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No President in Nigeria but only presidency.

Blatant lie!
Killer of Gulak is neither Ipob nor ESN.
No proper investigation.
Just killed some random people and arranged a photographer do the rest.
Na so Onyinbo people dey do am?

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Nice one

Biafra and Oduduwa is a a dream and goal that can't be realized and actualized
Dead on arrival

What they should agitate for is a president from the east...
For all those quoting me to insult me.....continue...ain't scared because am a real niggarrr and a Bini son
The force holding this nation together is more than the mere Van der Waals forces.....Light up my weed with anger while I walk out of this thread.....

V.d.w force na weak one na...

So,North crude oil now na kidnapping even small pikins dem

What do you do for a living?
I am a business man!

You cannot compel people to open their shops or this is a fake news.

The assassination is political...
NOT Unknown gun men or ESN/IPOB....

colorsofrainbow:
Emeka chiwe
Be proud of your fugitive tribe either from the Waste or Bokoharam zone
I don talk finish

Na Fulani herdsman....na online warrior.

If you don't prepare your food..... anything you chop....you manage am.

TheFacelessMan:


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Years back, at Ijebu Ode, I and my friends decided to do money rituals...

The herbalist asked us to meet him at the OkuOrun Cemetery at midnight.

4 of us went to the cemetery that night and i shiver recalling the unspeakable things that happened that night...

It was dark and so silent we could all hear our hearts beating fast.

Halfway through our walk, we heard a horrible guttural sound

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A hyena was snacking on a fresh corpse

We interrupted him eating dinner!

Have you ever heard a hyena laugh ? It sounds like music Satan would dance to in Hell

After a long walk through a maze of grave stones... we got there.

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The Babalawo instructed us to all strip naked and choose a tomb to stand in front of...

We each carried a calabash on our heads containing the offering and Baba started chanting.


"NO MATTER WHAT, you MUST NOT LOOK BACK" no matter what! Baba said.

"Eyin oku ati eyin alijanu, omo ni momo eworks, eworks yeeee!"

After 20 minutes of incantations, his words started twisting and became strange and...

I clearly heard the concrete slab shift beneath me

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What happened next is difficult to describe...

You know the chill felt against your legs when you open the fridge ?

The temperature dropped to subzero... i am not ashamed to say this, i felt something warm trickling down my legs as i peed on myself

The cold crept up my ankles... to my calves...my buttocks... waist.... back

I felt a presence practically inches behind me and then cold hands of bone on either side of my neck...

My hands started trembling with my eyes screwed shut!

" AHHHHHHHHHHH" .... and i heard a sound of calabash crashing down and breaking, approximately 2 graves away!

That sounded very much like Shola, his nerve must have broken!

I heard what seemed like a woman's high pitched evil laughter.


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And Shola started making gurgling terrible sounds like he was being strangled...

I ran forward without daring to look back chanting " Jesus, Jesus, Jesus" zeetee

To be continued .....



Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man"

Creative writing....suspense is top notch!

This man is employed to speak foolishly.
Malami has spoken his own.

theTranslator:
This op is a fraud

This op na criminal....so others like you know?

Man money na our money...
Woman money na her money..
Such entitlement mentality nai make men nor dey last.
Why woman nor go help out for house expenses if she is working?

Dem leave wetin dey cause Nigeria disease dey treat the symptom.
Una dey waste una time.
Restructure or divide is inevitable if this country go better.

NEPO GNIZARG SI DENNAB NI NREHTUOS AIREGIN


....ABOVE AVERAGE I.Q WILL UNDERSTAND.

Lazynigerian1:
My opinion.

If you no like am, sorry.

Ok.....you correct...we go consider your opinion.

Lazynigerian1:
So we want to go back to regions?

Sorry, but no thanks.

The 1963 constitution did not solve Nigeria's problems then and it won't now

Our problem is not constitutions it is our lack of willingness to follow due process.

And I ain't pro North or South by the way

Wetin you talk sef?

Many nor like this man wey dey fight for common people right... hatred go kill una.

Onyinbo dey do research dey progress dey go....na cattle be some people problem...how e go graze from North to South nai be their problem....yet dem nor dey top 10 for the world for beef producers.
Do ranching...dem day u sai...why this people like backwardness?
Their SAN nor know nothing.
You wan try Southern SAN like governor Akeredolu wey book full him head wey Malami nor know 1/10th of Akeredolu.

SchoolGate:
If I see your post again on this nairaland I will publish your real picture for everyone to see

I dey wait for my real picture.

If Nigeria make pim for another paale...nai.....d...I...e!

Firstclass247:
Hello house


I'm 22, with one hand work, tilling work to be precise. but guess what? Since 2018 I started doing this work, I never boost of 40k in my account which is quite disdaining.

Not that I never make such. Is just that this kind of work is a dirty job as dey said. So we are being looked down on. For somebody to pay you complete is a miracle. Where I worked now I made more than 80k, but don't be surprised that I was going home with less than 30k which cover my expenses. And this is fully against my reason of learning this work, which is footing my University education bill.

Don't be surprised that this work never even gave time to write Jamb.

This man we work for Is just good for bringing 30k, he's only interested in his business no calls, no payment over two weeks now. People into this set of work will testify.

I never calculate the hardship of the this job

That is it, from site to site.

But now, iv decided to learn another work. But my question now is between barbing and phone repair which one is more lucrative and also will make a provision for my accademic.

Please guys I need your input.

Go for barbing.
Easier to run the show in academic environment.

Even without the rumors...are we not already divided?
It is very obvious that we are not ONE country,however we try to beautify it.
We ain't one!
If we cannot restructure,
let us divide.
Who will fight who if division is inevitable?
NORTHERN NIGERIA HAS A DIFFERENT AGENDA.
SOUTHERN NIGERIA HAS A DIFFERENT AGENDA.
NORTHERN NIGERIA WANTS TO ENSLAVE OTHERS.
SOUTHERN NIGERIA WANTS TO LIVE FREELY.

Both photos are the same person.

KO by Governor Akeredolu to Garba Shehu

This na ritual killing,..e full everywhere for 9ja

lasisi69:
trouble maker

Nitwit!

Authoreety:
How can someone be this jobless

You have just showed how jobless you have been.

dederocs:
Why are abokis always nepotistic, this people are evil, and must be resisted. Dumb wicked animals. If the fulani can not do another work or if cow owners can not build ranches, then let them go to hell.

...why should they go to hell?
They've got Fouta Djallon in Guinea.

akeentech:
Mark dis comment, Nigeria can not last 70 years.

Do you mean seven without the zero?

wht141:
Nigeria will remain as one

Theoritically correct!