Northern girls don't look down on southern guys they are only shy cos of their inability to speak English, but once u can speak Hausa, boom! they are all yours.

Emerging speaking English to a fine big northern lady and the next thing u will hear is "Ba Turenchi". Even their graduates and undergraduates inclusive, sometimes I wonder if they use only Hausa to lecture them in the university

Coming to morals as u said, Hausa ladies only show morals outwardly during the day but at night they will be the one sneaking into your room at night, they will put on big hijab without pants for easy and fast quicky

By the way let me not talk of my experience with Zainab, Aisha, Zuwaira, Salamatu etc at Tilden Fulani in Bauchi

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ASUU is on strike
Police planned on going on strike
TUC are planning to go on strike too
Now Uber/bolt wants to join the league


One thing I know is that Buhari must finish his tenure

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We know u are ur brother

Why go for masters in US?
Just tell us you are looking for a way to japa using student visa

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Allahu Akbar

May be there was no more virgin lady in the middle east that's why he engaged in terrorism so that he will be giving 72 virgins in paradise as promised, he doesn't want to delay cos delay is dangerous before virgins will even finished in paradise

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It's pity what a governor is saying


You can not be hitting your head on the ground more than 20times daily and still think normal.
So I am not surprise

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Cry not the beloveth widows

The most painful part is that they will kicked out of the barracks in less than a month time.
There entitlement might even be eating by one officer sitting inside his AC office.
They will never see their husband again.
The children will never see their father again.
The pregnant ones will have their children not knowing their father.
It's a pity.

If am a lady, one thing I will never do is to marry a soldier especially the non comissioned ones.
Even if I will marry any of them I will only opt for the Non combactant ones.


Rip to the fallen heroes

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This is not a good time to be a misbehaving priest.


Seems like 2022 is a time for priest suspension
1st it was Fr. Anelu of Lagos State that banned Igbo song
2nd then Fr. E dey work that says Igbos are born to dominate.
Then this Anglican priest.

I hope Lord Chosen won't suspend our very own Pastor Rightousness2.
I cover Pastor Rightousness2 with the blood of Zacharia anything that will lead to ur suspension, I command it to die by fire

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It's allowed


He just ate Huspuppi left over food

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UK and other NATO countries want to finally bury Ukraine.
Instead of UK to seek for a peaceful and diplomatic way of ending the crises they are planning to supply anti-air missile to Ukraine, this is just like giving catapult to to someone that is fighting an enemy with AK-47.
Very soon US will donate Tucano jet to them

Well I only blame ukraineans that voted a comedian as president

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No one is beyond mistake


To forgive is divine, thank the church for forgiving him, I hope the parishioners will forgive him also.

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Western Media on the beat


Nothing has ever confuse me this year more than this Russia vs Ukraine war.
Ukraine is both wining and loosing the war at the same time, coutesy of Western Media.
In the morning they will tell us that Ukraine has killed top Russian General.
In the afternoon, they will tell us that Ukraine has capturered dozens of Russian soldiers with hundred of their weapones destroyed.
In the evening they will turn around and tell us that Kiev has been surrounded by Russian soldiers with other two cities captures by Russia soldiers.
At night tell will tell us that Russia has bombed Ukraine national media house.

The greatest enemy of Ukraine is just Western Media propaganda

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IPOB again


Anyway thank God Abaji is in Abuja in North Central and South East if not some online hoodlums here will blame it on IPOB sit at home

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Very intelligent question.

Maybe Buhari learn wickedness from Patience Ozokwor.
Infact the prostitutes on the streets must have learnt it from Nollywood.
Maybe Dangote trailer that kill people weekly learn it from Nollywood movie accident scene.
Even our lecturers that demands for sex for grade must have learnt it from Nollywood.

I am patiently waiting for the day spirits will learn how to appear to people from Nollywood.

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I always wonder why the name Kyari is always synonimous with evil

Abba Kyari is a hardworking person, he is just all in all.
He is police Officer
He is also a tailor
And equally a drug pusher
And soon he will be a prisoner.

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Good one

Atleast we would rest a little on MURIC constant hijab noise.

I can't wait to see Lord Chosen, Deeperlfe and and MFM members in police to agitate for inclusion of gown and long skirt for them since the trouser is against their faith. After all what is good for the prick is also good for pussy

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The information reaching me now from a reliable source is that Lalasticlala has just called the MD of Peace Airline to delay their next flight to Port Harcourt cos he want to visit and feast on snake pepe soup.
I just hope that they grant his request

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Nigerian Police is a criminal organisation..... Canadian court.



When did it even become police work to chase yahoo boys, is that not under the purview of EFCC.
Every institution of this country is doing the work they are not send to do.
Police is doing EFCC work, but when u call them to come to bank robbery scene which is their dutiful job they will chicken out.
No wonder vigilantees are guilding some of their police stations.

By the way the guy may still be a yahoo boy.

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So they have been cheating us all these while in Abuja, cos since last December price of water has been #250 and companies are selling #200

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Waka Waka 1 of DAURA.


Didn't Buhari hear that France just seized 1 Russian vessel in the sea, now emerging if Russia decides to attack France, when Bubu is still there. Even Tinubu has stopped visiting Europe since this crises started but our ejanla will never stay one place.

Make them no go bomb Bubu jet on air and think it's NATO jet going to supply weapon to Ukrain.

By the way am very sure that our loving daddy don't even know there is an ongoing invasion of Ukrain by Russia

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They should visit Calabar with those dogs since they are not welcome in Edo State.

They can't try this in Calabar, I mean they can't enter Calabar with such number of dogs.

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AU is comprised of over 54 African countries and yet they toothless.
ECOWAS is comprised of 15 w
West countries and yet they are toothless.
SADC is made up over 10 countries and yet they are toothless same goes to East, and central African community countries.
All these block with over 10 countries are toothless is G4 with just four members will work.

African countries are just funny.

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