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CelebritiesRe: Gbenro Ajibade Joins Jenifa Diary's Cast by fatdick(m): 1:03pm On Jun 23, 2017
ok....I'm coming
PoliticsRe: IPOB Supporters Bow Their Heads For Nnamdi Kanu (Photos, Video) by fatdick(m): 3:10pm On Jun 22, 2017
grin grin grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Is This The Most Amazi'ng CV Ever? by fatdick(m): 2:53pm On Jun 22, 2017
ChiefSweetus:
This is NOT for N80k/month salary position o!

Your MD go dey fear u sef say u go steal hin job. grin
grin
HealthRe: How To Avoid A Gas Explosion: 5 Tips That Can Save Your Life. by fatdick(m): 3:13pm On Jun 21, 2017
Do not turn on/off any electrical switches and sockets.

Do not use your mobile phones as flashlight
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by fatdick(m): 8:18pm On Jun 20, 2017
Asapcymg:
the above pictures is for the existing staff, i repeat the above pictures is for their existing staff
This dude is sick walahi grin Waiting for DPR has made him frustrated and he has lost his mind sad
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Clubkonnect Failed To Credit My Wallet by fatdick(m): 9:45am On Jun 20, 2017
Arnoldo:
I bought data from them last week but dont knw their problem today
Continue patronizing them at your own risk. I'm sure you have come across the botter experiences of other customers. Good luck bro!
Phone/Internet MarketRe: My Experience With Clubkonnect by fatdick(m): 11:32pm On Jun 19, 2017
It's rather suprising that people still fall victim of this scam called clubkonnect. I stopped patronising them since early 2016. I purchased a glo data plan from them. My account was deducted immediately but I got no data. Called their customer service and they neither picked nor replied whatsapp messages. I had to purchase another data directly from glo. I had initially patronised clubkonnect cos they offered a slightly cheaper rate (less than N50 though). When I eventually got through to clubkonnect on phone, they were very rude and even claimed to have sent the data. I asked them to call glo to confirm and this drama went on till the i.diot i was speaking to banged the call on me. Well, I left the money for them and asked God to judge. Over a year later, I'm amazed to see people are still using their platform despite the numerous complains. Clubkonnect stop scamming innocent and gullible people.
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Clubkonnect Failed To Credit My Wallet by fatdick(m): 11:02pm On Jun 19, 2017
Arnoldo:
On the 18th of june,i transfered etisalat 700 from 09091268753 to 08171725058 To recharge 08185925981 With 1gb but i am yet to see it.
It's rather suprising that people still fall victim of this scam called clubkonnect. I stopped patronising them since early 2016. I purchased a glo data plan from them. My account was deducted immediately but I got no data. Called their customer service and they neither picked nor replied whatsapp messages. I had to purchase another data directly from glo. I had initially patronised clubkonnect cos they offered a slightly cheaper rate (less than N50 though). When I eventually got through to clubkonnect on phone, they were very rude and even claimed to have sent the data. I asked them to call glo to confirm and this drama went on till the i.diot i was speaking to banged the call on me. Well, I left the money for them and asked God to judge. Over a year later, I'm amazed to see people are still using their platform despite the numerous complains. Clubkonnect stop scamming innocent and gullible people.
Nairaland GeneralRe: God Used Weed Smokers To Save My Life. by fatdick(m): 9:49am On Jun 12, 2017
Wow! I can relate perfectly.
TravelRe: Commercial Bus Falls Off A Bridge In Oshodi, Lagos (Photos) by fatdick(m): 6:22pm On Jun 09, 2017
Oooops!
PhonesRe: Tecno Camon CX Air: Full Specifications by fatdick(m): 3:30pm On Jun 09, 2017
Na why your face come strong reach like that?
NCP:
There is something uneasy about this particular Camon model and l feel Tecno are not giving the buying public correct specs of the device.
For me, anything less than 3GB RAM processorf and 4000mAh battery is thrash.
RomanceRe: My Heart Jus Can't Stop Poundn When She Enters His Room by fatdick(m): 3:10pm On Jun 08, 2017
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CrimeRe: Driver Molested By Traffic Warders In Owerri Goes Under A Car by fatdick(m): 9:53pm On Jun 06, 2017
lol......sharp guy! grin
CelebritiesRe: Oluwakemi Oshodi, Dammy Krane's Mother Dances In Church Amidst Son's Grand Theft by fatdick(m): 12:11pm On Jun 05, 2017
anitank:
Maybe she hasn't heard the news. She must be using glo network cheesy
I swear
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by fatdick(m): 10:19pm On Jun 04, 2017
SMH
RomanceRe: Girls, How Easy Is It To Totally Love A Broke Guy? by fatdick(m): 5:30pm On Jun 04, 2017
ImaIma1:
You watch too many movies cheesy
grin
CelebritiesRe: Girl Staring At Richard Mofe-Damijo At The Airport (Photos) by fatdick(m): 10:23pm On Jun 03, 2017
lol
fastgyal:
v
V for vibrator?
RomanceRe: Girls, How Easy Is It To Totally Love A Broke Guy? by fatdick(m):
ImaIma1:
Or you can decide to swing the other way.
Edited: Nah! Being a bachelor doesnt deprive me the luxury of sex with a woman. It could only mean we keep things "strictly physical", no relationships attached.

That way, sex is more of a business agreement than a favour that gives you an opportunity to depend on my wealth in the name of girlfriend/fiancee.
RomanceRe: Girls, How Easy Is It To Totally Love A Broke Guy? by fatdick(m): 7:59pm On Jun 03, 2017
This thread is an eye-opener to the kind of spinsters we have in Nigeria today. More reason why marriage is the last thing on my agenda. I'll keep making money and enjoying my bachelorhood.
RomanceRe: Girls, How Easy Is It To Totally Love A Broke Guy? by fatdick(m): 7:56pm On Jun 03, 2017
LalaLushness:
Basically you don't even love the guy What you love is the money .... if not broke n love should not mix
Apt
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by fatdick(m): 8:57pm On May 28, 2017
Zarahh:
The recruitment is still on process, the problem is from the Senate, they haven't sign it yet.. DPR have given them 53 slots and they want 106 slots. Immediately they sign it the list will be out.. So you guys have to keep on praying, Because alot of people are after this!!
Well, I won't call you a liar but but whoever gave you this information fed you with lies. The entire Senate got just 3 slots (and I am very sure about this). The HoR also got some slots which I am not exactly sure of. Among all the available slots, the single highest percentage went to the Minister of State Petroleum. These people have sent their preferred candidates already and are only waiting for a feedback. DPR got approval to recruit 700+ staff but will spread the recruitment over a period of time. The first batch is about 100. They have a policy to recruit a good percentage on merit, it is therefore advisable to quit all these rumour mongering and prepare well for the aptitude test. It will DEFINITELY come.
EducationRe: Uniben 2017/2018 Postgraduate Aspirants (lets Meet Here) by fatdick(m): 8:03pm On May 22, 2017
sainty2k3:
Hello bro please can I have your phone, WhatsApp or email contact. Tried pm its not working. Thanks
I sent u a PM
EducationRe: Uniben 2017/2018 Postgraduate Aspirants (lets Meet Here) by fatdick(m): 12:23am On May 10, 2017
I intend to apply for PhD Ecotoxicology. Please is it available for this session? Thanks
PoliticsRe: Enugu Govt. Commences Training Of Traffic Officials by fatdick(m): 10:24pm On May 09, 2017
AutoReportNG:
Everyone seems to be taking a clue from Lagos, the big brother...


Lalasticlala, Mynd44
if the VIO do not call themselves to order, they may soon lose relevance in other states like they have in Kaduna and Lagos States.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by fatdick(m): 3:43pm On May 07, 2017
caleboxylic:
Replied your pm. Good luck
thank you sir
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by fatdick(m): 3:41pm On May 07, 2017
Activeman391:
pls help .A friend of mine needs a government job desperately.He doesnt have the contact for one but would be grateful to anyone who has.He is willing to pay up to 700k for it.Anyone willing to help pls send me a mail at emmaibhas@gmail.com.Thank you as you help a soul
i hope you don't regret exposing yourself later. Learn to be discreet about certain things. Scammers are everywhere.
CelebritiesRe: Adesua Etomi's Birthday Post For Banky W That Left Us All Clueless by fatdick(m): 1:22pm On May 04, 2017
Petomi:
Now they will flog this matter until it's battered beyond recognition.
grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is That Habbit/character You Did As A Child But Still Do Now You Are Grown by fatdick(m): 12:53pm On May 04, 2017
nkwuocha1:
1.I eat the inner part of bread,creating a deep hole and then discarding the rest. My wife gets seriously upset when I do that. Sorry Nne, even my mother gave up on me.

2.Reading in the toilet ,while taking my poo

3.Biting off fingernails

4. Can't look at the opposite sex eye balls for more than 10 seconds without finding a way out!!! grin grin

5.Rubber bands on my wrist grin.Now my son keeps yanking it off my wrist.The pains though.... I think this will be the first habit to drop sincerely.

6. Still pressing and succkin breast. cool.I love breast ooo. I remember several times madam no go give me her "isi ewu ".I go just dey roll for bed like earthworm wey meet salt. Then in my most sober/helpless voice,i go beg, "Nkem please at least allow me to suck your breeast ,what kind of wickedness is this? " cry angry

7. Still licking powdered milk embarassed embarassed.Yeah, do give a some to my son by pouring some on his palm wink.Partners in crime cheesy

8. Stealing meat from the pot at night. Yes I'm good in creating temporal potholes in soup.

9. Using dirty laundry to clean my shoes. Really don't care the cost of the clothe. Always think since its going to be washed anyway, then it's enough reason I use it to clean my office shoes. I'm the only OGA allowed to do that angry angry

10. Can shower with any kind of soap. I don't care to use detergent sef. As for cream, I fit rub anything. On several occasions I don rub relaxer comot embarassed embarassed embarassed.I felt terribly bad the whole of that day.Women!! cry

11. Putting already wrapped gele on my head cheesy
I usually do this as a child whenever my mom comes back from occasion and drops or hang the wrapped gele. I go just put am for my head while walking round the house. Now I dey wear my wife own tongue tongue.She go laugh sotee catarrh and tears go dey comot from her mouth. When I dey beg her that year to marry me she been dey do Shakara ooo undecided

12. Sewing back buttons on my shirts.

13. Separating burnt groundnut from the fresh ones while eating. And the end of the day, I'd found out I ate almost nothing.

14. Tying same pairs of socks together,so as not to loose the other.My mother introduced this act after several beatings whenever I lost my socks. Believe me I can turn the whole house inside out while looking for a single socks.
your sense of humour though.....one of my future goals.
PoliticsRe: Olujunwo Obasanjo & Tope Adebutu's Wedding An Occultic Ceremony - Taiwo Obasanjo by fatdick(m): 9:17am On May 03, 2017
Eleyi gidi gan o...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Best Parastatal To Work With Under Ministry Of Finance by fatdick(m): 8:56pm On May 01, 2017
NSIA is the bomb. Work there and your life will never remain the same. NDIC is another great place. AMCON, FIRS, BOI and BO are all very good but I repeat NSIA is the best.
TravelRe: My Dear Abuja People, How Far Is Zuba From Wuse Zone 5? by fatdick(m): 8:47pm On Apr 28, 2017
adakoleagbenu:
Thanx a mill............ur name though
wink

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