₦airaland Forum

If it where your vehicle being abused, it would matter to you.

Hello. FYI: Whoever the owner of a jeep with the license 11kpx. Your driver is using your jeep as taxi. The guy just stopped by Dolphin Estate to pick up a few dirty looking people. You are welcome.

Kingsley1000:
idiot.... she would have aborted you

That would have been better sef. I would have wanted her to do that than having to deal with her petty sh!t every single day of my life.

donholy28:
How old re u sef

21

masterchi:
everything has a beginning. When and how did it start?

Since as long as I can remember. Since I was little. I am thinking maybe she was forced to have kids. Maybe she wasn't ready and she feels having me destroyed her life. ..I don't know. What do I do...if up till now we cant come to a compromise, we never will. As soon as I leave that house, I am done with her for good.

I wish she would just go away. Like 90% of my misery is from her. God knows I tried to at the very least be cordial with her but its been fruitless. On one occasion she even told me to drink poison and die. My dad has tried to mediate things between my mother and I to no avail. I wish anything would happen to her. I just want her to go away. I am disgusted that I am penniless. If I had money and balls I would have moved out of the house along time ago...God, he knows I really tried.

Old ones.

I heard Urhobo women like to beat their husbands. Is that true?

This afternoon, I saw an abokey packing his sugar cain from the gutter. Apparently, they fell in there and he was packing them from the gutter to continue selling. So anytime you feel like eating sugar cain, think. If you are eating a sugar cain and wonder why the sugar cain is so juicey...chances are they fell in the gutter and that serves you right.

Nigeria will forever be an embarrassment

Weren't sirens banned not so long ago? Just now a convoy of jeeps filled with police and oyinbo had us part ways for them. Nonsense. The worst thing here is that they are using siren for Oyinbo. Which one is that? They should suffer the traffic like everyone else. If they can't sit in traffic then they should evacuate Nigeria. They are not welcome here. Mscheww. Oyinbo.White monkeys. Hehn.

400billionman:
In the last 24hours, i had 12hrs light but on the average its about 5 hours since it does not occur like that everyday.

In the last 24 hours I have seen only 2 MINUTES of light. So nepa or phcn or whatever better fix my situation because I live in Nigeria. After that they can address those monkeys that can't help themselves living in Togo .. Nonsense

omusiliyu:
That's serious. They need it.

Shut up. Just shut your dirty mouth now.

Which sort of nonsense request is that? Nigeria does not have electricity but we should be helping them. Did they help us when we needed help to fight Boko Haram? Dirty fools. They need to shut their dirty mouths and continue to live in their monkey infested nation. Mscheww

Look at the last picture. She has the biggest camel toe I have ever seen. Ew

Please go for masters. 60k is chicken change. We are above that. Why would you settle for 60k? Is it gala you want to buy?

I am watching How to get Away with Murder and my favorite character is Frank. He is so hot

I want to take this time to thank my mother for caring for me. There are tons of wicked mothers out there and I am glad my mother kept me.

I will pick the money. Mscchhheeww

Stupi.d woman. I hope the Chinese finished themselves off properly and had three rounds more with her dead body. After the ashe.wo will go to church and be acting holy and singing praises. Nonsense. Instead of those Chinese men to hold themselves till they get home. They will travel back to China and give their wives AIDS and then Oyinbo will say Nigerians are monkeys. mschheeewww

In love with a married man ke? Your behind needs serious koboko

OXYGEN01:
nigerian men won only 2 bronze medals.With their protruded bellies it ain't surprising
All the rest were won by their women.
But seriously nigerian women looks like men so it ain't surprising as well.

your mother looks like a man

Icon4s:
My friend stop this needless comparison.

shut your dirty mouth. Nigeria must come first in everything but thunder by fire

Nonsense. why could they finish first? Nigerian must always carry last. shameful. why did they compete if they were not going to fight hard enough to win. fools

even though she is bleached. im am willing to bet that her behind is blacker than the devil

ideatoprince18:
Av always told my niggas living abroad that " if a white man cals u BLACK MONKEY ........ u call him WHITE FOWL" .... SHIKENA

no you call them white monkey

good. you want to go there and chop oyinbo money. you think they are mumu like the fools in nigeria? which kind preacher mscheww

i had to kneel down naked in front of the class because I shat on my clothes even though I asked the teacher for permission to use the toilet and the shema.le told me no.

I see lines.

Nigerians...representing Nigeria since 1909. She even looks Igbo.

For all we know, their behinds are blacker than the de.vil