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Politics / Re: Many Killed As Bandits Hit Yet Another Village In Zamfara by Fasindo: 7:21am On Jul 27
Romance / Re: This Is Why Millitary Men Should NEVER Even Consider Women In Anyway!! [photos] by Fasindo: 8:25pm On Jul 25

Nothing is sweater than when your girlfriend marries a soldier.
Nothing changes cos both of you will continue from where you both stopped.

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Politics / Re: Soldiers Arrest Ebenezer Odeh With Ammunition, Grenade In Terror-ravaged Borno by Fasindo: 8:13pm On Jul 25

We asked them to scrape SARS instead they changed the name to SWAT

Well to buy ammunitions in Borno especially in Baga is like buying sachet water in traffic, very easy to get.

Time may come when every household and individuals will have access and owned automatic riffle, cos our uniform men in Borno are easily selling them
Politics / Re: Buhari Dares Bandits, Others, Treks Home From Eid Prayer Ground In Daura [VIDEO] by Fasindo: 2:46pm On Jul 20

2018 video and pictures

BMC will always do anything possible to justify their monthly payment.

The picture and video was that of 2018 when their darling Daddy after Jummat Prayer when he trecked home which was part of his 2019 presidential campaign


Celebrities / Re: Obi Cubana Storm Police Headquarters Awka- PICTURES by Fasindo: 8:43pm On Jul 19

I just hope the potbelly officer will use the money Cubana will give him to register in any gym centre

One lovely thing I love about Nigerian Police is the way and manner they collect their roger base on seniority level.
Sergents and Corporals collect their own on road block under hot sun.
Middle Level Officers like DCP and CSPs will visit you at home to collect theirs just like Abba Kyari did to Cubana.
Why AIGs, DIGs and CPs will invite you to their own office to collect theirs just like the Oga above did to Cubana.

Meanwhile 13 Police Officers where killed in Zamfara
Celebrities / Re: Kate Henshaw Celebrates Her 50th Birthday Today (Photos) by Fasindo: 6:45am On Jul 19

Evening newspaper

When will EFCC investigate her bribery video?
Or have they pardoned her the way they pardoned Gandollar

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Business / Re: Pictures Of Obi Cubana's Hotels And Clubs by Fasindo: 5:05pm On Jul 18

He also own Bubble and Hussle Wuse 2

Anambra1stson now we have seen what Obi Cubana is into and his businesses can we also see what you are into and your Businesses

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Politics / Re: Are We Not Boycotting Northern Cows Again?" - Joe Igbokwe by Fasindo: 6:46pm On Jul 17

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Politics / Re: China Reluctant To Lend More Money To Nigeria, Believes Country Over-exposed by Fasindo: 7:13pm On Jul 16

Buhari won't mind borrowing from Obi Cubana after his mother's burial since China don't want to give us again.

Be it as it is Buhari will always have where to borrow since the only economic policy he knows is borrowing.

What Buhari cannot destroy does not exist

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Ranks 98 Among 107 Countries On Global Hunger Index by Fasindo: 5:55pm On Jul 16

We should be 107 and not 98

What kind of cheating is this, must all these global organization cheat us on everything.
How can they deny us our real position, we should be be ranked 107 and not 98th position.
Is there any other country where people eat grass to survive apart from Nigeria.

I hereby call on Global Hunger Index to reveal the result and give us our correct position because failure to do so we will sue them to ICC.

What Buhari cannot destroy does not exist.

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Politics / Re: "We Only Fired Warning Shots"-nigerian Army Denies Shooting Dangote Workers by Fasindo: 5:42pm On Jul 16


They can fire warning shot against innocent protesters but won't do so to Boko Haram.

Just send them to Borno now to face ISWAP/BOKO HARAM they will cry and run to Cameroon and start blaming and accusing Buhari and Chief of Army staff for giving AK47 used to fight Biafra/Nigeria civil war.

Nigerian Army should be declared a terrorist organization

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Politics / Re: FG Told My ‘kidnappers’ I’m With Kenya Islamist Terrorists— Nnamdi Kanu by Fasindo: 7:06pm On Jul 15

Nigeria is now officially a kidnapping country.

If you are in north bandits will kidnap you.
If you are outside Nigeria DSS will kidnap you and bring you back home.

Please has DSS release the cats they kidnapped at Igbo house?

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Sports / Re: Basketball: Nigeria Win Again, Beat Argentina 94 - 71 by Fasindo: 5:50am On Jul 13

Congrats to the Nigerian team.

We can't be beating by Buhari in Nigeria and also be beating by Argentina.
No!! We can't be beating twice


Politics / Re: Akinwumi Adesina: Nigeria’s Poverty Situation Is Unacceptable by Fasindo: 5:51am On Jul 11

Africa is poor because it is poorly governed.

The day African leaders will understand what leadership it's all about and begin to lead their people in the direct direction with a lot of sacrifice being made by those elected poverty will vanish in Africa

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Politics / Re: Bandits Abduct 9 Kaduna Residents, Demand ₦180m Ransom by Fasindo: 3:12am On Jul 09

There is no cause for alarm

The bandits are just exercising the fundamental northern lifestyle.
Kidnapping and killing has become a normal occurrence in Kaduna.
What do we even expect from a State governed by El Rufai the defendant of bandits.
And spiritually controlled by Sheikh Gunmi the spokesperson of bandits.

One thing is certainly certain is that northern are safer in any southern State than any Northern State, the major reason why there has been mass exodus of northerners to southern States and also one of the reasons they will always kick against secession be it Biafra and Oduduwa


Health / Re: Do You Still Wear Face Masks? by Fasindo: 3:10am On Jul 09

Facemask has come to stay in Nigeria

The only time I wear facemask is when I am with Yetunde so as to cover my noise to avoid her mouth odour.
Yetunde if you are reading this please do something about your mouth odour


Crime / Re: Abdulrasheed Bawa: How Nigeria Can End Corruption by Fasindo: 3:09am On Jul 09


Corruption is a normal thing in Nigeria.
You can't fight
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please I Need Chicken Republic Test Questions. I Just Got An Invite by Fasindo: 4:30pm On Jul 08

So Chicken Republic can't write simple correct English sentence.

What is "Kindly your mail"?
Their Media/SMS operator must be a quota product.
Itueh *spits*


Politics / Re: Who Is Currently The Worst Governor In Nigeria? by Fasindo: 3:59pm On Jul 08


Abba-Kaka is the worst governor in Nigeria for now.
Politics / Re: 'Stop Donkeys From Extinction': Eyinnaya Abaribe Opposes Yahaya Abdullahi's Bill by Fasindo: 8:24pm On Jul 06

Nigeria is truly a zone cos only animal life matters under Buhari.

Humans in Nigeria are going into extinction due to excessive hunger and insecurity but our northern senators are more interested on how to keep monkeys from going into extinction.
The next law they will propose will be how to protect goats from being slaughtered in commercial quantity during festive period.

What are my even saying? people that cannot roof their building to avoid leakage during rainfall can't make any meaningful law.

Nigerian senate should be place on minimum wage with no allowance

What APC cannot destroy does not exist.

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Politics / Re: Will Nigeria Be This Good In Our Life-times? Us-based Lady Shares Experience by Fasindo: 3:15pm On Jul 06

Nigerian police are not payed to protect the common man rather they are paid to protect the rich and dehumanize the commoners.

Well!! I will advise u don't call Nigeria police for anything.
Whether you call them by mistake or intentionally you must follow them to the station to write statement on why you are disturbing them.

This reminds me of the incident that took place in 2016 in Abuja when I was going from Nyanya to begger in a coaster bus, on getting to Appeal Court a deaf and dump lady in our bus came down and not knowing the location of where she was going to, our conductor beckoned on some of the policemen at Appeal Court to show and direct the lady to her location, the policemen got angry and one asked our conductor if he as a police was being paid to show deaf and dumb people road.
One thing about Nigerian police is that majority of them including some past IGs don't even know their duties as a police officer.

My prayer for common people in Nigeria is that may we never be in a situation where we will need the help of Nigerian police

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Politics / Re: [BREAKING] Open Grazing Ban: Sanwo-olu Receives 16 Southern Governors In Lagos by Fasindo: 12:03pm On Jul 05

Nice one from southern governors.

Anybody closed to Buhari, Malami, Garba Shehu and Garba Adamu should please make sure that their BP doesn't arise today cos it may lead to their sudden death.

Open grazing still remain ban in any southern State of the federation, any animal seen moving in the bush or neighborhood had no owner and will be caught and killed.


Sports / Re: Obinna Nsofor And His Girlfriend Are Expecting A Baby (Photos) by Fasindo: 9:14pm On Jul 04

Congratulations Nsofor

You have proving to be a good player but in the field and on the bed.
You are also a goal scorer both in goal post and female uterus post.

Congrats once more


Politics / Re: How Agbowo Became A Den Of Thieves by Fasindo: 8:40am On Jul 04

That's Ekosodin version of Uniben.
But seems like Agbowo is still learning work from Ekosodin men.

I hope the authorities will do something before it gets out of hand
Politics / Re: So What If Nnamdi Kanu Is Arrested? By Prof. Abdussamad Umar Jibia by Fasindo: 7:32am On Jul 03
Religion / Re: Video Of Man Being Nailed To Cross by Fasindo: 6:52pm On Jul 02
Politics / Re: Shuwa Arab Women Twerk To Celebrate Nnamdi Kanu Arrest by Fasindo: 9:44am On Jun 30


Has twerking been included in the Holy Kolan so that I can boundly tell Rashidat to twerk on me when I will be riding her this evening.

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Politics / Re: How The Separation Of Singapore From Malaysia, Led To The Prosperity Of Both Nat by Fasindo: 5:43am On Jun 28

Years back when u read Lee Kuan Yew but book From Third World to First I came to realize that the development of a country depends not the it's natural resources but on its leadership style. Lee Kuan Yew was one man who transformed Singapore to it's present advancement cos he was patriotic unlike Nigerian leaders.
But unfortunately we don't have Lee in Nigeria.

But I believe that if Malaysia and Singapore didn't divide, Singapore would still be poverty ridden region in Malaysia


Politics / Re: How A Soldier Ran Out Of Bullet But Escape By Hiding In The Mud- Man Narrates by Fasindo: 6:59pm On Jun 27

Gallant soldier hiding in the mud.

But if it was to shoot Lekki protesters their bullets will never finish.

So Buhari government is also stingy with bullet giving to soldiers to fight bandits, Buhari stinginess must legendary.

One thing I like about Bubu government is that both civilians and uniform personnels are enjoying it.

Buhari carry go
Politics / Re: Punch Editorial: There Is Looming Hunger In The Land by Fasindo: 11:23am On Jun 27

Hope Buhari won't close down punch office and withdraw their license for saying the truth

I heard all APC supporters will be feed morning, afternoon and night at IDP so they won't feel the hunger.

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Politics / Re: Kano Hisbah Vows To Rearrest Young Man Who Stopped Praying After Officials Force by Fasindo: 9:37am On Jun 27

Islam is a peaceful religion.
Allah is all forgiving.
There is no compulsion in Islam.
These three above statement are always found in the lips of every Moslems, but always do the opposite.

I wonder how a peaceful religion why go about finding someone that has decided not attend your prayer meetings so as to deal with him him

To understand Islam and it's deceits I will advise who cares be Christian, Moslem, Traditionalists, Deist etc to read the following books
It is all about Islam by Glenn Beck
No god but God by Reza Aslan
Who is Allah by GJO Moshah
Islam and terrorism by Mark A. Gabriel, PHD (He was a former Moslem that converted to Christianity and a former professor of Islamic history at Ah-Azhar Univery, Cairo, Egypt

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Politics / Re: VIDEO: How I Killed Soldiers, Zamfara Bandit Boasts In Front Of Crowd, Policeman by Fasindo: 9:20am On Jun 27


Carry on Mr. man, you have Presidential backing.

Under Buhari government bandits are the only people that has the legal right to carry AK47, kill security personnel, abduct people and demand for ransom, and worst still it is total illegal to defend yourself against bandits be u civilian or security personnel cos if you do so DSS and security personnel will sent to arrest.

With these being said, I would love to ask all Arewa to always cooperate with bandits by following them peacefully when ever they come to abduct them, after one of the great Iman said the only straight ticket to heaven is being killed by bandits.

Allah bless Sheikh Gunmi.
Allah bless Sheikh Isa Ali Pantami
Allah bless all bandits.
Allah bless AREWA
Allah bless PMB

Buhari till 2045 inshallah


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