Crime › Re: My Experience With "One Chance". Share Yours by favouredon(f): 12:16pm On Aug 24, 2015 |
shadowgwalker: in abj, one chance do their job closer to outlets of the state or places wit lesser or no traffic, like; Banex,Kubwa road, Gwarimpa road. ...they hardly do airport road, where them wan pass run? Have u been to kubwa befoe? If yes, u will know that the traffic there is more than airport road. Besides, them dey do for airport road. Me I don enter one chance abt 4 times for Abuja and one of them is in airport road. The only difference be say dem no dey scary like d ones I dey read here |
Crime › Re: My Experience With "One Chance". Share Yours by favouredon(f): 11:52am On Aug 24, 2015 |
arbass: I don't have any personal experience and I pray not to. This happened to the landlord of the house I stay. My landlord also happens to be an estate agent. On this fateful day he collected house rents of two apartments. He went to a bank with the aim to deposit the sum as was the custom but on getting to the bank there was so much queue so he decided to leave that particular bank to another bank in town as he also wanted to do his BVN registration then. So he flagged down a cab going to town. In the cab were two male passengers, one at the front with the driver and one at the back. My landlord got in the back of the vehicle. During the course of the journey a discussion ensued. The topic of discourse was about the just concluded governorship election that held in the state. "Mr. A has the rightful mandate, no no it's Mr. B". My landlord joined in this discussion and that was the last thing he knew. He said he woke up in a bush. The guys showed him dug graves and threatened that they could have him killed and buried there without anybody knowing. He came back home so ruffled up and he said the house rent he had on him had been dispossessed. He reported the case to the police and police said they had several cases like that. That since he didn't take down the registration of the vehicle that nothing could be done. I think the lesson taught here is to try as much as possible not to engage in conversations with strangers in public cabs. This happens a lot in Abuja. They will draw u into conversation and once u show interest, that's all. I entered one like that when I was going to church but thank God they couldn't draw me into their conversation despite all their tactics. They dropped me off at one junction like that telling me that they had to turn back. Them c say if na my case, market no sell. It was God at work for me sha |
Jokes Etc › Re: You Can't Beat An Igbo Man by favouredon(op): 6:43am On Aug 21, 2015 |
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Jokes Etc › You Can't Beat An Igbo Man by favouredon(op): 6:18pm On Aug 20, 2015 |
An Igbo doctor can't find a job so he opens a clinic
and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF
NOT CURED GET BACK 100k
A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn
100k and goes to the clinic...
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and
put 3 drops in patient's mouth"
Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"
Igbo man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored.
Give me 20k"
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to
recover his money...
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember
anything"
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and
put 3 drops in his mouth"
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to
me last time for restoring my taste"
Igbo man: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give
me 20k"
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a
week later determined to get back 100k.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak"
Igbo man: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so
take this 100k"
Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k, not
100k"
Igbo man: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me
20k" |
Celebrities › Re: Charly Boy’s Son Is Nothing Like His Father (Photo) by favouredon(f): 12:54pm On Aug 19, 2015 |
whirlwind7: Well, I believe only one black sheep is permitted per family. Charly boy's daughter has occupied that slot. So, this son of his is off that hook. In Charly boy's family, the black sheep will be the opposite of what we know. When both mother and father are weird, this son of his is the black sheep. I believe Charly boy's other children are also weird like his daughter. |
Phones › Re: Unsolicited Adverts On My Phone by favouredon(op): 9:24pm On Aug 18, 2015 |
udemzyudex: Download Adware from play store and block that shit... A friend had similar issue where ad will just pop up and cover the whole screen.. Thanks. I will try dt |
Phones › Re: Unsolicited Adverts On My Phone by favouredon(op): 9:23pm On Aug 18, 2015 |
iliyande: An application from your device is the cause. Especially those life streaming apps. Eg syblatv u mean like Goal live? |
Phones › Unsolicited Adverts On My Phone by favouredon(op): 6:01pm On Aug 18, 2015 |
Good day nairalanders. Please how do I stop my android phone from bringing out random adverts whenever I turn my data on to browse? I know its from Google play. I have turn off my background data but the adverts keep popping up. What do I do?
Thanks in advance. |
Celebrities › Re: Actress Moyo Lawal Beaten Mercilessly By Sugar Daddy's Wife by favouredon(f): 1:29pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
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Crime › Re: Female MFM Pastor Remanded In Prison Over Visa Scam [PHOTO] by favouredon(f): 1:19pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
Mc4larin: Conductor -- Oshodi! Oshodi!! Oshodi!!! Enter wif ur change ooo to avoid disgrace ooo... Bus on the move.... Seller: Hello ma fellow Nigerians, I don come again ooo ur famous drug seller! if u re used to this bus u go know mi wella!! Now this drug; it can cure ur physical illness, Spiritual illness, Mental illness and even academic illness.. BUT wetin dey there be say nah 13days we won use sell dis drug. The name of dis drug nah "DIVINE PROGRESS"....... This drug too big u no fit use am finish.. The sales go start from 10th of August 2015...... I go advise u make u come straight to our company so DAT igbo bois no go sell u fake...... Our company is located at Mount Tabieorar Ground, Ogere-Remo, Ogun state... E no far at all ....... Passengers: How much will ur drugs be sold?... Seller: (laughs) just come wif ur faith, bible and jotter and also be determined........ The "DIVINE PROGRESS" will be yours...... U fit come with family and friends because food plenty well well... Thank you: The Church of The Lord (Prayer Fellowship) is cordially inviting you to our Annual Tabieorar Date: 22nd Aug, 2015 Time: 4:00pm till dawn Theme: DIVINE PROGRESS Venue: Mount Tabieorar Ground, KM 60, Lagos- Ibadan Expressway, Ogere-Remo, Ogun State, Nigeria. GOD BLESS YOU AS YOU COME....... Prayer Fellowship = Aladura? |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by favouredon(f): 12:55pm On Aug 05, 2015 |
koweeducare: PRIVATE HOME TUTOR
We are an Educational Services and Consultancy Organization www.keducare.com with value enriching services across the country. In view of openings for Private Tutors, we are therefore recruiting for competent and disciplined tutors that will meet our clients request. Home Tutors can find part-time or full-time employment that allows you to achieve working with as many students as you can comfortably fit into, while earning the salary you desire and continuous flow of extra income. If you have passion for teaching and competent in hot demand subjects and skills,
click www.keducare.com/application-form
to get connected Please are you in Abuja? |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by favouredon(f): 12:54pm On Aug 05, 2015 |
koweeducare: PRIVATE HOME TUTOR
We are an Educational Services and Consultancy Organization www.keducare.com with value enriching services across the country. In view of openings for Private Tutors, we are therefore recruiting for competent and disciplined tutors that will meet our clients request. Home Tutors can find part-time or full-time employment that allows you to achieve working with as many students as you can comfortably fit into, while earning the salary you desire and continuous flow of extra income. If you have passion for teaching and competent in hot demand subjects and skills,
click www.keducare.com/application-form Please are you in Abuja?
to get connected |
Fashion › Re: New Arrivals Ladies Wears From Debyd Apparel. by favouredon(f): 12:17pm On Aug 05, 2015 |
I saw ur PM. I am in abuja. Love those dresses and also affordable. How possible is it for me to get them? |
Business › Re: Your Dormant Bank Account Could Put You In Trouble by favouredon(f): 11:10am On Aug 05, 2015 |
Unityp: Bro i have a savings account with them and i have not been using it 4 about 4 months now.I left about N1200 and it`s already N650 as i`m talking to u.Ekobank simply needs to be cautioned by CBN.My union bank acct have been dormant 4 over 4 years and the 1k i left behind is now N2300(cos they still alert me quarterly) Me and u dey d same shoe o. The same amount of money I left and d same balance remaining in my Ecobank account. I purposely withdrew all the money in that account because they automatically debit ur account for an ATM u did not request for once ur ATM card expires. My problem is not even that. The last time my ATM expired they debited my account and sent the ATM to the branch I opened the account. It took me 3 good months for them to transfer my ATM card from my domicile Branch to the branch closer to me. D tin tire me. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Stephanie Rose: I Would Rather Burn In Hell Than Worship A Monster Called God by favouredon(f): 10:23am On Aug 05, 2015 |
Delusiongirl20: God of the bible is a malevolent bully May God have mercy on u. Thats all I can say |
Family › Ugly Side Of Make Up by favouredon(op): 7:23pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
A man who saw his new wife for the first time without make
up is reportedly SUING her for trauma, after being shocked
at her appearance.
The unnamed couple had just got married in Algeria and
after spending the night together, the husband woke up to
find his wife bare faced.
But rather than admire her natural beauty, instead the man
REFUSED to believe the woman was his wife, believing her
to be a thief.
Finally realising that this was in fact the woman he loved,
the man is now allegedly suing her for fraud and
“psychological suffering”.
A source told Emirates 247: “He said he was deceived by
her as she used to fill up her face with make up before their
marriage.
“He said she looked very beautiful and attractive before
marriage, but when he woke up in the morning and found
that she had washed the make-up off her face, he was
frightened as he thought she was a thief.”
The price of the husband’s “suffering” is £13,000.
SOURCE: yahoonews |
Health › Re: Victim From The Bullion Van Accident Needs Help ( VIEWERS DISCRETION) by favouredon(f): 4:44pm On Aug 02, 2015 |
Ooh God! |
Family › Re: Why Rebellious Kids Make More Money Later In Life - see reasons. by favouredon(f): 12:21pm On Jul 27, 2015 |
So u people are trying to disobey what the bible says. The only commandment with a promise attached. |
Family › Re: Pains Of A Full Time House Wife. by favouredon(f): 12:17pm On Jul 27, 2015 |
Good advice. I cant imagine myself sitting at home 24/7 doing what? It is not even advisable in this 21st century |
Politics › Re: Kebbi Governors Wives Fight To Be First Lady!! by favouredon(f): 11:36am On Jul 24, 2015 |
Man wey marry one wife na wahala, u come go marry two? Double wahala for u. Ask Goodluck Jonathan |
Politics › Re: Kebbi Governors Wives Fight To Be First Lady!! by favouredon(f): 11:33am On Jul 24, 2015 |
Chiefpriest1: My question is: is there a constitutional provision for the office of the first lady?
We just like noise and razzmataz while ignoring the real purpose of governance. There is no constitutional provision for the office of the first lady but there is for wife of the president or wife of the governor. Nigerians! We just like to decieve ourselves |
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Fashion › Re: New Arrivals Ladies Wears From Debyd Apparel. by favouredon(f): 3:23pm On Jul 23, 2015 |
Where is ur location? |
Car Talk › Re: Two Die As Car Rams Into A Tree And Breaks To Pieces (Photos) by favouredon(f): 12:02pm On Jul 22, 2015 |
Please thank God for me o. One of my colleague was in this car but alive. Recuperating in the hospital. |
Politics › Re: How Cameraman, Police Saved Lives From Damaturu Suicide Attack by favouredon(f): 9:18am On Jul 21, 2015 |
Demigods: I hate Muslims with my soul and life. Bleep their stupid God propagating all this evil. Death to all Muslims.
Hail Satan! Hail Astaroth! Please learn to respect other people's belief. |
Politics › Re: How Cameraman, Police Saved Lives From Damaturu Suicide Attack by favouredon(f): 9:14am On Jul 21, 2015 |
That was really uncalled for, Dnarvaez. I am a christian by the way. |
Culture › Re: Town Where Death Awaits Albinos by favouredon(f): 10:26pm On Jul 19, 2015 |
Bleachers dare not visit this town or else u be mistaken for an albino |
Entertainment › Re: Bleaching Expert, Pela Tonye Releases New Photos To Mark Birthday by favouredon(f): 7:29pm On Jul 17, 2015 |
Did u guys notice that his hand is always in a fist in all his pictures? He should open it let's c his fanta and coke hand |
Family › Re: Fine Madam and Oga: Why the Bad English? by favouredon(f): 8:23am On Jul 16, 2015 |
Topman0001: There's no need asking my teacher, I know the answer- This ogbolo soup is slurpy. Slurpy means drinking something loudly or noisily. |
Family › Re: Fine Madam and Oga: Why the Bad English? by favouredon(f): 10:54am On Jul 15, 2015 |
armyofone: This Campbell drawing soup is sticky real good.  .  Like seriously? |
Family › Re: Fine Madam and Oga: Why the Bad English? by favouredon(f): 10:47am On Jul 15, 2015 |
Topman0001: c'mon speak English, this is an English class... "This Ogbolo soup dey draw well well" say it in English.
- laughing... God don catch u today. Lol. Na me u go ask? Ask our teacher my friend. |
Politics › Re: 625 Killed As Boko Haram Gunmen Slit Some Residents’ Throats by favouredon(f): 2:57pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
Heartless set of people. So heartless. This is heart wrenching |