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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by fatdick(m): 7:05pm On Jul 06, 2017
josielewa:
i was told same question will be served to everyone
There are several stages
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by fatdick(m): 5:12pm On Jul 06, 2017
With all due respect, nobody should PM me for past questions. I stated clearly that my PC crashed and I dont have those past questions anymore. Most people cannot even read and comprehend a simple post and want to pass an aptitude test. What I have is an e-copy of EGASPIN which you do not have any business with if you did not apply as an environmentalist.

You can PM those who already indicated they have the past questions. Thanks and Best of luck!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by fatdick(m): 5:07pm On Jul 06, 2017
josielewa:
thanks bro..God bless you...i applied for accountant ii position...
You're welcome. Well as an accountant, you have no business with EGASPIN. Don't complicate things for yourself. Just focus on general knowledge, english, general maths, facts about the nigerian oil and gas industry and of course, stuff that relates with accounting.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Daniel Joshua: Former N-Power Volunteer Gets N300,000 For Returning N60,000 by fatdick(m): 4:29pm On Jul 06, 2017
Somebody help me! How can I return funds to the FG? I was overpaid with three months allawe during my youth service in 1995. I had always wanted to return it but it just skipped my mind all the time. Now, this nice guy had brought back the memories. undecided

Who has Osinbajo or NYSC's account number? I want to do a 737 transfer of the money with 9% interest accrued per annum since 1995. smiley
Car TalkRe: Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Car Collection (Photos) by fatdick(m): 4:27pm On Jul 06, 2017
Schwarzenegger my nigger cool
SportsRe: Nigeria Drops To 38th In FIFA World Rankings; 6th In Africa by fatdick(m): 4:24pm On Jul 06, 2017
I was even expecting us to drop to 50th in the world and 15th in Africa. We do not have a complete squad.....super ducks calling themselves eagles.
CelebritiesRe: Maheeda Reacts To Wizkid, Davido And Tekno’s 'International' Rant by fatdick(m): 12:31pm On Jul 06, 2017
Amagite:
Controversial nudist, Caroline Sam, popularly known as Maheeda has thrown a subtle sub to Wizkid, Davido and Tekno after their whole International supremacy.

Recall that Tekno joined the rant yesterday when he tweeted about International supremacy. Maheeda has now reacted...


http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/07/maheedas-hilarious-reaction-wizkid-davido-teknos-international-rant.html
Social media and the internet has now given everyone an opinion
PoliticsRe: Impeachment Axe Against Osinbajo: Has Senate Lost It? - By Jideofor Adibe by fatdick(m): 12:21pm On Jul 06, 2017
The Senate have always been constituted with selfish people. They have always been lost.
PoliticsRe: Governors Angry As EFCC Is Set To Recover $3m Refund by fatdick(m):
Who their anger help? They should commit suicide if they are angry. Animals!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by fatdick(m): 12:13pm On Jul 06, 2017
Structuralman:
Please what is the full meaning of the acronyms ESS and PDSS??
Ecological Seabed Survey and Post Drilling Seabed Survey respectively
EducationRe: UNILAG Prof. Daramola Flogging Student Who Came Late To His Class Yesterday by fatdick(m): 4:14am On Jul 06, 2017
That Prof is a lunatic. I remember when he used to storm Henry Carr PG hall those days during my MSc. He is a sadist and was challenged severally by few PG students then.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by fatdick(m): 1:46am On Jul 06, 2017
josielewa:
just read all....no information is lost
lol.....I'll send it to you anyways for being a nice person and I must commend you for being helpful to others.

I hope you're aware some of the answers ticked in the objective part of the past questions are wrong? I have seen those questions and even more since last year. I was opportuned to go through them before my PC crashed and I noticed many of the answers ticked as right were wrong, so be careful bro.

Also, the document I sent you is EGASPIN and not EGASPINE as most people are spelling it. It's not a document that is interesting to read and may only appeal to core environmentalists and people who understand why the guidelines were put up in the first place. Quite bulky too but it if you can, just focus on dpr's procedure for ESS, PDSS and the rest.

BTW, what position are you applying for? Best Wishes!

PS: Those I have shared with may share with others who need it. I'm quite busy during the day please.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by fatdick(m): 10:28pm On Jul 05, 2017
subseaman:
Bro also sent me,my email: osasygreat213@gmail.com thanks alot
I hope you know this is not past question being sent?
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Air Force Frustrates Boko Haram Attempt At Regrouping In Sambisa. Video by fatdick(m): 4:29pm On Jul 05, 2017
These people no dey finish? huh angry
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by fatdick(m): 4:26pm On Jul 05, 2017
@kkash and @WiLdFLame.......sent!
PoliticsRe: Senate Orders Osinbajo To Remove Magu, Suspends Appointment Confirmation by fatdick(m): 2:51pm On Jul 04, 2017
Let's see how this goes......
CelebritiesRe: Ruggedman Blasts A Lady For Dressing Crazily by fatdick(m): 7:11pm On Jul 03, 2017
The only person I see is the lady on gown. Damnnnñnn!
PhonesRe: Tecno Fans Outing At Tarkwa Bay, Lagos (Photos) by fatdick(m): 9:18pm On Jul 01, 2017
I dey laugh.......Apart from Tekno the "big cassava" crooner, every other "Tecno" is counterfeit and made in China. grin
PhonesRe: Actual Deductions On Data Subscription? by fatdick(op): 10:37pm On Jun 30, 2017
pheranme9:
I use mtn and D data is usually accurate.....can't say i don't believe your stats...I use Internet speed monitor to check if it's actually correct or they are cheating....nd most time it's usually correct....ie try mtm night plan don't no if it applies to normal data but it's stop around 501mb attimes 498,497...so don't no where your problem is coming from.
Etisalat zap data oooo...dnt try it nd it's expensive. ...so far ooo still better than airtel shaa...but I dnt recommend Etisalat since mtn nd glo can't hold u 4 a month.
Hmm....I'm sure you use the night plan.....I think these network charge at the normal rate during off peak periods (10pm - 6am). Therefore a night plan wont be a good way to judge the accuracy of their data deductions. Actually, I said glo almost last for a month (at least 3 weeks) but the quality of their network is a total turn off.
PhonesRe: Actual Deductions On Data Subscription? by fatdick(op): 10:33pm On Jun 30, 2017
ammyluv2002:
Jeez! Mtn data is usually accurate? Mehn, Mtn can zap for Africa!
I was surprised when I saw that comment too. I guess he uses the night plan which I believe is charged normally. The usual charge during peak period is definitely not normal nor accurate. Even the MTN CC confirmed this.
PhonesRe: Actual Deductions On Data Subscription? by fatdick(op): 11:00am On Jun 30, 2017
GrandMufti:
Erm! I'm not sure you read the entire post
lol.....abi oo
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by fatdick(m): 11:05pm On Jun 29, 2017
kkash:
Pls does anyone have d soft copy of EGASPIN....huh
yea
PhonesActual Deductions On Data Subscription? by fatdick(op): 10:56pm On Jun 29, 2017
I use glo for data subscription until lately when the network flunctuates and denies me access to internet at critical times. Although I get a lot of data at a cheap rate and data doesn't zap fast, most evenings (from around 8pm), the H+ changes to E and remain so till dawn. I had to try out other networks in frustration.

I subscribed to the Airtel 1.5gb android plan. Without any download or heavy browsing, the data got exhausted in 4 hours. I had to call the customer care who promised to rectify the issue in 18hours. It's been over two weeks now, they neither rectified the issue nor attempted to apologize.

Well, I had to try out MTN that same day. I did a 1.5gb subscription which got exhausted in 5days (with fair music downloads and very few video streaming). I resubscribed with 2gb mtn sme data which also got exhausted in 9 days. This is a huge difference compared to data consumption on my glo (which I share with two others and still do quite a number of video streaming) which lasts up to or close to 3 weeks in most cases. So I decided to find out what the actual data deductions were for each network. MTN customer care confirmed that they charge 1.5k/kb on data subscription. That means, 1.5GB is actually 1GB in the real sense.

Glo customer care confirmed that they charge 1N/1MB on flexi (no data sub) but the customer service representative claimed he doesnt have information on how much they charge on active subscriptions huh However, in all fairness to Glo, I always shared my 3.2GB data with two friends and it usually lasted for almost 3 weeks. But most times, the people I share my data with enjoys the subscription more than I do due to the flunctuating network of Glo in my location. sad

As for Airtel, I can swear they almost charge 1.5mb/mb if not 2mb/mb. The way they zapped my data recently, I am yet to recover from the shock. shocked However, I saw somewhere that Airtel charges 1.5kb/kb from 7am- 9.59pm (not sure I got the time correctly) and 1kb/kb from 10pm-6am.

I do not have details on etisalat.


Data subscriptions have cost me some few thousands lately without any satisfactory service. I'm thinking of subscribing glo and mtn concurrently. Glo for daytime (at least till 8pm when their head begins to knock) and mtn from 8pm till dawn.

Can anyone share their experiences with these networks especially etisalat? I'm now convinced that these network providers are ripping us off in connivance with NCC. Too bad!
LiteratureRe: May, 2004 (a True Life Story) by fatdick(m): 12:53am On Jun 27, 2017
ExInferis:
Fatdick, eh?

Are you overcompensating with that hyperbolic handle?

Who's gonna end me, you?

Are you gonna use your little peepee to kill me?

Just whip it open and I'll be at risk of a slow painful death from laughing my ass off at your poor insipid little peepee.
If I could end you, I would gladly do. Unfortunately, I am not a blood-sucking northern islamic terrorist like you, your family and kinsmen. That doesnt mean you wont still end up like those innocent people you and your fellow paedophilic, virgin-seeking murderers killed in cold blood. Yours will even be more gruesome. Na Dangote trailer go crush all of una. Demons!
LiteratureRe: May, 2004 (a True Life Story) by fatdick(m): 12:11pm On Jun 26, 2017
ExInferis:
An alarmist, bigoted piece of CAN-sponsored propaganda.

This author is among the new generation rabid anti-islam infidels being led by FFK as they seek to stoke the embers of hate.

I don't understand the christian hate for almajiris and the perpetual lies that christians in the north live a perilous life, when the fact is millions of them are trooping into the relative peace and bounty of the north away from the violence and immorality of the south.

And these unwashed masses lead successful lives in their commerce or work, yet in their boundless malfeasance they write ill of the north.

If it's so bad, why not leave?

We gave you a quit notice to bo back to your tribal enclaves, but you rushed to the UN begging to stay.

Stupid people.
you deserve to be hanged. Fooooool! Dont bother replying, you will meet your end soon. Bye
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EducationRe: Sale Of Uniben Postgraduate Form 2017/2018 by fatdick(m): 8:10pm On Jun 25, 2017
xakakes:
Hello,Please are they writing a selection test for environmental quality management (EQM) and if yes what area do they focus on the most.thanks
Bro, please can you help me find out if Uniben offers PhD in Environmental Toxicology. All efforts to reach the PG school via email and phone has proved abortive. Even the numbers on the website are not available. please help!
CelebritiesRe: D'banj Shades Don Jazzy In New Tweet. Fans React by fatdick(m): 6:05pm On Jun 25, 2017
Jiang:
Well if both of them could squash them pride & push it up them ass, then come back together, they would have being muti millionaires in dollars & not in naira

Anyways styl plus is the best
True! You know good music.

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