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Celebrities / Re: Actress Oge Aneke Who Married As A Virgin Gives Birth To Twins 6 Years After by Fasindo: 8:33pm On Jul 07, 2023
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Congratulations to her.


She got married as a virgin, this is the best and first gift every woman should give to her husband then followed by peace of mind.

So sad that some has lost theirs just for malt and egg roll and other material gifts.

God please help me not to ever make the mistake of marrying a non virgin cos it is vanity to pay bride price on a non virgin.
Why buying okrika when I can afford already made at boutique.

Some will say good character is better than being a virgin, but it's all lies cos their is no lady with good character that will open her legs for a man who didn't pay her bride price and it's only a lady with good character that will keep her body intact untill her wedding night.

I hereby move the motion that ladies who are not virgin should be ban from wearing white wedding gown on their wedding day instead they should wear black or red.

Congratulations to her once more.

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Politics / Re: INEC Begins Review Of 2023 Polls, Says BVAS Recorded 98% success by Fasindo: 8:45pm On Jul 04, 2023
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You can't be a judge in your own case?

The same INEC that one of it's IT top official who was in court to defend INEC admitted that only 31% of results in IREV is correct, meaning 69% wasn't correct.
Please if someone scores 31% in any subject in WAEC will he/she not be giving F9 or E8 or 124 in JAMB won't the person be asked to rewrite JAMB the upper year cos he didn't merit the cut off mark?

In sane country, Yakubu ought to be arrested before Emefiele cos he committed greater crime more than Emefiele, but since his manipulation favoured APC he is a good man to them.

All foreign observers like EU, YIAGA Africa, AU etc scored the election very low, PDP, LP, NNPP and other political parties scored the election very low, activist like scored the election very low but only INEC and APC members and minions are saying otherwise.

One of the reasons why INEC keep manipulating results during election us that the don't get punished for it when courts rules otherwise by declaring another person winner during election.
If INEC officials are being jailed after court declares another candidate winner instead of the once announced by INEC, rigging would have been a thing of the past.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: “ABOMINATION” Mexican Mayo Got Married To A Reptile by Fasindo: 12:46pm On Jul 02, 2023
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There is no marriage without consummation.



Politics / Re: EU Raises Concern Over Independence Of INEC by Fasindo: 12:33pm On Jul 02, 2023
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We all know this


Under Tinubu, don't expect independent of any commission.

Both INEC, Judiciary, CBN, NASS will all be controlled by the president.

Emeka Ihedioha saw this, the major reason he opted out of PDP governorship race in Imo State.

In Kogi most PDP aspirants weren't that serious the major reason Dino Melaye easily won the PDP primaries.

Under Tinubu, the opposition will never win an election cos he will control them, if you challenge the outcome in court, he will also control the judges to judge in favor of APC.

Under Tinubu truth and will of the people may never matter.

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Politics / Re: Fuel Subsidy: Students, Workers Resort To Bicycles In Maiduguri by Fasindo: 12:23pm On Jul 02, 2023
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What about those that can't ride bicycle?


One thing that is very certain is that you can't avoid the negative impact of subsidy removal.
Wether you choose to trek or be riding bicycle, you must feel the negative impact of subsidy removal cos prize of goods will soon go up.
And one cannot do without buying goods at higher price cos those who transport the goods must add the price they spend in transporting the goods.

I wonder how those who used bicycle in going to work will feel after arriving at their working place, they will be sweating throughout the day due to strong sun shine of the north. This will negativity affect their productivity, especially those who are teachers.

From Abuja to Lagos is now over N30,000.

How can you remove subsidy without putting modalities in place.

FCT administration should bring back El Rufai bus, Obaseki should also purchase more Comrade/Oshiomhole buses.

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Crime / Re: Two Pastors Kill Female Church Member For Rituals by Fasindo: 1:26pm On Jun 25, 2023
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Please stop calling them pastors.


By the way, I wonder why ladies easily fall prew to scammers, ritualists etc.


Women ronu

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Politics / Re: Pulling Out Parade For Former Chief Of Army Staff Lt Gen Farouk Yahaya by Fasindo: 11:52am On Jun 25, 2023
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Service Thiefs

Congratulations to him on his pulling out and retirement from the military.
Let him go and enjoy that which he has looted in peace.

In few month, another set of Generals will be promoted so that they can join their former colleagues in building houses in all the major estates in Abuja

There is no estate in Abuja were these Generals don own a house. Some even go as far as building up to 5 houses and shopping mall in a single estate.

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Politics / Re: We Demolished Ganduje’s Roundabout Because It Carries Sign Of The Cross – Baffa by Fasindo: 8:25pm On Jun 14, 2023
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Fear North


When are they going to demolish all hospitals and all health centers in Kano cos every hospital has sign of the cross on it's sign boards.

If you want to deceive northerners say or do anything against Christianity and they will easily support the idea, wether it's against them or not.

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Politics / Re: War Is Over' – Ohanaeze Says, Appeals To Atiku, Peter Obi To Support Tinubu by Fasindo: 5:08am On Jun 13, 2023
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Do yours and allow me to do mine

If you are looking for your cloth and on your way to somewhere, you saw someone wearing it will you say because the person has stolen it and leave it for him or will you collect it back from him?

There is a reason why our constitution allows candidates to go to court after election cos those who drafted the constitution knows that there are people who always steal people's mandate and it's only the court that can give it back to the rightful owner, so Isiguzoro should allow Atiku and Peter Obi to do what is best for them and Nigerians at large.

Though I didn't like the man said, I will not castigate him cos he has the right to say it

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija’s Tacha Claims She Is 23 Years Old; Gets Blasted. She Reacts by Fasindo: 1:52pm On Apr 24, 2023
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Something is smelling.

If Tinubu can be 71yrs, who is Tatcha not to be 23?


Anytime I hear the name Tacha, a stinky odour always enter my nose.
Tueh *spits*


Go out, then come back and spits the second time.
Tueh!!

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Politics / Re: Benue: Fr. Alia Presents Certificate Of Return To Tor Tiv And Ochi’idoma by Fasindo: 5:58pm On Mar 31, 2023
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Yes Father.

He has no wife.
He has no daughter.
He has no girlfriend.
I wonder what will happen to the office of the lady.
Sports / Re: 30 Days To Abuja International Marathon: Organisers Unveil Lead-up Activities by Fasindo: 5:53pm On Mar 31, 2023
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Impressive


They should ban Kenyans from participating in the race, if not they will come and take both first, second, third and fourth positions.
Those east Africans runs faster than cheater.


I won't be participating cos the Bible said it's only the wicked that runs when not one is pursuing him.

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Politics / Re: According To Guardian Newspaper Tinubu Was 52 In 1998 by Fasindo: 5:12am On Mar 31, 2023
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Tinubu is using football age.


Tinubu is not using the normal Gregorian Calendar or Julian calendar to calculate his age, instead he is using Islamic calenders that's what's why he is 71years instead of 77 he ought to be
So Tinubu is right

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Romance / Re: Lady Commits Suicide After Boyfriend She Sponsored Abroad Dumps Her For Another by Fasindo: 5:28pm On Mar 29, 2023
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Something must kill a woman.


All die na die
Jack died for Rose in Titanic.
Romeo died for Juliet in Romeo and Juliet, so if this lady should die to make way for her ex boyfriend to have a new family of his choice, I won't consider it a bad idea.


Rip to her, if it was Nigerian lady, she would have gone to native doctor that will eat her money and end up doing nothing.

Rip to the died

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Politics / Re: Chude Has Been Released by Fasindo: 5:17pm On Mar 24, 2023
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Stupid Nigerian police

They can arrest innocent chude without any evidence but can't arrest MC Oluomo with all the glaring evidence against him

Nigerian Police is a criminal organization....Canadian Court.
Anyday, my brother any family member join Nigerian police is the day I will disown him.

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Religion / Re: Just Like The Biblical Joseph, Have You Ever Turned Down A Sexual Advance? by Fasindo: 9:10am On Mar 12, 2023
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Not at all



Why will turn down sexual advances when my name is Fasindo and not Joseph.
I always bang anything bangable be it in the morning, afternoon, evening or night.


If you use woman set trap for me, you done catch me be that.

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Politics / Re: Polls: PANDEF Says INEC Raised Doubts About Its Sincerity by Fasindo: 6:52am On Mar 12, 2023
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EYE NECK



Mahmood has made so many Nigerians to forget the naira scarcity, problem dey big pass problem. All thanks to INEC.


By the way, I have never seen any body rejoicing that APC won and that he/she voted APC and yet they want us to believe that APC won with over 8 million votes

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Politics / Re: 2023: We Didn’t Endorse Tinubu, Peter Obi Is Our Presidential Candidate – SDP by Fasindo: 5:20pm On Feb 22, 2023
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Politics / Re: New Naira: CBN To Arrest, Prosecute Anyone Spreading Fake News by Fasindo: 1:55pm On Feb 21, 2023
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E don set


Same APC that ban Twitter cos of fake news is now using the same Twitter to spread fake news about naira


Please for the sake out Mohammed Buhari, Aisha should be forgiving.

Imagine sending Aisha to prison over fake news, who will now keep our able Mohammed Buhari warm in the other room especially this time we are about to enter rainy season.

I hope with this point of mine, I have been able to convince and not confuse CBN on the reason why Aisha should not be punished

Thanks

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Politics / Re: Naira Scarcity: I’m Suffering, My Family Don't Have Money To Cook – Orji Kalu by Fasindo: 1:44pm On Feb 21, 2023
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250 criminals


Satan is no more the father of lies but APC has taking over her position.
From Lai Mohammed to Tinubu to Ononuga and now to Orji Uzo Kalu.


By the way, 250 people he is feeding must be Jagaban army that are jobless and roaming around the street.

The way APC politicians and urchins are complaining about this naira issues one will think Buhari barned all Nigerian currency without knowing it's only 2 out of 7 key currencies that were barned.

I wonder why Kwankwaso and Peter Obi has no issues with the currency redesign, this is because they didn't stock pile currency to buy vote
Politics / Re: CBN Just Debunks Fake News Circulation Of Old 1000 And 500 Naira Notes(photos) by Fasindo: 11:22am On Feb 21, 2023
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No going back on N1000 and N500 acceptance



Buhari should order DSS to start arresting fake news peddlers about old currency acceptance.

Doing this will enable us have decorum on cyberspace, cos when all urchins are put behind bars they won't have access to their phones go be posting fake news

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Politics / Re: Mustapha Salihu: APC Suspends National Vice-chairman (north-east) For Anti-part by Fasindo: 11:22am On Feb 20, 2023
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There is a big fire on the mountain in APC


First, Binani was suspended and now the northeast chairman has been suspended.

I pity APC after February 25th, the party may seize to exist after Tinubu lost

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Romance / Re: Zukiswa Joyi: I Made It Out Of Valentine's Day Still A Virgin & I'm 33 by Fasindo: 6:15am On Feb 17, 2023
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Very good


In the olden days nobody celebrates being a virgin, because if you are not married you are expected to be a virgin but in recent time only few ladies now celebrates being a virgin because most girls has thrown away their morals.

I pity any guy that marries a none virgin.

For the ladies who are still a virgin, please keep it and hold it tight cos it's the first best gift you can give to your future husband.

Spit on any girls who is not a virgin, spit on them again the second time
Tueh! *Spits*

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Business / Re: CBN Top Officials Meet Monday Over Naira Crisis by Fasindo: 5:45pm On Feb 12, 2023
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Hmmm!!!!


The new naira redesign is a good policy that was badly implemented and sabotaged.

I hope CBN do something positive this new week to ease the pain Nigerian are passing through caused by the new naira scarcity.


But there shouldn't be room for the extension of the deadline.

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Crime / Re: Amotekun Arrests Notorious Thief For Stealing From Church In Osun (Photo) by Fasindo: 5:30pm On Feb 12, 2023
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Thief in white garment church


People get mind ooo!
Me that is scared of dating a white garment lady and another person has the mind to even go as far as going to stael from the church.

Anyway, this can't be called stealing he only took something from his father house
Celebrities / Re: Don't Marry A Person Who Cannot Satisfy You Sexually - Daddy Freeze by Fasindo: 5:26pm On Feb 12, 2023
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Well said

But I pity any man that will marry Siofa because no matter how good you are you can never satisfy her in the other room cos she has seen it all.

Anyway, men should marry virgins cos you can easily satisfy them due to their lack of experience

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Religion / Re: The Scriptures Say Eat Your Tithe - Daddy Freeze by Fasindo: 5:22pm On Feb 12, 2023
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Pastor Freeze


My tithe now is Zainab, and I am currently devouring her in my bedroom.
Wonder why she is shouting 'waiyo Allah!'

Please who knows the meaning of 'waiyo Allah' that she is shouting

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Romance / Re: Indonesia Passes Criminal Code Banning Sex Outside Of Marriage by Fasindo: 1:27am On Feb 04, 2023
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Way to go


Try this in Nigeria and so many girls like Siofra will die of hunger cos their main source of income is their t*t* which God has giving them

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Romance / Re: Book Lovers Come In Please by Fasindo: 1:22am On Feb 04, 2023
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The two books below

Well for now, read 'The Monk who sold his Ferrari' after that read 'The Alchemist'

Make sure read them, it's a must

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Politics / Re: NRM Gubernatorial Candidate In Adamawa, Aliyu Maina Is Dead by Fasindo: 5:28am On Jan 27, 2023
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What a name


The party name sounds like cult name, even the logo also looks like cult logo.

Anyway, may his soul rest in peace

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