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Why is he dancing like siofra ?

wiseone28:
Are you sure you are in Akwa ibom or Ondo?

I'm in Akwa Ibom...

faceland:
I wish I can find a dog eater. I have a big dog I want dead (would be nice to not waste the meat).

It left for two days and when it came back it is a different dog from inside (like it is possessed or unfamiliar, acting like a stranger and wouldn't enter where it freely enters before). I am not superstitious but that dog freaked me out.

Fat and tall dog, enough flesh.

Can you send it down to Akwa Ibom state for me?

Where is Obembet?

TarOrfeeek:
Rather than make a fool of yourself.

Better you mislead everyone by acting dumb.

1X2 in any gambling platform = outcome of match after 90 mins.

There is 1x2 for world cup winner, don't be stupid...

TarOrfeeek:
There is no soccer market 1x2 that covers overtime and penalty.

A football/soccer match ends in 90mins

Everything after is ET or Penalty and they are almost a different aspect of the contest.

You don't know anything about the soccer market boy, you will sit and learn before you talk... Drake played Argentina to win the world cup... Not full-time win...

Tokotaya:
So some men still do this rubbish in buses in Lagos? The lady suppose sound am. The thing go just flat straight. Nonsense.

What if she was enjoying it?

Brainmytool:
Price?

1.3k

Black Oud...

Can last on your cloth even after wash...

Boss, I would like to learn a skill from you please.

pachigo001:
Akwa ibom have many lazy and jobless people

Please who is this dumb foolish useless demented idiot?

You are very stupid for saying such.

obembet:
CR7 remain the greatest player of all time.

I Love you

Then we have one certain God of football called LIONEL ANDRES CUCCITTINI MESSI

To curtail over speeding...

emorse:
My money is on Morocco Vs Croatia

Sell your house, car, land, sell everything you have and stake it. It's a sure win

Mumu

That's how my friends iPhone was locked without any reason, OP this is the truth you just stated, we actually do not own anything digital or technology wise.

Even house sef, government may decide one day to demolish it to build roads, markets, refineries..

Maybe the only thing we own are shoes, clothes, plates and other household stuffs..

Bitter truth..

chatinent:
Everything to learn is on YouTube bro. You just need to search.

Yah I know bro, I have videos I bought, I have PDFs and books as well as YouTube, Twitter and other learning platforms but na laptop de hold me.
I no de use better phone too.

chatinent:
Omo, make we dey see as 2023 go bi.

I wish I also had those skills you have. I don tire to the jump bus upandan.

Kings44:
If there is strong love, the should have forgive her

Are you a man?

Pictures or Idonbilivit...


On a second thought, if this is true and I was in your position, if I put am back make thunder fire me. For this hard times, Oluwa come bless me join I come looseguard like that...

Never.

I will take it, praise and thank God for providing, pay tithe from it, give the needy then the rest for me.

One thing I learnt about Peter Obi supporters is that they really love Nigeria and wish her well.

They are glamoring for a better Nigeria.

It's Peter Obi Nigerians want, so be it..

I will tell you what I always tell other Simps...

All women are red flags.

So just keep her for your pleasure sake, cut off every ties with her but keep her as a fvck mate, anytime you are Hot, call her up and bang her, never give her a dime. Just bang her on a steady till she realizes on her own that you got nothing for her and leaves...

Women are meant to be used...

virginprincess:
I just hope it's a skit.

Sorry, it's not.
This thing called marriage favours women more, I no even see wetin men dey gain inside.

Op, you be mumu ahswearugad.

Curious345:
Oga naija na war zone .. If you want to insert yourself into the aleady existing battle, then I and you can gladly open our own front .

Stop wish thinking you can bully a buffalo

Ok fine

Curious345:
Hahahahahaha.. my vawulence is plenty oooo..

And I don't think you can match me.. end who?

You think am Reno monkey?

Just be careful. It's a warning. You don't know people and you just come on here and insult them.

Things of this world is just beyond your comprehension.
Be careful, I won't tell you again.

Some of my colleagues will never be this lenient with you.

Curious345:
you could get a ban if I report you now

You should really be careful who you talk to on this forum.
I could find you and end you.

Curious345:
you don't borrow to feed you fuul

Who is this old stupid foolish demented useless pig?
Are you stupid? Don't you know how to talk to people? If you want to be very unfortunate in your life, insult me again you useless pig...

People will just come on nairaland and insult people they can't talk to face to face...

God punish you fool...

Please how did you borrow them? I need to borrow too before I die of hunger.

Shame on Nigerian girls

Facidio:
Don't blame them,... Such infrastructures are strange to them . So seeing them for the first time in Thier region... You won't blame them if they celebrate such....

That's definitely true...

joshuaidibia:
Okay. Sorry Sir. But at least try watch the documentary. Have a nice day boss

Nothing about the documentary....
I have watched it countless times...