And the guy is fasting for Ramadan.

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Once Israel enters any country or city, just know that the place is finished.

With this, US will help destroy Gaza and turn it to ruins like they did to Afghanistan, Libya etc.

Hamas made a very big mistake by striking Israel, in years to come there may not be Palestine, all thanks to Hamas.

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I wish this is 2019 that 2 bullion van entered Tinubu house on the eve of the election.
If that incident has happened now, people would have looted the bullion van before it gets to boudillion


Anyway, since people are hungry, I will advise people/ sellers to stop moving their goods and foods during the day, they should be transporting it at night to avoid looting

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First of all I'm happy that our northern brothers and sister are now on the internet space, during 2go period, I never met or saw any of them on 2go.
I think it's a welcome development that should be encouraged.

Presently, the current group of Northerners don't even carry small radio again, they now use Android phones to get their information on the net.

We even now have Arewa Twitter on X.

On the issue of the girl, they should leave her alone,she is just a Genz and can't be controlled but can only be curtailed when it comes to TikTok.
By the way,once any lady goes to TikTok, just forget about her. So Kano people should just forget about the girl, she is gone

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Finished men


You are planning a surprise for a girl who is busy in another guy DM telling him that she has no boyfriend.

Dear men, only invest in a girl related to you by blood or has same surname with you, anything outside this is a waste of resources

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Money that they will loot.


This country has different source of finance, but you begin to wonder what they uses the money they generate from.

UK should pay up immediately, they can't be collecting millions from Nigerian visa applicants and not pay the money they are owing

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When are they banning medical tourism for politicians?


Iya kamoru that's hawks agbo drinks mixed with satchet origin bitters and London dry gin will surely not be happy with this.

Agboros in motor parks that drinks satchet gins to clear their eye every morning will surely not be happy with this.

Should I talk about bus drivers and conductors that uses it to clear their eye to be seeing clearly when ever they are driving, them too won't be happy with this.

What about my landlord that satchet hot drinks to inform his gods that he was woken up every morning by pouring it on the floor of his doorstep, him too won't be happy with this.

What about Jennifer that uses sachet hot drink to calm herself down when ever she is waiting for customers at night, at Oluku every night, she and her colleagues too won't be happy with this.

Let me not forget of our policemen too that uses it too get high too, them will also not be happy with this.

Dear Tinubu government, let satchet hot drinker breath.

Me as long as they don't ban satchet tomatoes and satchet toothpaste, I'm ok with it.

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Let him tell Akpabio to transfer prayer to her mail box


I just pity Atiku, majority of those that supported him in 2023 election has left him for Tinubu, this is what happens when you gather people without any ideology outside their selfish interest to sing praises for you.

Uche Ekwunife is now in APC
Bwala is now singing praises for Tinubu.
Reno Omokri has abandoned him and start praising Tinubu

Poor Atiku.

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Wike may end up being one of Tinubu best minister just as Amaechi was to Tinubu.


Good that he visited the site to access project so far.

Seems like the outgone FCT minister just did a shaby work in the project.

The last FCT minister was the most incompetent FCT minister Abuja ever had.

Wike should make FCTA active, the staff are just doing no good work that favour Abuja residents, the only key work they do is to be collecting money from people building houses

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Mtchew!!!!


No separation of power.
He bought his way into president.
He bought INEC.
He bought Judiciary.
He bought the legislative arm.

He institutionalized himself in the state he governed before.
He institutionalized himself in his region.
He has come to institutionalize himself in Nigeria, and the worst thing is that if you speak his online paid attack dogs will haul insults at you, even though they are the most suffering in the scheme of things.


All I know is that you can support him from now till anytime, it doesn't take away the fact that in reality you are suffering and smiling.

Even those being fed by him are nothing but a well fed slave.

I'm happy that we no more hearing 'This government will favour me and my family' we are not in the era of 'Ebi pa wa ooo!'
Soonest the reality of things on ground will push the one time supporters to arch enemy.

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Congratulations to Portable


Portables na real street guy, unlike Charles Okocha.

I would want the organizers of tournament to organize another boxing match that will be between Portable ( King of Zazu) and Pastor Odumeje (The lion himself)

Since Odumeje is the battle, the lion and bahose.

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She has been rescued from 2024 Shiloh.


Just ask her the meaning of 'scum' and watch her sweat and stammer.

Most ladies just use words they hear from people without knowing the truth meaning, they just know it's an insulting word.

When a lady says she is a feminist, interrupt her by asking her what is Feminism, she won't get the truly meaning.

When she says someone is a nascist, ask her the meaning and see her look up to the sky for meaning.

When she call you a womanizer, ask her the meaning and watch her still fail it.

Most ladies feed their look and not their brain.
If you want to finish them totally, give them PC and ask them to type their CV

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Seems like is now difficult to get anything original in Nigeria these days, most of the things sold in the market are now fake. Even the presido get fake certificate.

Fake Heinz
Fake Heineken
Fake sardine
Fake paracetamol
Fake Azul
Fake Andre
Fake malt drink

Ladies now has
Fake nyash
Fake breast
Fake skin colour
Fake hair
Fake height
Fake cameltoe

Students and politician now battle for
Fake admission
Fake NYSC certificate
Fake JAMB result

In the religious field, we have
Fake Bishops created by APC

Fake house agent

God help us

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Please read this

On the argument that Christmas is a Pagan feast

Another Christmas, and the recycled argument continues on how 25th December is a pagan feast, and how Christ was not born on the 25th.

Some things don’t go well with me, arguments like this that don’t make any logical sense.

Let us agree that Jesus was not born on the 25th, can you kindly suggest to us a new date? And since you know he was not born on the 25th, it therefore means you know or have an idea of the date he was born. Tell us then.

I heard this same argument for Sunday. They said Sunday is a day of worship of the pagan Sun-god and that the meaning of Sunday came from the Sun-god.

I remembered sharing a detailed teaching and telling those propagating that message the reason for Sunday, being that it was the first day of the week, and Christ rose that day and started appearing to his disciples every first day of the week as they gathered behind closed doors in prayers.

I think I should not have wasted my time in doing that, what I should have done would have been to simply remind them that the days of the week as we have them today were all adopted. They are all pagan.

Monday is named after the god of the moon. Thursday is for the Norse god known in Modern English as Thor. Friday is named after the Anglo-Saxon goddess Fríge. Saturday is named after the Roman god Saturn.

There is this impression from some of you that once anything has a pagan origin it is evil and it is impossible for it to be 'Christianized.'

Well, unfortunately, many things came from the pagans, including the papyrus that was used to write the bible in those days. The tradition of offering visitors kolanut in Igbo culture is largely pagan. Even Baptism as we know it today as the pouring of water or immersion in rivers did not start with Christians. Eating pork is pagan. New yam festival is pagan. Ojuju Calabar is pagan.

What some of you fail to see is that the Christian faith must be planted in a culture for it to take root. Even St Paul while preaching to the Areopagus in Act 17:16-34 had to use what the Athens have as an altar to the "unknown god", to plant the message of the living and known God into them.

Once the Christian faith is planted in any culture, it uproots the bad in it and retains the good. This is why once you mention "Sunday" we think about the day of worship in church and not sun-god. This is why 25th December may not be the day Christ was born in your calculation, but it has taken a Christian dimension pushing aside whatever it was known with before. This is why the cross, which was pagan, and seen as a symbol of shame, has now taken a total different meaning the moment Christ was crucified on it.

The pagan cross moved from shame to fame, from gory to glory (let me be looking for rhyme words like a motivational speaker since na watin una wan hear. Nobody should stress me biko.)

#PurestPurity

From Fr. Kelvin Ugwu

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President Buhari, the only Nigerian president that minded his business when he was president and still minded his business when he left office.

Happy birthday to the man who showed Nigeria shege in large quantity.

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ShopRite can go well ever dey come from I basically don't care.

As long as aboki that sales galo galo, fura da nunu, massa are all active in the street of Kano business will keep booming

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Nigerian military is one of the most corrupt government institution in Nigeria.

The top high ranking officers from Colonel and above are corruption personified.

There is hardly any estate in Abuja you won't see a very big expensive mansion owned by these Generals.

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Happy birthday to her.

There are three things a woman can never tell the truth about it.
1. Her body count.
2. Her age.
3. The number of abortions she has had.

Well, if Tinubu is just 70, who am I go doubt her age

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Aba is African home of wears.


All the clothes you see in that pix were all made in Aba, we can grow the industry by patronizing them.

Some African countries like Ghana, Cameroon, Mali, Niger Republic, Chad, Congo etc do come to Aba to buy their wears while we in Nigeria keep patronizing Chinese wears thereby growing their market.

Let's learn to grow our market by patronizing home made.

Dear Yorubas not every attack on Yorubas are from Igbos.
Dear Igbos not every attack on Igbos are from Yorubas.
Some of these attacks are mostly done by some irresponsible elements from other tribes.
Let's learn to ignore them

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Edo oni mo se


Everyone is claiming ownership of Lagos, very soon the Portuguese will enter the race and say they founded Lagos, after all it was named after their city (Laos)

Tinubu urchins believed that Tinubu developed Lagos but don't want to hear that Benin founded Lagos, this is purely double standard

By the way, since everyone is claiming to be founder and owner of Lagos, can we now say it's a 'NO MANS LAND'

Eko oni baje

Oba of Benin I know for sure can never lie.


Oba gha to okpere!!!

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Cuppy is like a national cake for men


Cuppy go soon reach everybody, it's your turn today and another man turn tomorrow. Just bang her and pass her to the next man.
I pity the simp that will end up wifying her.


Only God knows what Cuppy would have become if she is from a poor family, the reason God created her into a wealthy family
Babe belong to the street full time.

Cuppy would soon have exes from each continent of the world, it's a matter of time.

Me I will patiently wait when it will be my turn to chop her too, after all the patient dog eat the fattest bone,no need for me to rush

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He should lie flat to him if he want

He didn't kneel down to showcase his certificate to Kogites in appreciation for electing him but he knelt down to present it to the governor, now we know who actually elected him.


Kwanknwaso is using Engr Abba Yusuf (Abba Gida Gida) to do third term in Kano.
Wike is using Fubara to do third term in Rivers State.
Tinubu is using Sanwo Only to do 7th tenure in Lagos.

Oshiomhole tried using Obaseki to do extra tenure but he resisted him cos Edo no be Lagos.

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Congratulations Bayelsans


Is GEJ subtly saying that APC is synonymous to insecurity, because apart from PDP the only party that could have captured Balyesa with their snatch it's, grab it and run away mantra is APC.

There is no week that will pass without hearing one form of security threat in key APC states like:
Benue, Plateau, Borno, Kogi, Imo,Ogun, Lagos, Kaduna, Yobe, Ondo etc
Even Abuja where the snatch it, grab it and run away master is sitting is not spared.

When ever US issues a travel ban, check most of the state are always governed by APC.
90% are always APC states.

Congratulations to Bayelsan from freeing from APC insecurity issue.
I only pity Kano that they have grabbed, snatched and added to their insecurity worsening State.

Once I again, I Congratulate the good people of Bayelsa.
Imo people should just pray for the next for years to come fast.

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Avoid any organization it's uniform is black, they are always chaotic


Just last two weeks it was navy and Kogi governor escort that clashed at a checkpoint, guess who was at fault = Police
Now it's immigration officers and police officers at another checkpoint, from the article guess who was at fault again= Police.

No wonder Canadian court declared them a criminal organization.

They will finally meet their match the day they will try this is army personnel at any checkpoint.

Believe you me if it was Boko Haram or Fulani herdsmen that mount that checkpoint, police won't dare come close

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Moved on lady


Ask her how she helped Igharo carrier and see how she will start beating around the bush like Tinubu manifesto

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Spirit of nationhood.



You don't necessary need to win award for people to know that you are the best.

Okocha didn't win African best footballer but he played better than Kanu and co who won the title.

When one mention great musicians in Nigeria, Burna may not even be on top 10 even though he won the Grammy.

Win an award simply means means that you met the criteria of the body giving the award.


Some writers in Africa didn't win Nobel prize on Literature but yet they are far better than some of those who won the award.

I wish Davido success in his award nominations.

The truth is that the world had her best musicians in the 1980s, 1990s and early 2000, those days we had the likes of Micheal Jackson, Tupac, Sisquo, Usher, Celine Dion, Westlife, Madonna, Backstreet boys, Eminem, Michael Montgomery, Enrique Iglesias, Lionel Richie, Bob Marley, Peter Torch etc.
Should I even talk about the legendary Elvis Presley and The Beatles that reigned in 1960s.

Then in Nigeria we had African China, Faze, Tuface, Psquare, Mohit Records etc.

Should I talk about Fela Kuti, Ebenezer Obey, Victor Olaiya, Bright Chimezie, Theresa Onuorah, Emeka Morocco, etc

The one present Nigerian artists I would tip to win Grammy is Johnny Drill and Simi, maybe flavour can also come on board


The truth is that Grammy has lowered is bar of giving award cos musicians are no more.

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In Kogi the election is just like choose between two thieves

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Abuja headquarters of thieves.

This is one of the reasons I make sure I only buy bags that can be locked with 3 number codes.

Abuja houses all manners of thieves.

If you looking for political thieves, go to Aso Rock and National Assembly in Asokoro

If you are looking for judicial thieves go to supreme court Asokoro

If you looking for election thieves, go INEC office for Abuja.

If you are looking for certificate thieve, you already know where you will see him in Abuja

If you are looking for security thieves, go to Politice Headquarters, Army headquarters, Defense headquarters.

If you are looking for thieves who thieves from Yahoo boys, go EFC office in Abuna

If you looking for car thieves, go to Jabi motor park

If you are looking for yahoo thieves go to Gwarimpa.

If you are looking for pickpocket thieves, go to AYA, Begger junction and life camp junction.

If you are looking for manhood thieves they are all over Abuja.

If you are looking for business thieves go to Wuse market and Barnex

If you are looking for Iron Condemn thieves, go to Mpape and Apo.

If you are looking for phone thieves go to Kubwa, Lugbe and Nyanya.

If you are looking administrative thieves go to Maitama, Katampe, Katampe extension.

The crazy thing is that all these places are in Abuja, there is no manner of thieves you will not see in Abuja

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