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Jokes Etc / Share Your Funniest Moment During The Lockdown ...lolzz by fanmilk: 8:53pm On Apr 29, 2020
Mine happened while I was still in my school environment before finally traveling home to with my folks..

I went to the market on that faithful day to get some groceries, while trying to enter the market, there was this young boy of about 11 years warning his friend at top of voice, the conversation goes like this.

Boy: I don dey tell u this thing, u no wan hear,!! I say make you dey wash your hand before you talk to me, u no one hear. U know say I fit catch corola virus now then carry am go our house go kill my papa and mama!.

His Friendsadabt 9years old) I know say I go need to wash my b4 I go talk to person oooo (quickly brings out pure from the one he was selling and begins to wash his hands).

I almost literally died from laughing that moment because I stood and was staring at them. Lol grin grin grin

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Family / Re: How My Gate Man Slept With Me Mistakenly, Woman Narrates Story by fanmilk: 11:17pm On Apr 07, 2020
This is a block buster movie.
Where is part 2?? grin
Family / Re: A closed mouth may soon turn to a dead body.Please your help is needed by fanmilk: 9:54am On Apr 06, 2020
Pls I need help tooo. But shame no go let me ask. Am a student and a tailor. But because of the lockdown. Things have been pretty tight. Help a sister. God bless you
Health / What Lessons Have You Learnt From This Pandemic.? (CORONA VIRUS) by fanmilk: 4:04pm On Mar 27, 2020
Me: na humility
I have been humbled undecided
Health / Re: Scorching Heat: How Are You Coping? by fanmilk: 6:31pm On Feb 25, 2020
Hustle oooo, make heat no kill you before your time grin grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Picture Of The Day: Caption The Face Of This New Born Baby. by fanmilk: 3:12pm On Feb 21, 2020
See this yeye doctor. Who tell u sey I wan come out. ? No dey look me jor! grin grin

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Romance / Re: Need Help I Think I Am Losing Myself by fanmilk: 6:01am On Feb 05, 2020
My dear, my advice is this. Make you CALM DOWN!!

Often time, those thinzzz we fight tooth and nail to keep don't stay. Give him some space. You don apologize abi!? Then relax Naaa.

If he is yours, he will surely come back. Give him time to cool off!

Before person smash iPhone 11, you must have really made him angry. Just give am small time to let his anger die down. You hear?

undecided

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Romance / Re: Need Help I Think I Am Losing Myself by fanmilk: 5:53am On Feb 05, 2020
donstan18:
Hustle oo!

So that women go dey rush you even if you get HIV or Coronavirus.

Jezzzzz! Na waoh grin grin
Romance / Re: Please spell words correctly when you post and try to ... by fanmilk: 5:42am On Feb 05, 2020
OK. Like you rightly said, you want imperfect people to advice you... Good, am one so let me drop my one cent here. grin

You see, what you feel right now for your colleague at work is complete LUST!
Apart from the adventurous nature of how she wants you to do the do in places u never envisage, you did not state any other thing about her, like being smart , intelligent, e. t. c. See bro, this thing you are seeing in her now is SHORT TERM! But your bae on the other hand has Qualities that may last a lifetime. Its obvious u are an adventurous person, so why don't you show your Bae what you want, you will be surprise she may even be more adventurous than you! She may have been hiding that part from you so that you don't see her as a loose Girl!! Try it.

As for that misisi at your work place, you have gat to use your head bro, to gradually withdraw from her and show professionalism in your work!!! Office romance often time end in DISASTER!!!! Because when the matter go CAST!! , You will regret ever having that ADVENTURE!

PEACE!

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