These are what were revealed to me So Bash not the Anointed one.

1.Nairaland founder real identity will be reveal. 

2. A popular mod will disappoint many nairalanders by not pushing their snake threads to promise land.

3. alBHAGDADI shall convert to Islam.

4. makydebbie she'll lose her Vcard for the 3rd time.

5. Lefulefu will become a Rev father and deactivate his NL account.

6. The flat headed & Afonja E-warriors will gang up to fight the Hausas.

7. NwaAmaikpe will remain that effing troll and will be more popular than myd44. 

8. Airforce1 threads will hit 20000 views and 15000 posts yet none of it will make FP.

9. An always online NLder goes by the name Dollyjoy will be less active on NL this year because of her wedding preparations.

10. A Nlder Sinaj will have numerous BF's to choose from this year but none of them will impress her at the end.  

11. Tonsin2much shall finally decode  Estharfabian maths profile to extract her digits but he'll find out she gave the line to her 7years old sister already ( which kind life be this) 

12. A pretty Nlder will engage in stupidity post to dethrone mamagee3 but she'll fail. 

13. Sensible topic master Explorers will be giving an offer as a mod but he'll insist on buying shares from NL owner which will lead to 2years Ban.

14. Berlyn1 many years wish to meet lala will be granted this year. 

15. I see terrible things. Other sections will decline as Romance will gain more weight. 

16  A pretty and busty badaoyeyemi will emerge the winner of Miss Nairaland 2017 2018.

Please Only the anointed ones should add their prophecies  

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Thank you!

number 13 is hillarious

This is the closest to being a prophecy compared to what I've been reading

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Hmmm

falconey:
16 is no more possible don't you think?

With God all things are possible

*spreads her mat*

Lol

ubunja:
number 13 is hillarious

Explorers ......

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Lmao!!


But wait o! That number 1, Una no sabi who get nl

Zita55:
Lmao!!


But wait o! That number 1, Una no sabi who get nl

Unveil it to fulfil the prophecy and get free ticket to paradise

Airforce1

Number 8 kikiki

Number 11 can only happen in the dreamland

sexybbstar:
Number 11 can only happen in the dreamland

Hehehe Ojowu

Topestbilly:


Unveil it to fulfil the prophecy and get free ticket to paradise

Ok

13 got me

1. I see more guys coming out of the magarian zone this 2018.
2. Increase in oloshoism.

DaddyKross:



Hehehe Ojowu

DeadRat, please awaken your dead brain this year.

DeadRat:
Original Prophecy From Heaven's Archive...

1. Makydebbie to Be Tempted Into Lesbianism with Mariinee and Blackhawk01

2. Lefulefu to Get Married

3. Iamj needs Prayers, his Relationship Will Suffer Earthquake

4. Sinaj to Meet with Deadrat's family To Pay His Brideprice

5. Lalas247 coming To Nigeria

6. I see Seun on The Altar Of God

7. I See Airforce1 at The Back Of Sars van

8. Thegeneralqueen needs Prayers, i See Serious Heartbreak

9. I See Laveda and Rokia2 getting Pregnant For Naijaboiy

10. Augustap needs to open Her Eyes

11. I See A romance Nairalander creating The Most Shocking thread Ever, even Seun comments

12. There Shall Be More Weddings Between Nairalanders...

13. Tosyne2much's thread Gets Featured On TVC live

14. Lalasticlala to Confess Love For a Nairalander

15. Bigsarah & Pocohantas need Prayers, i See Leaked Boobs sucking videos and Ukwu pix


Hit Me Up for Your Own Prophecy

Ok

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DeadRat:
Original Prophecy From Heaven's Archive...

1. Makydebbie to Be Tempted Into Lesbianism with Mariinee and Blackhawk01


2. Lefulefu to Get Married

3. Iamj needs Prayers, his Relationship Will Suffer Earthquake

4. Sinaj to Meet with Deadrat's family To Pay His Brideprice

5. Lalas247 coming To Nigeria

6. I see Seun on The Altar Of God

7. I See Airforce1 at The Back Of Sars van


8. Thegeneralqueen needs Prayers, i See Serious Heartbreak

9. I See Laveda and Rokia2 getting Pregnant For Naijaboiy

10. Augustap needs to open Her Eyes

11. I See A romance Nairalander creating The Most Shocking thread Ever, even Seun comments

12. There Shall Be More Weddings Between Nairalanders...

13. Tosyne2much's thread Gets Featured On TVC live

14. Lalasticlala to Confess Love For a Nairalander

15. Bigsarah & Pocohantas need Prayers, i See Leaked Boobs sucking videos and Ukwu pix





Hit Me Up for Your Own Prophecy

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DeadRat:
Original Prophecy From Heaven's Archive...

1. Makydebbie to Be Tempted Into Lesbianism with Mariinee and Blackhawk01


3. I.amj needs Prayers, his Relationship Will Suffer Earthquake


6. I see Se.un on The Altar Of God

7. I See Airforce.1 at The Back Of Sars van

8. Thegeneralq.ueen needs Prayers, i See Serious Heartbreak


11. I See A romance Nairalander creating The Most Shocking thread Ever, even Seun comments


13. Tosyne2mu.ch's thread Gets Featured On TVC live


15. Big.sarah & Poc.ohantas need Prayers, i See Leaked Boobs sucking videos and Ukwu pix

Comic relief but op are they truely lesbians??

Blackhawk03:
DeadRat, please awaken your dead brain this year.

If i Talk Now They Will Say I Have Talk.

Cladez:
Comic relief but op are they truely lesbians??

Not Yet

alexistaiwo:

Copy! Troops coming in.. copy over!

DeadRat:
If i Talk Now They Will Say I Have Talk.

Spew whatever gibberish you want to but do well to leave Maky and I out of it. Thanks.

Blackhawk03:


Spew whatever gibberish you want to but do well to leave Maky and I out of it. Thanks.

DeadRat:
If i Talk Now They Will Say I Have Talk.

Two of you shouldn't turn this place to Adeboye x DaddyFreeze arena

Blackhawk03:


Spew whatever gibberish you want to but do well to leave Maky and I out of it. Thanks.

it Seems My Prophecy concerning You Is already Booting