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nitigriti:
Sorry to disappoint you, but half nude ladies don't move me. I can give several instances of when I carried them. They don't move me one bit

bro.

There is difference between being moved, and acting on what you see. There are girls and there are girls. I have the types of girls I like. Not all girls I see on a normal day will attract me. Not all half nude ladies I carry will move me. But I will never lie and say NONE of my riders has ever moved me with their accent, perfume or looks.

Alvin007:
I’ve never been a fan of your antics and words...but this piece right here is great. You nailed it. Keep it up! Cheers!

I have a very likable personality but I twist it to keep people away from me. For instance, I never meant to charge anyone for information but saying I will charge for info has reduced the messages Bombarding my inbox it's all fun to me but I have my limits which the next man may not understand and them not understanding, is the beauty of anonymity.

6k more and I'll complete my 120k this week.

45k from offline trips

On Thursday, I went home by 4pm and continued by 1pm Friday.

pooozeee:
This Thead has been corrupted by the uneducated people we have in this group and also by the immature young individuals

There is no immature young individual here. Everyone has a unique trait and I bet you, most of your own comments are deemed immature. So are mine and everyone's else. It's what makes it interesting. Its what makes everyone want to come back to view the thread. What I think I saw mature may seem immature to others and vice versa.

I personally use this thread to enjoy myself while waiting for request. Everything posted on this thread happens. They are all experiences we face. Things typed on this thread by some are the same things that will run through the mind of every male who has a hot female in his car. Our reactions are just different but telling me you do not get moved by the half nude ladies you carry daily, you are a liar.

Bottom line is everyone posting here know why they do so even if it doesn't make sense to the next person. Freestyle to all. No time for pretenders

377:
the Anti crime patrol team of Maroko Police Station in Lagos state led by the Divisional Police Officer, CSP Isah Abdulmajid, were on crime prevention patrol when they came across one Ogadinma Ikeagu, crying for help. He narrated that his Toyota Corolla saloon car, with registration number KJA 69 FE, had just been snatched by two passengers he picked at the African Shrine.

The DPO took the driver in his patrol vehicle and they drove in the same direction taken by the thieves while escaping with the car. Fortunately for the distressed Uber Driver, the Police team was able to intercept the car within Victoria Island.

Although one of the thieves escaped, the team arrested Olalekan who resides at no.14 Shomorin street, Ifako Gbagada. He was immediately searched and two wooden prototypes of berratta pistols were recovered from him.

On interrogation, he confessed to have committed the crime.

Source: https://www.mediahelm.com.ng/2019/01/man-attempting-to-steal-uber-car.html

The police was able to intercept the car within Victoria Island according to this brazen bulls hit story so how did the second guy escape from police?

Awon Oni ro oshi.

GAZZUZZ:
so how u come know say no be wetin police talk?

from the story of how the police said car was snatched and they gave hot chase.

If car was snatched as police talk, how did the second guy escape? Because if car was snatched both guys will be inside, abi?

GAZZUZZ:
unna arrange citizens arrest?

my rider came out after the driver reversed. I dropped my rider at Jakande and flew back to ajose to see what happened but they were gone by the time I came back. There were two Diamond bank night security officers that witnessEd the stuff as well

As driver was explaining the above, one of the guys started faking a call. This was the guy that escaped. While the other one kept saying that the driver was taking them to an unknown destination. The one on the fake call was still pacing back and forth. Mediator Now asked them for what happened. See ramblings. This other one that was arrested was standing beside me. Mediator asks driver to move his car away from the road. And then the driver asked the arrested one to remove their stuff from the car. He went and brought out a black poly bag. The driver was standing behind him and was mouthing a whisper to me "Na gun dey inside". I looked at the bag an saw a shape of gun but wasn't sure. The guy on fake call was walking away slowly. Driver now asked the guy to open the poly bag, at this point, the guy on fake call took off and ran. This other guy also took off and ran across the road. The driver and the other man trying to mediate started shouting "thief" "ole" while chasing the guy with poly bag. The guy on fake call already disappeared. The mediator was left to chase the guy and driver returned to his car and reversed towards them. This other fool ran straight into security guys for the night club on ajose and that was how he was apprehended.

Police no do nothing except to come and pick him up.

I was parked waiting for my rider and a corolla grinded to a halt right in the middle of the road. The 3 doors opened. Drivers door and the Two right doors and I was hearing arguments. I minded my own business but I was over hearing the driver screaming and asking why his car should be shut off in motion. He was asking for his money. That the guys must pay. A man that earlier cane to withdraw from ATM accosted them and started asking what happened. That was when I came down from mY car and walked towards them.

The driver picked them up from the mainland and they said they were coming to Eko hotel. He got suspicious of them when both of them started quarreling and arguing inside his car. They now asked him to stop on 3rd mainland bridge that they wanted to pee. Driver refused. Driver said at that point he started driving on high speed and like a mad man. He got them to Eko hotel and without coming down from the car, they asked him to take them back to the mainland. Driver refused citing that it was late for him to go back to the mainland and demanded payment for their trip. They asked him to drive to Gtbank. He did. They rejected the Gtbank he took them to and demanded he takes them to the Gtbank on the expressway. Driver said such does not exist. They insisted and he changed direction. Which made the guy sitting in front to switch his car off in motion.

That was how they got to ajose.

377:
The Lagos state police command have arrested Ogundoju Olalekan pictured above for attempting to steal the car of an Uber driver in the Maroko axis of the state.

A statement from the state police command's spokesperson, Chike Oti, says the Anti crime patrol team of Maroko Police Station in Lagos state led by the Divisional Police Officer, CSP Isah Abdulmajid, were on crime prevention patrol when they came across one Ogadinma Ikeagu, crying for help. He narrated that his Toyota Corolla saloon car, with registration number KJA 69 FE, had just been snatched by two passengers he picked at the African Shrine.

The DPO took the driver in his patrol vehicle and they drove in the same direction taken by the thieves while escaping with the car. Fortunately for the distressed Uber Driver, the Police team was able to intercept the car within Victoria Island.

Although one of the thieves escaped, the team arrested Olalekan who resides at no.14 Shomorin street, Ifako Gbagada. He was immediately searched and two wooden prototypes of berratta pistols were recovered from him.

On interrogation, he confessed to have committed the crime.

Source: https://www.mediahelm.com.ng/2019/01/man-attempting-to-steal-uber-car.html

The car was not snatched. It was all due to the drivers diligence. Police done add pepper to this story

This is exactly where it happened. Ajose adeogun Wednesday night, in front of Diamond bank. I was parked just after Diamond bank waiting for this rider

brogxy:
So what's your own version?

brb

Niiade:
https://www.nairaland.com/4986101/passengers-snatch-uber-car-fake

lmao. Police can lie. I was there

Lmao. That's not how it happened. I was there

It happened on ajose adeogun



I was parked waiting for my rider and a corolla grinded to a halt right in the middle of the road. The 3 doors opened. Drivers door and the Two right doors and I was hearing arguments. I minded my own business but I was over hearing the driver screaming and asking why his car should be shut off in motion. He was asking for his money. That the guys must pay. A man that earlier cane to withdraw from ATM accosted them and started asking what happened. That was when I came down from mY car and walked towards them.

The driver picked them up from the mainland and they said they were coming to Eko hotel. He got suspicious of them when both of them started quarreling and arguing inside his car. They now asked him to stop on 3rd mainland bridge that they wanted to pee. Driver refused. Driver said at that point he started driving on high speed and like a mad man. He got them to Eko hotel and without coming down from the car, they asked him to take them back to the mainland. Driver refused citing that it was late for him to go back to the mainland and demanded payment for their trip. They asked him to drive to Gtbank. He did. They rejected the Gtbank he took them to and demanded he takes them to the Gtbank on the expressway. Driver said such does not exist. They insisted and he changed direction. Which made the guy sitting in front to switch his car off in motion.

That was how they got to ajose.

As driver was explaining the above, one of the guys started faking a call. This was the guy that escaped. While the other one kept saying that the driver was taking them to an unknown destination. The one on the fake call was still pacing back and forth. Mediator Now asked them for what happened. See ramblings. This other one that was arrested was standing beside me. Mediator asks driver to move his car away from the road. And then the driver asked the arrested one to remove their stuff from the car. He went and brought out a black poly bag. The driver was standing behind him and was mouthing a whisper to me "Na gun dey inside". I looked at the bag an saw a shape of gun but wasn't sure. The guy on fake call was walking away slowly. Driver now asked the guy to open the poly bag, at this point, the guy on fake call took off and ran. This other guy also took off and ran across the road. The driver and the other man trying to mediate started shouting "thief" "ole" while chasing the guy with poly bag. The guy on fake call already disappeared. The mediator was left to chase the guy and driver returned to his car and reversed towards them. This other fool ran straight into security guys for the night club on ajose and that was how he was apprehended.

Police no do nothing except to come and pick him up.

from the story of how the police said car was snatched and they gave hot chase.

If car was snatched as police talk, how did the second guy escape? Because if car was snatched both guys will be inside, abi


The police was able to intercept the car within Victoria Island according to this brazen bulls hit story so how did the second guy escape from police?

Awon Oni ro oshi.

dinowest:
I have a 2001 clean sienna. I need a responsible driver to make use of it and deliver 35k weekly. The AC is not OK at the moment and it requires 1 extra seat to be fixed at the back seat.

The requirements are:

(1.) 2 guarantors
(2.) The car must be in clean state at all times without scratch

I can be reached on 08077888465

In this Lagos?

BillGoldberg:
Something just happened now and am in civia pains again.

I took this barney from Lekki to somewhere in Ikeja. All throughout the journey, I couldn't concentrate because this girls shape, perfume and gait was killing me. Just look at the backside in the picture! Whooooooo......

This girl was so soft looking. She has this thing about her that says... Please Fvck me badly... I need you inside me. She was also very soft spoken and applied wet lips.

I wanted to bite her lips as she spoke. I just wanted to rush in without warning and start kissing her. But as usual, I remembered that Uber has my details and maintained my cool.

At a time, something was telling me to change destination to Lekki conservation forest where I will be alone with her and watch animals. Maybe... Something happens from there.

We continued the journey. As we got close to her street, I couldn't control myself again and I decided to shoot my shot. I told her boldly that I liked her and would love to marry her. I asked for her number and The girl said am a crazy man and rebuffed me.

Las Las, she told me to end the trip that she will trek the rest. She also said she will report me to Uber. That am sexually harrassing her and highly unprofessional.

I decided to snap this picture as she was leaving for evidence and future uses. Evidence incase Uber asks me why I decided to toast her. I will simply forward this pic to the Uber manager and ask him... If its him, won't he try his luck... Am serious. See shape... See height... See Waist... See Colour.. Abeg... This girl set Jare. I will even insist she dressed seductively and Uber has a strong policy against seducing drivers.

Again, am also keeping this picture for future uses when am Alone.

Brothers, was I wrong in shooting my shot?

One condom could have prevented this.

Alvin007:
You wan eavesdrop how your babe dey moan? Bruv...na to end trip, collect money..go offline..and storm the house too.

storm the house abi scatter the damn house

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fulfilled2016:
Thanks so much, I'll have to be on the sidelines and be patient, since profitability has declined for me to have to put up with headaches again.

What more can I say? When you said you've lost more than you've gained. I'll withhold my decision until things (probably fares) get better.

yeah. Climb Gazzuzz's wall of Jericho.

Naija must not hear that people are making money from something, everybody go chook head. Ahn Ahn make una dey sidelines Abeg. Someone cannot post earnings in peace

dru23:
If the objective is for the driver to constantly make more than the owner.. Unfortunately the driver is in the wrong line of work.

Hmm. Wanted to disagree until I saw "constantly". Some weeks are better than some for some drivers. Some weeks they make more than the owner depending on how they work. It's wrong for a driver not to remit complete rental for a week that wasn't so good for him that he didn't make up to the amount he is paying the owner, because on weeks he over makes money, he doesn't add to what he pays. If you are not adding, do not subtract.

It's up to the drivers

julietromeo:
What's happening this year. Nobody is mentioning security deposit again. Dru23 hope u collected security deposit from romeo3. I'm surprised u could give him ur car to drive again after the first incident. And I'm most surprised that the guy is still on rental after claiming to be one of the best drivers for 3 years now. To succeed in this business no be by gragra.

see as you quickly clear your name.

shollywendy1:
Of course, it works especially on mainland (ikeja).but not all hotels.

trust me, I'll visit every hotel in Lagos to know which of them dey give kick backs.

lexylexy:
Chairman abeg, which hotel is that biko?

inbox me. I no wan cast am here before everybody go line up there

We sabi over Do

motemi111:
Dear nairalanders, I am ashamed to type this but I have to put that shame behind me and seek for help here using my main account because of my kids and people not to see it as a scam. I have been in financial crises since july last year when I lost my job and all effort to get a new job isn't working. I have nothing to feed my family with as things are so tough that I have turned it to fasting and praying and I break with anything I can lay my hand on in the evening, the worst of it all and what really made me create this post is that my landlord is giving me till 12noon on Saturday 26th to pay up the rent or pack out of his property as I am owing him. Pls good people, come to my aid and assist with whatever you can and I will forever be greatful. Thanks and God bless.
First bank acct no- 2009570317.
My mobile no- 08060900735

So since July, shame has been catching you until just 2 days to eviction?

Continue

I didn't know that drivers who bring customers to a hotel collect kickbacks. I just collected free 5k.

Fossil:
Bro your guy @fahrenz is coming for you o.lol

why? Found it very funny cos I've done something similar.

Mynd44:
The cap to signify he is still for a particular candidate.

The newspaper so doubters will know the date is real.

The name of the newspaper so you know who he rolls with.

is this a MOD?

brogxy:
It depends on certain periods. I have been placed on queue several times while out of the airport zone even after driving to Ikeja bridge.
So the figures you see on queue don't really mean they are in the airport.

whether you are in the airport, Ikeja bridge, or anywhere you like, as long as you are on that queue, your next requests cones from the Airport or areas around there EG Naf base

Fostercat:
Dropped a rider at the airport on Saturday evening. I saw 25-50 uber X ahead of you. I just laff. I turn my staring before I reach Maryland I just hit a trip to eko hotel.

Why will 50 drivers be waiting at airport at one same time?

they don't have sense. When I call them lazy they will want to cut my head. Next thing they will shout no request up an down and be looking for 10k weekly rental

GAZZUZZ:
MUS47FN. KMHDU46D77U191132

I could add a name and address if you want

oh shit_

Avoid excuses this week.

Happy New week