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Education / Re: 75% Nigerian Children Can’t Read, Solve Maths – UNICEF by Fasindo: 6:51am On Jan 25, 2023
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Nigeria my country


No wonder our able minister for education agreed that he failed in education.
The pathetic part is about 60% of this population are from a particular region of this country.

Anyway, how can they know how to write nor solve simple mathematics when Buhari government has made their parents so poor that they don't have money to enroll them in a good school or extramoral lesson.

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Politics / Re: Gov Yahaya Bello Lobbies Ayu, Vows To Deliver Kogi To Atiku - SaharaReporters by Fasindo: 1:13pm On Jan 22, 2023
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Way to go


All those who had the intention of contesting the primary's but was sidelined like Yahya Bello and those who contested the primary's with Tinubu like Amaechi, Jack Rich, Osibanjo etc are not happy with the Paul Biya of Lagos and they may work against him during general election.

You can use money to buy the delegates to vote you but you can't use money to buy your fellow primary contesters to vote you.
Tinubu will see shege on 25th

With Bello or without Bello support, Natasha will win. No room for APC in Kogi

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NYSC / Re: Youth Corper Shows Poor State Of Accommodation Assigned To Him (Photos) by Fasindo: 8:41am On Jan 22, 2023
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Cry not my beloved country.


This accomodation is even a 5 star hotel compare to some NYSC camp hostels and toilet.

But as long as Zainab, Amaka or Tinu can visit him in the room to collect the holy rod of Zebulun and Naphatali, I see no problem with it, after all is just a period of 11 months.

By the way, I heard this place is far better than Siofra boyfriend apartment.

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Politics / Re: Security Shoots As Crowd Throws Stone At Atiku's Convoy In Ogun (Video) by Fasindo: 5:27pm On Jan 19, 2023
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They said we should stone them.

When Atiku and his cohorts were bringing in Buhari in 2015 they said if the didn't perform that we should stone them, so Ogun people had just done to him what he said we should do them.
Thank you Ogun people.

Obi is the only top candidate who didn't have a hand in bringing in the current disaster government, so I will vote him.

Peter Obi for president

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Romance / Re: I Cheated But Do Not Want To Admit by Fasindo: 5:14pm On Jan 15, 2023
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Fear woman


Incase if you are still looking for who to cheat on him with, I'm available.

When you wanted to cheat on him did you seek for our advise.
Now your mind is telling you that the innocent man might find out and you are seeking for our advise. Just pray the innocent man doesn't find out

By the way why are all girls in the forum advising her to lock up. Girls eh!!!

Fear woman!

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Celebrities / Re: Papa Ajasco Is Dead by Fasindo: 9:24am On Jan 15, 2023
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Ajibi jibi

I wonder why death is killing the wrong people.
But anyway, since death that has decided to go after comedians, he should also remember one presidential candidate who of recent has decided to be a comedian.

May his soul RIP
Crime / Re: Scores Of Bandits Arrested In An Hotel In Masaka, Nasarawa (Video) by Fasindo: 5:16am On Jan 13, 2023
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Northern freedom fighters

And there is an army checkpoint before Masaka, so how did they get pass the checkpoint?
Masaka to Abuja is just less than 10mins drive.

Probably, they just came to do a farm work at at Kwankwaso land in Masaka since this is farming season.

Well, all I know is that before this time tomorrow call will come from high ranking government officials that will order for there release.

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Politics / Re: Pictures Of Aisha Yesufu On Labour Party Campaign Trail by Fasindo: 7:54am On Jan 12, 2023
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Beautiful Aisha

Aisha Yesufu is supporting Obi
Femi Falana is supporting Obi
Pa Adebanjo is supporting Obi
Obasanjo is supporting Obi

Tony Kabaka is supporting Tinubu
Orji Uzo Kalu is supporting Tinubu
Asari Dokubo is supporting Tinubu
MC Oluomo is supporting Tinubu
Fani Kayode is supporting Tinubu

Reno is supporting Atiku
Dino Melaye is supporting Atiku
Bala Mohammed is supporting Atiku


Then check each candidates with the key supporters and see who the people that have people at heart is supporting.

Vote P. Obi


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Politics / Re: FG Shortlists 20 Candidates For AGF’s Replacement, Begins Accreditation Monday by Fasindo: 6:34pm On Jan 08, 2023
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Another opportunity to come and steal


Just to fulfil all righteousness, they already know who they will appoint.
I will advise any southerner on the list not to bother wasting his/her time by attending the accreditation
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Says Obi Or Tinubu Should Step-Down by Fasindo: 8:23am On Jan 04, 2023
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Nobody should step down for anybody


Atiku the serial looser, someone who has been contesting the same position since 1992 and yet he has never won.
Even if everyone step down for Atiku he will still not win.

Anyway, Reno Omokri has forgotten that Kwankwaso is a strong contender in tye north, he will still defeat Atiku in entire north

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Celebrities / Re: Twitter User Says Asake’s Baggy Trouser Can Make 45 Skirts For Ayra Starr by Fasindo: 10:43pm On Jan 03, 2023
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Asake trouser can sew agbada for both Aki and paw paw combine

What a crazy world we live in, men dress to cover while women dress to expose.
Watch out how women will start to immitate the Ayra Star dressing fashion.

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Politics / Re: Secondus To Wike: I Have Never Gotten Any Contract From Rivers Govt by Fasindo: 12:47pm On Jan 01, 2023
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This thing called politics


The same Wike that fought tooth and nail to make sure Secondus became PDP chairman.
Just because he is supporting Atiku everything about them became sour. Seems like the easiest way to be Wike's enemy is to support Atiku.

Anyway, Wike should arrest and probe Sencondus is he is guilty.

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Politics / Re: New Year: Jeffrey Guterman Attacks Keyamo Again, Calls Him Mr Mugu by Fasindo: 12:30pm On Jan 01, 2023
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From lawyer to Politician to Calenders interpreter


Festus Keyamo is a Jehovah Witnesses, so him not believing in New Year is a doctrinal thing.
Be it as it maybe, he will join those who celebrated the new year in writing and saying we are in 2023.

By the way if God created only day and night as Festus Keyamo wants us to believe, how does he Festus Keyamo determines his own.
He is truly a mugu
Politics / Re: Have You Met Any Tinubu Supporter In The Streets? by Fasindo: 6:40pm On Dec 31, 2022
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Tinubu urchings mostly exist on Nairaland


My neighbor and his wife are Tinubu supporters, but one thing I love about them is that they don't have APV sorry, PVC.
So they can shout Tinubu as they want but on election day they will sit at home while Obidients like us will go out to vote Peter Obi.

Tinubu should be put on emergency care unit of LASUTH on election day cos he might die of heart attack after come 4th

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Politics / Re: Army Retires 120 Generals, Brigadiers, Colonels, Others by Fasindo: 12:23pm On Dec 31, 2022
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How can you fail same exam 3 times?


So Buhari passed all his military exams into becoming a Major General, wonders shall never end.

Good to retire all the major generals and brigadier generals they don't do anything apart from buying and building houses in any estate in Abuja.
Let me not talk about Keffi road where the majority of them owns a farm land
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Causes A Stir Over Outfit At Afronation Concert In Ghana by Fasindo: 12:04pm On Dec 31, 2022
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Mummy Jam Jam


Tiwa has the right to put on any cloth she wish to put on as long as the cloth will allow her to collect 5 mins quickie from her Ghanaian boyfriend.

I wonder what Pastor Sade is doing on Tiwa page or is he waiting for new porn release

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Politics / Re: Just In: Balabloo-blu-bulava, An American Roasts Tinubu's Supporters Alive by Fasindo: 1:11pm On Nov 19, 2022
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This is why Tinubu left Social Media


No matter what I'm passing through, once I remember that there are people still supporting Tinubu I tend to have hope in whatever situation I am, cos those supporting Tinubu has the hardest job and are always in the most diffucult situation once their boss talks.


Peter Obi 4 President

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Politics / Re: 'We Are Coming Back On October 30' – Bandits Write Niger State Community by Fasindo: 1:14pm On Oct 20, 2022
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Hope they won't take over Kainji Dam

Niger State and Borno, the two biggest states in Nigeria are not under Nigerian govt control


And these is the same Niger State that house Training and Doctrinal Command (TRADOC) of Nigerian Army

Why since government has refused to secure the people I would advise them to get what the bandits wants and keep for them, relocate to another safer place or form vigilantee to battle bandits

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Food / Re: Lady Wins Pounded Yam Eating Competition In Ekiti (Photos, Video) by Fasindo: 1:08pm On Oct 20, 2022
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Lekpa girls can eat for Africa

What a man can do a woman can do better, but what a woman can do no man can.

When is the next competition, I would sincerely want siofra to participate. I heard she has nothing since morning

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Education / Re: Princess Atika Ajanah Donates Fully Equipped Crèche To Her Alma Mater In Kogi by Fasindo: 12:03pm On Oct 18, 2022
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Very good of her.


This her kind gesture has surppassed Buhari entire work as president for this year 2022.

If she is not married someone should drop her number for me for immediate payment of her bride prize

Okene girls can fine for Africa.
I must marry Okene girl, Inshalla Amin �
Politics / Re: . by Fasindo: 2:49pm On Oct 06, 2022
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People who defends Tinubu are really trying.

Agbado has the worst campaign team, they are just doing damage control to his presidential bid


Tinubu was the first to declare for presidency
He was the first to went on missing.
He was the first to use throwback pictures for campaign.

Tinubu should come out and address those he seeks to govern.
Romance / Re: 2 Lovers Found Dead In Osun Lodge After Sex Romp by Fasindo: 2:17pm On Sep 27, 2022
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What a godly way to die


They died in acting service.
They are so lucky, only few gets this lifetime opportunity to die in this glorious and honourable way

They died obeying God's first commandment, 'go ye into the world and multiply'

Dears sons and daughters of men, always pray to die in this manner

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Romance / Re: Pastor Catches Man "Toasting" A Female Member During Service & Exposes Him (vid) by Fasindo: 2:32pm On Sep 04, 2022
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Evangelist Ebuka Obi


But he didn't condemn the guy, he even said the guy and the lady has bright future.

By the way asking a lady out is not a sin, delay can be dangerous so the guy didn't want to wait after the program

By the way he is not a pastor but an Evangelist under Catholic church. The guy is very prophetic.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Grassroot Mobilisation Summit In Kastina state(photos) by Fasindo: 2:11pm On Sep 04, 2022
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Kastina for Obi


They say Peter Obi supporters only exist on Twitter, I believe them because all these old women and men are just on Twitter.
Anyway the pictures are not real, it's just a twitter picture.
Kastina people has suffered more than anybody under APC despite having their son as president, so they are not ready to suffer again

What will hit Amoda Ogunlere on election will come straight from Pluto.

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: NDLEA Logo Design Contest 2022. How To Participate by Fasindo: 10:25am On Aug 13, 2022
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What is wrong with the current logo??


NDLEA wan cash out like Sidika that designed Nigerian Airway logo with $60,000, since 2018 till now we are yet the Nigerian airline.

By the way, what positive impact will the new logo design make in NDLEA. India has one of the most active drug agency but yet I don't even know their logo. NAFDAC was very active during Dora Akunyiri and till date I don't even know their logo.

One thing is certain about this logo design is that they already have the logo they want and will just announce the person they want as winner after Nigerians must have suffered. You will see so must good design but cos of corruption they will announce one augly logo as winner just because the person papa no person

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Crime / Re: Gunmen Kill Vigilante, Injure Others In Katsina by Fasindo: 7:53am On Aug 08, 2022
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Tinubu will continue where Buhari stopped..... Keyamo


This is where Tinubu is going start if he eventually emerge as president.
Buhari that coudn't protect his own state, I forget he coudn't even protect Aso Rock why am I even going far, he coudn't even protect his own wife and son from Mamman Daura daughters attack.

I'm saying it again, APC has no business being in ballot paper rather, they should going from house to house asking Nigerians for forgiveness and the Agbado Archbishop should be leading the forgiveness team cos he was the one who played primary role in bringing the failure in Aso Rock

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Politics / Re: PDP Will Outshine LP, APGA In South-east — Okowa by Fasindo: 9:10pm On Aug 07, 2022
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For Okowa mind now he will be Vice president, I laugh


Emergine Okowa saying PDP will rescue Nigeria, please how. Less I forget, it was PDP failure that led to rise of APC in 2015.

Okowa that coudn't rescue Asaba from bad road is saying he will rescue Nigeria. Okowas should close his Ronaldinho look alike teeth abeg.

By the way Delta is for ObiDatti.
Romance / Re: I Finally Rented An Apartment For Myself. Pics by Fasindo: 5:50pm On Aug 06, 2022
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Keep winning

I don't much how it feels to stay with a friend, it can be so dehumanising.
No babe will agreed to date u if u are not in your apartment.
Even if u meet a girl who will agree to knack you, u won't have the courage to bring her home cos it's not your aparment
Anytime ur guy babe visits you will have to and stay outside cos she is the first lady of the house.

Now you have enough freedom to bring as many girl as you want and what ever you want with her in the room.

I'm not currently in Lagos if not I would have giving you Bisola to handle you this night.
But you can still get anygirl and use her to disvirging the room


Congrats Man

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Politics / Re: President Of Niger Republic Honours Six Nigerians As They Mark 62ND Independence by Fasindo: 6:08pm On Aug 03, 2022
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Rip Major Gideon Orka.

Why won't he honour them when Buhari just dashed him and his country our hard earned #1.4 billion.

The Niger Rep president just honoured his people that was mistakenly caved into Nigeria by Lugard, so there is no big deal.

How I wish Gideon Orka coup had succeeded, by now we won't have those core north as part of Nigeria.

By the way, an average core northener sees those from Niger Rep more as his country men than those from the south.
Politics / Re: Wike’s Group Meet In Abuja To Plot Next Move by Fasindo: 8:55pm On Jul 31, 2022
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Atiku didn't know what is about to happen to him.
He think that PDP of today is still PDP of 1999 down to 2011 where they were wining all federal election. PDP that was buried in 2015

Wike passionately hate Atiku and anything that has to do with him infact nothing will make him change his mind, Atiku on his side don't send Wike.

Atiku that coudn't win his polling unit in 2019 think he will win 2023 general election when his support base which south south and South East has gone to Labour Party. Even his north east has been taking away from him cos of Shettima VP candidacy.

Anyway, all I know is that this election is between PO nd BAT.

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Politics / Re: DIA Allegedly Arrests 4 Terrorists Informants by Fasindo: 3:33pm On Jul 31, 2022
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70 terrorist neutralised without one single picture to prove it


I just pity those that will believe this lie from DIA.

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