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The cause of the accident has not bin determined as at the time of this report

Beesluv:
Knowing the actual number can even give a guy cardiac arrest

Wetin u wan use actual number do sef

Why do ladies tell these lies self

Na so dem go chop ur sister too or wife to be

Last Rule : Do unto others what u want to be done to u

Am tired of girls saying they were introduced to sex through rape or they have only slept with one guy

Which number is ur own

2014 CONVOCATION CEREMONIES
The University community, general public, parents,
guardians and in particular the 2013/2014
graduating students are hereby informed that the
2013/2014 Convocation Ceremonies have been
scheduled as follows:
Friday, April 24, 2015
Pre-Convocation News Conference Addressed by
the Vice-Chancellor
Time: 10.00a.m
Venue: Senate Chamber
Friday, April 24, 2015
Convocation Rehearsal I
Time: 5.00p.m
Venue: Multipurpose Hall
Monday, April 27, 2015
Convocation Lecture
Guest Lecturer: Professor Peter Okebukola
Lecture Title: “Taking Advantage of a Depressing
Nigerian Economy to Accelerate Socio-Economic
Development”
Chairman: Mr. Hakeem Belo-Osagie
Time: 3.00p.m
Venue: Main Auditorium
Monday, April 27, 2015 Convocation Rehearsal II
Time: 5.30p.m
Venue: Multipurpose Hall
Monday, April 27, 2015
Arrival of the Chancellor on Campus & Reception
in his honour
Time: 7.00p.m
Venue: Chancellor's Lodge
CONVOCATION DAY I
Tuesday, April 28, 2015 (A) Congregation for
Installation of the Chancellor, award of First
Degree, Diplomas, Certificates and the
announcement of prize winners for graduating
students of Faculties of: Arts, Education,
Environmental Sciences, Science, Social Sciences
Time: 10.00a.m
Venue: Multipurpose Hall, University of Lagos
(B) Unilag Alumni Edutainment Fiesta
Time: 5.00p.m
Venue: Main Auditorium
CONVOCATION DAY II
Wednesday, April 29, 2015 (A) Congregation for
the award of First Degree, Diplomas, Certificates
and the announcement of prize winners of the
College of Medicine, Faculties of: Basic Medical
Sciences, Dental Sciences, Clinical Sciences,
Business Administration, Engineering, Law,
Pharmacy, Distance Learning Institute
Time: 10.00a.m
Venue: Multipurpose Hall, University of Lagos
(B) Alumni Reception
Time: 6.00p.m
Venue: Guest House
CONVOCATION DAY III
Thursday, April 30, 2015 (a) Congregation for
Conferment of Higher Degrees of the School of
Postgraduate Studies, Conferment of Honorary
Doctorate Degree and Emeriti Professorship,
Time: 10.00a.m
Venue: Multipurpose Hall, University of Lagos
(b) Convocation Play
Time: 5.00p.m
Venue: Main Auditorium
Monday, April 27-Thursday, April 30, 2015
Exhibition of works across the University
Time: 10.00a.m – 5.00p.m
Venue: Main Auditorium Foyer & J.P. Clark Center
INVITATION CARDS FOR GRADUATING STUDENTS
Each graduating student is entitled to two
invitation cards. The invitation cards and
complete set of academic outfit made up of gown,
hood, cap and scroll would be available for
collection on presentation of receipt/teller for
payment at the College/School/Faculty/Institute
as appropriate, Convocation Brochure and
Academic outfit are to be collected at the various
locations earlier mentioned.
The Vice Chancellor, Professor Rahamon Ade
Bello, FAEng, congratulates all graduating
students on behalf of the entire University
community. The students are hereby assured that
certificates will be ready for collection
immediately after each ceremony upon the
presentation of ALL necessary clearance.
Wishing you all blissful ceremonies.
Dr. (Mrs.) Taiwo F. Ipaye, MNIM
Registrar and Secretary to the Governing Council

An Igbo man mistakenly sent 2 million naira
to a wrong account number via Mobile
Money Transfer.
He thought of what to do so as to stop the
person from withdrawing the money and
he came up with
this: He sent a message to the person's
phone saying. "Hello Dark and Worthy
Initiate, I hope u are
ok. I believe u have received the money I
sent to
u? It's for your initiation into
the Eternal
Mystical
Order Of Glorious Satanism in the Ogboni
Fraternity
scheduled to take place tomorrow's
midnight
12am. That money is only for your transport.
I'll
send you more for your shopping. There are
riches
awaiting you in this Kingdom. Two weeks
after the
initiation, a family member very close to your
heart
will die in a mysterious circumstance and
another
2 weeks later the next person close to your
heart
again will die too, these deaths will unlock
your
ticket to wealth, ability to fly at night to any
part of
the world, change into all kinds of animal to
deliver
your various assignments. Remember to
come with
a syringe and needle for drawing your
blood every
20 minutes. Please remember that you must
not
come a minute late nor a minute earlier
because
the Viceroy of Satan will be there himself to
officiate the ceremony. Thanks in advance.
But in
case you are not ready to join, please send
back
the money otherwise you will die in the next
24hrs". .......5 minutes later he got an sms
saying, wow, pls send another 2 million
naira my friend is also interested....
The Igbo Man Fainted.

I fit use that 8 self-service sef

Which one do you have and which one do you wish to have??

Congratulations to Prospective Corp Members that have received their Call Up No and Mobilized for the NYSC 2015 Batch A Service Year.

Here are the list of things that you will need for the 3weeks NYSC Orientation Camp.....

1. Original Call up letter with @least 10 Photocopies (pls don't laminate it ooooo).
2. School I D card with @least 10 Photocopies.
3. Notification of Result with @least 10 Photocopies.
4. 30 Passport photograph.
5. Writing materials e.g pen and Jotter for lectures.
6. White Round necked T shirt(a tleast 3).
7. White short (at least 3).
8. Plain white sneakers/tennis shoes (at least 1),
9. White socks (at least 3 pairs).
10. Mosquito treated net.
11. Basic drugs like panadol, paracetamol, etc (may not be too necessary because it will be available at the NYSC clinic).
12. Padlocks
13. Waist pouch (waist bag)
14. Beverages/provisions
15. Dettol, bath soap & Detergents (if you don't wanna spend for washing)
16.Towel & face towel
17. A pair of slippers
18. Bedsheets
19. Flashlight (Torchlight phone will help)
20. Food flask, bowl and cup
21. Sunglasses.
22. Extra phone batteries and charger
23. Cash from N20,000 upward ( if you want to enjoy Maami Market).
24. Disposable pants and Sanitary Pads (for ladies only). Etc.
25. Cd

Wish You A joyful and favourable posting.