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Islie:
Nothing spectacular about her


She looks like the girl next door

Show ya sister first

What is the difference between a married woman/man and an unmarried woman/man?

NOTHING!

Both are married ONLY that one HAS been married while the other WILL be married.

Whatever befalls you from a "married" woma/mann will eventually afflict you from an "unmarried" woman/man. Learn from the biblical Joseph and do not bury your glory inside another man/woman'ss kinni

Thou shalt not steal 'Cos S/he could end up in your brother/sister's/uncle/aunty's or friend's home!

God bless you

[color=#000099[b]...I’ll not promote one religion over another – Buhari[/b]
]In his speech at the event, Buhari assured the Christian leaders that he would not promote one religion over another if elected president of Nigeria.
He said as a practicing Muslim, he never shared the views of any extremist group.
Buhari said: “I will not entertain, consider or promote the religious agenda of anyone. I will not condone any initiative that seeks to promote one religion over the other. Neither I, nor my party, or any member of my team has any desire or plan to Islamise or Christianise Nigeria or support anyone with such intention.
“Although I am a practicing Muslim, and I have been so all my life, I have never belonged to, nor shared the views of any extremist group. I am not even a cleric. I believe that religion is personal and private.
“Most of my bodyguards are Christians. If I have not Islamised these people who serve under me, how will I Islamise the likes of Chief John Odigie-Oyegun, Ogbonnaya Onu, Governor Rochas Okorocha,
Kayode Fayemi, Rotimi Amaechi or Prof. Yemi Osinbajo who is a Senior Advocate of Nigeria and a pastor?”
Buhari stressed that religion was never a factor with people he had worked with, saying what matters was that they were competent.
The APC candidate said Nigerians at all time should hold the unity, peace and progress of the country paramount and above all other considerations, especially politics.

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thaoriginator:
It's not our soldiers faults. GEJ and the Army chief are busy embezzling and sharing the monies meant for buy weapons. They are deliberately allowing the insurgents to have a upper hand. They are guilty!


Just help us kill them all, thank you sir!

How are the mighty fallen! The Nigerien Army chief could open his mouth and uttered this? It shouldnt continue like this o.

It is a case of lions (nigerian Army) led by a sheep (Mr clueless) will be sheepish (clueless)- Sffering from Otuekeis imbecilitis

Oh my Naija Army, rise up from the slumber and retake your pride of place in the world.

#SayNoToOtuekeisImbecilitis

#March4Buhari

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meshacha1:
We have always known Tinubu for mockery and the worst is that he has followers .....blind followers.
To me he is the most corrupt leader in Nigeria.
Now I believe the saying that says money answereth all things.
He cannot have followers without money AND BRAIN.
The money speak for him and give him followers.
That's what United him and Buhari - his money AND HIS BRAIN

Gej has money and... {Fill in tha gap}

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owobokiri:
Stop trying to intimidate me with your frustrations. I said the "NEXT ELECTIONS". Read again. . We can use the TVCs now.

YOU CANT STOP GOOFING!

Everyone just opens mouth as if speaking is yawning. I cant believe anyone will moot the idea of using TVCs for election. How can those who have submitted theirs for PVCs vote?

How can card reader be used with TVCs?

Do you have NAtional ID? Have you collected your PVC or you reside in Sambisa?

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owobokiri:
With all these weighty accusations levlled against jega and his jaga-jaga PVCs, it is better to do away with the PVCs FOR NOW. Next elections, the national ID card should be used. It is starting to look like these PVCs can easily be programmed, manipulated or simulated to meet certain parochial ends.

Everyone just opens mouth as if speaking is yawning. I cant believe anyone will moot the idea of national ID card for election. As at now success (availability, collection, ease of collection and awareness) of PVC in relation to National ID is 15:5

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axortedbabe:
Which german,na delta woman..

Na German-Deltan!

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pinkhill:
seriously i am amazed with your opinion
what she did has nothing to do with marriage...she desires it and wants to be connected to the anointing be her single or about to...nobody has the right to question her
@op your friend should give the pastor the words of his life....
everyone is entitled to key into any prophesy they wish to,the pastor should be praying for her instead of him spitting thrash.
even singles pray for happy home..why not ask them if they are married

I agree with you ESPECIALLY, now that you have deciphered what was going on in her mind. As a ,matter of fact, it's as if you were the one thinking for her. BEFORE, you murder me {I am invincible for your info}, it will be good for u to know that ALL I wrote was bases on 'if". And nobody gets really hurt by that, not even you, the Mr TOO-concerned!

Why Jonathan cannot fire Jega
February 11, 2015Festus Owete

Amid speculations of plots by the Presidency to remove the Chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission, Attahiru Jega, from office, it has been established that the president has no powers to do so.
According to the 1999 Constitution (amended), the president can only remove the INEC Chairman on the strength of an advice from the Senate.
Mr. Jega, a former vice chancellor of Bayero University, Kano, who was appointed in June 2009, completes his five year tenure on June 30 this year.
However, there are reports that the presidency is already shopping for a replacement for the embattled INEC chairman over allegations that he has been compromised.
The presidency and the ruling Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, are believed to be uncomfortable with the INEC chairman and have allegedly vowed to remove him before the March 28 and April 11 dates for the general elections.
Mr. Jega had last Saturday announced the shift of the polls from February 14 and 28 citing security challenges in the north east. He also said the military had told the Commission it would not be available to provide security on the Election Day.
Last week, some southern elders under the aegis of Southern Nigeria Peoples Assembly, led by a former Federal Commissioner for Information, Edwin Clark, demanded Mr. Jega’s sack and arrest.
The elders, who are rooting for the re-election of President Goodluck Jonathan, alleged that INEC was favouring the North in the distribution of Permanent Voter Cards.
However, should Mr. Jonathan succumb to pressure to remove Mr. Jega, he cannot do so unilaterally. In accordance with the Constitution, the president will have to rely on the nod of the two-third members of the Senate, the nation’s highest law-making body, which is currently on break.
Section 157 (1) states that “Subject to the provision of subsection (3) of this Removal section, a person holding any of the offices to which this section applies may only be removed from that office by the president acting on an address supported by two-thirds majority of the Senate praying that he be so removed for inability to discharge the functions of the office (whether arising from infirmity of mind or body or any other cause) or for misconduct.”
Subsection 2 states “This section applies to the office of the chairman and member of the Code of Conduct Bureau, the Federal Civil Service Commission, the Independent National Electoral Commission, the National Judicial Council, the Federal Judicial Service Commission, the Federal Character Commission, the Nigeria Police Force, the National Population Commission, the Revenue Mobilisation Allocation and Fiscal Commission and the Police Service Commission.”
Although none of the nation’s law gives the president powers to ask the INEC chairman to proceed on retirement leave, he could however want to rely on Part D Section 171, under Public Service Rules of the Federation, to move against Mr. Jega.
Section 171 (1) states, “….Power to appoint persons to hold or act in the office to which this section applies and to remove persons so appointed from any such office shall vest in the President.
Subsection 2 listed such officers to include the secretary to the government of the federation, ambassadors and high commissioners, permanent secretaries or head of any extra ministerial department of the government of the federation however designated.
Appointment
In appointing an INEC chairman, the president consults the Council of State but the appointment will be subject to the confirmation of the Senate.
Section 153 (1) of the 1999 Constitution (amended) listed 14 bodies, including the INEC to be established by the Federal Government.
According to Section 154 “Except in the case of ex officio members or where other provisions are made in the Constitution, the Chairman and members of any of the bodies to the provisions of the Constitution, be appointed by the President and the appointment shall be subject to confirmation by the Senate.”
Section 154 (3) says “In exercising the powers to appoint a person as Chairman or member of the Independent National Electoral Commission, National Judicial Council, the Federal Judicial Service Commission or the National Population Commission, the President shall consult the Council of State.”
Precedence
As he did in the case of the immediate past Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, Lamido Sanusi, the president might ignore the laws to oust Mr. Jega.
On February 20, 2014, the president, via a statement by his media aide, Reuben Abati, accused the former CBN Governor, who was on an assignment outside the country of “Various acts of financial recklessness and misconduct which are inconsistent with the administration’s vision of a Central Bank propelled by the core values of focused economic management, prudence, transparency and financial disciple”.
The statement also said the president was “deeply concerned about far reaching irregularities under Mallam Sanusi’s watch which have distracted the Central Bank away from the pursuit and achievement of its statutory mandate.”
Before his suspension, which was to allow the Financial Regulatory Council, FRC, to conclude investigations on the allegations, Mr. Sanusi had alleged at a Senate public hearing that the sum of $20 million was missing from the Federation Account.
But the action of the president raised questions as to whether he had the power under the nation’s laws to suspend the CBN chief.
In a media chat few days later, Mr. Jonathan said he had full powers to suspend the CBN Governor because of his oversight functions he exercises over the bank.
“Yes, I have absolute power. The CBN is not well defined in the Nigerian Constitution,” he said while responding to a question by the panel of journalists.
Though under the CBN Act, 2007, the president cannot suspend the CBN Governor, it however provides that he has powers to remove a CBN Governor subject to the approval of two-third majority of the Senate.
The Act states that the Governor, Deputy Governor or Director of CBN shall cease to hold office if he “is removed by the President Provided that the removal of the Governor shall be supported by two-third majority of the Senate praying that he be so removed.”[b][/b]

Bluetooth2:
The handwriting is clearly written on the wall that a large percentage of Nigerians are sick and tired of president[b] Badluck Gridlock[/b] and he knows already that he will lose which is why he's trying to discredit Inec.



He promised fresh air in 2011 but offered Nigerians foul smell. Nigerians do not need an OBJ to remind them of the sufferings they've gone through in the last 6 years and if they fail to utilize their votes wisely, Obj won't suffer rather the same Nigerians that chose the wrong president will suffer for the next 4 years again.

Don't change his initials please. It's stil Gej and NOT Bej.

[b]USEFUL AND HANDY USES OF SALT !!!!
1. If you drop a whole egg on the floor, pour salt all over the egg, let it sit for awhile, then use dustpan, the egg will come right up, without all that mess.
2. Soak stained hankies in salt water before washing.
3. Sprinkle salt on your shelves to keep ants away.
4. Soak fish in salt water before descaling; the scales will come off easier.
5. Put a few grains of rice in your saltshaker for easier pouring.
6. Add salt to green salads to prevent wilting.
7. Test the freshness of eggs in a cup of salt water; fresh eggs sink;bad ones float.
8. Add a little salt to your boiling water when cooking eggs; a cracked egg will stay in its shell this way.
9. A tiny pinch of salt with egg whites makes them beat up fluffier.
10. Soak wrinkled apples in a mildly salted water solution to perk them up.
11. Rub salt on your pancake griddle and your flapjacks won't stick.
12. Soak toothbrushes in salt water before you first use them; they will last longer.
13. Use salt to clean your discolored coffee pot.
14. Mix salt with turpentine to whiten you bathtub and toilet bowl.
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thaoriginator:
bleeps Waec!

bleeps PDP

bleeps GEJ

bleeps Koro

bleeps the corrupt cops and army

bleeps Obasanjo for bringing a clueless moneky to aso roc
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Sai Buhari/Osinbajo

Enough of the "f" words. Anyone who deals with aforementioned in the manner so described with "f" words, will die MORE miserably than Patrick Sawyer of Liberia

LRNZH:
Imbécilia Otuekesis [b]Zoologists understand this.

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You mean the Zoological name for...?

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LRNZH:
[b]Go and educate yourself. Having a tablet and LEPROUS fingers to type rubbish is not enough. PDPigg.

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SeverusSnape:
Yeah!...He's right.
A new, Stronger and better government of Dr. Goodluck Jonathan.

"NEW

adjective

never existing before; appearing, thought of, developed, made, produced, etc. for the first time
existing before, but known or discovered for the first time: a new planet
recently observed, experienced, manifested, etc.; different: a new understanding of the problem
strange; unfamiliar; foreign: languages new to him
not yet familiar or accustomed

English words loose their sane meanings among lunatics some Nigerians.

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FastShipping:
They will never succeed. Jonathan can only run but can't hide.

Presidency Shops For Jega’s Replacement
Competent sources said last night that the move to remove Jega and the legal fireworks against Buhari, would be taken up simultaneously with effect from this week given the timeframe made possible by the shift.

BY VANGUARD NEWSPAPERFEB 10, 2015

ABUJA — With the successful postponement of the elections by the Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, the Presidency has launched a two-pronged war to ensure that President Goodluck Jonathan wins the election convincingly.


Prof. Jega, Chair of INEC
The two strategies are to stop Muhammadu Buhari, the All Progressives Congress candidate from contesting the election with Jonathan and the replacement of the INEC Chairman, Prof Attahiru Jega, with a less independent-minded person. Jega, it was gathered, had been described by hawks around the president of being too independent-minded and ‘uncooperative’ despite being given the job on a platter of gold by the president’s men.

Vanguard learnt that Jega might have unwittingly played into the hands of the forces arrayed against him by agreeing to shift the elections.


Legal war to disqualify Buhari

Competent sources said last night that the move to remove Jega and the legal fireworks against Buhari, would be taken up simultaneously with effect from this week given the timeframe made possible by the shift.

The retired general is to be prosecuted by a team of legal luminaries for ‘lying on oath’ that he had a school certificate with the Nigerian Army when he knew that it was untrue. The plaintiffs are said to have settled for trying Buhari for alleged ‘perjury’ instead of outright non-possession of certificate following legal advice that the latter would be more difficult to prove within the time at their disposal.

Vanguard learnt that although Jega reluctantly succumbed to pressure from the Presidency and its security chiefs to shift the polls, he might still not be allowed by the forces to conduct the rescheduled elections between March 28 and April 11. Vanguard gathered from competent sources that the Presidency was no longer comfortable with Jega and was, therefore, working tirelessly to get him out of the commission to pave the way for a more ‘trusted hand’ to conduct the rescheduled elections.

It was learnt that the forces arrayed against the INEC boss had convinced the President not to renew Jega’s tenure, which is expected to lapse on June 13 this year. The forces, it was learnt, felt that Jega was rather too ‘difficult’ to deal with, having not allowed himself to be dictated to by anyone since assuming office like other appointees of the government.

It was learnt that in a bid to sweep off Jega from his seat without raising any dust, he would be asked to comply with the civil service procedure by proceeding on his three months terminal leave with effect from March 1, this year since he is expected to retire on June 13.

S-West gov’s brother may replace Jega

Vanguard gathered that in his place, the Presidency was considering bringing in another academic from the South-West, who is currently heading a tertiary institution in the country. The professor of Political Science and International Relations is said to be a sibling of a serving governor in the South-West, who is a close ally of President Goodluck Jonathan and his party.

Competent sources also told Vanguard last night that although the name of the academic had been made known in security circles, it was not clear whether the man had been cleared by the forces with a view to sending his name to the National Assembly for possible confirmation, as required by law.


Working against Jonathan’s interest

As a prelude to removing Jega from office, some close allies of the President had started accusing him of taking side with the opposition to undermine the success of Jonathan and his party in the next election. Earlier last week, Jonathan’s godfather, Chief Edwin Clark and other prominent politicians from the Southern part of the country had accused Jega of working against the interest of the president and the PDP and asked him to resign from the commission.

Although no evidence was adduced by Clark and his group to support their allegation, they nonetheless called for the arrest of Jega. Similarly, Senior Special Assistant to the President on Public Affairs, Dr. Doyin Okupe, on Saturday, said Jega had lied about the state of the commission’s preparedness for the conduct of the election.

In the same vein, the National Publicity Secretary of the PDP, Mr. Olisa Metuh, accused INEC of working with the opposition to deny its members of permanent voter cards in some states. He called on the security agents to probe the commission over the development.

- See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/02/presidency-shops-jegas-replacement/#sthash.8oKLOcjn.dpuf

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farolee:
No doubt Gej is paving way for the military, this funny Zoologist
won't handover to Buhari. He will Rather allow the Army to take over, just watch my word.
He has stolen so much money that if Buhari should come to power , Jonathan will end up in Kirikiri Sambisa Prison.

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RedArrow:
This is what the 6 weeks shift in election is meant for...continue

That is the understanding of Mr Shoeless on the way to destroy BH in 6 weeks.I pity the followers whose mental capacity are covered in poo inside aso rock. Dont you know Burdillon Ikoyi resembles Sambisa forest; since both have trees.

Money miss road President

Brain miss road Army.

Can only flex illegal muscle with the civilians.

How did Nigeria get into this awful leadership!

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tit:
He will soon receive Holy Communion.
Sambo is right, Buhari is a christian.

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stabillo:
LOL... Is he a model or politician,
Errm... He's more of a model no doubt
as for me and my house, JK WE KNOW

Yes, "JK WE KNOW" as a fair-weather politician! He becomes a politician without any stable party once-in-four-year. 2007, 2011, 2015 and he will come again in 2019 maybe under KOWA party platform!

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mrvitalis:
I will still vote buhari ......will u

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DickDastardly:
Useless APC Best Nigerian Masses' Lawyer