₦airaland Forum

tensazangetsu20:
Abeg gurus I wan ask o. My girlfriends birthday is coming up soon and I offered to cook for her on that special day and I have been having second thoughts doing it. Does a man cooking for a lady make him a simp. Please help before I do something I regret

For ur mind u sabi cook abi, ok after u done cook party rice finish come impress her on her birthday, then on her next birthday she demands Calabar edikaikong, afang or nsala soup with white semovita sparkling white like snow(bear in mind that they can make weird demands from guys once they figure out u can do anything to please them)...how u want take run am. No start what you cannot finish. For the records I have never celebrated birthday for any girl before...I don date more than 10 ladies...some 2yrs, one was 5yrs etc, I can gift u stuffs on ur birthday and post u on my stories no more no less. Some of these bitches that demand expensive birthdays their papa no even celebrated their 1st birthday

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Pennywise2:
don't go there. Fcmb they deduct and clear people money. I think their staff can be deducting your money.

omo finally wahala be like Nigerian banks, anywhere u go same story

You can check up my thread here last year on my plans to sue Zenith bank. They really disgraced me last year, I will transfer money to people after business transactions and the money will hang for days. They will start calling me and abusing me...after buying things in a mall sometime in November last year, I presented my atm card to the cashier and my card failed me. I had no cash with me... I tried transfer and their app was down. Omo Zenith bank run me street wella last year. Pls I want decamp to FCMB how their services take be...any good review on FCMB I want know

Abia is the worst performing state East of the Niger...a shithole run by drunkards...

GRIMMJOE:
Keep deceiving yourself, the amount of women that will stay with you in poverty are not up to 5.

Nollywood have scatter your head.

5 Hausa women who never baff abi? Man I say let me help u and be specif... lols

One girl I sent transport money some years back when I was chairman of simps Benin City chapter, showed up today. She visited her brother in Asaba and deceided to come to my place in Benin...I just dey reason good way to punish her now, or should I let the matter slide...me I no get joy o

Good one, this G-5 dey flex life o. Thanks for Makinde and Ortom, if not the media would have termed them Igbo agenda

Tinubu will be beaten blue black at the pools exactly one month today we gonna be celebrating Obi's victory

Johnchrix:
She almost ran mad guys..the truth hurts! Note we've once done it Digitally. She claimed she was and still a virgin, very proud. I guess I cleared her doubt.

if na me, I don block her ass...the moment she said am toxic...I dont allow hoes misyarn for my dm and I dont argue with them

Ojiofor:
If he likes let him respect the agreement which the unfortunate death of Ikonne have given him the opportunity to correct the mistake.
However, whoever that will emerge as PDP candidate is going to lose the election and Ikpeazu would have destroyed that arrangement for good.Ngwa people will have him to blame in the future because it will henceforth be all zone to themselves and no more rotation.

Ayu will strike now, he will make sure Ikpeazu's preferred Canditate fails this time

Wike laughing Adeleke woto woto...

The kind laugh Wike go dey laugh Adeleke now ehn

ScamHunter:
The second person in the primaries should.

Yes Lucky Igbokwe from Umuahia...good riddance to bad Ngwa rubbish

Ebubu:
omo PDP must be unsettled
what will happen? the deputy will pick another deputy?

what says the constitution?

inside life! person wey don say 2023 na em year to become governor as PDP strong for Abia governorship,, don die for dat same year, before the date! dis life!

Lucky Igbokwe who came second at the primaries will be sworn in if PDP wins. The running mate of The Late Ikonne never featured in the primaries

madudinaobodo:
You are an evil person wishing Prof death, be rest assured that death will visit you and your family very soon.Onwu gbugi

Now that my prophecy has come to pass, be ready to die...anu ofia

1Sharon:
Didn't the red pill teach you that women have an unfair advantage again?

Nancy is being called a morally bankrupt whóre for showing her nudity on screen

But why did RMD agree to strip her naked and sexually assault her to begin with even though he's married with children? What does that make him?

Nancy has come out to say it wasn't her nakedneśs.

Has RMD come out to say it wasn't his hand touching that woman's breast?

Why didn't RMD say: "I cannot take this role, I'm a married man, I have children and fans looking up to me, I don't want them thinking this is okay, I don't want to strip a woman naked or sexually assault her"

Which one is sexual assault...dem pay her for the role abi dem no pay her? make una leave matter abeg...una shifting blames and victim mentality is too much...even when una don cashout from the deeds una go still dey claim exploited

Obi is already at the gates of Aso Rock. Thank you Lord for saving your people from urchins and mikanites, you uplifted the weak to shame the strong, the structureless to shame the structured.

My people, my people! yesterday night I saw myself in a village town hall, with faces I dont know, omo crowd dey there no be small. I was able to spot Festus Keyamo, he started shouting "stop the counting, stop the counting" another group of people on the other side joined him shouting "we no gree! stop the counting, the counting must stop " as I look very close at the second group surpporting Keyamo, I recognised Dino Melaye because of his brush shape white bia bia. I was trying to move closer to figure out what was going on...I come dey feel warm sensation down my groin region, I come open my eyes small chai, na my werey area girl sucking my fully erect big yellow gbola. I come smile and said to myself "this girl no go kill me for this sweet life" I come close my eyes trying to go back to the dream, but I no succeed. Abeg who fit help me interpret this dream

bobntu:
Oh really! So you mean the governor deliberately committed state resources into the hands of a fake contractor? Nah waah oo. So much for accountability.

When the Kogi Senator told the world that drunkards run Abia State, you thought he was joking abi

Campaigns are going on, he is no where to be found. According to Okezie Ikpeazu the old Ikonne is sick and recovering progressively. News coming to me from Aba, is that the man slumped in a public function with Ikpeazu in attendance and died in matter of minuetes later, but they are hidding it, if this is true...Ikpeazu don enter one chance as his anointed Candidate don die. Abians pls una don see the Prof Uche Ikonne anywhere since some weeks now.

Dem don dey go one by one... Atiku, Tinubu etc to follow...I no get any RIP to give my last RIP, I give am Pele...

If you are praying for a baby boy make sure you are specific...eg: "Baba God give me a baby boy like Davido...Messi...Peter Obi" etc. If God give u this one or Bobrisky...you will understand why Nigerian anthem ended with "So help me God"

Obi is already at the gates of Aso Rock...waiting for the keys to be handed over to him. We are the Landlords of Aso Rock, the new tenant we want there is Obi. We have made up our mind no going back

spy24:
Platue
Benue
Lagos
Ondo
Delta
Edo
Rivers
Akwa Ibom
Cross River
South East(5states)

Will give block votes to Obi Datti

oga where is Bayelsa and FCT in your list, update ur post before I come back, I want go pami and nkwobi joint

The Togolese criminal asking Keyamo to sue fellow criminal from Cameroun...Is God not wonderful. Anyways by 6:00pm Feb 25th they will all be history

adesola89:
Do you know Appeal court already cleared Adeleke of forgery and the judgement declared as judgment in rem which binds the whole world?
Do you aware that WAEC brought a ledger to court showing that Adeleke sat for the WAEC in 1981?
Do you know that no institution was called to defend Ekiti deputy governor of APC in Ekiti, yet she was cleared of forgery?
Please don't mislead the public with your bias report.

Abeg pity garfield1, the next thing now he will start insulting people...you know ridicle is always the last argument of a fool...he don dey call 9jahotblog a small boy already. My own is that court should fine Oyetola heavily for wasting the court's time, thereafter EFCC should go after him, he must vomit Osun people's yams him chop woto woto. Aregbesola warned him he no hear.

garfield1,ejimatic, Obaofaba etc make una come clear us base on 9jahotblog punches on una thread...are you guys running or what...wahala be like mallam...if you like spell it backwards na still mallam.

Thats how I will donate cow for APC's burial next month...insha Allah

AlphaAlex:
What do you want to do with her? Do you want to have sex or just gist ? Don’t be indecisive know what you want and go for it , stop wasting time beating your head about what to do

Ok sir...I want to pump her and move...but part of me is against breaking her heart. This girl was my provider then, she takes money from her aunty and buys biscuits, lollipops even water during break times, she helps me finish up some hard assigments. We were always together then. I dont want to break her heart, I dont want her for keeps either, I dont want to be just friends with her... I want to bleep her woto woto cos that her body, I saw yesterday is full option. I want to turn her to a bleep mate as I have other babes I want to keep for long term. I need to draw my map well and execute it to finish. Yesterday made me appreciate the gospel preached here about improving our body and dress sense. All the hard work and time I spent on my appearance paid off yesterday.

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