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Hello Narialanders,

I created this topic to counter a similar thread where this question was directed to the ladies in the house.

Clearly, we live in a country where the possibility of a lady approaching you is as impossible as finding a coin in an occean. Regardless, many of us have probably been approached by a lady before either at home (Nigeria) or abroad.

So, what's the first thing you check or would check in a lady's physical appearance when she approaches you?

What are those physical qualities /criteria you would take a glimpse at?

Lol. Only those who have tasted the sweet abode of the Chinese puzzies will understand this man, they have one of the tightest puna ever. Well, most of the Chinese men are known for their carrot deeks.

Chinese women are not familiar with the sensation of a big deek but once it's inserted inside them.... Gbooom!! They will be bringing Tofu to your house everyday just to get kpansh.

Unto thee o lord may you lift up his soul.

OneKinGuy:
Story for the gods, gaming all the way. We the phone spoil we go buy another one. We no dy anybody, nobody dy rush us, na money we dy rush.

Ao far, wetin be ur name for pubg

Wow!! Catching up with all those food posted made my mouth watery.

Yam things

BigSarah:



Who do we blame?
Buhari? , Apc?
No!
We blame every adult that voted in 2015 general elections, I'm glad I'm old enough to get my pvc, I'm gonna use it whether the vote counts or not .


Meanwhile,
Help this undergraduate Stay in business, check signature for more info

How old are you again?

The only thing all dis bbnaija housemates know how to do is share photos. No inspiring thoughts, no encouraging ideas, no foresight, no ideas and definitely little or no purpose. The same can be said about most of our celebrities.

Touching!! But the Indian did no way specify or clarify your nationality being Nigerian as the reason he sudden bade you goodbye. Besides, some kind of idealistic jobs are country sensitive and requires professional who share the same geography.

Just my opinion.

breadplanets:
That corn flour tells me you are in Nigeria. pls what's that your address again

Lol, na naija i dey na. Currently living in Lagos / lekki phase 1

2, chocolate cookie with coconut candy topping / if this one melt for your mouth you no go gree brush teeth for 2 days

I am here to tempt your stomach

1. Simple pizzetto - goes with diced Sausage, olives, pork or any other topping of your choice. You can use it to hold belle b4 food done

2, chocolate cookie with coconut candy topping / if this one melt for your mouth you no go gree brush teeth for 2 days

Crostata double variant

Chocolate cake / contains alcohol / liquor

You will be surprise how your female friends keep visiting you after they taste this

adontcare:
are u me?

Yes but without the "A"

Torta - Italian recipe.

Apple pie yummy

Cocoa/cacao cake for breakfast

Na so... Flex on

Game of Thrones

Choi

A true nollywood legend. Rest on!

Alert = make onar use style check seven years back up till now either some levels change for onar life abi na still square 1 onar still dey

Whatever you want or have to do, do it now before its too late. Don't pave room for regret because your tomorrow starts from today. #peace

That ogun state wey expo centers dey run like pure water sellers .. Na dem dem. if you knw, you knw.

I don't care..... I DON'T BLOODY CARE i refuse to bother or entertain this political bruhaha from any selfish, self centered political bigot this week.

Thank God no life was lost. Though preventive steps should be taken to avoid future occurrence not only in the building but the neighboring buildings.

A stitch in time saves nine

Only dangote noodles generation will not know the veterans in those pictures above

Wicked people comment upstairs shaaa.... Taking everything for granted

okerekeikpo:
I know you for Egbeda o

The Egbeda for your dream abi

ThatIjawBoy:
oga keep quite so why is he not a Senate in the U. S, why Nigerian

Your sense dey there. Exactly what came to my mind.

I am more concerned about the freshness of that ass

Serves the oyinbo man right and will definitely serve the Nigerian lady who will contact it right.

The way all this oyinbo majestically destroy all this Nigerian girls puna with different styles enh will shock you, many prefer to have their way without condom. They see our women (olosho or not) as Things they can use anyhow as they please.

P.s = i live in the island and have many of them as neighbors.

Nice write up.

As a lagosian, if you want to go through the day and return home with your valuables, especially your Phone still tucked in your pocket, you must adhere to the continuous weight and check principle.

1.Always measure the weight of your pocket with your legs.

2. Swing your hands by your pocket as you walk, sit in a bus/car or run to always confirm if your phone or wallet is still intact. This is easy since ( Arm swinging ) is a natural motion we experience when we walk.