dailies and mentlegen. good day. e Don tey small. phone issues. dis Xmas get as e be sha

cc150615:


Nice...
A lot of ppl will disagree with the bolded tho, myself inclusive probably...enjoy it while your sojourn lasts sha
And you probably assumed vaguely that I'm in Eko.

pH mk over brain jare.

amicable is always here. jumps out.

TheRealAdonye:
These are the categories we have so far. They've been consolidated with Last year's.
What should be added? What should be added?

Let's make our contributions. We have until the 18th.
On the morning of the 19th, the thread would be locked and we'll proceed to the Awards proper.

Thanks.

1. Thread Creator of the year: Award for the Person with the most number of sensible job threads
2. Most Helpful Joblander: Award for the Person who shares past questions most
3. Sense maker of the year: An Award for the Person with most number of informed comments on the job section
4. Funniest Joblander: Person whose comments bring smile to your face despite Unemployment/ Under Employment
5. Gate crasher of the year: Someone who has gatecrashed a lot of tests this year or someone whose gatecrashing experience paid off
6. Funniest Moniker (Male and Female): The people whose monikers elicit at least a Chuckle regardless of the state of your job hunt
7. Most Secretive Joblander: These set of people always like to take information without giving. We know at least one. If you don't know, then you're probably one of them.
8. Most Motivational Joblander: This person always has a way of motivating job seekers, helping them keep their hopes alive and encouraging them to keep trying because there's light at the end of the tunnel.
9. Most Inquisitive Joblander: This person will even ask you the content of a regret mail.
10. Most friendly (Male and Female): He/ She is down to earth and always very courteous to both known and unknown posters even in the face of provocation
11. Most Active/ Always Online Award: The most frequent user in the section. Someone you will always find in one thread or the other in the section
12. Most Handsome/ Most Beautiful: If working in a world class company was by who fine pass, this person would be the CEO. To be nominated, you have to have a profile picture that would be up for the duration of this awards.
13. Mr Casanova: This is the woman wrapper award. This would go to that poster who seizes every opportunity to chat up the ladies in the section.
14. Miss Dainty: The female user who seems to attract the most attention from the guys.
15. Most Connected: That poster who seems to be aware of job vacancies even before the positions become officially vacant and only posts confirmed vacancies
16. Legend Of the Seeker Job Section: That poster who opened an account before the Nairaland tsunami and has carved a niche for himself/herself in the section.
17. Webster Of the year: The poster with the best use of words, grammar, style, poetry e.t.c
19. Best newcomer: Someone who became active in the section in the year 2015 and has made an impact within that time
20. Most Popular (Male and Female): Everybody knows them. People want to be them. Their mentions are perpetually on fire.
21. Poster of the year: Overall Baddo of the Job Section. This person has excelled in most categories above.
22. Thread of the year: The thread that made everybody take notice. Even if the job no concern you, you still dey put eye. The Chatroom is exempted from nomination
23. Genius of the year: SHL? GMAT? Dragnet? None fazes this Joblander.
24. The All-Knowing: The job lander who knows practically every job lander
25. Most controversial: The poster who stirs up different emotions in the minds of those on the thread.
26. Most anxious: The poster who always wants to know the status of different applications
27. Job Searcher of d year: He/She is on every thread looking for an opportunity to make their dream come true.
28. The Ideal Candidate: Someone whose personality based on NL activity you will like to have on board if you own an organisation.
29. Couple of the year: Self Explanatory.

I love dis.

Estharfabian:
Hehehehehehehe

That's the best sef! staying at home!

Happy belated birthday...

tanks dear

dis kind bday experience sha. e funny o. and estharfabian thinks she's d only one DAT stays at home on her day..

andela hv started sending links for test. jux got d mail. d link will come later so dey said

so today has come

amicable09:

Dave my paddy, I'm good o, the success story is loading 65% ...lol. I just don't understand why recruitment in this country is not backed by a high sense of urgency, if they have not made a simple process last as long as two weeks they won't conclude it *frowns. Two weeks of course is the shortest I've seen so far...

My diary update - the help part happened last month sha, I've removed the coy from my 'hopeful' list...lol

How are you really? Have you indicated interest in that stuff?

jobberman na super story o

chiheal:
U ar absolutely right so Whc ar u? Sanpleg?

spot on dear

cc150615:


If u have something to say about them say it...sth tangible
Ppl have gotten lots of jobs true them, some ppl still got a good banking job tru dem recently ...Ppl dt I know

nothing to say o. I ain't doubting deir legitimacy but it seems dey can't offer me wat am looking for for now

cc150615:
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chiheal:
My dear it can b devastating even for us melchor most times. Like getting pple to do stuff n wntin everytin to b perfect Whc nearly Neva happens except am dealing wit a mel-chlor or mel-phlag. Am even quite amused dt u find us charming cos only he who wears d Shoe knows WHR it hurt

trust me I do. its wat even draws me to DAT character. ur lot HV strength in areas I struggle and weak In areas I excel. together we mk a nice team. watching u guys rave or sulk is quite fun ya know.but only d patient n kindhearted combined can stand it. its not for dose with short fuses. lol

chiheal:
u ar right abt d way we calm down. My bf tells me to shut up whenever am getting tensed n we laugh it off

life ain't boring with ya type if one can cope with deir wahala. and trust me. their polar opposites are d best bet.

jamean has come again. hilarious. d list is endless sha

tollyB:
Lol It's true though, every girl has her ideal marriage age..But We ended up growing up..ironically, I talked about marriage tonight.. lol

lemme look it up. u dey find Mr perfect o. I fit most of d criteria sha.

tollyB:
Lol It's true though, every girl has her ideal marriage age..But We ended up growing up..ironically, I talked about marriage tonight.. lol

lemme look it up. u dey find Mr perfect o. I fit most of d criteria sha.

tollyB:
Thank you faith.
How. are you doing?

m gud gud. d part where u said ur ideal marriage age b4 has pass is funny

chiheal:
A mel-chlor. She wakes up happy and full wit life n energy. She sees a butterfly helpless n almost dead n suddenly her eyes ar full with tears.
She gets to d bus park n she refuses to pay #10 increase Whc was placed by d driver. She finally gets her way wit d driver n kept d #10. less Dan 5kms away sees a begging disable n gives him #200. She gets to d office n is smiling wit everyone n BT CNT stand any one delaying her plans to meet her target. D pens are well arranged n every file appropriately filed she helps a client a little too much because of d cute child. She gets home n expects everything to b in d its place else she becomes immediately tensed n sad. She makes dinner n he didn't eat or didnt compliment her meal. Next she is thinking maybe he doesn't like my food anymore n blurts out her feeling n he apologies d next she doesn't feel like seeing or speaking to anyone until her work is dn. She watches movies n cry half d way. You break up wit her n she doesn't care n tells u she is happy to kiss ur sorry ass gudbye n a month or 2 mnths later she is calling u asking to know wat she did wrong n argues wit u abt hw it wasn't her fault BT urs. Wen she loves n is convinced dt u love her; she publicise it every chance she gets; fights to defend her love for u to who ever think she shudn't love u.
DTS d life of a mel-chor

love Melchor ladies. dunno y.

chiheal:
A mel-chlor. She wakes up happy and full wit life n energy. She sees a butterfly helpless n almost dead n suddenly her eyes ar full with tears.
She gets to d bus park n she refuses to pay #10 increase Whc was placed by d driver. She finally gets her way wit d driver n kept d #10. less Dan 5kms away sees a begging disable n gives him #200. She gets to d office n is smiling wit everyone n BT CNT stand any one delaying her plans to meet her target. D pens are well arranged n every file appropriately filed she helps a client a little too much because of d cute child. She gets home n expects everything to b in d its place else she becomes immediately tensed n sad. She makes dinner n he didn't eat or didnt compliment her meal. Next she is thinking maybe he doesn't like my food anymore n blurts out her feeling n he apologies d next she doesn't feel like seeing or speaking to anyone until her work is dn. She watches movies n cry half d way. You break up wit her n she doesn't care n tells u she is happy to kiss ur sorry ass gudbye n a month or 2 mnths later she is calling u asking to know wat she did wrong n argues wit u abt hw it wasn't her fault BT urs. Wen she loves n is convinced dt u love her; she publicise it every chance she gets; fights to defend her love for u to who ever think she shudn't love u.
DTS d life of a mel-chor

love Melchor ladies. dunno y.

nice diary tollyb

Esthar Fabian will not kill me with laff. would really really love to chat with u one on one. maybe we can transfer some craze to each other. on a side note my neighbours are speaking deir language and am like. wth are dey saying. at tyms its like dey re jux shouting in front of a standing fan. u guys know how it sounds ryt.

ksstroud:


This dude don finish engineering maths tired.... Shuuuuu how you take burst my moniker like that.... I just flip those pages ni o... Nothing much.... If my Oga even catch this phone with me, I'm gone...; D

who no sabi ka stroud

ksstroud:


This dude don finish engineering maths tired.... Shuuuuu how you take burst my moniker like that.... I just flip those pages ni o... Nothing much.... If my Oga even catch this phone with me, I'm gone...; D

who no sabi ka stroud

ksstroud:


Tell him that we know....even as he stays for Lekki...; D

lol. na u know o not me..

Jarus:

I can't say that on NL.

hehehe

stolid:


Many are trying to elope, but you want to come back.. ain't life an irony!

Concerning your question anyway, I think you should just target multinationals in Nigeria for now. You'll be coming in as an experienced personnel, and many multinationals should be willing to fund itinerary expenses as you attend their interviews.

no place like home dude. when those who wanna elope do, they ll still find out soon. plus his course will mk him stand out in Naija here.

Lero15:
add am yaself

I Don add am since

Lero15:
add am yaself

I Don add am since. double up