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CultureRe: Wives Of Late Ooni Of Ife At Burial Ceremony by fart: 11:29am On Aug 15, 2015
Mumus..allowing one man to have sex with you all at the same time.
EducationI Went To School Abroad And I Hated My Roommate by fart(op): 5:31pm On Aug 13, 2015
Actually, the room was a quad which means I was living with three other people. I was the only black one in the room. I was pretty chill with two girls who were hispanic and asian but the last one I had serious beef with was white. That skank made my life hard and I was determined to retaliate. Although I packed out of the room eventually, I do no feel like I was a victim. We were even. She just made the room very tense. She would talk to me anyhow and would yell at me for waking up too early to take a shower even though I had classes at 8 am. So one day I pissed in her mouth wash, I spit on all her clothes and her food. I would clean the toilet with her toothbrush before I use the toilet and I would use her sponge to clean the tub whenever it flooded because afterall the tub would only clog up when pieces of her hair would prevent the water from draining. There is this identification card the school gives everbody. At the back of it is a number which you can use to access your information (grades, email, etc) online. On my last day in that room, I memorized it and left. years later I accessed her email and went through it to see if there was anything I could use against her. Behold! there were... cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy I found out that she had also moved out of campus and found an apartment and got into a fight with her roommates. They reported her to the landlord for possession of weed! I sent this email to everyone on her contact list. A few days later I checked the girl's email to see a note from the dean asking her about it and demanding that they have a meeting about the incident and her future with the school hahaha! I accessed her email a week later in search of some more things to get her kicked out of school and unfortunately, I didnt find anything but I found pictures she took of herself in her bra. She was having an email discussion with her doctor because she had rashes all over her neck and torso lol. Guess what I did? I sent the email to everyone in her contacts grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin. The next day I spread a rumor about her telling the gossips of the school that the girl has Herpes HAHAHAHA. What is the moral of this story: DO NOT MESS WITH NIGERIAN GIRLS. angry angry grin grin
Music/RadioDoes Anyone Know The Name Of This Song? by fart(op): 12:21pm On Aug 09, 2015
I only caught a few words in the song. The guy was singing in Yoruba, which is why I didn't get much of the lyrics but this is what I have thus far: "omo baba...omo shere... wa pe laye omo dada" Thats all I got. Its not an upbeat song. It seems like a thought provoking one. Who sang it? Thanks.
CrimeRe: Man, 75, ‘rapes’ Girl, 13 Who Came To Fetch Water In His Compound (Picture) by fart: 8:38pm On Jul 17, 2015
why? people are so evil cry
FamilyRe: Angry Woman Places ‘smelling Vagina’ Curse On Lady Who Slept With Her Husband by fart: 8:05pm On Jul 17, 2015
Aitee1:
Podophyllin cures it
LIES. There is no cure for it
FamilyRe: Angry Woman Places ‘smelling Vagina’ Curse On Lady Who Slept With Her Husband by fart: 8:03pm On Jul 17, 2015
[quote author=DrObum post=35965494]Make I hear!








This one could simply be having vaginal herpes,warts or whatever!







It is possible it could be cancer
FamilyRe: Angry Woman Places ‘smelling Vagina’ Curse On Lady Who Slept With Her Husband by fart: 8:00pm On Jul 17, 2015
LLooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllll. hahahahahahahaha omg hhAhahaha grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
FashionRe: Ugoji Catherine Mary-Nneamaka Crowned Miss Coal City Nigeria by fart: 7:58pm On Jul 17, 2015
Ugly. All of them. They look like drag queens. Chai! My eyes ooooo
Car TalkRe: Accident Involving A Bus, Jeep And Keke At Falomo Round About (photos) by fart: 7:57pm On Jul 17, 2015
ehen? what is the problem here? Kekes are annoying anyway.

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