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Their grand children should come and buy it. Nonsense!

philip0906:
Lol... as silly as it sounds, I paid a visit to Benin city where a guy who passed the night in the crib where I stayed, after a one night stand with this babe, packaged 1 derica of rice inside nylon as thanks for coming. I was shell shocked

The hunger in the land is something else

I derica

Sometimes, such technical errors are done by the lots of you. That was how my brother's old temporary voter's card signified female as his gender.

We have been praying.....
We have been writing r.i.p since when yansh dey back..
We have been lamenting..
We have cried. ..
We have protest.. But

Nobody have taken any steps to amend all that is wrong with this country. politician or citizen,old or young, rich or poor, we have done nothing.

Your prayers, R.i.p, laments, protest and thought on social media is only valid until the next tragedy. I bet many people have forgotten about Leah Sharibu in the custody of the terrorists group Boko Haram.

Words are not working, we need to start acting

sars brutality, herdsmen killing, terrorism in the north, suicidal cases, kidnapping, accidents, preventive deaths, plateu killings, tanker explosion and who knows what next if all we do is to come online and type r.i.p.

"We (youths) are the leaders of tomorrow" they say, but hear me, tomorrow is not next month or next year or when you are 50, tomorrow is already here, it is today and we can't change tomorrow if we do not change today first.

So get up! Use your brain and let's make a difference together. Nigeria cannot be saved by one man.

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FortifiedCity:
Yesterday I made a comment https://www.nairaland.com/4588360/otedola-bridge-lagos-tanker-explosion#68911801about how I and my family are supernaturally excused from disasters and can never die via a mishap, and I got the highest mentions since I joined this forum with people saying a whole lot. This is what I believe and it's working for me

We might/might not be age mates but we are definitely not grace mates. Grace speaks for me


My condolences to the bereaved

So you came back for more likes and mentions right

When they are ready to reduce the price of data plans to as low as 200 naira for 2gb monthly then i will know they are working.

This telecommunication company's have already raked in millions if not billions of dollars providing service in Nigeria. Perhaps, it's time we start collecting back.

R.i.p my man

For all those who will start saying they can't pronounce his name and shit like that, it is pronounce x.x.x -Ten-ta-sion

Young blood gone too soon.

This picture just gave me hope. I now don know say na hunger dey make person lepa.

Buy her a gift of what she likes or have always wanted and in the middle of the night when both of you are alone in the bed enjoying the quiet of the night and the soothing breeze that send chills to the bone give her the gift.

Girls /women tends to listen perfectly when they are not thinking about their social networking life or gossiping with a fellow neighbor or friend.

Calmly speak to her about the way you feel of the treatment she gives your daughter while romancing her hair and how you want her to amend.

If this shit above doesn't work then let me know.

Ok, now that we have known the next victim of 3rd mainland bridge water we should take steps to restrain him b4 we hear another tragedy.

Seriously i am tired of all this frequent occurring deaths, terrorism, robbery, fights and corruption.i don't think i can stomach anymore tragic news. Hell, i don't feel safe walking the streets and i find solace only inside my house and which by the way is not bulletproof. Damn!

There was a country...

There was a party in a country there was

All this descendant of lai Mohammed with dere fake fake news.

Ok. My voters card still dey my hands sha..

They were tension among all the Nigerian players at the opening of the first half.

They were afraid to tackle messi - - if you treat a man as a god then he becomes a god to you.

Moses should go star in any movie named falling man

Ighalo is inexperience. As a matter of fact all the Nigerian squad with the coach included are inexperience, lacks passion, will and confidence.

Argentina winning was inevitable when kelechi iheanacho failed to capitalize a beautiful chance in the first half. An experience player would have score in both iheanacho and Ighalo shoes.

Nigerian mentality of playing football in a tough situation or important competition is to just shoot shots anywhere belle face.

Finally, in order to play well you must be able to think fast, screen through ideas, process and execute in mere seconds. That's why smartness is the foundation of greatness. I rest my case.

Contest for the head of turtle ninjas

Someone should ask That mumu emeka1101 abi na Emeka666 from hell (Ghana) Fire if he has been everywhere in Ghana to know what type of slums exist there.

Lala and snake are like

This is the handwork of chukwugozie

Things people do to trend shaaa

Na like this dey sweet for bed .... You can control them to any position.

kennygee:
I'm here for the dude in the third picture, not the one she is kissing.

He is too expensive for you. You can't afford him.

How can someone looking so happy and fulfilled, despair and commit suicide? on a second thought, perhaps it's the apc change mantle that's taking its toll among us. This is Nigeria Almost Everybody Be Criminal, Anybody Can Change.

He probably will look like Wizkid in this picture only. There is only one Wizkid so he should go be his furcking self