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Stillwhites:
My girlfriend is worried as I will be leaving in a month's time. She is showing me signs she needs sex but I'm scared!!

Yesterday she called me and as we were discussing she said "Victor, you are leaving me. I'm a virgin and you haven't done the needful". "Can I hear you again?" I replied but her response was "you heard me well".

Since yesterday I've been contemplating whether or not to sex her. Pls what should I do?

ObamaMessi:
BigCowHornn no one fueled the fight btween me and that little girl, she stepped on my toes and was feeling too stubborn to succumb.

That we forged friendship, i asked him to create monikers for me to troll other girls doesn't mean he is satanist. Remember when u were calling EmiDon satanist and i was pleading with u to stop and u didn't untill 2 of u got into a fight. You know too well that the last person satanist would ever befriend but i wonder why keep calling all my comrades satanist. BigCowHornn put urself in my shoe for once.

ObamaMessi:
I have this young girl who migrated to my area for almost three weeks now. Since the day she heard the song I recorded "you cannot fall me down" she sticks with me.

This girl is about 17, very beautiful, fair thou I'm fairer. She's good all round but one problem is that she's suffering from halitosis (bad breath). I've tried to endure but I can't bear it any longer. When she left my room last night I pucked and momma was worried.

Pls how can I stuff words into her without hurting her feelings?

HolyMan12:
Tell us what your father does for a living?

Tell us also the schools you attended and why you are not in a higher institution

Make I go drink beer

HolyMan12:
Hard luck, I understand the trauma you went through

I have a doctor friend who can stitch and patch your torn and worn vagina.

He can do it for free for my sake

HolyMan12:

The funny thing is I cannot relate to any of that

As far as I know, you are a dirty girl from the north who hawks and doubles as a who.re

HolyMan12:
But tell me why you married your cousin?

HolyMan12:
I still remember that dirty house in the background of one of your pictures

HolyMan12:
But tell me why you married your cousin?

HolyMan12:
But tell me why you married your cousin?

HolyMan12:
But tell me why you married your cousin?

HolyMan12:
Says a breeder of almajiri street children

HolyMan12:
How is your cousin of husband?

What about your 2 kids? Where they able to get enrolled in Arabic school?

HolyMan12:
You no be hook up.. na rape Dem the rape you

paradiseVirgin:
You can never have a wedding like this...

Eyaa

paradiseVirgin:
I Benjamindomer will kill my mother for money rituals .

Karen2024:
My boyfriend have dumped me for another lady.

After four years of relationship, love, and comitment, he decided to dump me for another woman.

I'm completely broken and shattered

cc: VictorUSA

Greattestman:
Alot of Nigerians are mad o. Some of these comments are like little foxes, they eats from the roots of the heart and send someone to commit sucide.

Siofra I'm actually very sorry for all this while I've been trolling you. I never meant any of those barbs hurled at you.Infact they pale in comparison to the admiration I have you.HBD!! And I wish you more years. 30 shall not pass you by without granting you your deepest heart desires. God will embarass you with blessings that you will lack storehouse. I've never taken any of your posts to heart. Only big fat fools takes posts here to heart, so all my recent attacks on you were meant for fun and nothing more, nothing less, nothing else. Your right time is near.You will enjoy overwhelming and unusual GRACE and unimaginable joy that will abound with you for the rest of your life. As soon as you wake up to read this, wipe the tears on your beautiful face and "know" that God has a great future for the Nigerian idyllic, Siofra.


VictorUSA aka ObamaMessi

EIeyigidigan:
nope I'm not Satanist. I'm the minion rather. btw how did your quarrel with obamamessi ended? have you both made peace?

BenjaminDomer:
When will that your madam called fati2001 open her legs for you?

EIeyigidigan:
this chaos14 is the same person as satanist, he's a well known trouble maker on this forum Notorious for cloning people's accounts and defaming them.
Nairalanders pls Just ignore him

BenjaminDomer:
Mama BenjaminDomer will soon be used for this purpose..if at all she is not being used for the purpose already, I guess she's. The reason why I, BenjaminDomer is existing.

Softboy001:
i never thought it will be difficult for me,its not really that am asking for too much. a brief summary of what i really want in a woman is someone that loves me and someone that i love also. is that too much to ask?. am asking for too much?

My name is..., lets just call me z. am 28 years of age, graduate and currently working even though it's a small job i got, it atleast take care of my bills, we have a lot of family men who is doing my job, its customer service agent job, am writing this today because am having difficulties in finding A SERIOUS GF/ FUTURE WIFE . it has always been my desire to marry when am 30 years and enjoy my life and family in my youth. but it seems that plan is failing as i currently have no person am dating after trying to get for 3 years now. single to stupor

the girls am meeting nowadays, its either they like me and i don't like them or i like them and they dont like me, ever since i left my past relationship. getting a serious one has be nearly impossible, don't get me wrong, getting a girl is not difficult, or getting sex. what has been difficult is getting someone that meet my requirements.

this requirements which i consider as 'very important' is what i want to share with you all, i really need advice, is there anything i need to chop off the list. am i asking for too much. check out my list.

1. RELIGION AND CONVICTION ; for religion i want some that believes in God and fear God. a good or fair Christian. not over religion, not a church goer, just normal regular christian, what i mostly interested in is your conviction, what do you truly believe in, take for example do believe in purposely hurting other people just to help yourself, cheating by all means, to have your way, what do you think about yahoo, good or bad?. those kind of things.

2.EMOTION : i think they is where am having much issues because one of my criteria is that i most like you. as in love you and i must be sure that you love me too. as much as i love you or even more than, but what i get to discover is that when i meet a girl i like, she doesn't like me or not as much as its required, that makes me too back down because i have seen relationship where the girl doesnt like the guy, maybe she just with him for some gains or something, it doesn't end well, and even if you go ahead with the relationship, you won't enjoy it, YOU ENDURE IT!. i have also had girls that likes me like mad, some practically worship me and will do exactly as i asked them to, but the truth of the matter is that it can't work, i know it cnt i have tried it before, the babe go dey annoy me even when she has done nothing wrong, i can't show her off and i dont believe its even a relationship, the last one i try i had to break everything off cos i notice it was affecting her. and i know it's going nowhere, ever since then i promised never to do that again. this was 3 years back. the thing wen a girl likes you and you like the girl, you but can build together and trust each other

3. PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTE i am also having a big issue with this one, the thing here is that, i want a tall or fairly tall girl, reason is that am not a very tall guy and i want someone complimentary. i can't marry a short girl, no matter how much she tick the rest boxes, it can't happen, i need some my height or a little bit taller than me, but the problem am having now is most girls like tall guy s. me finding a tall girl that likes me seems to be a mission impossible.


another thing is a fine girl, here am attracted to fine girls, i don't need to deceive anyone, that's what i want, but on the part she don't have to be over fine, just don't be ugly is fine, am a very fine dude facially so... we are good.

another thing is ass,boobs yes its on the list too, i don't like big boobs once a girl has big boobs she is not an option. ass is what i like but not those over big. monstrous ass. a good big ass, i always say it's not about the size but the shape. so that it, medium boobs, big ass, nice shape, fairly fine facially,

4. finance and education: i need some one who is goal driving and fight hard to get what she want. some who strives to be successful. and who can be an asset instead of a liability. it's that simple, and last some who is educated to tertiary level or have a brain like that.


so what do you guys think? is there any pace i need to adjust. am in my firends wedding as am typing this. my man done rush marry, lol

Greattestman:
That guy is a 24-yr-old married guy My half-bro's friend who happen to like me. .I use his photos on my two facebook accounts and whattsapp (when I was using my cousing sister's phone). Even if you were told that it wasn't me, how difficult is it to decifer that I'm not the one?