val, I bleeped two best friends for two days...OGA Na me dey run from pussy now...and Na self-service helped me planned my life to get to this level, that's what am driving at. So Ahuitzotl's submission on Self-service is true, I am a living witness

Nawa o...that's why I don't near Nigerian Policemen, even the one from my extended family, I don't even speak with him...they are worse than the Devil himself.


RIP to Precious

Sniper101:
You and your ilks are the reason why most sane Nigerians and insane Nigerians see the Peter Obi movement as a Biafra Movement.

I'm proudly Rivers.
I don't support Nnamdi Cownu
I'll never support the Biafra Movement
But come 25th Feb, am thumbprinting for P.O

Please...quit wailing, while you still can.

Since when did an opinion of a Rivers state cultist started counting among the thoughts of sane Nigerians...abeg you and Wike, the shameless madam, way no get liver should go siddon one side. If dem born Wike well, make him name his candidate as Ortom named his own Candidate...

Mad people everywhere

okrikaboi:
No competition bro, I know there are levels to this shit only ugly boys should react to my comment

Abeg you don win...happy Sunday

TheDarkGamer:
On the topic of masturbation, think about things psychologically. Porn and masturbation affects your dopamine and reward system in your brain.

Not only is it an addiction for a lot of men on the planet, but you are being rewarded (orgasm) for not achieving the goal your brain thinks it has (actual sex). It also affects the way you think about the opposite sex and you would probably view see them purely as sexual commodities.

Also, question why men feel how they feel before and after masturbation. What is the scientific importance of post nut clarity?

This is a topic that can be expanded on.

OGA Na long grammar you dey speak, dopamine ko dokpesi ni...millions of RCC priests who are celibate, jerk off through self-service. They write the most spiritual books, encyclopaedia, scientific discoveries and have helped mankind in one way or the other. How else do you think they solve their konji problems. The psychological bla bla bla associated with Self-service is all bullshit.

Same way my uncle who is a Catholic priest was telling me to avoid girls and not loose my virginity until l marry else I will not be successful in life...Omo since I start dey bleep girls, I no even see any sign of failure around me.

okrikaboi:
The pain of ugly boys when fine boys talk about their problems of being chased by women is priceless.

Back to redpill Leo doing us proud

For your mind you be fine boy abi? Guy if you see me, you go know say your fine boy Na Aba made...so calm down

Bullshit as usual from an Urchin...

I know you must find one way or the other to drag Obi into your messy write up...

It's very bad that Obi is living rent free in your head...

Wake up and start loving your next President Peter Obi as a good citizen...or you die in jealousy as we sail on, aboard the new Nigeria ship.

Money will be released to them few days to election...money this, money that, make una chill abeg.

shuttox:
Let's see how it plays

E go still choke
Because there loads of old naira note packed somewhere...
Mehn it's going to be difficult

Very very difficult, Buhari and Emefiele really played them. Many of them are now silent, especially Tinubu who appeared to be bragging everywhere he goes, few weeks ago

Sniper101:
Baba
Na which day you plan wipe off all this premium tears from your eyes nah 😆

Zukwaniké

PS: if you believe Cownu's curse on Wike is working, then am sure you'll still believe that Wike's curse on the PDP National Assembly members and other aspirants will work 😁

Who is Wike? a stupid fool to lay a curse on PDP whatever members...my point is that Nnamdi Kanu is an oracle, Na you dey wail not me. How can you call an Obidient who is one week away from voting in the next president of Nigeria a wailer, you urchins should just keep fooling yaselves

Ahuitzotl:
[color=#1986BC] Masturbation should get someone to that point where if they MUST hit that pussy (which we all would someday),then they should hit it with PEACE OF MIND without any fear or dread or risks....[/color]

Am saving this. The next time I sight any mudafvcker telling people shits about masturbation, I will silence him with this you wise talk. They don't want young men to discover their path in life, they want the life of young me to revolve around simping and pleasing women...that's why they are against masturbation, but they keep producing millions of dildos yearly for ladies, to make them less Hot so that they keep using sex as weapon on simps...

iSense247:
Just like Nnamdi Kanu cursed Abba Kyari, the criminal cop. I now believe Nnamdi Kanu is a prophet.

His freedom is in a matter of months.

I swear. That man is either from God or from the Devil himself, he is not ordinary. I remembered him saying that our money will one day be restricted from us, by Nigerian banks.

What a shameful end. Wike is now partyless, no party is taking him serious again.

Nnamdi Kanu cursed this man, that he will end disgracefully and will never know peace till the end of his life and that's what is happening right now

Ahuitzotl:
[color=#1986BC] All post nut clarity which in biological term is called sexual refraction, are the same... There's no need to label different captions on it to justify your blue pilled motives. Like saying getting pregnant from artificial insemination is different from that of coitus or orgasm from coitus is different from that of a Love Machine or vibrator or masturbation. With your logic we can say getting drunk from Guinness is different from getting drunk from palm wine ....When you're drunk, you're drunk. When you're high, you're high. When you have sexual refraction from any sexual activity of any kind, you have post nut clarity. So if you say masturbation,a kind of sexual activity, is bad then it should be fair to blacklist all kinds of sexual activities since they inhibit semen retention which to some folks, is the be all and end all of life.....[/color]

I disagree, all sexual experience are not the same. When you bleep the tight puna of a virgin or a young girl you get different sensation and feeling than when you bleep the wide puna of an olosho or post wall women, no be person go tell you say you dey whine yourself

My best bitch stays in Lagos. She comes to my place from time to time. A rugged girl, but when you see her around me very quiet, cool headed and soft. I am the only one that can tell her to sit down and she will do so without thinking about that twice, not even her mum or elder brother. I have known since 2018 during my broke days. I just spoke with her this morning, once that bitch comes around she will ride the hell out of me...a typical porn star, I must confess, I normally stay weeks or Months without looking at any other girl for sex. The funniest thing is, I don't spend on her and she never disturbs me. The last time she visited during the new year, she refused me taking her out, only cooking for me and riding my d*ck. Sex with her is a different experience to me totally.


I too like her, that's the only girl I can spend my last dime on, cos on two different occasions she stole from her mum to help me when everyone on Earth let me down. I cannot wife her sha , e get why

Ahuitzotl:
[color=#1986BC] Your opposition to masturbation is just borne from a deep rooted blue pilled mindset which doesn't allow you to see the bigger picture in the dynamics of relationships where one who has or shows the greater interests loses the plot....let me burst your brain...I have chosen to masturbate right where I have been offered pussy on numerous occasions, hell masturbation as helped me focus enough to decline pussy,if it's not worth it. I don't have to "manage" or "justify" hitting the pussy, if I am not satisfied with the ramifications. Without masturbation,I make excuses for hitting the pussy and risk falling into an ambush because body no be firewood. But with masturbation, I decline a pussy straight up and gain LEVERAGE over the quarry which i can eventually use to my advantage..... Women use this avenue to gain power over men all the time...You dey there...dey play.[/color]

You are a wise man. I once followed this path many years ago. My tight man was laughing at me that he prefers olosho at brothel, only with #500 (as of then) you don cum. But I kept to self service until the day police arrested him with other guys that came to the brothel, he was later released after 7 days. His elder brother said he paid the Police #10,000 for his bail out.


Self-service can save you a lot of trouble

Congrats to City...Arsenal Na big disgrace to mankind

Dalil8:
One thing i admire about big Benz is you'll never see him simping for the women in his life on social media like Ronaldo.

Ronaldo is the most desired man on earth but go to his Instagram, it's a mess. Always simping for his baby mama. She don't even post him as often as he posts her.

same thing applies to Messi, he no dey simp for his wife.

Shoot any misbehaving urchin at sight...you have my backing 100%


#ObiDatti2023

When you are big, you are big....1million hate speech from urchins cannot stop you..

Painintheass221:
Opay is okay too. Carbon and kuda also tries.

All of them no reach PalmPay... I no even feel the naira redesign policy, thanks to PalmPay.

Ndubuisipaul1:
I think Buhari should also give solution on the banking network issues that Nigerians are facing. Access Bank , Uba and Zenith bank transfer platform has been unstable in this cashless time .

You go to filling station to buy fuel they will ask you to pay new money or do transfer.
just for your app to embarrass you.

PalmPay bro...run go download am now sharp sharp

The only President of Nigeria enthroned by the street.

God be really praised

I was nearly scammed today by a PalmPay agent only that her own format was different from the one you experienced...

She gave me her personal wallet name instead of her agent account and keep telling me the money never enter.

The personal wallet have its own app on play store different from the PalmPay agent app. She keep showing me the agent app and ask me to go through it and check her transaction history. One nigga came probably her gang member and she gave him her agent account same phone number but different accounts, same name my people. The guy transferred #1k and the money reflected on the her agent account domiciled in the PalmPay POS Machine. She said to me " you see am, his own transfer done show" the problem is from your side or maybe network...chai but I showed her say, I be guru for online banking. After I done chat them finish and tell her I will initiate the process of PalmPay blocking your account for frauding me. No be person tell am to download the PalmPay wallet app and lo and behold my money and other people's money she claimed she no recieve alert dey there.

ObinnaValentine:
What phone is this please

Sorry for replying late bro...one bitch have been riding the hell out of me since 2 days now...all in the name of Val. The phone is VIVO Y22S...though I heard other VIVO phones get the same features

Demented Olodo...

BTW am just wondering why Wike's 200k aides/Special advisers failed to mobile 10k people (friends, family members, dependents) to fill the empty stadium seats back stage...

Wike don scam jagaban to recoup all the whole funds he spent in PDP primary and G-5 jamboree

So if the judge sick like this and need to be treated in the States he will die like this

mu2sa2:
I agree. My office is currently using vdt's 1TB monthly plan (they advertise it as "unlimited" ) for 25k and despite the indiscriminate usage by staff and visitors it is never exhausted in one month.

That's good