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Romance › Re: She Came, Cooked, We Drank, and Did This When Her BF Called [Picture] by farem: 6:56am On Mar 28, 2020

lefulefu:
with cheap sex .do u know the number of married men who are sexually starved by their wives .some men never see the colour of their wife pant for the last 6 months and yet same women go dey give their pastor or boyfriend steady kpomo chop

Matthew 12:36
But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.

Romance › Re: She Came, Cooked, We Drank, and Did This When Her BF Called [Picture] by farem: 6:53am On Mar 28, 2020

iClef:
She came, cooked, we partied indoors, drank, and ate food, talked dirty as her boyfriend keeps calling and calling. Yes, no sex — just friends. ~~Virgin~~[b]yet unchaste, seriously unclean and immoral [/b]till marriage.

Wetin R-Kelly no go see for this life

Politics › COVID-19: President Buhari Orders Release Of Ten Billion Naira To Lagos State - by farem(op): 9:31pm On Mar 26, 2020

Over the last few days I have received extensive briefings on the state of the nation as it relates to the Covid-19 pandemic, from the relevant Federal Government agencies as well as the Lagos State Government.

Accordingly, I approved the following:

The immediate release of a 10 billion Naira grant to Lagos State, which remains the epicentre of the Covid-19 outbreak in Nigeria. This grant will enable Lagos State increase its capacity to control and contain the outbreak, while also supporting other States with capacity building.

The immediate release of a 5 billion Naira special intervention fund to the Nigeria Center for Disease Control (NCDC) to equip, expand and provide personnel to its facilities and laboratories across the country.

The Nigerian Air Force is already making its fleet available to the Presidential Task Force on Covid-19, to enable a better coordinated and more effective response across the country.

To protect our homeland from external exposure, I directed the immediate closure of our International Airports and Land Borders for four weeks in the first instance, to enable us put up the appropriate policies, processes and infrastructure to cope with suspected and confirmed cases at home, without risking a compounding of the situation with more imported cases.

The inconvenience caused by these flight and travel restrictions to our fellow citizens abroad who want to return home is regrettable, but it is necessary for the greater good, and I thank you all for your understanding and cooperation.

I have also directed that only cargo vessels that have been at sea for more than 14 days be allowed to dock in our ports, after the crew have been tested and confirmed disease-free by the Port Health Authorities. This 14-day restriction however does not apply to vessels carrying oil and gas products as by their nature, there is minimal human contact.

We have also suspended the movement of commuter trains to limit the spread of the virus to other parts of the country.

I have directed the NCDC to draft all its recent retirees back into service to beef up our manpower as we respond to the pandemic.

Furthermore, all NCDC staff and experts who are away on training or international assignments are to return immediately. Already the Nigerian Air Force (NAF) are conducting an evacuation mission to bring back some of our specialists in Central Africa, to enable them support the national response.

I commend the monetary policy authorities for their financial intervention to support our entrepreneurs and companies as we go through this difficult time. We are also looking at fiscal measures to minimise the negative impact of this pandemic on the livelihood of millions of Nigerians.

As you are aware we have begun the process of reviewing the federal budget. We shall communicate our fiscal interventions once the budget review process is concluded.

In the meantime, I have directed the Minister of Industry, Trade and Investment, to work with the Manufacturers Association of Nigeria, to ensure that all production of essential items such as food, medical and pharmaceutical products continues unhindered.

We are engaging our international friends and partners to share knowledge and to seek their support in our response to the pandemic. We are grateful for the show of support thus far – we have already started receiving goods and supplies intended to help us scale up our efforts.

Let me specially thank and commend all of the hard and heroic work being done by our medical personnel, the NCDC, Port Health Authorities, Security Agencies, State Governments, and all ad-hoc staff and volunteers.

I urge all Nigerians to be mindful of those among us who seek to spread panic and misinformation, and sow confusion at this time. We must all pay attention only to the relevant government agencies working day and night to make accurate and useful information available to the public.

I will also ask all of us to strictly obey all public health guidelines and instructions issued by the Federal and State health authorities, regarding personal hygiene and social distancing. These guidelines will be updated from time to time as new information and treatments are obtained.

In the meantime, I want to assure all Nigerians, that the Federal Government remains committed to protecting all Nigerians. We seek your full support and cooperation as we go through this very difficult time. Together we will triumph over this pandemic.

Muhammadu Buhari
26/03/2020

Health › Re: Lagos Acquires New Equipment For Disinfection Of Public Places, Set To Deploy by farem: 8:13pm On Mar 26, 2020

Sehindemi:
How will you people ever be pleased??

Don't mind him. It's incurable viral infection

Christianity Etc › Re: Can I Postpone My Tithe Till Next Payment? by farem: 1:42pm On Mar 26, 2020

dancok:
This is my first salary though but debt was already on ground before the salary showed, so am clearing the debt now and the situation of corona virus now.

I don't how long this will last, so am cautious of my spending.

Have I not sinned? Can I shift my tithe till next payment? Pastors in the house.

Bringing this issue up here shows you don't have a church. I mean....

Business › Re: Coronavirus: List of markets shut down by Lagos State Government by farem: 12:19pm On Mar 26, 2020

davillian:
Was able to stock the house with everything I need for the next 2months....

Just pray some boys don't visit you, you will realise there is nothing like order

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye Donates A Ward With Ventilators To LASUTH by farem: 6:26pm On Mar 25, 2020

fairfora:
on and contrary. I've always loved daddy GO's kind heart. I only said it's old jews and not new as claimed because I knew when this was done in LASUTH

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye Donates A Ward With Ventilators To LASUTH by farem: 6:18pm On Mar 25, 2020

CAPSLOCKED:

LOL, I HAVE NEVER KILLED BEFORE. I DON'T DO FRAUD OR ENGAGE IN ROBBERY. I HAVE NOT JOINED ISLAMIC TERRORISTS. I HAVE NEVER RAPED ANYONE. I DON'T TAKE THINGS THAT DON'T BELONG TO ME.
I HAVE NEVER DRUGGED ANYONE.
I DON'T PLANT CHARMS FOR PEOPLE I DON'T LIKE.
I PAY MY BILLS AND DON'T DO "CUT & JOIN" TO DUPE NEPA. I HAVE NEVER HAD A MAJOR DISPUTE WITH PEOPLE IN MY STREET, SCHOOL, OR ANYWHERE.
I DON'T OWE PEOPLE, I DON'T TRICK PEOPLE INTO CHEATING THEM.
I DON'T WANT TO LIST MY "DO'S" BECAUSE IT DOESN'T BELONG HERE.
BUT YOU SEE, THE LIST OF MY "DON'Ts" IS ALMOST ENDLESS, BUT 99% OF PEOPLE WHO DO THESE THINGS THAT I DON'T DO IN NIGERIA ARE EITHER CHRISTIANS OR MUSLIMS. SO YOU SEE, I CAN SAY THAT TO AN EXTENT I'M A GOOD CITIZEN SIMPLY BECAUSE IT'S NICE, AND I DO SO WITH NO GODS REQUIRED WHATSOEVER.

I DON'T SEE WHY YOU SHOULD COME FOR ME WHEN ALL I HAVE SAID IS THE TRUTH. IF INSTEAD OF FASTING AND PRAYING AND READING BIBLE, WE SIMPLY DO GOOD TO PEOPLE EVERYDAY, OUR COUNTRY WILL BE BETTER.

What you have said has no evidence. Even Satan can parade as as a good fella and boast of many good things.
Your good deeds above are witnessed and confirmed by only one person: you!

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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye Donates A Ward With Ventilators To LASUTH by farem: 5:51pm On Mar 25, 2020

CAPSLOCKED:
IN NIGERIA, IF WE REPLACE PRAYERS WITH GOOD THOUGHTS AND GOOD DEEDS; IF FOR EVERYTIME WE PRAYED, WE ACTUALLY SAID OR DID GOOD... MY FRIEND, WE WILL BE THE GREATEST NATION IN HISTORY.

Prayerless soul,
Outline what you have (done) outside prayer. We will take it up from there

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye Donates A Ward With Ventilators To LASUTH by farem: 5:48pm On Mar 25, 2020*

fairfora:
This is stale. He did this last year not recently. Nobody has a ventilator in Nigeria to sell as we speak.

It is quite possible, it's stale.
All the same, it is tormenting to the power controlling your life.

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Politics › Re: "Buhari is very sick" - Kemi Olunoyo by farem: 12:19pm On Mar 25, 2020

MelesZenawi:
Both Osibanjo is coughing with him.

Please go and take vaccine for this ya corona-infested inglish

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Politics › Re: Osinbajo Tests Negative For Coronavirus by farem: 12:10pm On Mar 25, 2020

Fuckkthemod:
Buhari sent his chief of staff on the VP’s or Fashola's duty and he brought him the virus.

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Romance › Re: Excessive Sex On A Girl by farem: 10:37pm On Mar 24, 2020

See how fornication is being glorified by the bewitched.
What difference does it make in fornicating with many dicks or just one, even if that one is a jaundiced dick?
A fornicated dick or pussy can never be at peace (satisfied) because it is already shattered and can not be together. Summary: it will go into adultery.
How can you expect a dick/pussy who doesn't/cannot/won't be faithful to God to be faithful to just one ordinary human being?

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Education › Re: How To Make Your Own Hand Sanitizer At Home In 10 Minutes With Just #800 by farem: 6:50pm On Mar 24, 2020

eni4real:
A Muslim must not touch Alcohol

Delusion of the grandest order.
Haven't you handled methylated spirit before?
What of ever eaten good cakes?
Wake up!

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Education › Re: How To Make Your Own Hand Sanitizer At Home In 10 Minutes With Just #800 by farem: 6:37pm On Mar 24, 2020

omodave:
This should be move to front page

I wish so, but I doubt.
I advice the OP to recaption it thus:
How My Homemade Handwash Solution Can Protect Snakes

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Politics › Re: Aso Villa Shut Down As Kyari Tests Positive, Shehu, Others Self-Isolate by farem: 4:08pm On Mar 24, 2020

ValCon888:
I'm not upset Kyari has the virus. My annoyance is that over 9099% of Nigerians in this country have never travelled abroad. Now they're in danger of this virus because of these foolish politicians who couldn't sit their ass one place.

Fixed

Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Abba Kyari To Be Moved To Lagos For Treatment - Sahara Reporters by farem: 3:59pm On Mar 24, 2020

Antoeni:
The Bible And Quran Says in Every Situation We Should Give Thanks to God,,Why Wont He Give Thanks to God in Abuja?

I know of the Bible in some passages eg 1 Thessalonians 5:18 (KJV) "In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you"
Kindly be specific and tell us one place where this is implies in the quran. Thanks

Politics › Re: Thunder Will Strike Anybody That Give God The Credit When Coronavirus Is Over by farem: 12:15pm On Mar 24, 2020

InfoSources:
This op is high on ~~ogbomosho~~sambisa weed

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Just Lost My Job. by farem: 6:23pm On Mar 23, 2020

eduman365:
I find it hard to believe that as a MSc., you were earning 30k when you can teach private classes and make over 100k.

Some people come here to tell stories that touch whereas they're just scammers...

If you are being honest, find a teaching job or advertise private classes, soon someone will call you. The essence of education is to broaden the mind. 30k is an insult to a Master of Science

Succint!
Nothing more to add.

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Politics › Re: Address Rumours Surrounding Osinbajo, Bakare Tells Presidency by farem: 10:07am On Mar 23, 2020

maybanks:
What there to embarrass in a man like Osinbajo. The man he offered in the past to put aside he immunity in order to be investigated if need be. Osinbajo has nothing to prove to anyone as his Integrity remains intact.

Politics › Re: Address Rumours Surrounding Osinbajo, Bakare Tells Presidency by farem: 10:02am On Mar 23, 2020

Bigiway:
No pit. He also run scam scheme( trader moni). Pastor indeed.

That's your default setting.
Unfortunately, you are caged in it!

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Education › Re: Samuel Adejuwon: No Lady Could Resist Me As Young Man – 96 Year Old Man by farem: 6:47am On Mar 23, 2020

Nackzy:
Fine Man, this one don bleep tire, even at 90+ he's still looking fine

Learn to read. Don't just deduce nonsense from the headline

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Education › Re: Nostradamus Has Prophyced Coronavirus As The End, Reference In Bible “in Revelat by farem: 10:25pm On Mar 21, 2020

franklingud:
Who cares?

I GNF

As usual a dead soul feels nothing

Politics › Re: Obiano, Obaseki, El-Rufai At NEC Meeting - Caption Pictures by farem: 9:41pm On Mar 21, 2020

DCmonster:
Look at that map closely without sentiment and tell me if Edo isnt located in the west. Why do you think political jingoist named the former Edo state mid-west? You are the ignorant one who doesn't even know the fundamentals of geography. Maybe you are being blinded and clouded by chronic sentiment.

Signing to the deaf is the lowliest career!
I give up!

Pets › Re: Idemili Python Visited My Site, This Year Will Be Great (Photos) by farem: 8:45pm On Mar 21, 2020*

Iamrespected1:
Sorry about the picture quality, I did not want to get close to it so that I will not hear story that hurts

With the fearful rubbish you expressed above of this your crawling ancestor, how can you still be optimistic of good outing in the year?

Some do address certain people as brainwashed, but they themselves are mindwashed ~~twisted~~

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Politics › Re: Obiano, Obaseki, El-Rufai At NEC Meeting - Caption Pictures by farem: 8:12pm On Mar 20, 2020*

DCmonster:
Edo state is in the west.

Self-inflicted ignorance is the toughest and the most monstrous. This reinforces the statement:Colour separation is of no value to the blind

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Crime › Re: Ebonyi Lady Raped To Death By Her Brother After He Took Man Power by farem: 7:22pm On Mar 20, 2020

omale88:
from what I can see they may be siblings but products of different marriage and have probably been having an affair together (not my problem)until she got admission and she no longer want to continue and then this happened,it's not easy and ordinary for a guy to just rape his sister(my problem) nor to even say drug her,may her soul find peace .

When are you going to stop seeing stupidity? Is it behind that your keyboard that you are seeing this, Mr General Overseer?
Weather they're the product or multiplication of the same marriage hasn't reduce the bestiality that this evil presents. Stop rationalising Nansense

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Politics › Re: Obiano, Obaseki, El-Rufai At NEC Meeting - Caption Pictures by farem: 7:07pm On Mar 20, 2020

DCmonster:
The three idiots from the north,~~west~~ south-south and east.

West is more advanced than that stup!duty

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Health › Re: Coronavirus: NAFDAC Approves Production Of Chloroquine For Clinical Trials by farem: 5:10pm On Mar 20, 2020

Davash222:
As if we're waiting for their approval.

Are you already a victim?

Christianity Etc › Re: Coronavirus: 3 Nigerian Church Buildings That Can Be Used As Treatment Centres by farem: 5:27pm On Mar 19, 2020

NgwalandAbia:
Your evil plan for nigeria will catch up with you why not use the Abuja mosque ode

Terrorist haven can't be suggested to save precious lives!

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Romance › Re: Do You Love Thick Women, Come & See This Full Package (photos Of Thick Sa Lady) by farem: 1:00pm On Mar 17, 2020

Disproportionate frame for unimaginable quantum of shit and vociferous cum angry release of toxic odour.
Come next 20 to 25 years, this image will become massively unbearable frame for the 'flaunter'

Examples abound

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