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bee444:
You can't even take advantage of it and take pictures. Sometimes, I wonder if people do use their brains. This is 21st century, anything you say or do must be backed up with evidence.

On this great platform I just found you to be most hopeless! If actually you have mental ability to grasp what you just quoted.

What is it that I wrote above that requires photo to be understood
Do you even check the time it was posted here?
Does it sound in your warped subconsciousness that I expressed any personal ugly situation?
So if, on my bed I realised rain has been pouring for hours and I thought of what would be happening in a city like Lagos, I needed to snap that process for you to know there's heavy rain?
You don't have what it takes to live in a normal society.

Haba, see what buffoon brought up to destroy an already messed situation. Get out here!

*MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER*
*Time*: *3Hrs 30MINS*
*INSTRUCTIONS:* *ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.*
*ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS*

*1.* You have dated a girl for *two* years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. *(20 marks)*

*2.* You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. *(20 marks)*

*3. For Boys* You're dating around 15 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s
*(a)* Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. *(15marks)*
*(b)* Use your graph to estimate your future poverty *(5marks)*

*4.* You are dating other peoples' sisters yet you don't want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. *(20 marks)*

*5.* You are a *civil servant*, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than K30,000. Your daughter who is awaiting *GCE* result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy worth K150,000 each. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. *(20 marks)*

*6. *For girls* You're a girl and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. *(20 marks)*

*7.* You can't give your wife N500 for a pot of soup, but you spend over N50000 in bars and restaurant.
Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 *(20 marks)*

_*BEST OF LUCK!*_

Note: Send your answer scripts to my inbox. 1st ten correct entries win free tickets to visit Shekau in the UK hospital!

*MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER*
*Time*: *3Hrs 30MINS*
*INSTRUCTIONS:* *ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.*
*ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS*

*1.* You have dated a girl for *two* years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. *(20 marks)*

*2.* You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. *(20 marks)*

*3. For Boys* You're dating around 15 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s
*(a)* Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. *(15marks)*
*(b)* Use your graph to estimate your future poverty *(5marks)*

*4.* You are dating other peoples' sisters yet you don't want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. *(20 marks)*

*5.* You are a *civil servant*, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than K30,000. Your daughter who is awaiting *GCE* result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy worth K150,000 each. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. *(20 marks)*

*6. *For girls* You're a girl and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. *(20 marks)*

*7.* You can't give your wife N500 for a pot of soup, but you spend over N50000 in bars and restaurant.
Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 *(20 marks)*

_*BEST OF LUCK!*_

Note: Send your answer scripts to my inbox. 1st ten correct entries win free tickets to visit Shekau in the UK hospital!

Muafrika2:
At least the sick got healed

The Sad-u-see (Sadducees) won't see that.

ChangeIsCostant:
Here are graphic photos of notorious cultist/militant leader of the Ekpeye Liberation Front commonly, called General Igbudu and five of his commanders who were killed in a gun battle with security operatives at Ahoada, Orashi region in Rivers state on Saturday night...

According to reports, the leader of the gang, General Igbudu and his colleagues had held the towns and villages of Ekpeye kingdom hostage, killing ,maiming , robbing, rapping kidnapping unhindered until they met their Waterloo at Odiemirenyi village were they were said to have earlier attacked an army team attached to a multinational oil firm whose staff were carrying out repair works on a damaged oil pipeline.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/08/graphic-photos-of-notorious-militant.html

Satan, thier FRENEMY, Wolf-in-sheep the enemy of their souls , has been giving them false hope (charms, bravery, connection.. ) suddenly proved himself true in their lives- to steal, to kill and to destroy John 10:10.

Its saddening.

priceaction:
I pity those who will be going to winners chapel, ota from Lagos, today.

Why winners Chapel?

back2sender:
Fake saints partial holiness inside church.
Once the leave church they are devils. I love china, Religion in the background and national life in the fore front see massive development and we that call Gods name from morning till night nothing to show for it.
Religion should pack one corner jor

Are you this pained, Mr universal judge? Satan self no vex reach you

BRAV0O:
Reporting live from shogunle, between shogunle /ladipo is a no go area p
As of now heavy fluid taking over the road

Thank God it is still 'fluid'. God no go allow am turn flood in your area in Jesus name.

aylagos:
Most of our pastors now prefer to read words of God from their smart phone and other devices instead of Holy book (bible), what's your take on this ? Is it right or wrong ? Can a demon be cast out with Ipad or tablet ?

First of all what makes a book holy? The word of God or the material used?
If we go by your argument, what you refer to as holy book is not holy at all - that means to make it 'holy', we have to go back using parchments and scrolls.

The latest technological and electronic developments have been foretold by the ever-true and unchanging Word of God.

thedarksider:
be happy that it even rains sef.....some part of this world would love it when they have it like you....

Yeah. But in a coastal state like Lagos, thus can't happen without some attendant negative event. The rain is like it just started now after more than seven hours

Firstly, I don't know under which heading this should fall.

There has been an unprecedented heavy rain in Lagos since yesterday's evening. The rain is still on right now. As the peculiarities of Lagos are, what is going on in your area right now.
A line from you can help someone make informed decisions.

As at now here towards z Ikorodu I haven't gone gone out but I know it will not be easy at all.

As the day dawn, you can give details with some pictorial reports too

henrydadon:
two month after come and check that same road..it will be filled with pothole

That's what your destiny controllers want to happen, but it won't happen.

chuose:
We Can All See That Adeboye Does Not Care For The Saints

Was A Redeemed Pastor Ambushed and killed by Boko haram guys,
yet he has not condemned the killings.

Neither has Adeboye visited the guys family.
https://i.imgur.com/ed3mSbu.png
http://punchng.com/fulani-herdsmen-kill-rccg-pastor-two-others-kaduna/



Christians please wise up!
Adeboye can talk about Beards, marriage & Tithes but never speak out against the killings of his own Pastors.

Really and truly all Adeboye wants is Tithes
https://i.imgur.com/YWFrEXI.png
http://dailypost.ng/2016/07/29/primate-ayodele-blasts-adeboye-oyedepo-kumuyi-silence-killings-christians/


Adeboye should be more concerned about the welfare of Christians,
but sadly not even his own pastors concern him


If you are a Redeemer please ask Adeboye
"Which is more important Roads or the People being murdered?"


THIS IS ADEBOYE

We just confirmed from your intelligent post that Adeboye shouldn't have started the reconstruction of last month especially when heard of the death of that lady evangelist murder.

15+km Road is constructed in weeks and it

CornelG:
This is why i always love Daddy G.O. If it could have been this pastors of now are days that i may called them Men of their Stomachs not Men of God, they will rather preferred living in luxuries and buying private jets at the expense of their members. Meanwhile kudos to you Daddy, you will always remain my role model and more anointing to your ministry sir.

Its was wrong of him to have started the project.

Farem_1@yahoo.com

Emir of Kano to FG: Emulate Lagos on economic policies
ON August 24, 2016 8:15 PM / IN

KANO—THE Emir of Kano, Alhaji Muhammad Sanusi, Wednesday, urged the Federal Government to emulate Lagos State that had shown how the economy can develop without relying on a commodity to avoid the pitfalls of last administration.
The Emir, who spoke during a lecture he delivered at the second day of the 15th Joint Planning Board, JPB, and National Council on Development Planning organised by the Ministry of Budget and National Planning in collaboration with Kano State government, said the All Progressives Congress, APC-led administration needs to free itself from voodoo economists at the corridor of power.
He noted that his relief lies on Lagos that had demonstrated a positive role in the way forward for others to emulate.
He said: “As it stands today, Lagos’ role on the economic future of Nigeria is critical than what people think of the Niger Delta region.
“We are spending 30 to 40 percent of every Naira we earn servicing debt.
“The new borrowings were simply recycled into much higher recurrent expenditure. The GDP was growing largely due to consumers items.”
He said Federal Govern-ment can learn from Lagos policies formulation that boost business and attract investors, adding that the Lagos example can bail the country out of its economic woes.[color=#000099][/color]
He described as unwholesome a situation where somebody pull through a connection and rake in billions of naira without commiserate effort.
He said: “With my background in the banking sector, and now a royal father, I can sit in my garden and make billions through forex market without sweat.
“This is how most of those you called billionaires made their money.”

Pavore9:
Sadly, by the time they are arrive other parts of the country the reduction in price will not be felt much.

Just dey wait dem from your region. When starvation wan finish una, una go join the trsin

[color=#000099][/color]Everything I said about marriage I meant it- Pastor E A Adeboye
On August 18, 20167:27 amIn NewsComments

74-year General Overseer of the Redeemed Christen Church of God (RCCG) Pastor E A Adeboye has said that he meant every-word he said about marriage during the recently concluded RCCG 64th annual convention.

Adeboye, who evidently was reacting to reactions that trailed his warnings to the youths of the church at RCCG 64th annual convention also said that his words are not for everyone.

Adeboye wrote on his face book page on Wednesday ”Everything I said about marriage I meant it. That is for everybody. Just like living holy and making sure you make heaven.”ade

Adeboye, worried about various reports of arranged marriages among brethren at 64th annual convention of the church which took place between 1st — 7th of August warned that ”no RCCG pastor should be seen to be involved in arranging marriages among brethren in the church.

Pastor Adeboye who had earlier counselled the youths of the church on marriage, further warned saying “don’t ever marry outside the church and you have no reason to marry outside RCCG.

“Don’t marry a girl simply because she can sing!

“In the choir there are some people that can sing but they are fallen angels! Marry a prayer warrior! If a girl cannot pray for one hour, don’t marry her.

“Don’t marry a girl who is lazy! Don’t marry a girl who cannot cook, she needs to know how to do chores and cook because you cannot afford to be eating out all the time.

“Don’t marry a girl who is worldly! If you do, you have carried what you’ll worship for the rest of your life!


Vanguard Newspapers

olaric:
At the end of the day, it is the guys from the Niger Delta Region that suffer. Scaring away investors when states, regions and countries are wooing them is the most backward decision or step anyone can take in such a time as this.

Another North East in making. They with throw that region into perpetual penury. Especially now that oil price is downward and its being discover. ered everywhere Naija

Boko Haram was thought to be dumb!

shukuokukobambl:


You just can't understand them

They hate Buhari but love Zakzaky

They hate Sunnis but love Shittes

Infact they hate Saudi but love Iran

We love Fayose and hate Okorocha

We love Wike but hate Amaechi

We hate Ngige but love FFK

We love Boy George but hate Tinubu

We love Obanikoro but hate Fashola

We love Omisore but we hate Aregbe

THERE'S NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO ABOUT IT, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT We ARE!.

GODKID98:
I dnt undaxtand oh!!....Firxt oil production outside Niger Delta.....z ondo xtate nt producing oil??

Try and be reading with open and sane mind! The write up is Niger Delta Basin AND NOT Niger Delta

Farem_1@yahoo.com

chichi1love:
that's arrant nonsense the guy made a big mistake bring am make I slap sense inside, didn't u ask the so called pastor before fixing date n printing IV if not comot for that church wed for another na by force to marry for ur church or the babe church abegggi so if n tithe card no wedding. that pastor na thief I go call efcc for am. if u get that can money waste waste am well well. God help u go do fasting n praying God fit change the pastor mind.

To those who are scammed by this trash of a write-up, where on earth is the IVs printed without a date and location?

Where on earth will the date be given to you without having agreed that tou are QUALIFEID"?

Where on earth did you attend the mandatory Pre-marriage counselling and you did not hear any of such demands?

Which pastor, who REALLY knows you pay your Tithes will insist on paper? NONE!

You know many are not even in any way committed to any \church nor are interested in the ways things are done. It is confirmed by you except to those like your friends on this NL (that remain an everflowing member of the congregation) that you are cooking up this trash and that you did not really know what happened.

Many here will keep saying that the salvation is free, but will NEVER go to a nearby bamboo church. They will be looking for, and later be boasting about with how great my church is. YET those who made such happen are earning a lot less than they are.

Ask your friend what does he know about youth fellowship? How many time has he ever attended Sunday School/Bible class? Which members of the same church has he ever visited or personally known outside the walls of the very church? Which department is he/or voluntary work has he ever done?
Which wedding ceremonies, Child naming and other positive events in the church did he go?

If you do about half of the above, NO PASTOR WILL EVER STOP YOU FROM GETTING MARRIED because of a common card!

Angry Letter To The Nigerian Youth (4): PLEASE MARRY A LAZY WOMAN By Bayo Adeyinka

Dear Nigerian Youth,

Twice this week, God spoke to you but you were deaf. You missed the message totally. Not only did you miss the message, you put up the twin messengers on the cross and you are dealing them with the worst kind of blows. In your follow-the-herd mentality that has afflicted your generation, you have only succeeded in demonstrating your crass ignorance and the reason why you may never be taken seriously. Coincidentally, both messengers are old men but you mock them. You may have new clothes even more than the aged but you can never have rags like them. Their ragged experience is by far better than your new age wisdom.

The first messenger brought a series of messages. He gave some pieces of advice to a generation that is wise in its own sight. A harmless advice has now been turned over its head. How come this generation always end up making simple things complex? How come this generation always major on minors and minor on majors? Don't marry a lazy woman, he said. Don't marry a woman who cannot pray for one hour. Most of you are products of prayer but you come online to mock because it feels right to do so. Instead of lending your ears, you say the mouth of an elder is smelling. Just how did you think the elderly got their sunken eyes? It's because of what they have seen and experienced. As for you, you're like a dog destined to be lost and you're deaf to the whistle of the hunter.

You know what? Go ahead with your schemes. Marry a lazy woman. It is within your rights. Go for a couch potato. We are in the modern world. As long as she can apply good make-up, wear designer shoes and sun-glasses and update her status on Facebook while twerking regularly, that's all the qualifications she needs to get Mr Right. Who cares if she can do the dishes when there's a dish-washer? Who cares if she can make her own bed when she can hire a domestic help? Who cares if she can cook when Domino Pizza is still selling their franchise all over the nation? As for you modern lady, young men care more about how good you look than how well you cook! They will rather discuss your Peruvian and Malaysian weave-on than Italian cuisine. If they are hungry, they can go to their mothers- or help themselves. Whoever said the way to a man's heart is through his stomach has never met the 21st Century man.

And as for prayers, marry a lady that will take your problems to Agony Aunt. Taking them to the Lord in prayers is so old-school we don't even sing the song in church again. Your knees are so delicate you shouldn't even kneel down before God. Marry a woman who will rush to update your situation on Instagram instead of updating God instantly. Don't be bothered that she can't pray for one hour- as long as she can watch the whole series of Lekki Wives in one fell swoop, you're good to go. Prayer is so outdated. Making long prayers is so so outdated. What will she do when challenges of life come? So easy- she will twerk at them. The devil hates twerking and can't stand it. A family that twerks together stays together. Marry a woman who has tweeter handles but handles nothing else. We are trying to save your chicken from impending death but it's still hell bent on going to the refuse dump for its meal. What an elder sees while sitting, a young man can never see even if he stands. Bae, you can spend one hour applying concealer, mascara and lipstick on your face that you can't carry for twenty four hours but you can't spend one hour praying for a home that you hope to sustain as long as you live. In the voice of Lagbaja, "mo sorry fun gbogbo yin o, mo sorry fun gbogbo yin lo kokan".

Hey girl, marry a man that is jobless. Marry a man who can take off his shirt but can't take out the thrash. A perfectly toned man is better than a perfectly toned wallet. A man with six packs is better than a man with six figures. Romance is better than finance. Marry a man who has

Marry a man who has no ambition and has no clue about where he is going in life. Marry a man who lives on you and feeds off you. Marry a man whose only property is what is within his trousers. As you lay your bed, so you will lie on it. Silly working girl, hear me: love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener. Your eyes 'will soon clear'. No one tells a blind man that the market is over. If he cannot see, at least he is not deaf. Marriage is hard work, if you don't know. Too much of Kim Kardashian has robbed you of reality. Marriage is not Indian film.

You think the guy loves you when all he loves is your wallet. In the words of the elder who should know, "Even if he says he's a contractor, ask him to show you evidence of the contracts he has done because you may just be the contract". When you cry eventually, no one will be there to comfort you. I trust your fellow ladies: they will even laugh at your misfortune. You know women are the enemies of women. You will think you are trending but all they do is to help you trend your misfortune on social media. Is it any wonder your parents could hold a marriage together for 50 years but you can't even hold yourself together? The values they hold so dear have been devalued by you. Now, you're of no value.

By the way, what's your own issue with the dressing instruction a man gives to his employees? If I tell my staff I don't want tattoos, how come that is now your headache? He said his employees should not wear beards- how has that become your concern? Your joblessness is a major cause of worry.

And then there's the second 83-year old elder who was sent as a message of sorts to you. In my side of the country there is something called 'aroko'. Aroko is a form of communication which is usually non-verbal. The 83-year old man that you derided so much for being made the Chairman of a parastatal was a message sent to you. Instead of burying your heads in shame and covering yourselves in sack clothes and ashes, you are demonstrating the only thing you excel at doing- internet hooliganism. You should be worried that very few people in your generation have been found worthy of holding such a position on trust. The few times you have been given this kind of opportunity, you have proven to be worse than the geriatrics you complained about. Your generation inspires no confidence and engenders no trust. The stealing appetite of a man supposedly at the departure lounge is restrained while your own is uncontrolled. Generations before you stole in millions but you steal in billions. Generations before you kept stolen money in Swiss accounts but you keep yours in Panama. Your generation only knows how to wear t-shirts and carry placards. Your generation only knows how to hurl insults on Facebook. Your generation has no fresh ideas. The best of your generation is one Dino who may soon become your President. You laugh? While you're wasting your time using your scarce resources to buy internet data to fight over him, he's making himself relevant. Hardly does a day go by without a discussion about him. While you remain anonymous, he is always in the limelight.

Sit down and think. Stop in your tracks for a while and have a time of deep reflection. Consider these two messengers and their messages. Life does not discriminate. You need to face it fair and square. You have a lot of growing up to do. You are way behind in the scheme of things. Life has left you behind. There is a lot of catching up to do.

I'm afraid for you.

Wizzyblack3:
Princess of Duara!

You actually DUARAised the whole thing. Daura

greatgod2012:
Honestly, they won't like it, but I hope it isn't their product that is repackaged sha.

Nay! You can't repackaged what you exorbitantly imported to be sold this cheap. It doesn't connect at all.

blackpanda:
Tomato is down. Rice is down. But wailer anger keep rising

The reason for the above is because. ..










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Success and Sadness are diametrically opposed!

DropShot:
But he claimed
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See life! These privileged few including FFK, Mettuh, Dasuki, Bafarawa, Diezanni, Akpobolokemi and many others too numerous to name PRACTICALLY STOLE OUR FUTURE when they held sway (which is actually now our today.

These along with Omisore are the biological and adopted children of.....