₦airaland Forum

Obiebanks007:
The sweetest word have heard today...may God bless you and your family.

And you too. Blessings fall on you like rain

bewla:
On behalf of all Tinubu support Group in Nairaland we wish our fellow candidate hitch free election

And pls don't forget to buy petrol and data so you won't miss our

VICTORY and thank you speech by Jagaban on Sunday

So help us God


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OK, we dey watch

RMK my Guy make sure you sweep all the polling units in Kano...we dey your back

So elections will be conducted on 25th and results announced same 25th....cos that's the only way your headlines will be possible on the 26th


Your shame dey shame me a swear

So touching

That's amazing

If Presidency be like hiring coaches in sports, I swear many country will hire Peter Obi to coach their country...


Obi too big for Nigeria, man suppose run as US President or German Chancellor, a swear.

Edipet:
Are they people still making transaction with the old note I no dey see the old note in my area again

A swear, I no dey see old notes again o, e don disappear.

This poll fit disappear from Nairaland by tomorrow morning

One Urchin down...

Na so, every city and suburban must receive the Obidient gospel

OGA we dey your back, don't step down for any of them

Aboki99:
Peter Obi's supporters are cock-a-hoop about what they see as the highest chance of their hero winning Nigeria's presidency next Saturday.

Are their optimism and excitement factually/statistically justified?

Let's do the arithmetic.

PO's strongholds are the SE and the SS, two zones with the least number of votes!. Granted that PO can scavenge some votes in the SW, but it's crystal clear that Tinubu will carry the day in SW eventually.

In the north, the Obidients rely on pockets of votes from northern xtians. But are these enough? Not at all. Since 1999, the northern xtians have never voted along the same line as the Muslim core North. For example they have never voted for Buhari. Yet, in 2014 and 2019 Buhari was able to win signifying the political insignificance of this voting bloc to a candidate that can garner votes in the core north and other parts (Tinubu?). Similarly, PMB was able to win elections without the votes of the SE and SS in both 2014 and 2019, which also trivializes the importance of these two Obi's main strongholds in determining the ultimate presidential winner.

So, for Obi to win the presidential election, he would, as a matter of necessity, need votes from Muslim voters in the north. But does he look set to get it? The truthful but bitter answer for Obidients to accept is No with a capital N. Problem is, the Obidients want to market Obi in the day as a pan-Nigerian candidate but brandish the news of Obi's endorsement by popular pastors/Churches whose altars Obi has turned to campaign platforms. This, rightly so, confuses the average northern Muslim voter and makes them pause to ask some legitimate questions[ Imagine Buhari going to the mosques to campaigns in 2014 or even 2019, what with the reaction be like from voters in say the SE?)

Not even the votes in Plateau and Benue, two states Obidients have also placed high, convoluted hope on can do anything to offset the bloc northern muslim votes. Here, the Obidients will conveniently bring up the issue of Kwankwaso who, as they argue passionately, will magically divide these votes for them to conquer and win the race. In making this highfalutin assumptions, the Obidients forget two crucial facts: 1) the muslim northern voters are never known, throughout Nigeria's political history, to cultivate the habit of wasting their votes. The average northern voter might not have gone to school but they're the most sophisticated; 2) Despite pulling some intimidating crowds in a couple of states esp in the nroth, the truth is Kano is Kwankwaso's main sphere of influence. Even there, I can't bet a penny that he'll win a simple majority for reasons adumbrated above.

Now, my only concern is what the reaction of the Obidients will be when the bubble of their alternative reality finally bursts. I hope they'll peacefully pick up the pieces, lick their wounds, move on and say "better luck next time".

Personally, I do not see any credible candidate worthy of my votes among the current pack of wolfs, but I know for sure that this 2023 election is a contest between Tinubu and Atiku. Yet, while I know this for a fact, I also have to admit that the outcome of this contest is highly unpredictable. Tinubu has 22 APC governors behind his back, huge war chest, media control and so on. Atiku has the support of some powerful members of PMB's kitchen cabinet, considerable war chest, and some current public angst to latch onto.

If you press me hard to rate the chances of the major contenders, I'll come up with something like these:
1. Tinubu 35%
2. Atiku 34
3. Obi 20%
4. Kwankwaso 9%

May God choose the best candidate for us.

Go and sit down. Amala and ewedu analysis... You sabi something pass ANAP, and foreign political analysts telling you Obi will win. You sabi something pass OBJ, IBB, T. Y Danjuma, etc. You are quoting 2014 and 2019 elections, was there any general elections in this country in 2014? You see say Na craze dey worry you...

Midex88:
But na to win be the Koko. Incase you don't know

We are not coming to Lagos to win. We are after 40% of valid votes cast...Atiku takes 15% and ur BAT goes home with 45% that's the game plan...

All these rubbish will end by this time on Saturday...

BAT will fly back to Iragbiji and the mad men here will deactivate their accounts one by one and retire to their caves in South West

Mad people everywhere

You no longer support your BAT...it is now Atiku is cumming...cumming on top ya sister abi?

Saturday no far again...

Two things will happen this week...on Thursday Barcelona will be sent packing from the Europa League.
Saturday BAT will be sent packing from National politics.

abc115:
Bola Tinubu is the President in Waiting

Like elections will only take place in Lagos...abi

2mch:
Really! But Anambra people have what?

By this time on Saturday your madness will be over...cry me a River ...don't deactivate your account cos we gonna torment you here for eight good years

BAT dragging Lagos with Peter Obi, very sad indeed...

I will take BAT serious, if he goes to Anambra and pulls the crowd Obi is pulling in his backyard.

This is Anambra that they told you Obi will loose...


On election day even Arthur Eze, Ifeanyi Uba, Andy Uba, Soludo, all of them will even vote Obi...

Putin is just a white version of Wike, both are psychos claiming to be fighting for a useless curse....

They are boastful, claiming to be rugged, but inside them they are afraid and insecure. When jungle mature now...Putin will Chicken out like Wike.

Wike G5 (Ikpeazu, Ortom, Makinde, Ugwuanyi and Wike) don abandoned him
Putin's G5 (Russia, Belarus, Turkey, Iran and North Korea) will soon abandon him

Ihordspy, but wait o, wailing no dey tire you. It's very late to pull Obi down. I went to market just now, all man don adapt to the new naira policy, only BAT and his urchins still crying...


Nawa for u o, your own iberiberism too much a swear

NNPC is hoarding fuel because Tinubu fit begin share fuel for inside all those villages for Ekiti, Osun, Ogun, Ondo and Oyo states as money don scarce... Same way one idiot was sharing Kerosene for Abia state in 2019.

As vote buying come hard now, they may resort to fuel and Kerosene sharing...una think say una get mind pass Buhari abi?

" I belong to nobody, I belong to everybody "
- M. Buhari, 2015

People thought he was Joking especially Tinubu , El Rufai and co, for their mind Buhari belongs to them...now jungle don mature...

All man must collect woto woto, including Emefiele. As for FFK, he don run go im house. FFK just dey thank God right now, if not Na for detention he for dey hear about President Obi's victory.

Fighter2029:
Take it or leave it,this naira redesign policy was a master-class from Buhari irrespective of how you see It

When Buhari told all man during his inauguration that " I belong to nobody, I belong to everybody " they thought he was joking. No their eyes don clear

incandescentena:
BOLA TINUBU APC PCC URCHIN EXPOSED!!!

Next they will say it was a DOCTORED or PHOTOSHOPPED video/image


Sleepless night for Urchins below


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Ahuitzotl:
[color=#1986BC] I believe this submission succinctly puts an end to the debate...... If masturbation helps the ministry then self-service away, if not, then you refrain and risk your life or peace of mind getting relief elsewhere. But in and of itself, masturbation is just a harmless vocation.[/color]

Yes the debate just ended. Different Strokes for different folks...do what works for you.
I just remembered the phrase I learnt from a movie like that years ago : Let me jerk off; to take off ...sincerely while in school I used this phrase. Once I returned from night prep...I will rush to the tap with a cup and take loads of water and then rush to the bathroom and jerk off. My colleagues will immediately fall asleep, Omo, I will feel an energy from nowhere pumping into me, Na so I will read till day break...of course I normally take 2 teaspoon of nescafe coffee mid-way around 1:00 am...once I enter exam hall...Na me dey first come out. I once remembered one exam like that in my 300L, guys were still trying to figure out the answers to the questions, na so I walked up to the lecturer of that particular coursed, he was the supervisor/invigilator that day and I submitted my answer sheet. This was just 20mins into the exam. After about 2hrs, my departmental guys were entering the hostel, they told me that immediately I left, the man marked my answer sheet before them...and told announced clearly that I just got an A. He even asked anyone who cared to come and verify his claims to do so once he/she submitted his own answer sheet.


Jerking off, helped me a lot while coming up, now I bang pussies woto woto...

[quote author=Dicoomoba post=121063610]Once you hate good thing development will never propagate in ur Eastern region coz of hatred

Racoon:
"What I see is that if it were a two-way win election, the possibility of a second ballot is very possible. But let us look at it. In the South-East, as committed as the average Igbo person is, they want to vote for Obi but, there are states in the South-East that will outright vote APC...."

yeye, APC have never won any state in the South East. In South East, once we hate you, we don hate u forever... Ebonyi is controlled by PDP, same with Imo. Imo will never vote APC for imposing a Supreme court governr on them

Zarzah:
My Guy 🙌🙌🙌.

I agree with you, this past week I was down with malaria, I no even reason bleeping

Make we see am next week go be


Stay safe Bro.

One love bro

Zarzah:
Two Tight men

* One patronizes The Brothel

* The other patronizes his palm.

One thing is obvious, you and your tight man are finding it hard to get pussy.

If your tight man is the one that patronizes brothel, don't you think it's time you changed who you're rolling with. Your palm can't satisfy you forever, sooner or later you'll accompany him to the brothel

I'm not judging you, I'm just following the concept of Show me your friend, and I'll tell you who you're likely to become

If you are rolling with guys swimming in pussy, with time You're very likely to start spinning plates.

You failed to read where I said "I once followed this path many years ago"

I did that in my late teens years, I no longer do that now...if you care I drop my WhatsApp we chat...OGA this past week alone, I bleeped pussies pass you...I have proofs, I even recorded most of the girls, chats full ground...I keep saying it self-service helped me shape my future when I was in my teens.