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Culture / Re: You’re Wrong, Aworis Are Lagos First Settlers - Bamgbade Counters Oba Of Benin by Fasindo: 1:16pm On Nov 30

Edo oni mo se

Everyone is claiming ownership of Lagos, very soon the Portuguese will enter the race and say they founded Lagos, after all it was named after their city (Laos)

Tinubu urchins believed that Tinubu developed Lagos but don't want to hear that Benin founded Lagos, this is purely double standard

By the way, since everyone is claiming to be founder and owner of Lagos, can we now say it's a 'NO MANS LAND'

Eko oni baje

Oba of Benin I know for sure can never lie.

Oba gha to okpere!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Why I Dumped DJ Cuppy – Ryan Taylor by Fasindo: 10:02am On Nov 30

Cuppy is like a national cake for men

Cuppy go soon reach everybody, it's your turn today and another man turn tomorrow. Just bang her and pass her to the next man.
I pity the simp that will end up wifying her.

Only God knows what Cuppy would have become if she is from a poor family, the reason God created her into a wealthy family
Babe belong to the street full time.

Cuppy would soon have exes from each continent of the world, it's a matter of time.

Me I will patiently wait when it will be my turn to chop her too, after all the patient dog eat the fattest bone,no need for me to rush


Politics / Re: Kogi Governor-Elect, Usman Ododo Kneels Before Governor Yahaya Bello (Video) by Fasindo: 8:19pm On Nov 17

He should lie flat to him if he want

He didn't kneel down to showcase his certificate to Kogites in appreciation for electing him but he knelt down to present it to the governor, now we know who actually elected him.

Kwanknwaso is using Engr Abba Yusuf (Abba Gida Gida) to do third term in Kano.
Wike is using Fubara to do third term in Rivers State.
Tinubu is using Sanwo Only to do 7th tenure in Lagos.

Oshiomhole tried using Obaseki to do extra tenure but he resisted him cos Edo no be Lagos.

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Politics / Re: Bayelsa Poll: I Would Have Relocated My Mother To Abuja If Diri Had Lost – GEJ by Fasindo: 8:07pm On Nov 17

Congratulations Bayelsans

Is GEJ subtly saying that APC is synonymous to insecurity, because apart from PDP the only party that could have captured Balyesa with their snatch it's, grab it and run away mantra is APC.

There is no week that will pass without hearing one form of security threat in key APC states like:
Benue, Plateau, Borno, Kogi, Imo,Ogun, Lagos, Kaduna, Yobe, Ondo etc
Even Abuja where the snatch it, grab it and run away master is sitting is not spared.

When ever US issues a travel ban, check most of the state are always governed by APC.
90% are always APC states.

Congratulations to Bayelsan from freeing from APC insecurity issue.
I only pity Kano that they have grabbed, snatched and added to their insecurity worsening State.

Once I again, I Congratulate the good people of Bayelsa.
Imo people should just pray for the next for years to come fast.

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Politics / Re: Policemen, Immigration Officers Exchange Fire Over Ownership Of Outpost In Borno by Fasindo: 4:09pm On Nov 17

Avoid any organization it's uniform is black, they are always chaotic

Just last two weeks it was navy and Kogi governor escort that clashed at a checkpoint, guess who was at fault = Police
Now it's immigration officers and police officers at another checkpoint, from the article guess who was at fault again= Police.

No wonder Canadian court declared them a criminal organization.

They will finally meet their match the day they will try this is army personnel at any checkpoint.

Believe you me if it was Boko Haram or Fulani herdsmen that mount that checkpoint, police won't dare come close

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Sports / Re: Ighalo Slept With Bbnaija Star, Nollywood Actress’ – Estranged Wife, Adesuwa by Fasindo: 8:25pm On Nov 14

Moved on lady

Ask her how she helped Igharo carrier and see how she will start beating around the bush like Tinubu manifesto

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Celebrities / Re: Burna boy Congratulate Davido, Asake, Ayra Star and others for Grammy nomination by Fasindo: 3:56pm On Nov 12

Spirit of nationhood.

You don't necessary need to win award for people to know that you are the best.

Okocha didn't win African best footballer but he played better than Kanu and co who won the title.

When one mention great musicians in Nigeria, Burna may not even be on top 10 even though he won the Grammy.

Win an award simply means means that you met the criteria of the body giving the award.

Some writers in Africa didn't win Nobel prize on Literature but yet they are far better than some of those who won the award.

I wish Davido success in his award nominations.

The truth is that the world had her best musicians in the 1980s, 1990s and early 2000, those days we had the likes of Micheal Jackson, Tupac, Sisquo, Usher, Celine Dion, Westlife, Madonna, Backstreet boys, Eminem, Michael Montgomery, Enrique Iglesias, Lionel Richie, Bob Marley, Peter Torch etc.
Should I even talk about the legendary Elvis Presley and The Beatles that reigned in 1960s.

Then in Nigeria we had African China, Faze, Tuface, Psquare, Mohit Records etc.

Should I talk about Fela Kuti, Ebenezer Obey, Victor Olaiya, Bright Chimezie, Theresa Onuorah, Emeka Morocco, etc

The one present Nigerian artists I would tip to win Grammy is Johnny Drill and Simi, maybe flavour can also come on board

The truth is that Grammy has lowered is bar of giving award cos musicians are no more.


Politics / Re: APC Must Become Born Again To End Electoral Malpractice, Says Dino Melaye by Fasindo: 10:14pm On Nov 11

In Kogi the election is just like choose between two thieves

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Politics / Re: Ogun Trader Cries Out As Iyaloja Seizes Goods, Dismantles Stall by Fasindo: 10:01pm On Nov 05

Iyaloja of Ogun market is learning from Iyaloja of Lagos market.

The only difference is that Iyaloja of Lagos won't due the slapping herself, her worshippers would have been the one to deal with the woman
Crime / Re: Man Caught On Camera Stealing Laptop At A Tech Event In Abuja by Fasindo: 8:45am On Nov 05

Abuja headquarters of thieves.

This is one of the reasons I make sure I only buy bags that can be locked with 3 number codes.

Abuja houses all manners of thieves.

If you looking for political thieves, go to Aso Rock and National Assembly in Asokoro

If you are looking for judicial thieves go to supreme court Asokoro

If you looking for election thieves, go INEC office for Abuja.

If you are looking for certificate thieve, you already know where you will see him in Abuja

If you are looking for security thieves, go to Politice Headquarters, Army headquarters, Defense headquarters.

If you are looking for thieves who thieves from Yahoo boys, go EFC office in Abuna

If you looking for car thieves, go to Jabi motor park

If you are looking for yahoo thieves go to Gwarimpa.

If you are looking for pickpocket thieves, go to AYA, Begger junction and life camp junction.

If you are looking for manhood thieves they are all over Abuja.

If you are looking for business thieves go to Wuse market and Barnex

If you are looking for Iron Condemn thieves, go to Mpape and Apo.

If you are looking for phone thieves go to Kubwa, Lugbe and Nyanya.

If you are looking administrative thieves go to Maitama, Katampe, Katampe extension.

The crazy thing is that all these places are in Abuja, there is no manner of thieves you will not see in Abuja

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Celebrities / Re: "Ojapiano" From Anambra State Doesn't Want To Perform For An Ebonyi Man by Fasindo: 6:17pm On Nov 04

Don't judge until you hear from the accused

3 Great rules to live by:
1. Do not believe anything you see on social media

2. Do not believe anything untill you get the full details by hearing from both side

3. Do not condemn anyone for his or her actions cos there might be some genuine reasons for him/her doing so.

There a lot of Ebonyians living and married to Anambra and there are many Ebonyians living and married to Ebonyi.

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Politics / Re: France To Return $150 Million Abacha Loot by Fasindo: 9:06pm On Nov 03

This Abacha loot no dey end?

There is no government that came unboard without benefiting from his loot

Yahoo boys are cashing out from oyibo women while Federal government keep on cashing out on Abacha loot, same occupation but different process and office.

Abacha remain the best dead president Nigeria ever had.
It's so amazing that after more than 25 yrs after his death, kept on sending us alert in hard currencies, just for the love he has for this country.

Only if the likes of Yar Dua, Sir Ernest Shonekan will emulate him.

Well, jejely wetin for Buhari, Babangida, Jonathan, Obansanjo and the current one in Aso Rock time to depart this world to know if they will be as half generous as Abacha

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Politics / Re: Joe Igbokwe: I Will Not Rest Until Rufai Oseni Is Sacked From Arise TV by Fasindo: 10:09am On Nov 03

If APC had being performing well, there won't be avenue for Arise TV and Rufai to keep disgracing them every day

If they are performing, they have NTA and TVC to use debunk and attack back Arise TV and Rufai Oseni and equally showcase their performance

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Sends Robots To 'destroy Hamas Terrorist Tunnels' As Troops Surround Gaza by Fasindo: 7:34pm On Nov 02

Well, even if you kill a Muslim there is still a better hope for him in paradise.

In paradise he will have access to clean 72 virgins without menstrual flow.

But what surprises me the most is how someone who has been promised and sure of 72 clean virgins is now scared of Isreali weapons.

Well, one thing people should know is that Isrealis has won more than Nobel prize more than all Islamic countries combined.

The Isreali weapons industry known as IWI is more sophisticated than majority of Arab weapon industries.

Isreal has more support from super power countries than all Islamic countries combined.

Palestinians has proven to be empty headed people cos it's an only empty headed person that keep fighting someone that always defeat him when ever they fight.

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Travel / Re: Air Peace Launches Direct Flight From Kano To Saudi Arabia (picture) by Fasindo: 8:51am On Nov 02

Welcome development.

Anything that will help our brothers and sisters to visit Saudi Arabia and stone the devil is a welcome development and I support that.
I wish I have the power to gather stones and give them which they will use in stoning the devil.

More Alhajis and Alhajas will be added to the already existing ones we have in Nigeria.

Airpeace should make sure none of his flight pass through Palestine airspace to avoid Israeli bombing.

I wish those that will be going for this year Hajj success in their Hajj.

Politics / Re: Thousands Of Igbo Jews In Anambra Pray For Israel by Fasindo: 10:23pm On Nov 01


One thing I love about the Jewish worshippers is that they can never tie bomb in their waist or any part of their body and enter a public place and blow themselves and the people there up.

None of their preachers has ever entered any country and tag their Air force 'Jewish Air force' or call the immigration of any country 'Jewish Immigration'

They don't slaughter people in a bid to force them to convert to Judaism.

They don't support anybody killing for their religion and God with a promise of 72 virgin in paradise.

They try to leave in peace with people in other countries.

They don't have any known terrorist group associated to them like one religion that has almost all the terrorist group playing allegiance to them.

They don't preach hatred.

Abraham their founder didn't kill.
He didn't fought anyone.
He didn't marry an 8 years old girl.
He didn't take over any of his servant or adopted son's wife, with a lie that God ask him to do so.

And above all they are not suicide bombers.

Let the Jews breath.


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Politics / Re: Tinubu Asks Senate To Confirm 10 INEC RECs by Fasindo: 8:18am On Nov 01

Do not think these people are coming to serve

Opportunity for them, their family, friends and acquittances to eat from the national treasury of election bribe coffers.

The first that will benefit from this will be Isah Shaka Ehimeakne
of Edo State cos Edo election will be coming up in 2026, other appointees will have to wait till 2027 when elections will be contested in their various state.

I jealousy and envy Isah Shaka Ehimeakne of Edo state so much cos he will benefit from Edo state 2026 elections and still benefits from the 2027 election, who says God can not bless someone over night.

Election under APC is far from being free and fair, we have to wait till God knows when to conduct free and fair election.

The winner of eache election will not be determined by who people voted the most, but by who bribe the most.

Once more,I wish them successful eating of politicians bribery money.
Politics / Re: "I Accept The Decision": Yahaya Bello Congratulates Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan by Fasindo: 5:25pm On Oct 31

Congratulations Akpoti

He has no option.
If Bello has an option he would have made sure that Natasha has no chance and consequently kill her political career, but that Natasha na lioness.

She defeated Bello
She defeated Ohere
She defeated APC
She defeated INEC

That woman is beautiful
She is politically strong
She is smart
She is financially ok
She is learned.
She is the type of lady every niggar should date and marry, not the type that will come on nairaland to insult men and still go offline to beg 100 naira recharge card from same men nor the type that couldn't recite the national anthem on national television.
Should I even talk about the ones that doesn't know the arm of government that makes law, even though they claimed to have studied law

Congrats Natasha once again

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Romance / Re: How Long Do You Use Your Toothbrush Before Replacing It? by Fasindo: 1:23pm On Oct 28

Do people use toothbrush for long?

OP is using his toothbrush for 5 or 6 months that is very unhygienic.
Toothbrush shouldn't be used more than 3 months.

Anyway, the maximum I can use too brush is 2 weeks.
I always make sure I have at least 3 to 5 extra toothbrush at home.

If you are a lady and you visited me and stayed upto a month without changing your toothbrush, I will call of the damn relationship, I abhors dirtiness.

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Celebrities / Re: Once I Have A Baby Outside Marriage, I Will Never Marry Again- Mercy Eke(vid) by Fasindo: 12:57pm On Oct 17

Her choice.

Hope she knows that once she becomes a baby mama, her market value will reduce by 60%.
Most people will not see him as someone left over.

Some of the senators will not be booking her anymore.
Her house of Rep. clients won't be calling her anymore.
Some big business men won't be funding her anymore cos they won't see the need.
Some male celebrities won't feel free booking her for the weekend.
My prick won't even be standing anytime I see her even if she naked cos I hate single mothers.

Before she takes that decision, she should ask Yvonne Nelson and them T. Boss how market.

She can also add Tonto Dike to the list

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israeli Navy Unit Shooting Hamas Terrorists At Sea (Video) by Fasindo: 12:51pm On Oct 17

So Israel has taken the fight into sea.
They have decimated Hamas on the ground.
Decimated them on the air
Now they are on the sea to deal with.

The fight will soon enter spiritual, that is when Palestine will know why God is God 'The God of Isrea'

In this life just know your senior and always respect him by not looking for his trouble.

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Autos / Re: Buy A Car And Pay In Monthly Installment Guide In Nigeria by Fasindo: 4:17pm On Oct 02

So easy buy has gone from phone to car.

Just waiting for the day they will allow us to buy private jet and pay instalmentally, I won't mind buying fighters and use it bomb any politicians that will contestant election with a shaking hand, no known father, mother, sister and brother

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Fashion / Re: Piercing Of Men's Ear. What's Your Moral View On It? by Fasindo: 1:45pm On Oct 02

There is nothing wrong in piercing one's ear, it will only make you feminine.

I just pray that since you are trying to look feminine, may God add monthly period for you, this will make it more perfect to behold

I also hope that you have enough money to settle Naija police cos to them you be yahoo boy.

By the way,with this ear piercing, forget about looking for job outside tech

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Career / Re: Thread On Volunteering Opportunities In Nigeria by Fasindo: 4:46am On Sep 19

Executives Helping Initiative (EHI) are a non-profit organization dedicated to transforming lives and making a lasting impact in our communities. Their focus areas include supporting orphanages, aiding inmates in prison, community development.

They are actively recruiting for passionate volunteers who want to be Team Lead and Team member in their ongoing recruiting exercise

You can apply for the role and read more about the organisation using the flyer

#thevolunteerplug #2023

There is no link for the application on the flier
Politics / Re: Soludo Announces Palliatives To Mitigate Fuel Subsidy Removal by Fasindo: 5:31am On Aug 22

Soludo Solution.

These is what palliative ought to be, the next governor that will role out good palliative like this is Zulum, Alex Otti and Uba Sani.

Kogi governor will just pocket his own without doing anything


Politics / Re: BREAKING: Terrorists Kill 18 In #borno, Abduct Soldiers, Civilians by Fasindo: 4:34pm On Aug 14

Tinubu never promised security during the campaign

Boko Haram is having a field day in Borno while the only thing giving our Commander in Chief sleepless night is how to invade Niger Republic.

Tinubu should use the same energy he used in closing Niger - Nigerian border, in closing all access to Sambisa forest and order Nigerian army to invade the forest

Seems like having Democracy in Niger is more important than the lifes of Nigerians

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Politics / Re: Netizens Slam Akeredolu For Giving Brand New Vehicles To Ondo Lawmakers by Fasindo: 4:24pm On Aug 14

Lootocratic country.

It's only in Nigeria that lawmakers are giving cars and other huge welfare to enable them perform their duties while Teachers, Doctors, and other civil servants trek to work under hot sun.
No wonder most maths teachers are very wicked, imagine teaching mathematics to students after trekking for almost an hour from New Benin to Ikpoba just to teach Western Boys Secondary school students mathematics that will never take you and your mathematics serious.

What do I know self, APC online minions will come to defend this.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Will Be Worse Than Buhari, Says Prof Babafemi Badejo by Fasindo: 5:18am On Aug 08

I will continue where Tinubu stopped.... Tinubu

Everybody knows that Tinubu will be worse than Buhari not just in corruption, but in every other sector.
He was the one who openly told us he will continue where Buhari stopped.

Anyway, the criteria for working under Jagaban is that
1. You must be corrupt.
2. You must be corrupt.
3. You must be corrupt.

Other criteria to be an APC online supporter is that.
1. You must hate Peter Obi.
2. You must Igbos
3. You must hate Peter Obi and Igbos again

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Politics / Re: Niger Closes Air Space Citing ‘Threat Of Intervention’ by Fasindo: 5:40am On Aug 07

So Nigerian witches and Wizard traveling to Italy and Lybia will now follow Chad

Niger coup plotters are not even ready to back out.
One thing for sure is that once they get Russian Wagner support, US will back out, followed by UK, then France, then AU, follower by ECOWAS and Tinubu will never say or do pim about the coup again.

Us in his wisdom will try to push Tinubu to go fight Niger so that they can sale weapon to both Nigeria and Niger so as to make money.

By the way, Tinubu must not send any troop to Niger cos we know how Nigerian milliary behave aggressively to Nigerian citizens they are meant to protect, only God know how they will brutally treat Niger citizens.

In as much as I don't like coup, the issue should be handled diplomatically and not by use of force.

Northerners will even see any Tinubu fight against Niger as a fight against northerners.

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Politics / Re: Vandalism. FG Threatens To Block 2nd Niger Bridge by Fasindo: 5:35am On Aug 04

Instead of providing security at the bridge to ensure there is no repetition of the act and possibly arrest the vandals they are talking of closing the bridge.

Anyway, those stealing the iron are not igbos cos all the Igbos are observing sit at home so the vandals most be foreigners who ain't observing the sit at home.

When are they going to block all the roads in Maitama, Wuse and Central areas that all the aboki all condemn hunters has stolen all the irons used to cover the underground drainage system.

There is hardly a day that people don't fall into those holes due to the removal of the iron used to cover it by northerner iron condemn hunters.

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Politics / Re: President Tinubu To Attend Groundbreaking Of Gwagwalada Power Project Today by Fasindo: 5:30am On Aug 04

Hope they won't block the road?

I wish he can move from the villa to Gwagwalada without any escort so that Nigerians can show him how much they love him.

Why doing this, he should also make a brief stop at Berger roundabout so that the people at the roundabout will appreciate him the more.

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Politics / Re: Protest Begins In Kano As Nigerians March Against Hardship Under Tinubu’s Govt by Fasindo: 6:20pm On Aug 01

Kano Gida

I wonder why all the state with big IGR like Ogun, Osun and now Kano are doing protest due to hard life they experience in less than two months of fuel subsidy removal why the less IGR states like Akwa Ibom, Anambra, Plateau etc are not doing any protest.
Does it mean that the governors of those big IGR are pocketing the IGR and leaving the masses in penury why the less IGR states government officials are allowing the little IGR to go round to the masses which has made them not to be protesting?

You can't over tax the people in bid to claim big IGR and leave them with nothing.

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