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ronald4lif:
Many of them doesn't seem to be connected to women though.

That number 5 can't be true. I always count my money after every ATM withdrawals and I don't have trust issues.

Haaahaaahaaaaa, if you'd trust the machine ( technology) you won't count.

Ok

I don't understand its like they mixed the text with chinese.

dollyjoy:
Crush on them?Godforbid


some of them if not all act and behave so childishly.

Yes and I can point finger and mention names.

1. The little opportunity given to a monkey
to wear cloths, does not guarantee it to join the dinning table.

2. Girls are like mangoes, while you are
waiting for them to be ripe, others are
eating them with salt.

3. Whoever presents his own head to break
coconut would not be able to partake in the eating of it.

4. A man who hangs around a beautiful girl without saying a word ends up fetching water for guests at her wedding.

5. A man who counts his money after
withdrawing from the ATM has trust issues.

6. If something that was going to chop off
your head only knocked off your cap, you
should be grateful.

7. When a girl has beauty without Brains,
the Private parts suffer the most.

8. Having a Female as a Best friend is like
having Chicken for a pet, You will eat it
some day.

9. The wolf on the hill is not as hungry as
the wolf climbing the hill.

10. Never let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent & kick them out.

11. Life goes on, Even if you don't want it to.

12. Drinking garri doesn't mean you're poor but allowing it to swell before drinking is poverty.

13. The buttocks are like a married couple
though there is constant friction between
them, they will still love and live together.
Which number is your favorite?

Thinking.......*which girl get nyansh ooo*

Please does anyone knows a good local herb that enhance sexual performance?


I want to be great not good in bed.

This guy don take 3 tablets instead of 2 again.

jonaifame22:
Wonderful,marvelous are the works of your hands oh lord,great is thy name!

LWKM weyrey.

ronald4lif:
Too big and shapeless. Not appealing.

Too big ? Is not like you'll carry it on your shoulder. Its hers to carry up and down.

I will surely sleep well

lilzcee:
whats ur problem

I don't have one, do you?

Twaci:
Frankly, any woman good in the kitchen can cook soup with N500 (excluding garri, semo etc), but how would u folks feel if we place a meatless/fishless soup before you?

You don't understand? Oya here's d breakdown;

Ogbono 1 cup should be 180 or so - N360 (2 cups)

Bitterleaf - N50

Red oil - N60

Maggi - N30

Pepper - N40

Crayfish - N100

Stockfish - N200

Fresh fish - N300

Meat - N300

See where I am going? I never buy garri oh

Abi na management soup u been dey find?

2cups Na tradition wedding we wan do? And maggi 30naira haba!!!! Maggi 10naira is OK na its 4pieces.

You mentioned stock fish,crayfish and fresh fish come add meat again? How the soup aroma go be self? 3different fishes?

Gay ni

1500 ogbono soup? Na one month soup?

healthyarena:
Have you asked her why she never wants to have the sex talk? You should discuss your fears with her and ask her if she has aborted before! If you stay in the relationship without knowing the things you should know, those things will keep haunting you!

PS: That guy may or may not be right! she's In the best position to tell you what went down!

I've tried so many times, she'd disregard it.

scfg:
Your friend could be lying.... I don't trust him.
Why not confront your girl?

He is not he has no reason to, he has nothing to gain. He doesn't even know about our relationship.

dollyjoy:
definetly an offence.it's morally wrong.

Yeah the boy hormones are beyond his control.

I remember those years, we no dey pursue sheep na human being.

I don't think raping a sheep is an offence , someone should open the constitution.

ayokellany:
Silly decision yeah but the dude does not have to pay for her mistakes, in fact the guy stayed with her years back without sex, that alone is enough reason she as no moral justification to demand a no sex till marriage relationship from this particular guy. She can only demand that from does that never had the expectation to cherish that moment on their wedding night.

Exactly, this will be the 2nd time if I adhere to her no-sex. I won't be fooled twice.

MrCork:
^^^^looookat this unemploy homebase loookin nigeria mechanic talk in to me....am I on your level?...edddddiot not!

Ok alayebaje you are right.

lalasticlala:
If he enjoys it, go ahead and give him to lick...

Lwkm epic!!!!
Wow lala posts.

MrCork:

Oponu how va?

eightsin:
fvck d shii outtta her... but the question is.. how many u fit do inside?

Be it once or twice atleast its better than none

amokeme:
from all your comments, seems you just want to have sex with her yeah?? Like it's some kinda right... I don't know why guys are complicated and they ll say we ladies are. This is a very simple thing, it's her body and her decision( which by the way she has everything right to it) and if you are not ok with her decision, c'mon, there are ALOT of girls you can have sex with, so what is the big deal or why exactly is the reason for this thread?


And oh, you could tell her since its a no sex relationship, it's also gonna be a no money/gift giving relationship. Cause that seems to be the only weapon yiu guys have against women that says no to sex before marriage

What guy doesn't want sex? Because I made my intention known, now I'm the bad guy?

naijathings:
she kissed you... is that supposed to be a consolation prize ?
the office was too small?

style plenty naw...

she could have stood up, put one leg on the chair and bent for you to hit it from behind

or u sit and she sit facing u so u can press bo0bs and kiss while she ridea to sambisa on your bike

or u put her back on the table and put her legs on ur shoulder and hit it nicely

or u carry her and place her back on the wall while her legs are in your arms

or she just bend and rest on the table while u hit it from the back

or she touch her toes while u hit it from behind gently

na wah oh..

there are over 25 neat styles an experienced bad guy can do with just table and chair space...

or u were looking for a football field space?

Yoy should be arrested!

jonaifame22:
Ain't nothing on earth will make me agree to a no sex relationship,I dey mad? when I can jus give one fresh ashewo jus five hundred, I go fvck one round, one yeye gal go come dey chop my money still come dey form no sex for me, hmmmm my dicck sef no go forgive me if I try am!

Weyrey! LWKM