bmdmix15:
N d chair is for wat?

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Emergency

richeeyo:
Who did this to us in Africa
Someone constructed a road with government money (our money)
And his been praised as if he used his money
Thats after hyper inflating the price

By 2040 Nigeria would be like America in 1970

Come to Benin, over the past six years this current president has been in power and has constructed countless hundreds of kilometers roads, I've never seen nor heard him commissioning any of the roads, ones the road is completed it gets open to everyone.

richeeyo:
Who did this to us in Africa
Someone constructed a road with government money (our money)
And his been praised as if he used his money
Thats after hyper inflating the price

By 2040 Nigeria would be like America in 1970

Thank God am not the only one thinking this.

When

This man is not less than 35 years old, I can bet my two ball and my yam.

Those trucks has been packed there for long see bushes around it.

All man for himself

Who is foolishing who??

Antoeni:
So painful�
After 15years in marriage, a man discovered that the mother in-law
Is the mother of his wife.

Bro how far na u dey whin me ni, you know how many times I had to read this.

Between this guy and Nnamdi Kanu who really deserves to be to going through the torture they dss are giving to Kanu? Just a harmless question.

chatinent:
Ironically, these are all what the Nigerian police are doing.


The Nigerian Police will arrest you because you look like you will have money in three years time.


The Nigerian police will arrest you because your papers are complete. “You wan show us you know the law baa? Take him to station. By the time we get there, you'll explain how you knew the law when you aren't a lawyer.”

The NPF will arrest you because a big man tipped them and told them he would like your girlfriend to be his. They will arrest you and charge you with illegal possession of girlfriends.

The NPF will arrest you for being silent and neutral as to why you allowed a robber to rob your nextdoor neighbour without killing one. “You have the right to remain silent because anything you say or do will be used against you in the court of law” is their favourite singsong even when you didn't say anything.


The NPF will arrest you for wearing singlet and strolling to buy bread at night. “You are under arrest for improper dressing. You dey find person daughter to rape baa?”

The NPF will arrest you for trying to save an accident victim about dying. “You are under arrest for killing this man unless you want to explain why everybody run commot here and na only you remain.”

The NPF will arrest you when you are doing your jogging exercise in the morning. They will say it is only the wicked that runs when nothing is pursuing them.



The NPF will arrest you for buying a car as a young man like me.
P: what do you do for a living?
Me: I'm a content writer.
P: na dem. Yahoo contents baa?
Me: no, sir. I write contents and get paid.
P: that's what I am saying na. You can write contents on Yahoo right?
Me: On Yahoo mails,yes, but not on fraud nor do I defraud.
P: it's the same thing.
P2: let me see your phone.
Me: why sir?
P: (slap gbas gbos) why abi? Na so una go dey theive upandan. Who get this car?
Me: (mid-tears) Sir...sir, that's my car.
P2: wetin dey this boy phone so? Wetin bi Upwork? Wetin bi Office? Oh na HK office una don dey use abi?
Me: Oga, that's Microsoft Word. This thing you guys are doing is wrong. I am a hardworking citizen. I am not a con artist. Perhaps, the police is supposed to be our friend.
P: my friend, shut up, I am not your friend, my friend. Ok, you are not a writer again na artist now? Constable arrest him.

...and when I try to resist arrest for my right, I receive slaps from the left and uppercuts. When I don't give in, my dear killer pulls a trigger from yonder. In the morning, you'll hear my headline: “It was a sad day for one Constable Abdul Adekunle Emeka, posted to the joint TF, Lagos, when a cultist, who is also a yahoo boy drove past the base and tried killing the policeman. Unfortunately, our brave inspector saw him in time and neutralised him...”

Commissioner of police will now give en talk ontop matter. Buhari will now talk..abi read Garba’s speech on the matter and encourage the NPF for fighting corruption and tell the EFCC to keep on with the investigation of the car I left behind. Two weeks later, EFCC will find two new AK-49 with live ammunition in it. The car will be confiscated. Next tomorrow, one oga son will repaint my black car to white and be using it to visit brothels and trade coco peacefully. When he passes check-points, he receive hailing and “show us love” from the loutish policemen not searching his car.



The NPF is not your friend.

Know this and have peace. By the way, I am available for research writing services that will pass Turnitin.

Just on Thursday 25th November 2021, I was driving towards Bagagry round about, a man waved at me for a lift, less than 30sec police van double crossed me, checked my papers and everything was correct, next thing was " who is this man with you? Officer I don't know him, he's going my way and I decided to give him a lift,. Next thing" good Samaritan, you are still coming with us" what is my offense officer, "why should you give a lift to someone you don't know that's an offence secondly you are using your car to carry passengers and you are collecting money from them too.. Ah!!... The rest I wouldn't like to narrate.

Patrioticman007:
The future of justice in Nigeria is bright.

Stop deceiving yourself, this is just a storm in a tea cup.

OneNigerianist:
There would have been a coup if a non Fulani was in charge doing this rubbish.

Tey tey, no b today.

Peaceful rest legend.
Just wondering, are they musicians from the north aside MI.

See small Cuppy oo

Protect themselves against who?

Ihe nka o rice

Am not in a hurry

If this man were a pastor or coming from the east, the whole security operatives would have descended not just on him but on his entire race, tribe, village, affiliate his children born and unborn and so on.

Na hustling no be ransom money

They should be granted amnesty as well

In less than 2 months oo. Graduates no get value,

inderhappy:
Mmmm.... Young man pls what do you do for a living again?

How much is a salon car you know. Na poverty dey people like you reason this way. I no insult you oo

Spread your yash make she judge we can help you here as well

Bad governance is everywhere. Basic human rights no longer rights but privilege is this side of the globe

Thank God for your life, now take to your heels if you haven't done so

Imagine having someone like as the president

Swine na swine, throw pebble to am, na same result

They don upgrade

Gabbriell:


You mean they should label an entire ethnic group as terrorists?. Do you know the implications at all.
See the youths we have in this country...if them put you for government office...shey na the kind mayhem wey u go the cause be this?.

So when they labeled the entire Igbos as ipob and further tagged them terrorists where you?

Yet still they've not been labeled as terrorist. Ipbo never do anything, python dance followed

Na celebrity billing