₦airaland Forum

*I remember very well in school they lied to us that Human's basic needs are food, shelter, clothing,...*
*Only to grow up and discover that sex is part of it.*
Quote from Mugabe

#Fact
Do u know that the length of your d***k on duty is equivalent to the length of your foot.

#Fact
Do u know that the length of your d***k on duty is equivalent to the length of your foot.

Liverpool team is like a G-string.

At the front they are covered but at back, they are quite exposed

By : *Robert Mugabe just before his resignation*

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aieromon:
Congrats. Do you guys still use the basement hall?

Before we use auditorium.
But the last 3 set and d one of this year is at indoor sport hall at sport complex

Pharm (Dr) AKAHOME PASCAL was shortlisted as one of the 12 finalists in Africa and the one representing Nigeria in the GoGettaz $100,000 entrepreneur prize hosted by Kweśe.

The idea he presented is a novel pharmaceutical intervention to manage HIV in Nigeria.

Please let's make the pharmacy profession and Nigeria proud by making this a reality..

Please go to win.kwese.com, search for his name and share on FB and twitter. That's a vote.

Let's do this guy's.

Please Rebc

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Glory to God on the just concluded pharmacy induction held on the 14th of November 2017 at the great university of Benin City.
Congratulations to all the latest pharmacist in town.
Below are some of the pictures of the great event.

chubbyz:
chai I couldn't stop laffing....

abeg try stop oo

Diamondville:
loud chewing, thumb sucking, lips sucking, tongue biting/sucking

misophonia is the name of ur condition

Palmslight:
Cc: Lalasticlala

Apama Wetin u dey find for nairaland

Hilarious photo of a man pulling a FRSC Officer is making rounds the internet. I never knew you can civilian can arrest the officer of the law.
It was a funny scene in Abakaliki, Ebonyi state, social media sources wrote — as an angry man dragged a Federal Road Safety Commission (FRSC) Officer by his pants for allegedly causing an accident while demanding for bribe.

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Narldon:
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Parkinson's disease (PD) is a long-term degenerative disorder of the central nervous system that mainly affects the motor system.

The symptoms generally come on slowly over time. Early in the disease, the most obvious are shaking, rigidity, slowness of movement, and difficulty with walking. Thinking and behavioral problems may also occur. Dementia becomes common in the advanced stages of the disease. Depression and anxiety are also common occurring in more than a third of people with PD.

Other symptoms include sensory, sleep, and emotional problems. The main motor symptoms are collectively called "parkinsonism", or a "parkinsonian syndrome".

The cause of Parkinson's disease is generally unknown, but believed to involve both genetic and environmental factors. Those with a family member affected are more likely to get the disease themselves.

There is also an increased risk in people exposed to certain pesticides and among those who have had prior head injuries while there is a reduced risk in tobacco smokers and those who drink coffee or tea.

The motor symptoms of the disease result from the death of cells in the substantia nigra, a region of the midbrain. This results in not enough dopamine in these areas. The reason for this cell death is poorly understood, but involves the build-up of proteins into Lewy bodies in the neurons.

Diagnosis of typical cases is mainly based on symptoms, with tests such as neuroimaging being used to rule out other diseases.

There is no cure for Parkinson's disease.

Initial treatment is typically with the antiparkinson medication L-DOPA (levodopa), with dopamine agonists being used once levodopa becomes less effective. As the disease progresses and neurons continue to be lost, these medications become less effective while at the same time they produce a complication marked by involuntary writhing movements.

Diet and some forms of rehabilitation have shown some effectiveness at improving symptoms.

Surgery to place microelectrodes for deep brain stimulation has been used to reduce motor symptoms in severe cases where drugs are ineffective.

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Are u a pharmacist or doctor? ?

Sabrina18:
The possibility of contracting it from your girlfriend is low, that's if you know the kind of girl you are dating.

what of the prostitute herself?? Isnt she someone's girlfriend..
But some girls can be so stingy with their V sha. So what do u now expect the boyfriend to do?

OP there is opportunity at fedral republic of biafra

NECO releases June/July SSCE results



The National Examinations Council (NECO) on Thursday released the results of the 2017 June/July Senior Secondary School Certificate Examination (SSCE) with Ekiti state emerging top in students’ performance with 85 per cent of its students scoring five credits and above including Mathematics and English.

Edo and Bayelsa States came second and third with 84.61 per cent and 84.52 per cent respectively.

NECO disclosed that 276 schools were involved in mass cheating in 34 states while six schools have been derecognized for examination malpractices.

At least 23 supervisors that aided malpractices were also blacklisted.

Kebbi top the chart in examination malpractice cases with 8,124 candidates involved in such acts while Bauchi and Borno states followed with 5,458 and 3,980 respectively.

Announcing the release of the results in Minna, Niger State, the Registrar/Chief Executive of NECO, Prof. Charles Uwakwe, said 745,053 out of 1,051,472 candidates (70.85 per cent) got five credits and above including English Language and Mathematics.

Uwakwe said 903,690 candidates got credit and above in English language, 849,335 in General Mathematics, 561,437 in Economics and 599,093 in Biology.

He added that the 2017 result showed 1.11 per cent improvement in candidates’ performance compared to 2016 results.








Congratulations guys.
Cc Fynestboi
Cc lalasticalala

Danielmoore:
If I back you jazz now they will say I am wicked

lol

quintybabe:
No, you can't

y did u say so??

justbonny:
5 Ways A Mentor Can Help You Achieve Career Success.

By Bonny Adetunji Temitayo

Achieving career success depends on your dedication, skills set, and how well you position yourself for your ideal job along with how well you relate with your boss and colleagues. Having a great mentor can also accelerate your career success because they will give you knowledge on how to go about it as opposed to "flying blind".
A mentor is someone who is more experienced than you are in a specific area in which you seek guidance. It could also be someone you look up to maybe because they hold a position you would like to hold someday or how they conduct their job.
So what is the importance of a mentor in your career success?
1.You learn from their lessons
As a beginner, you probably have a lot of difficulties you have to face. This is where a mentor comes in because they are experienced, they help prepare you for those challenges and guide you on how to navigate them.
A mentor will help you by showing you the ropes of the industry for example if you are in the sales industry a good mentor would give you techniques that work.
They are in a better position to guide you because they have been there. They can also help you avoid making mistakes that can delay your career success because they probably made similar mistakes and picked up lessons from them.
2. They will help you make important decisions
There will come a time when you will have to make an important but difficult decision and having a great mentor will help make a better judgment of the situation. Because they are able to look at the situation objectively, they will be in a better position to give you unbiased advice as well as experience based guidance in the situation.
3.They will hold you accountable.
One way to ensure you achieve career success is by sharing your dreams with someone else. A mentor will help you come up with a career plan and ensure you stick to it by constantly checking in on you.
This will make you accountable which would mean that you will work harder at it because you have someone to hold you accountable if you don’t.
4.They will put your career on the fast track
Having a mentor will help fast track your career if you choose one carefully. If you have a mentor who is a manager or CEO, they will guide you through their career experience and bring you closer to where they are career-wise. A mentor will also guide you through networking activities while also sharing and or introducing you to their networks which are very likely to open new doors for you.
5.They will help you improve your skills
Because they have been in the industry for long, they know what works and what skills will grow your career.
Your mentor will help you by guiding you on the skills you need to acquire to progress in your career.
Tips to help you maintain a good relationship with your mentor
1.Honor your commitment
It is important for you to respect the fact that your mentor may have taken up on extra duty mentoring you hence the need to honor the time they set aside for you.
That means that for example if you agree to meet at a certain time ensure you are there by then or if you have to reply to messages, do so in a timely manner. Avoid wasting any of your mentor’s time as it would only strain your relationship.
2.Expect support, not miracles
This is very important to remember. Your mentor is there to guide you and offer you support but they cannot fix your problems for you.
They will offer feedback on certain things but they will not do all the work for you.
3. Be teachable
In order for you to learn from your mentor, you need to be teachable. This means you need to be willing to learn new things and change your way of thinking. Take constructive criticism into consideration and work on the issues brought up.
Your relationship with your mentor can grow into a mutually beneficial networking one. You never know whom you might meet courtesy of your mentor and how that can better your career.

Thank you.

na wetin dey the topic be this?? U need

Wait oo op u go tell me say u be virgin

Sell your skills?? What of olosho job op

quintybabe:
Am fine and you

can i know u better quinty??

Op u wan spoil nairalamd market shey

EmeeNaka:
The level of poverty in Kogi state can make any wretched man to do that.

take this

quintybabe:
Am fine and you

cool. Happy Sunday

quintybabe:
My favourite country musician RIP to him!

whats up quinty