TrapQueen77:




Sometimes.. I feel like when I hold my pee for a long time then when I release it to the full blast , the relief I feel is like I'm having a quick orgasm... And I know tat feels good..

orieoda:

Op put 18+ because of question like this

Mologi:



one of this village Ibadan girls

cuvox:
scratch Wetin? biko we are not recharge card

Edwardhead:
why did you decide to comment in the first instance?

Edwardhead:
why did you decide to comment in the first instance?

happyjuliet:
the best punishment is to cut of his Joystick

brixton:
How can I tell her number 3 when even me no know the numbers?

donestk:
Her want list

ChappyChase:
Reporting for duty
Awon haters crew nyanya branch..... ..
Abeg clear road

Romancer:
[b] Ok... Once in our lifetime we might love someone so much who in turn doesn't love us back, i am a victim and here is my story...
After secondary school as a Nigerian, gaining admission into tertiary school was the next big thing. My case was no different. After exams list were being released, i happend to be on the supplementary list. Classes started before my name was out (dem no wait for me). When i saw my name, paid my acceptance fee the next day and started attending lectures that same day because i was behind. Before my first lecture, came this beautiful chested girl (yeparipa ojigbijigbi). She took a seat at the row in my front. After lectures that day couldn't wait to go to school the next day... Made new friends but mennn i couldn't talk to this girl... After much thinking i got an idea... NOTES!
Oh! And i forgot, her name was halima.
Me; Hey Halima
Halima; Can i help you?
Me; Yes Pls... lend me your introduction to chemistry note.
Halima; oh ok!
And that was it. We became best of friends, we were so close to each other like twins... We were inseperable... We shared beautiful moments together.
We became the talk of the department.
Everybody taught we were in a relationship already. When am with my guys in my department and she passes by my guys hail me... I was proud.
Until the day my GST lecturer tore us apart after we offended him by disturbing his boring class. The lecturer threatened us and reported us to the H.O.D that he never wanted us in his class again... After much apologies from our H.O.D on our behalf to the lecturer... The situation was quashed.
Things changed btw me and halima, we stopped sitting together, we hardly talk anymore... Confronted her about this she gave me no clear answers... Till exams, exam came and go. Resumed second semester after holiday... Our friendship became stable after all the bruhaha...but not as great as before. Then i realised i love this girl... Was threading carefully. To cut my story short i told her the obvious, then she replied me with the dreaded NO.
My heart shrank, my system was in comotion. I just told her ok in other not to sound desperate but deep down my heart it was a burning hell (chai).
Taught i could overcome it easily but...(na lie) as long as i see her everyday. But i realised three things.
She has her choice.
You cannot convince her if she doesn't feel thesame.
If you try too hard, you become the bitter party, because there is a thin line btw love and hate.
My advice if you find yourself in this same situation;
always love her as you did.
Don't be there always when she needs you, if not you become a toothpick cos she feels she can use you whenever she needs your help.
Treat her like the rest of your friends.
Behave like she never existed.
And have fun. [/b]

Debbywills:


.. Better, with the help of that, you'll soon spot it