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vicshownero: i owns a nokia c5 too.d phone is just perfect,yarn me ur full problem am willing to help u,wat is d exact problem,wc network do u use?

it just stoped browsing, i hv tried all other sim cards, stil the same. A friend told me 2 flash the phone

mcdante: My friends nokia 5230 behaved so sumtime back. It was flashed b4 all returned normal. Ur c5 is d 1st i've heard having dis prob. Bro if u re willing 2 sell then am buying. 08135694999

so i need 2 flash my c5?

uboma: C5 is a good phone from Nokia. I use it too. Mine browses. As for urs, am sure that its not the phone's fault. It must be from the network u r using. So which service provider are u using?

i have tried etisalat, MTN. stil not browsing.

I just found out that, my nokia-c5 stoped browsing. Did anyone noticed it?

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Guyz should join me in thanking
and praising Baba GOD for His
blessings αnd favor in my life . I
tell you guys, its good to have the
fear of God at heart and to be
honest.
I was coming home Wednesday
evening after a hectic day and
found a small bag on the ground.
I opened it and behold what I
found inside; $20,000 dollars!!
Fear first catch me, but I took the
bag home and when ...I emptied
It, I found some Documents, ID
card, ATM card and an Iphone. I
thought about
throwing the sim away and keep
the phone and also dispose the
documents and keep the money.
After a long thought, I decided to
leave things as they were, hoping
that the owner would call.
Not long after a call came through
on the Iphone, I picked and talked
with the caller. Apparently it was
the owner of the bag coz he
named absolutely every content
of the bag. We met afterwards
and i handed him the bag. he
offered me $2,000 dollars but i
turned it down , he collected my
number and i left.
Yesterday he called me and
offered me a job at Chevron
worth 750,000 Naira per month, a
3 bedroom flat fully furnished,
and a 2012 BMW X6 As I was
smiling and testing the car my
brother just slapped me and said
"Oya Oya Oya Wake up!! Eba don
ready!"

[s]A massive explosion ripped
through the cargo wing of Lagos
airport in Nigeria’s commercial
capital today and witnesses said
they feared there would be
casualties.

“The explosion tore through the building,” a witness told Reuters.
“The place is till on fire with
smoke rising high. Ambulances
have raced to the scene and a
helicopter is flying overhead.”
There was no immediate
explanation for the blast at the
complex, which is usually
crowded with cargo agents and
clients.
More details soon![/s]

Chioma Ajunwa Opara, 41, was
the first Nigerian to win Olympic
Gold. She accomplished that feat
at the 1996 Atlanta Olympics.
The Imo state born Chief
Superintendent of Police, who
joined the Nigerian police force
long before winning the long
jump gold medal, was recently
made the Divisional Police Officer
(DPO) of Meran police station in
Lagos.

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stephen121: dont let our inlaws read this post

yea i know!

NJV: Lol. Is this for real or a big funny joke?!

is for real, no joke!!!

I was a very happy man. My
wonderful girlfriend and
I had been dating for over a year,
and so we decided
to get married. There was only
one little thing
bothering me...It was her
beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was
twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts, and generally was bra-
less. She
would regularly bend down when
she was near me,
and I always got more than a nice
view. It had to be
deliberate. Because she never did
it when she was
near anyone else.
One day her 'little' sister called
and asked me to come over to
check the wedding
invitations. She was alone when I
arrived, and she
whispered to me that she had
feelings and desires
for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me that
she wanted me just once
before I got married and
committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total
shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last
wild fling, just come up and get
me.'I was stunned
and frozen in shock as I watched
her go up the
stairs. I stood there for a moment,
then turned and made a beeline
straight to the front door. I
opened
the door, and headed
straight towards my car. Lo and
behold,my entire
future family was standing
outside, all clapping!With
tears in his eyes, my father- in-
law hugged me and
said, 'We are very happy that you
have passed our little test. We
couldn't ask for a better man for
our
daughter. Welcome to the
family. The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms
in your car, because I was on my
way to fetch them
when I passed the test...

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i love his tattos...

Like all three-year-olds, Susan
Beatie is fascinated by animals.
She wants to be a vet — maybe
even a vet and a princess — when
she grows up.
At bedtime, she loves to climb onto
her father’s knee and demand a
story about a hungry caterpillar, a
greedy bee or a snail sailing away
on the tail of a whale.
But the book she loves most is
Mister Seahorse, which explains
how male seahorses become
‘pregnant’.
A quirky choice for a child, you
might think, but entirely
understandable given that this
story has been used to explain to
Susan the inexplicable: how she
came to be.
‘It’s her favourite bedtime story,’
says her father Thomas, 38. ‘I tell
her that’s what I did: I carried her
in my tummy like Mr Seahorse, and
she gets it.
‘She doesn’t think there is
anything weird about it. There is a
photograph of me pregnant, and
she points to it all the time, saying:
“Daddy, Daddy, I’m inside and I
got bigger and bigger, and then I
had to come out.” ’
It may sound like a particularly
strange sort of fairy tale, but the
story Thomas has told his
daughter about her arrival in this
world is true. The slightly-built
martial arts instructor made
history as the first ‘man’ in the
world to give birth.
Of course, as Susan will doubtless
discover one day, there was
nothing natural about it. Male
seahorses are genetically able to
carry embryos: Thomas’s
pregnancy was possible only
because he was born female.
He was in his 20s when he
underwent a sex change and
became a man. He never took the
final step of having a
hysterectomy

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