₦airaland Forum

Funny story from a news media loosing relevance daily

GEJ will win and APC will form a parrallel government in Sambisa

Missy89:
And this nonsense made the Front page?

Really NL?

Seun are you sleeping?

I will be your shrink for 1 hour free of charge, tell me what happened to your Val yesterday that you ve got such a big hatred for good news

asadike:
Pls what will I ever use to thk this our gallant officers? Chai! My heart goes out to u guys. Some people are really brave. Thks so much my brave and gallant men. I love u all.

try givig them what every lady gives as thank you gift when she is very greatful, plz do it behind closed doors because NL kids might be watching

kITATITA:
IF you see alcohol on the table, it's probably because it is an APC socio-political event, it is not Buhari's daughters on Valentine dates. It is not a Muslim event and not GMB event.

I need ifeann here to give us an unbiased explanation about Islam women and alchol

Church bangles can never protect you against spiritual attacks

I will even slit their throats if you give me knife to do it. Gallant soilders kill them all

mdbissalla:
can you try to see the glass cup in their front?

can you clearly see the content of the cups?

is d content same wit wat is in d bottle?

pls, open your eyes more & more to see...

I think you don't even understand the meaning of Haram, alcoholic drinks are not supposed to be on that table.

Why do all these media houses refuse to asteriks that pastor word when giving it to Criminals. SMH

The guy on briefs looks like Fashola and why is that girl exposing her boobs but tying a long wrapper

AIZubair:
Nigerians should be thankful to have a man of OBJ's status who keeps blowing open every possible evil machination of this present government. Even if that is the last good he will do for Nigeria, we should appreciate it. We hardly hear from the likes of IBB and co even at a critical phase the country is going through. OBJ's open discontentment is definitely an additional positive stimulus keeping this non-challant leadership a little bit on its toes. As much as many would be quick to castigate his personality, we should take a pause and ask ourselves why the past heads of state are not being outspoken enough in the face of all these national turmoil.

how old are you? When last did you study your history, OBJ government was the worst democracy we witnessed, it seems APshits are the real problem of Nigeria

I can clearly see an alcoholic drink on the table, please remind me about Islam and alcoholic drink

Who takes an old senile dictator serious, OBJ sholud be in jail for what Nigerians went through for the sham elections he supervised throughout the country

The story should read * APC engagaes MEND and BokoHaram as private security guards*

I'm not comfortable keeping my money with some1 that will always remind me that my money is *less than one million naira*

jaybee3:
Hi All,

It's with great sadness to report that DJ has passed on. We received the information late this evening but couldn't get through to any of his family members to find out timeline of events.

We understand this wasn't the news any of us wanted as our hopes was kept alive by the possibility of God's intervention.

We are comforted with the fact that DJ was a true fighter who fought the deadly disease with all he had left in him. We do know he is now in a much better place

We appreciate this is a very trying period for all concerned so we plead that we allow the family grief in private.

We will continue to support them with prayers and update you guys as of when we receive new information

Regards

TeHN

DJDOLA, How you fought this ailment gallantly, you were strong and you never gave up. RIP and we will meet soon in heaven and I promise you we will experience this same joy and love we get here on Nairaland

aresa:
Elomba is another ibo tabloid and gossip website...

continue to sterotype things while youe mates are growing

baybeeboi:
I know say Fashola na thief.
But which one be elomba.com again?
All this sources

if you don't know elombah.com, then I think you read Nation newspaper and. Listen to radio continental and lest I forget you also use a Consat satellite decoder

prettyjo:
but am funny unless you have not listened to my joke

I think your clasroom looks funnier than your joke

kolonigga:
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Instead of you criticizing the government, u are talking rubbish. i pity u

Do you know that NA are the quartermaster for BH, when NA are not ready to fight because of saboteurs in thieir midst and ethnic and religeous sentiments then there will be problems.

I'm watching some APC rats here to know if they are part of the recruits. N/B berrem has changed her moniker to UrenaNkoli, all NL documents remain active

The truth is APC are the only problem we have in Nigeria

Either you are her maga or you are ugly or you are doing child abuse to her

I hope he is not a member of APC because that is their stock in trade

These old man should continue marketing his book and allow us to elect our own president. He is stil one of the problem of Nigeria

Mimienudles:
Don't shout it loud please

how can a young lady like you be so blinded with tribalism, I think you need to check your life and lest I forget try to demand for a good cream from your bf this Val because your skin has diffrent colour.

What is NL turning into, why can't they cover the face of the child? I think this page need to be yanked off or blurred to protect the identiy of the child

pendy79:
You mean your generation selling okrika along the rail at ikeja along.

Dont I have boys here eating the puzzy of his beautiful wife here in Madrid, no one needs his shoes when he has other good things he left for the boys to enjoy.

We are passing turns you know, na Fani kayode this week, mine will be upper.

Your father will make a good gateman at the mission house in Spain, will talk to her about him when we are in relaxed mood, azzlicker.

rants of a mere chest beater

kaybiel2u:
the igbos like money pass their life. so dy dnt cnsida marriage as their no1 priority

my landlord is a yoruba man and he demands for rent after I've paid for that year MAYBE because he doesn't like money

pendy79:
APC can't hold its rally in Okrika because the First Lady have directed her Police Force that she pays out of her meager salary not to give the APC and its gubernatorial Candidate security clearance.

And when the security clearance is given mistakenly, she makes a day to the planned rally the day she wants to see her lovely people hence there must be blockade and huge security personnel deploy for her need.

Its only a matter of time, She forgot how her husband got to the seat and foolishly thinks he will be there forever, where is Turai Yar-Adua today?

Edwin Clark who couldn't join the protest that brought his brother to power, is now threatening hell if the same brother he couldn't die for on protest ground loses the same power on his own cowardly and clueless inadequacies.

Nigeria is bigger and better off without these clowns and nothing will happen if he is booted out, Asari, Tompolo and Edwin clark wont do jack.

Ojukwu made worst noise, but Nigeria still prevailed till date

Your generation and all your village generation are not worthy to dust Ojukwu shoes

Mtschewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

phlamesG:
hey bae u luk beautiful can we get 2 knw each other beta?

that's a guy, he lives in my street except you want to do gay tins