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PoliticsRe: Polls: PANDEF Says INEC Raised Doubts About Its Sincerity by Fasindo: 6:52am On Mar 12, 2023
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EYE NECK



Mahmood has made so many Nigerians to forget the naira scarcity, problem dey big pass problem. All thanks to INEC.


By the way, I have never seen any body rejoicing that APC won and that he/she voted APC and yet they want us to believe that APC won with over 8 million votes
PoliticsRe: 2023: We Didn’t Endorse Tinubu, Peter Obi Is Our Presidential Candidate – SDP by Fasindo: 5:20pm On Feb 22, 2023
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PoliticsRe: New Naira: CBN To Arrest, Prosecute Anyone Spreading Fake News by Fasindo: 1:55pm On Feb 21, 2023
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E don set


Same APC that ban Twitter cos of fake news is now using the same Twitter to spread fake news about naira


Please for the sake out Mohammed Buhari, Aisha should be forgiving.

Imagine sending Aisha to prison over fake news, who will now keep our able Mohammed Buhari warm in the other room especially this time we are about to enter rainy season.

I hope with this point of mine, I have been able to convince and not confuse CBN on the reason why Aisha should not be punished

Thanks
PoliticsRe: Naira Scarcity: I’m Suffering, My Family Don't Have Money To Cook – Orji Kalu by Fasindo: 1:44pm On Feb 21, 2023
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250 criminals


Satan is no more the father of lies but APC has taking over her position.
From Lai Mohammed to Tinubu to Ononuga and now to Orji Uzo Kalu.


By the way, 250 people he is feeding must be Jagaban army that are jobless and roaming around the street.

The way APC politicians and urchins are complaining about this naira issues one will think Buhari barned all Nigerian currency without knowing it's only 2 out of 7 key currencies that were barned.

I wonder why Kwankwaso and Peter Obi has no issues with the currency redesign, this is because they didn't stock pile currency to buy vote
PoliticsRe: CBN Just Debunks Fake News Circulation Of Old 1000 And 500 Naira Notes(photos) by Fasindo: 11:22am On Feb 21, 2023
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No going back on N1000 and N500 acceptance



Buhari should order DSS to start arresting fake news peddlers about old currency acceptance.

Doing this will enable us have decorum on cyberspace, cos when all urchins are put behind bars they won't have access to their phones go be posting fake news
PoliticsRe: Mustapha Salihu: APC Suspends National Vice-chairman (north-east) For Anti-part by Fasindo: 11:22am On Feb 20, 2023
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There is a big fire on the mountain in APC


First, Binani was suspended and now the northeast chairman has been suspended.

I pity APC after February 25th, the party may seize to exist after Tinubu lost
RomanceRe: Zukiswa Joyi: I Made It Out Of Valentine's Day Still A Virgin & I'm 33 by Fasindo: 6:15am On Feb 17, 2023
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Very good


In the olden days nobody celebrates being a virgin, because if you are not married you are expected to be a virgin but in recent time only few ladies now celebrates being a virgin because most girls has thrown away their morals.

I pity any guy that marries a none virgin.

For the ladies who are still a virgin, please keep it and hold it tight cos it's the first best gift you can give to your future husband.

Spit on any girls who is not a virgin, spit on them again the second time
Tueh! *Spits*
BusinessRe: CBN Top Officials Meet Monday Over Naira Crisis by Fasindo: 5:45pm On Feb 12, 2023
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Hmmm!!!!


The new naira redesign is a good policy that was badly implemented and sabotaged.

I hope CBN do something positive this new week to ease the pain Nigerian are passing through caused by the new naira scarcity.


But there shouldn't be room for the extension of the deadline.
CrimeRe: Amotekun Arrests Notorious Thief For Stealing From Church In Osun (Photo) by Fasindo: 5:30pm On Feb 12, 2023
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Thief in white garment church


People get mind ooo!
Me that is scared of dating a white garment lady and another person has the mind to even go as far as going to stael from the church.

Anyway, this can't be called stealing he only took something from his father house
CelebritiesRe: Don't Marry A Person Who Cannot Satisfy You Sexually - Daddy Freeze by Fasindo: 5:26pm On Feb 12, 2023
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Well said

But I pity any man that will marry Siofa because no matter how good you are you can never satisfy her in the other room cos she has seen it all.

Anyway, men should marry virgins cos you can easily satisfy them due to their lack of experience
Christianity EtcRe: The Scriptures Say Eat Your Tithe - Daddy Freeze by Fasindo: 5:22pm On Feb 12, 2023
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Pastor Freeze


My tithe now is Zainab, and I am currently devouring her in my bedroom.
Wonder why she is shouting 'waiyo Allah!'

Please who knows the meaning of 'waiyo Allah' that she is shouting
RomanceRe: Indonesia Passes Criminal Code Banning Sex Outside Of Marriage by Fasindo: 1:27am On Feb 04, 2023
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Way to go


Try this in Nigeria and so many girls like Siofra will die of hunger cos their main source of income is their t*t* which God has giving them
RomanceRe: Book Lovers Come In Please by Fasindo: 1:22am On Feb 04, 2023
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The two books below

Well for now, read 'The Monk who sold his Ferrari' after that read 'The Alchemist'

Make sure read them, it's a must
PoliticsRe: NRM Gubernatorial Candidate In Adamawa, Aliyu Maina Is Dead by Fasindo: 5:28am On Jan 27, 2023
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What a name


The party name sounds like cult name, even the logo also looks like cult logo.

Anyway, may his soul rest in peace
EducationRe: 75% Nigerian Children Can’t Read, Solve Maths – UNICEF by Fasindo: 6:51am On Jan 25, 2023
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Nigeria my country


No wonder our able minister for education agreed that he failed in education.
The pathetic part is about 60% of this population are from a particular region of this country.

Anyway, how can they know how to write nor solve simple mathematics when Buhari government has made their parents so poor that they don't have money to enroll them in a good school or extramoral lesson.
PoliticsRe: Gov Yahaya Bello Lobbies Ayu, Vows To Deliver Kogi To Atiku - SaharaReporters by Fasindo: 1:13pm On Jan 22, 2023
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Way to go


All those who had the intention of contesting the primary's but was sidelined like Yahya Bello and those who contested the primary's with Tinubu like Amaechi, Jack Rich, Osibanjo etc are not happy with the Paul Biya of Lagos and they may work against him during general election.

You can use money to buy the delegates to vote you but you can't use money to buy your fellow primary contesters to vote you.
Tinubu will see shege on 25th

With Bello or without Bello support, Natasha will win. No room for APC in Kogi
NYSCRe: Youth Corper Shows Poor State Of Accommodation Assigned To Him (Photos) by Fasindo: 8:41am On Jan 22, 2023
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Cry not my beloved country.


This accomodation is even a 5 star hotel compare to some NYSC camp hostels and toilet.

But as long as Zainab, Amaka or Tinu can visit him in the room to collect the holy rod of Zebulun and Naphatali, I see no problem with it, after all is just a period of 11 months.

By the way, I heard this place is far better than Siofra boyfriend apartment.
PoliticsRe: Security Shoots As Crowd Throws Stone At Atiku's Convoy In Ogun (Video) by Fasindo: 5:27pm On Jan 19, 2023
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They said we should stone them.

When Atiku and his cohorts were bringing in Buhari in 2015 they said if the didn't perform that we should stone them, so Ogun people had just done to him what he said we should do them.
Thank you Ogun people.

Obi is the only top candidate who didn't have a hand in bringing in the current disaster government, so I will vote him.

Peter Obi for president
RomanceRe: I Cheated But Do Not Want To Admit by Fasindo: 5:14pm On Jan 15, 2023
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Fear woman


Incase if you are still looking for who to cheat on him with, I'm available.

When you wanted to cheat on him did you seek for our advise.
Now your mind is telling you that the innocent man might find out and you are seeking for our advise. Just pray the innocent man doesn't find out

By the way why are all girls in the forum advising her to lock up. Girls eh!!!

Fear woman!
CelebritiesRe: Papa Ajasco Is Dead by Fasindo: 9:24am On Jan 15, 2023
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Ajibi jibi

I wonder why death is killing the wrong people.
But anyway, since death that has decided to go after comedians, he should also remember one presidential candidate who of recent has decided to be a comedian.

May his soul RIP
CrimeRe: Scores Of Bandits Arrested In An Hotel In Masaka, Nasarawa (Video) by Fasindo: 5:16am On Jan 13, 2023
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Northern freedom fighters

And there is an army checkpoint before Masaka, so how did they get pass the checkpoint?
Masaka to Abuja is just less than 10mins drive.

Probably, they just came to do a farm work at at Kwankwaso land in Masaka since this is farming season.

Well, all I know is that before this time tomorrow call will come from high ranking government officials that will order for there release.
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Aisha Yesufu On Labour Party Campaign Trail by Fasindo: 7:54am On Jan 12, 2023
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Beautiful Aisha

Aisha Yesufu is supporting Obi
Femi Falana is supporting Obi
Pa Adebanjo is supporting Obi
Obasanjo is supporting Obi

Tony Kabaka is supporting Tinubu
Orji Uzo Kalu is supporting Tinubu
Asari Dokubo is supporting Tinubu
MC Oluomo is supporting Tinubu
Fani Kayode is supporting Tinubu

Reno is supporting Atiku
Dino Melaye is supporting Atiku
Bala Mohammed is supporting Atiku


Then check each candidates with the key supporters and see who the people that have people at heart is supporting.

Vote P. Obi


PoliticsRe: FG Shortlists 20 Candidates For AGF’s Replacement, Begins Accreditation Monday by Fasindo: 6:34pm On Jan 08, 2023
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Another opportunity to come and steal


Just to fulfil all righteousness, they already know who they will appoint.
I will advise any southerner on the list not to bother wasting his/her time by attending the accreditation
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Says Obi Or Tinubu Should Step-Down by Fasindo: 8:23am On Jan 04, 2023
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Nobody should step down for anybody


Atiku the serial looser, someone who has been contesting the same position since 1992 and yet he has never won.
Even if everyone step down for Atiku he will still not win.

Anyway, Reno Omokri has forgotten that Kwankwaso is a strong contender in tye north, he will still defeat Atiku in entire north
CelebritiesRe: Twitter User Says Asake’s Baggy Trouser Can Make 45 Skirts For Ayra Starr by Fasindo: 10:43pm On Jan 03, 2023
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Asake trouser can sew agbada for both Aki and paw paw combine

What a crazy world we live in, men dress to cover while women dress to expose.
Watch out how women will start to immitate the Ayra Star dressing fashion.
PoliticsRe: Secondus To Wike: I Have Never Gotten Any Contract From Rivers Govt by Fasindo: 12:47pm On Jan 01, 2023
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This thing called politics


The same Wike that fought tooth and nail to make sure Secondus became PDP chairman.
Just because he is supporting Atiku everything about them became sour. Seems like the easiest way to be Wike's enemy is to support Atiku.

Anyway, Wike should arrest and probe Sencondus is he is guilty.
PoliticsRe: New Year: Jeffrey Guterman Attacks Keyamo Again, Calls Him Mr Mugu by Fasindo: 12:30pm On Jan 01, 2023
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From lawyer to Politician to Calenders interpreter


Festus Keyamo is a Jehovah Witnesses, so him not believing in New Year is a doctrinal thing.
Be it as it maybe, he will join those who celebrated the new year in writing and saying we are in 2023.

By the way if God created only day and night as Festus Keyamo wants us to believe, how does he Festus Keyamo determines his own.
He is truly a mugu
PoliticsRe: Have You Met Any Tinubu Supporter In The Streets? by Fasindo: 6:40pm On Dec 31, 2022
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Tinubu urchings mostly exist on Nairaland


My neighbor and his wife are Tinubu supporters, but one thing I love about them is that they don't have APV sorry, PVC.
So they can shout Tinubu as they want but on election day they will sit at home while Obidients like us will go out to vote Peter Obi.

Tinubu should be put on emergency care unit of LASUTH on election day cos he might die of heart attack after come 4th
PoliticsRe: Army Retires 120 Generals, Brigadiers, Colonels, Others by Fasindo: 12:23pm On Dec 31, 2022
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How can you fail same exam 3 times?


So Buhari passed all his military exams into becoming a Major General, wonders shall never end.

Good to retire all the major generals and brigadier generals they don't do anything apart from buying and building houses in any estate in Abuja.
Let me not talk about Keffi road where the majority of them owns a farm land
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Causes A Stir Over Outfit At Afronation Concert In Ghana by Fasindo: 12:04pm On Dec 31, 2022
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Mummy Jam Jam


Tiwa has the right to put on any cloth she wish to put on as long as the cloth will allow her to collect 5 mins quickie from her Ghanaian boyfriend.

I wonder what Pastor Sade is doing on Tiwa page or is he waiting for new porn release
PoliticsRe: Just In: Balabloo-blu-bulava, An American Roasts Tinubu's Supporters Alive by Fasindo: 1:11pm On Nov 19, 2022
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This is why Tinubu left Social Media


No matter what I'm passing through, once I remember that there are people still supporting Tinubu I tend to have hope in whatever situation I am, cos those supporting Tinubu has the hardest job and are always in the most diffucult situation once their boss talks.


Peter Obi 4 President
PoliticsRe: 'We Are Coming Back On October 30' – Bandits Write Niger State Community by Fasindo: 1:14pm On Oct 20, 2022
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Hope they won't take over Kainji Dam

Niger State and Borno, the two biggest states in Nigeria are not under Nigerian govt control


And these is the same Niger State that house Training and Doctrinal Command (TRADOC) of Nigerian Army

Why since government has refused to secure the people I would advise them to get what the bandits wants and keep for them, relocate to another safer place or form vigilantee to battle bandits

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