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I no dey share o. I will run away from this thread o [/quote]Don't run please. We might even send you something to encourage you

VickyRotex:
I no dey share ooo. I'll pass.

Haaa!! Babes, share nah!

Do u know that anytime I'm very sick somebody comes to slap me very hard at my back?
I've once seen the person,he was fair, wearing a white polo
He slapped me very hard and when I woke up, I didn't see him again but I could hear the resounding sound of the slap and the spot where it happened but I won't feel any pain

Dreyton36:
WHO'S READY FOR MY SECOND EXPERIENCE
YOUR COMMENTS WILL DECIDE IF I SHOULD DROP IT OR NOT , MEANWHILE NOBODY DON EVEN SHOW ME LOVE FOR THE LAST ONE

What motivated you to share the first experience should still motivate you to share the second one

I enjoyed your story sha! me laugh die especially that place you went to easeroom and met that guy

TLrboss:
I was giving my girl head the other day, she really enjoys that shit. So I turned her over doggy style and planted my tongue on her vjay from behind. You know at such position my nose will naturally rest on her shit hole(anus). So when the going became extremely sweet, and my nose was just on top of her anus, the next thing I heard, felt, smelt was a very nasty mess that circulated throughout my body and my brain through my nose. Jeez!

Wtf!!! this is so funny

SoccerUSA:
Right!
Big fowl

Don't mind that fowl what was he expecting when the topic was clearly crazy things partners have ever done.
As you said, he's a big fowl

Women and dick

Wow! this is massive, that's way to go. 20 days 500k

Validated:
Abegi ... which one Mr President do? With all the billions they are calling as donation, no test kits. Yet they are begging IMF for loan today, then next day, ask for debt forgiveness. Confusion!

N600 million to purchase just Dialysis machine and mobile Xray machine was over budgeted. Don't support these politicians biko

No need for the explanation just say you have cashed out
Dialysis machine costs between $7000-$10000
Lets say you bought them for $10k and you bought 6 of them, that gives us $60k which about N25 million

Too bad mehn

cruxgemmata:
Make i try.
No country. Mad people dont own cars. U dont ride a car, u drive

Lol.. No sir

Which country would you find so many Mad people using Gas to ride their cars?

JubrilBuhari:
No need telling that senseless dude even someone with common sense will know that much larger number people visit Onitsha from Asaba in daily basis not the other way round.

I just wanted him to know that I'm a witness to it. He should argue with his phone.

cmecproblem:
Wow, I didn't know that people could walk from one end to another, thought the bridge was looooong.

The bridge is long nah! As you can see, no transport so they had to treck

Nwanyiogwashi:
Why can't this people still in Onitsha? Must they enter Asaba with this madness

I was close to the bridge, those people were coming From Asaba to Onitsha

Sunshineg5:
Yes.
That won't be the first time I am engaging him.

He may as well be an impostor. Anambrarians don't behave like that.

Sunshineg5:
Yes.
That won't be the first time I am engaging him.

Lol. ok! I thought you were assuming.

Sunshineg5:
Which constitution are you talking about?

Buhari approved a ban on interstate movement since last week

So why should they come into Lagos at this time?

Or is Zamfara a local government in Lagos?

Perhaps they should have gone to your state Anambra

Why Anambra? Did he tell you he is from Anambra?

DEROX:
children of hate and wailers still hate Dangote because he is richer then all their self acclaimed audio billionaires

You this tribalistic bigot. Nairaland didn't even report news concerning palliatives compare with donations I saw in SE. It was tremendous. In the east, Men still get money dey buy green bottles, flexing daily. A post was reported here on Nairaland how you guys planned and pounced on an Igbo guy who tried to share food to neighbours around. Just imagine the hatred rate in your region.Nonsense and ingredients!

Dessy96:
I've not used it but when i want to use it I know who to ask

Ask and quote me biko

Dessy96:
Omo I've been hearing of this coconut, tiger nut and (Dante) I'm not sure of the last nut name that Omo it even works more than vuagrra

You take it when you want to get to business?

Yenefer:
Pls. Don't eat this beautiful creature, keep it as pet.

I'm sure he has not eaten today and he's bringing extra mouth to his menu

pezeji:
As a result of this lockdown, boredom became too much and I went fishing in a nearby water behind my building here in ago, Lagos State.

Fortunately I caught this little, innocent and shy animal.

It's my new pet

Planning on keeping it as pet while feeding it akpu and egus soup

MrMacinterchi1:
The message was half-expressed.
You must have understood him after I engaged him. if you claimed you did at first, well that's is good.

Since the creation of this thread, I was following every comments. First thread I followed even till now. I have read his comment days ago before I saw yours. I understood every fucking thing he typed

MrMacinterchi1:
Wise Man. go learn how to communicate effectively.

At first u said u were with ur supposed lovers on the night before her wedding - how is that possible huh? Anyone that read they would think that u were with her physically and would think that u are lying liefer.

then I asked a question - u added whatsap chat which u never indicated.

If u are making up a story to be among those wronged in a relationship, try to cook up a more believable story as an intelligent wise person u are.

Daft. lol.

The moment I read his confession, I understood what he meant. I knew he was referring to whatsapp. Learn how to comprehend someone's 'not too good expression' without him delineating more.

Donald3d:


Sometimes government talks like everybody has a private car.
Most civil servants make use of public buses.

So how should they protect themselves in the public buses, are you providing face masks for them ?
I understand the economy and the country needs to keep moving forward, but it has to be done the right way.

The government and NCDC keeps giving people advise on washing their hands, I doubt they have ever spoken about people boosting their immune systems(I may be wrong)...If they have at all, its not been done well enough.Boosting your immune system should be preached as frequently as they tell people to wash their hands . !!

They said from grade 14 and above. Those calibre of workers should have official cars attached to their offices

haiti007:
no wonder a governor in the north made his daughter the head of the lockdown taskforce, so that they can both enjoy their loots.

Hehehehehe....So funny

tomdon:
Then this has truly boomeranged
If he's the index case, did the virus fly on him from another state or the real index case has transmitted it to many others

Nice question

mustmust:
As long as its not reported its not there. If any one presents symptoms NCDC will be call to do the needful

No mind that clown. What's the need of testing when it's not in the state yet? like it would fly from other state to the "yet to be gotten state."

haiti007:
Really?
Even in a sensitive time like this, all our leaders do is to loot.
Well, the virus itself is coming for them sequentially.

Mehn! I was dumbfounded. The NCDC Cross River branch was pained that Covid-19 money is not in circulation in the state hence the desperation the record first case.