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Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Squirrel1(m): 11:44am On May 01
Would grin
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by sirnewton20: 11:46am On May 01
Hh
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Antoeni(m): 11:46am On May 01
You Are the One, There is No Friend of Yours Anywhere,
You Are Possessed And Needs Total Deliverance Urgently

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Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by sirnewton20: 11:47am On May 01
G
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Antoeni(m): 11:47am On May 01
Consider the Dollhood
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Solofresh2: 11:48am On May 01
Jh0wsef:
At least the sex doll won't bill him grin grin grin
😂
But honestly I would prefer a woman with blood running in her veins to a sex doll
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by GloriousGbola: 11:49am On May 01
Sapasenator:
Hell Nairalanders,

I have this friend who is madly in love with a sex doll. He is seriouse and considering marriage at this point. Both of them are madly in love.

I tried to persuade him that it was a bad idea but my friend gave the following points for going on with the doll;

1.doll is a virgin
2. Zero body count.
3. Doll looks 25 and will never age.
3. Constant sex anytime without serenren.
4. No in-law wahala
5. She is never going to cheat on my friend.
6. My friend is free to have side cheeks whiteout his wife compaining.
7. Doll is very beautiful.
8. No arguments in the home.
9. Savings money on food at home after marriage.
10. No nagging in the relationship.
11. The doll at least will listen to him when he talks.

Now these are the points raised by my friend and I am inclined to partly agree with him.

Now he promised never to cheat on his doll wife after marriage.

What do you guys think, is my friend crazy?

dey wind ya sef dia

this is the best your friend can do - and this one is 60 quid - over 100k before shipping tongue

of course you can probably opt for the chinko one cheesy

Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by IfyAwazie(f): 11:49am On May 01
I'm the crazy one for viewing and commenting
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Eriggayabdem: 11:50am On May 01
If him like, make e fall in love with tractor or Zuma rock....
Six naira no enter my akant.

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Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Antoeni(m): 11:50am On May 01
save up, get ur personal sex doll and stop asking, begging and paying ladies for sex

INSTEAD

pay for STD free sex,

pay for sex with no strings attached

pay for sex without enduring the gorry sight of unending stretch marks and fallen boobs

no more slayqueenity and oloshoism

no more "your dick is too big or too small"
no more nagging, spending excessively, cheating, betrayals etc
no more fvcking with lady lying still like wood without moaning

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Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Coronavirus1: 11:51am On May 01
You friend is possess with marine spirit.
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by fabolouz1(m): 11:51am On May 01
He / she needs deliverance.
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Dennisochampa: 11:51am On May 01
Na your life?

Na werin e want... As far as e no use am harm u or disturb you... Leave am....

I think say by now, una go don learn how to mind una business
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Bongadu: 11:52am On May 01
GloriousGbola:


dey wind ya sef dia

this is the best your friend can do - and this one is 60 quid - over 100k before shipping tongue

of course you can probably opt for the chinko one cheesy



My pillow can do all she has to offer plus it's so soft
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Orobadmeat: 11:53am On May 01
It's not your friend, you are the one that wants to fork a doll baby,die that useless cappin angry angry angry
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by truthhurts2: 11:54am On May 01
I really need to understand one thing, just one...

What happens to the semen after ejaculation?
Does it stay there accumulating, dries up inside the doll or flows out back?

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Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by TableLeg(m): 11:54am On May 01
Sapasenator:
Hell Nairalanders,

I have this friend who is madly in love with a sex doll. He is seriouse and considering marriage at this point. Both of them are madly in love.

I tried to persuade him that it was a bad idea but my friend gave the following points for going on with the doll;

1.doll is a virgin
2. Zero body count.
3. Doll looks 25 and will never age.
3. Constant sex anytime without serenren.
4. No in-law wahala
5. She is never going to cheat on my friend.
6. My friend is free to have side cheeks whiteout his wife compaining.
7. Doll is very beautiful.
8. No arguments in the home.
9. Savings money on food at home after marriage.
10. No nagging in the relationship.
11. The doll at least will listen to him when he talks.

Now these are the points raised by my friend and I am inclined to partly agree with him.

Now he promised never to cheat on his doll wife after marriage.

What do you guys think, is my friend crazy?


Ok.

And who are you in love with?
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Bongadu: 11:54am On May 01
Most of my tech bros have chosen sex doll and I'll do the same very soon because women are not worth it




Women are simply who'res

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Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Kajaard: 11:54am On May 01
Sapasenator:
This is not plastic. There are expensive ones that are well made and look exactly like a real woman, besides what about other the pros involved?

With AI development, we will have dolls that can hold conversation and moan like a real woman during intercourse.

The below is a realistic doll. $1588 pere!

You seem to be very jobless with the amount of nonsensical threads you keep producing.

If you don't have anything meaningful doing, just go out and start counting cars on the main road. Nonsense.

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Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Droxford: 11:55am On May 01
Death is knocking
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Honestey: 11:57am On May 01
So when is the wedding date?
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by MrBONE2(m): 11:57am On May 01
KingLennon:
Angel Michael blow the trumpet and let's go home. I have seen it all sad

cheesy

Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Inosky: 12:00pm On May 01
Hahaha at least he can go raw and cum in peace.

Whoever that developed this sex dolls is jealous and asked the question "why would woman have plastic dick toys and cucumbers to use to satisfy themselves in place of men but men don't have any?

That was the hypothesis behind the invention not anytime end time. It was scientific.

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Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Mervingreat: 12:00pm On May 01
And what should we do now?
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by INDOMIE9090(f): 12:01pm On May 01
Make Angel blow this thing now
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by MASTERMIND04(m): 12:01pm On May 01
Madness lol
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by fawaz050(m): 12:02pm On May 01
WErey won adhertise come dey use format
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by MASTERMIND04(m): 12:02pm On May 01
INDOMIE9090:
Make Angel blow this thing now
Abi. Make everybody just leave this space grin

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Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by alizma: 12:04pm On May 01
And this one follow people wey dey complain about our government. Is this not grade one mad man on the street?
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Fiyincious: 12:06pm On May 01
Sapasenator:
Hell Nairalanders,

I have this friend who is madly in love with a sex doll. He is seriouse and considering marriage at this point. Both of them are madly in love.

I tried to persuade him that it was a bad idea but my friend gave the following points for going on with the doll;

1.doll is a virgin
2. Zero body count.
3. Doll looks 25 and will never age.
3. Constant sex anytime without serenren.
4. No in-law wahala
5. She is never going to cheat on my friend.
6. My friend is free to have side cheeks whiteout his wife compaining.
7. Doll is very beautiful.
8. No arguments in the home.
9. Savings money on food at home after marriage.
10. No nagging in the relationship.
11. The doll at least will listen to him when he talks.

Now these are the points raised by my friend and I am inclined to partly agree with him.

Now he promised never to cheat on his doll wife after marriage.

What do you guys think, is my friend crazy?

You no confess if na u b the so called friend. Lol
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Donbabaj: 12:06pm On May 01
Who says a doll cannot cheat?

Imagine your friend catching another of his male friend using the doll. Oh boy!
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by tenpipsperday: 12:08pm On May 01
Sapasenator:
Hell Nairalanders,

I have this friend who is madly in love with a sex doll. He is seriouse and considering marriage at this point. Both of them are madly in love.

I tried to persuade him that it was a bad idea but my friend gave the following points for going on with the doll;

1.doll is a virgin
2. Zero body count.
3. Doll looks 25 and will never age.
3. Constant sex anytime without serenren.
4. No in-law wahala
5. She is never going to cheat on my friend.
6. My friend is free to have side cheeks whiteout his wife compaining.
7. Doll is very beautiful.
8. No arguments in the home.
9. Savings money on food at home after marriage.
10. No nagging in the relationship.
11. The doll at least will listen to him when he talks.

Now these are the points raised by my friend and I am inclined to partly agree with him.

Now he promised never to cheat on his doll wife after marriage.

What do you guys think, is my friend crazy?






Your friend abi you?



You think you are talking to fools

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