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Something strange happened 2day. While I was at home earlier 2day, a name of a classmate when I was in primary 6 jst flashed to my memory. I was the senior prefect then and she was my assistant and we were best friends then. I left them after graduation and attended a boarding school in a far away state. later today, I deceided to go and buy food stuffs, vegetables etc in the market to prepare my favourite soup, omo na so I jam her where I go buy meat. She called my school name, and I turned I moved over to the shop but the girl don change, I could'nt even recognised her. She was dark then but now she is very fair and super hot. She rushed and huged me inside market, and took me to her shop, how she managed to recognise me after 17yrs still bafled me. Cos I have changed a lot, I was small then, but very huge now, fair with beards, she was all over me. We exchanged contacts and since I returned home she have called 3 times to check on me. I dont know what to do, many ladies are already on my starting lineup.

Guys if u must marry; marry a cool headed, intelligent and responsible woman like our incoming first lady. If you mistakenly marry the likes of Tiwa, Tonto Dike, Erica etc your own don be...we go play their sex tape for all man on the largest bill board in the country when you deceide to vy for any office. Marry wisely, you dont know where life will take you in the future

[quote author= post=120144046]Corrupt structures are fighting back, Nigerians will win[/quote]My only problem is this their witch hunting of Emefiele, the new CBN monetary policy is hitting them hard and also election materials are stored in the CBN, they want to remove them at all cost.

If u mistakenly jam this one for one of these end time churches flying all over the place, you come marry her put for house. Chai your own don be...she go born Anini, Tiefnubu, Evans, Hushpuppi, Osisi ka nkwu, Atiku etc for you

AlphaNugget:
When a relationship ends:

Her revenge will be loving other men.

Your revenge is getting into great shape, grinding hard, and thriving without her.

---MasculinePeak ---

Confam talk

Op hope you have collected ur PVC and ready to vote Obi/Datti because if Tinubu or Atiku mistankely enter Aso rock, you sef writing about sleeping naked with your partner go leave ur partner japa. If u want enjoy ur partner better vote Obi/Datti

Abeg make una leave this coup matter...we dey new Nigeria era now chaired by Obi/Datti

Tinubu's own alma mater is HK and Drug Bunk inside bush

My bags are ready, if Obi doesn't win...Eswatini (Swaziland) straight. Two sweet babes are already waiting for me there.

This kerosene vendor went and brought Tinubu's age mate to suceed him in Abia state...the granny is already sick and shaking like Tinubu. After rescuing Nigeria on Feb 25...all well meaning Igbos must come together and rescue Abia from PDP. Abia is important to us. We cannot sit and fold our arms and watch Abia keep behaving like a state in the South West, tufiakwa!!

plaindealer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxuM5UyQpEY

It was very painful watching this man read basic English words, he practically struggled to pronounce every word.

I really feel sorry for this man.

what a tragic embarrassment.

SMH..

At 3am you are not sleeping because of Obi, chai,

Obi just dey everywhere...who dey draw map and game plan for this Obi sef. Baba God its clear you don pick Obi call, abeg pick my calls this year make I blow like Obi, Amen

It's Obi o'clock...even the devil knows

Supreme court...( If u put governor na you sabi...I no follow)

unclejb2:
Center table, domino pizza and champagne drinking governor

a.k.a "kota sign"...chai Ikpeazu don suffer

A confused man carrying laptop up and down and shouting "Umunnem ndi Anambra"

Ohraykon:
is datti from mauritania?

Yea. Nigerian born Mauritanian

Good one. The Mauritanian goverment will use the medium to appeal to him to do everything possible for their son Datti to emerge VP of Nigeria next month. Obi/Datti na your mate

Messi's era is officially over at Barcelona. Xavi have beaten Ancelloti and Real Madrid in three out of the last Clasicos. Xavi just won his first silverware as Barcelona coach since his appointment 14 months ago. Congrats Barcelona, Congrats Xavi. Visce el Barca. Man United fans can keep underrating Barcelona until Barca will shock them

Aaron12:
Alaye I can never allow any woman to control my finances, I said this to my own mother, she added that who has been giving you this mentality of yours, she was trying to shit-test me by saying what if they lady made you who are in life or grew you, I told her blankly that if at that. I will never allow her access to my funds or be my personal manager over my funds, sorry to say this the Igbo tribe in Nigeria is very guilty of this. Their women are their personal funds manager in the home. At it my mom kept quiet immediately I said that.

Anyone from any part of the world can give their money to some women who are important in their lives to keep, invest or safe guard for them, so dont generalize. The tribe that keep women in check most in Nigeria are Igbos. Average Igbo man no fit leave his money with his woman to control, na lie, he go even dey suspect the wife that she is siphoning his money to his in-laws

We are not in for any rerun, we are beating urchins and mikanites on 25th Feb

By 6:00 pm Feb 27th the whole Nigeria will be Obidient...We urge LASG and LASTMA to close 3rd mainland bridge from Feb 25th till first week of March, we dont want urchins to jump into the lagoon

Nawa o, meanwhile them never born the Govt, or Supreme court that will dethrone the Oba of Benin... Oba oto kpee! Ise!!

lyricalejeh:
if you own a smartphone or a laptop with internet connection and you are still BROKE! then it's either you are lazy or you lack the knowledge! I can help you with the knowledge..there are over a thousand ways to make money online from the comfort of your sitting room ask me how?

how many mansionr you get? you want scam a hardworking Nigerian like op, abeg shift

Dude my advice to you is, avoid Nigerian girls at all cost. You have a furnished apartment right? dont enter any relationship with any one of them, find one cool girl for area to help u cure konji once in a while, but dont catch feelings and keep her close, I give you 1 year from now, you will be at the top...when the devil finds it hard to bring you down, he sends a woman, a Nigerian lady

Kwankwaso is a die hard Obidient, he rarely attacks Peter Obi and doesn't campaign in Peter Obi's strongholds he is a spoiler for PDP and APC in the core North. Kwankwaso na man you be

NwaMamaIwota:
I swear I had to take bike 1k just to cross bridge from abraka

Chai...its well

NwaMamaIwota:
I swear I have my pvc my friends have theirs patiently waiting for 25th to vote Peter Obi but trust me I didn't even know that Obi had rally yesterday in Anambra yesterday.
I was busy battling with bridge head hold up to Asaba for my daily business

I just read about Obi rally here yesterday
trust me millions are like myself.
normally even if I know I won't go because I don't like crowded place but no jupiter will stop me from voting obi in February and I will make sure I deliver my ward 100% votes
opposition won't get a single vote from not only my PU but my ward.

Hahahahahaha
hihihihihi
huhuhuhu
Hehehehe
hiohiohiohio

as e dey pain you ooo
e dey sweet me baje ooo
as e dey pain you ooo
e dey sweet me baje baje
as e dey pain gan gan
e dey sweet me baje baje
Tinubu urchins oo are Drugnified oooo


Hahahahahaha nice song

That hold up yesterday was massive, what saved me was a Police convoy that I followed from Abraka junct to Onitsha

sapele914:
Mumurist, is it possible for pdp runaway Peter Obi to defeat Nyesom Wike in any election?

Wike support that structureless politically weak Judas?

Sapele goat, na your papa be Judas

See Dino black Kogi nyash like my grand mama black pot that year