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CelebritiesRe: Hailey And Justin Bieber Have Welcomed Their First Child, Jack Blues Bieber by Fasindo: 8:41am On Aug 24, 2024
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Congratulations to Justin and
Hailey Bieber


Justin is 30 and already married with his first child.
Hailey Bieber was born in 1996 is already a mother, she is just 27.

So if you ar a woman above 27 years, you should be in your husband house.
PoliticsRe: Seized Aircraft: FG Working To Resolve Dispute With Chinese Firm - Minister by Fasindo: 9:35am On Aug 17, 2024
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Hahaha


Where is that Attorney-General that said the aircrafts are under immunity and can't be touched and his supporters on nairaland.

Why is FG initiating peace talk to resolve the matter since the aircrafts can't be touched since it's under immunity??

My own is that China should carry four (4) people from Federal government and 7 people from Ogun State as settlement

Imagine if it was Anambra or any Eastern or South South State that did what Ogun did, Ronu people would have cursed the hell out of Igbos or South Southerners
EducationRe: Student Loan: UNIBEN Confirms Receipt Of N24.4m For 332 Students by Fasindo: 6:40pm On Aug 15, 2024
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Mtchew



I still don't buy the idea of students loan, why giving loan to students when you have not create empowerment platform for them for easy repayment of the loan after graduation.

How do you expect them to pay back the loan after graduation when unemployment is on the increase.

Subsidize education, use the students loan to create industry for them to be employed after graduation.

Tinubu is a disaster with zero economic policy
PoliticsRe: Oyo State Declares August 20 Work-Free To Mark Isese Day by Fasindo: 5:10pm On Aug 15, 2024
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Ajoke my lover


I'm very happy for this cos it will enable Ajoke that will be coming to place for weekend to stay more days.
17 and 18 is already weekend, then adding 19 being Monday cos there won't be work cos Tuesday is already public holiday for Isese festival.

One beer for Seyi Makinde
PoliticsRe: Kidnapped Former Delta Commissioner Mrakpor Regains Freedom by Fasindo: 9:21am On Aug 10, 2024
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Good she was released.



Did they later paid the 1 billion cos I know that money must have exchanged hand before she was released.

Anyway, I heard the woman was brutal in dealing with the masses as a commissioner, she facilitied the destruction of people's house and shops.
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Enforcing Curfew In Bauchi Open Fire On Residents, Kill 5, Injure 8 by Fasindo: 9:04pm On Aug 07, 2024
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Same army shot an innocent boy in Kaduna

No military has ever defeated its own citizens during an uprising.
Nigerian Army shouldn't push the citizens of Nigeria to the wall

Tafawa Belewa and Toro has the most quiet and gentle people in Bauchi State, Tafawa Belewa is made up over 92% christians I wonder why the military would kill them, instead of arresting them since they ain't with any weapons.
PoliticsRe: RRS, Taskforce Begin Visibility Patrol In Lagos (Video) by Fasindo: 8:16pm On Jul 31, 2024
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I can bet my with my two eggs that over 90% of the lower cadre police men are fully insupport of the protest.

The economy is bitting them hard too, I saw one sergeant today at Gwarimpa 4th Avenue, pricing N200 for N150, I had to pity him and ask the seller to give him N500 corn.

Even the corn Tinubu promised us during Campaign has become too expensive that many can't even buy it, including police, army and Civil Defence
Foreign AffairsRe: In Ghana, Court Bars Economic Hardship Protest by Fasindo: 8:12pm On Jul 31, 2024
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Ghana already started their protest today.

The judge is taking a risk, a very big risk.
Hope he knows that when the protest become bloody due to police involvement in trying to enforce the court order, him and his family will be a major target by the masses.

My own is that I have already ironed my shirt, polish my shoes and cleaned my jeans for tomorrow Eagle square protest venue.
PoliticsRe: Intelligence Shows Foreign Mercenaries Involved In Planned Protest - Egbetokun by Fasindo: 2:35am On Jul 27, 2024
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IGP is very right on these one.


The foreign merchineries responsible for the protest are
1.Hunger
2.Unemployment
3.Insecurity
Tribalism
5.Bad economic policies
6.Poor representation
7. Multi-dimensional poverty

APC should arrest them and send them back where they brought them from
CelebritiesRe: Dakore Denies Being Godswill Akpabio's Side Chic (Video) by Fasindo: 8:23am On Jul 23, 2024
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I don't believe Women, majority of them lies a lot.

Anyway here is list of occupation that are red flag in a relationship.

1. Actresses
2. Nurses
3. Actresses
4. Female Realtors
5. Actresses
6. Female bankers
7. Actresses
8. Female POS merchants.
9. Actresses
10. Church Choiresters
11. Actresses
12. Female Bakers
13. Actresses
14. Female personal assistant to men.
15. Actresses
16. Unmarried Female military, police and paramilitary personals
17. Actresses
CelebritiesRe: Davido Signed As Brand Ambassador And Partner With CIG Motors by Fasindo: 8:16am On Jul 23, 2024
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Very unnecessary

Chinese people love throwing money away just like GLO did that sent them into struggling phase till today.

Why signing someone that will never use your product?
Infinix phone once signed Davido as their ambassador and yet he never used their phone, is either he is flaughting his iphone or Samsung.
CIG has signed him now, this is someone that has Mercedes Benzs, Range Rovers, Royce Rolls etc in his car garage.
He will never use any of CIG Motors.

This is one of the reasons I love Pepsi, coke or beer companies, once you become their ambassador, you will be banned from using any of their rival products. Even as a worker you will be banned from using any of their rival products

Money they should have used in marketing their cars in Nigeria.
Foreign AffairsRe: Drone Attack On Tel Aviv, Isreal Leaves One Dead, At Least 10 Injured by Fasindo: 8:20am On Jul 19, 2024
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God bless Israel


Houthis and other Islamic terrorist group don't know the market they are pricing, they won't soon see the harm they are doing to themselves.
By the time Trump wins the November US election, that is when all the Islamic terrorist group will know the market they are pricing.

Trump and Republicans don't joke with Israel, unlike Democrates don't play with ease
Foreign AffairsRe: More Kenyan Police Deployed To Tackle Haiti Violence by Fasindo: 7:25pm On Jul 17, 2024
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Wyclef Jean people


Kenyan police shot a lot people in Kenya during the StopTheFinaceBill protest, but watch how they will never shoot any Haiti citizen. A case of killing your own brother and saving another person's life.

This is same case with Nigerian police, you see them shooting and harassing innocent Nigerians, but when they go for peace keeping they will maintain highest level of discipline by not harming anyone in the foreign country


Haiti would have been a better country if only Wyclef Jean was allowed to rule them
PoliticsRe: Minimum Wage: NLC Threatens A Month Shutdown As Lawmakers Target Fresh Decision by Fasindo: 3:36pm On Jul 16, 2024
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They can afford over 10 million dollars yatch but can't pay the minimum wage.
They can afford over 100 million dollars private jet, when they already have 10 already, but can't pay minimum wage.

They buy luxury houses in Nigeria and abroad own most expensive cars, clothes, send the kids to the best schools abroad and only give 20 trucks of rice to share for each state and their e-rats are jubilating over it.

On the issue of minimum wage, federal govt should allow state control of resources before allowing each state to pay its own minimum wage
Foreign AffairsRe: Spain, Ireland Discuss Recognizing Palestinian State Amid Rafah Evacuation Order by Fasindo: 12:20pm On May 06, 2024
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Laughable


In 1940s when Israel was to be created, there was a quest by US and UK for Palestine to be recognized as a state (country) and Israel to be recognized as one too, Israel agreed.
But Palestine refused, and Israel was established and recognized as an independent nation.

Later, 50 years after, Palestine is now seeking to be recognized as an independent nation, and US, UK and Israel has refused and I support them on that.

Funny enough, neither Spain nor Ireland is a member of UN 5 parmenent security council member state.

If any of Russia, china, France, US and UK are the one discussing this I would be taking them serious not irrelevant Spain and Ireland.


By the way, if US didn't recognize you as an independent nation, you ain't one
CrimeRe: Segun Olatunji: I Was Contracted To Write A False Story Against Gbajabiamila by Fasindo: 7:16am On Apr 30, 2024
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Let him face the law


Exactly same way Reno and Bwala has been contracted to be writing malicious reports about Peter Obi.

He who dances surugede
CrimeRe: UNIMAID Student Attacks 21-yr-old Lady For Rejecting Love Proposal (graphic Pic) by Fasindo: 6:05pm On Mar 23, 2024
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And the guy is fasting for Ramadan.
EducationRe: University Student Praying On Roof Before Exam (pix) by Fasindo: 4:54pm On Mar 11, 2024
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2 Samuel 11


Son of man! Son of man, be careful.
The first man that did this was David in the bible and we all know how it ended.

Dear son of man praying on rooftop, becareful not to end up like David
Foreign AffairsRe: US Sends Ship To Build Temporary Seaport In Gaza(photos) by Fasindo: 9:35am On Mar 10, 2024
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Once Israel enters any country or city, just know that the place is finished.

With this, US will help destroy Gaza and turn it to ruins like they did to Afghanistan, Libya etc.

Hamas made a very big mistake by striking Israel, in years to come there may not be Palestine, all thanks to Hamas.
PoliticsRe: Hardship: Hoodlums loot truckload Of Spaghetti In Zaria by Fasindo: 9:56pm On Mar 01, 2024
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I wish this is 2019 that 2 bullion van entered Tinubu house on the eve of the election.
If that incident has happened now, people would have looted the bullion van before it gets to boudillion


Anyway, since people are hungry, I will advise people/ sellers to stop moving their goods and foods during the day, they should be transporting it at night to avoid looting
PoliticsRe: How Tiktoker, Murja Kunya, Caused Rift Between Hisbah Commander, Gov Yusuf by Fasindo: 9:50pm On Mar 01, 2024
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First of all I'm happy that our northern brothers and sister are now on the internet space, during 2go period, I never met or saw any of them on 2go.
I think it's a welcome development that should be encouraged.

Presently, the current group of Northerners don't even carry small radio again, they now use Android phones to get their information on the net.

We even now have Arewa Twitter on X.

On the issue of the girl, they should leave her alone,she is just a Genz and can't be controlled but can only be curtailed when it comes to TikTok.
By the way,once any lady goes to TikTok, just forget about her. So Kano people should just forget about the girl, she is gone

RomanceRe: Today Is Valentine!! What Will You Surprise Your Partner With by Fasindo: 9:07am On Feb 14, 2024
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Finished men


You are planning a surprise for a girl who is busy in another guy DM telling him that she has no boyfriend.

Dear men, only invest in a girl related to you by blood or has same surname with you, anything outside this is a waste of resources
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Gives Foreign Embassies Two Weeks To Pay $5.36 Million Owed Ground Rents by Fasindo: 9:01am On Feb 14, 2024
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Money that they will loot.


This country has different source of finance, but you begin to wonder what they uses the money they generate from.

UK should pay up immediately, they can't be collecting millions from Nigerian visa applicants and not pay the money they are owing
PoliticsRe: FG Bans Consumption Of Alcoholic Beverages In Small Sachets by Fasindo: 7:22pm On Feb 05, 2024
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When are they banning medical tourism for politicians?


Iya kamoru that's hawks agbo drinks mixed with satchet origin bitters and London dry gin will surely not be happy with this.

Agboros in motor parks that drinks satchet gins to clear their eye every morning will surely not be happy with this.

Should I talk about bus drivers and conductors that uses it to clear their eye to be seeing clearly when ever they are driving, them too won't be happy with this.

What about my landlord that satchet hot drinks to inform his gods that he was woken up every morning by pouring it on the floor of his doorstep, him too won't be happy with this.

What about Jennifer that uses sachet hot drink to calm herself down when ever she is waiting for customers at night, at Oluku every night, she and her colleagues too won't be happy with this.

Let me not forget of our policemen too that uses it too get high too, them will also not be happy with this.

Dear Tinubu government, let satchet hot drinker breath.

Me as long as they don't ban satchet tomatoes and satchet toothpaste, I'm ok with it.
PoliticsRe: "Tinubu Needs Our Prayers", Senator Ekwunife Tells Church by Fasindo: 4:02pm On Jan 15, 2024
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Let him tell Akpabio to transfer prayer to her mail box


I just pity Atiku, majority of those that supported him in 2023 election has left him for Tinubu, this is what happens when you gather people without any ideology outside their selfish interest to sing praises for you.

Uche Ekwunife is now in APC
Bwala is now singing praises for Tinubu.
Reno Omokri has abandoned him and start praising Tinubu

Poor Atiku.
PoliticsRe: Bandits Raise Ransom To N700 Million by Fasindo: 8:05pm On Jan 14, 2024
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PoliticsRe: Abuja Metro Station: It Will Be Disastrous For Me – Wike Condemns Project Design by Fasindo: 5:40pm On Jan 12, 2024
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Wike may end up being one of Tinubu best minister just as Amaechi was to Tinubu.


Good that he visited the site to access project so far.

Seems like the outgone FCT minister just did a shaby work in the project.

The last FCT minister was the most incompetent FCT minister Abuja ever had.

Wike should make FCTA active, the staff are just doing no good work that favour Abuja residents, the only key work they do is to be collecting money from people building houses
PoliticsRe: NASS Will Back Tinubu To Implement 2024 Budget – Speaker Abbas by Fasindo: 7:42am On Jan 02, 2024
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Mtchew!!!!


No separation of power.
He bought his way into president.
He bought INEC.
He bought Judiciary.
He bought the legislative arm.

He institutionalized himself in the state he governed before.
He institutionalized himself in his region.
He has come to institutionalize himself in Nigeria, and the worst thing is that if you speak his online paid attack dogs will haul insults at you, even though they are the most suffering in the scheme of things.


All I know is that you can support him from now till anytime, it doesn't take away the fact that in reality you are suffering and smiling.

Even those being fed by him are nothing but a well fed slave.

I'm happy that we no more hearing 'This government will favour me and my family' we are not in the era of 'Ebi pa wa ooo!'
Soonest the reality of things on ground will push the one time supporters to arch enemy.
TravelRe: "We Are Too Much In UK Thats Why Light Went Off" Nigerian Man Says (video) by Fasindo: 3:57pm On Dec 27, 2023
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CelebritiesRe: Portable Defeats Charles Okocha To Win Keenly Contested Celebrity Boxing Match by Fasindo: 3:47am On Dec 27, 2023
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Congratulations to Portable


Portables na real street guy, unlike Charles Okocha.

I would want the organizers of tournament to organize another boxing match that will be between Portable ( King of Zazu) and Pastor Odumeje (The lion himself)

Since Odumeje is the battle, the lion and bahose.
RomanceRe: Lady Shares Wedding Pictures After Claiming Men Are Scum by Fasindo: 9:26pm On Dec 26, 2023
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She has been rescued from 2024 Shiloh.


Just ask her the meaning of 'scum' and watch her sweat and stammer.

Most ladies just use words they hear from people without knowing the truth meaning, they just know it's an insulting word.

When a lady says she is a feminist, interrupt her by asking her what is Feminism, she won't get the truly meaning.

When she says someone is a nascist, ask her the meaning and see her look up to the sky for meaning.

When she call you a womanizer, ask her the meaning and watch her still fail it.

Most ladies feed their look and not their brain.
If you want to finish them totally, give them PC and ask them to type their CV
FashionRe: How Genuine Are The Fragrance Sold In Nigeria? by Fasindo: 2:55pm On Dec 26, 2023
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Seems like is now difficult to get anything original in Nigeria these days, most of the things sold in the market are now fake. Even the presido get fake certificate.

Fake Heinz
Fake Heineken
Fake sardine
Fake paracetamol
Fake Azul
Fake Andre
Fake malt drink

Ladies now has
Fake nyash
Fake breast
Fake skin colour
Fake hair
Fake height
Fake cameltoe

Students and politician now battle for
Fake admission
Fake NYSC certificate
Fake JAMB result

In the religious field, we have
Fake Bishops created by APC

Fake house agent

God help us

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