₦airaland Forum

otabuko:
I live in the gutter.... Retarded bastard, I don't remember inviting to you to mention me... At least I know some places need more attention than other places.... You must be a waste to your people and family at large! Waste of a sperm.....

Shut your dirty mouth. You are a waste of breath and life. Filthy scum. Low life one naira rim job loving fufu eating crack ashewo

andyanders:
U no go school? Urinate and after I.......

Shut your dirty mouth

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Obiagu1:
I know about roads

Clap for yourself

otabuko:
Okso this is road construction... Ignoring place that need urgent attention and romancing better places....

Are you listening to yourself? Romancing better places eh? Aba is a better place in your eyes Shay? Where exactly do you live? In the gutter? Foolish boy

Both. How dare you make me choose

Akbee:
Egg is good for the body but e fit make person fart ptoo much

I regret using the name fart as my id. I have seen every comment about fart ever written on NL

God is good. Thank God for the success of your surgery. You spent your money wisely. God will continue to support you as you walk in his light.

If my future boyfriend can't wash my pant, there will be no relationship.

Is it everyday that there must be accident or do you idio.ts not know how to drive carefully? Is it by force you must drive? Hian

Good. Let them be falling like that. Too many of them on the road. I think a law should be passed regarding importation, exportation and wharehouses/storage companies. They should be moved to a place that will not interfere with my life men. All depots and suxh should be moved to some Bush. Where it will not concern me

Why do all the strange things happen in computer village sef. Nah wa o. The struggle is real. So people go to sleep plotting their next evil deed. God please watch over those who truely walk in your light

They should keep on falling like that. We don't need them on the road. Because of them I get home at leaet 3 hours later than I should. Nigeria has fallen my hand.

freshcvvs:
Baba: Did you smell Saraki's fart?
Osinbajo: Baba yes o, kai, chai, e dey smell like rotten eggs lol..
Saraki: Dogora, E be like say dem smell the fart o, make we do like say nobi me fart.
Dogora: Saraki, but this your mess dey smell o, me self no even fit hold am self

Nonsense. You are not funny

500 plus. My vagi.na is wider than your large mouth.

Where is the mother of that child when all this was happening ffs?

Korrection:
Lol...piss never catch you.....even in the western world....its done...and the authorities understands..

LIES! It's not! You will be arrested and become a s.ex offender. That means you will have to tell your neighbors that you are a sex offender, you can't be caught near schools, not to mention you will be sent to prison

Please, if you are talking about India...first of all they are Asians and they are ghetto like us. They don't count.

You read correctly. I have come up with a plan to reduce traffic. Mechanical legs. When there is traffic there will be a button in the car that will activate the mechanical legs. The legs can fold and unfold into the bottom of the car. If the cars can walk then we can avoid some complications caused by trucks, potholes etc. However in order to bring this idea into fruition, I need some people to sponsor my work or join me in making this idea possible. This will indeed make Nigeria a better place. If you are not sure of what I am saying, look at the picture below. Thank you for your support.

It is disgusting. Men need to stop that dirty habit. If women can hold it men can hold it too. Nonsense. Can you imagine? One foolish mumu urinated on the road and now I have to drive over the urinate and after I will be the one to wash my car and tires. Please, nobody enjoys washing your gonorreah off their tires so stop it. From now on anyone I see urinating I will take a picture of the person and put it up on NL.

Please this traffic is unbearable. God I hate this country so much. Why is it I had to be born here? God why why?

Next, I want you to talk about the monkeys and goats of Ogun State

PunkyVeer:
It looks like a baby's wrapping blanket. What is it? Whatever it is, that's a terrible colour for a man. Those are things you see given as gifts at a baby shower. What, are you 6 months old, she's giving you baby stuff?

She wants to have a baby with him. That is a sign. He better run

I will slap any man including your father.

whirlwind7:
Yes!
Fifty years No be beans.

Is there a mathematical question one must answer in order to reach 50? Just live and you too shall reach 50 my friend

That is not cool. Nigeria needs to stop buying second hand things and stop embarrassing us jare. We are not a poor nation. We are proud people and it is time we start reflecting out true wealth for the world to see.

Damalex4luv:
as if you no go hit her if she open leg for you

Disgusting. Get a life. Everything isn't about sex.

Just look at those giant milk factories.

I am ashamed of Nigeria. This is shameful. The whole of Nigeria is a ghetto

Nigerians embarrassing Nigeria internationally since 1409.

benedictnsi:
Fart you are a complete mess

I'm not laughing here. I am completely serious. Single ladies need to be aware that motherhood is more than just spreading your legs for your husband and delivering kids. Other major things are involved and if they don't know how to care for others emotionally, mentally and physically then don't bother marrying. It is not by force. The Bible states that even those who choose to remain single all their life are precious to God.

I am ashamed to call her mother. I don't even know what her use is in our house. She behaves like an annoying roommate you have to tolerate. Society forces people at a certain age to get married and that is bad. When people marry and start a family when they are not prepared, so many innocent lives suffer. For as long as I can remember my mom has never really played her role in the household. Even my dear Father has suffered. I fear for him the most because he is the one who is stuck with her for life. I want to use this opportunity to warn those desperate to marry. Please just wait until you find the right person. It is crucial. Otherwise you will end up miserable and your family will hate you.